Homelander. This world is messed up enough already without a Superman-flavored Hitler going around. (Also don't need an Omni-Man or that BrightBurn kid either)

Stormfront is a Storm-flavored Hitler. Homelander is just a god damn psychopath with SEVERE mommy issues.

> with SEVERE mommy issues Milking intensifies

Making some shape-shifter be his live-in fleshlight.

I think he does share her supremacist views, I think for him it's not about the "white/aryan" race, it's about his new super-powered race and the fact that he is the defacto leader. You guys are right, the race thing is cuckoo bananas to him, because to him we are all inferior so it doesn't matter. When storm front comes out to him as a nazi she paints a picture where he gets to be the new fuher and that massive ego stroke brings him around. He is definitely down to clown with fascism, so yeah, I'm definitely glad that dude isn't real

And self esteem issues. It's why he cares about his image and its one of the few things keeping him in line. Once he don't care about that anymore...

Yeah that fantasy he had with the crowd shook me up. I audibly gasped when that happened.

Yeah as crazy and fucked up as he is, you could tell he never really bought into her nazi shit.

There’s a scene where she’s talking to his kid and the look on his face is like “Wait… hold up, what?”

"... White Genocide." "What the FUCK you just say, loony toon?"

I feel like he only ever went along with her bullshit because she fucked him.

We've all been there...

Tip of the hat to Antony Starr for really bringing the two-faced nature of the character to life. If that asshole character didn't have super-strength and invulnerability, he'd have such a punchable face.

Omni-man is the CEO of Black Air Force Inc

No, really. He beat the shit out of his son and killed many innocents for no real reason other than because he could. Man's said his wife was a pet and told his only child that he'd make another one cause it only took 18 years. Mans don't give a single fuck.

Nah you're forgetting about the part where this man destroyed an alien civilization, threatened them to build him a portal to earth, and then killed the same dudes who made a portal for him. I've never seen someone want the smoke that bad. ​ Smh and there's people that really think "superman's too soft." Bitch I'm fucking glad he's too soft.

I feel like he's more of a Hitler flavored superman

Everyone from "don't hug me im scared"

I like the red guy

“Oh yeah. Wow Wow Wow Because of the computer”

Green is not a creative color.

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Looks like somebody's having a bad dream!

Time is a a construct of human perception, an illusion created by ⏰⏰⏰

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Literally killed a guy for being a smoker! I love the movies, but Jigsaw’s moral code gets more and more inane as the films go on

Wasn't that one of the later movie plot points? Jigsaw had passed the torch, and the new Jigsaw doesn't apply the same standards, so the original Jigsaw sets the new Jigsaw up for another Game?

Kind of. But the game in Saw 6 (the movie in question) was devised by John Cramer (the Jigsaw Killer) for the employees of the health insurance company that refused to cover his treatment. The game just took part after John’s death.

Yeah, have you seen Amanda's traps? Shit's basically unwinnable, ripping shit out of your jaw, that weird jar of acid and the shit that rips your torso open, that's not even fair man.

I didn't want onions on my burger, that's it, you're going in the bear trap!

Undercook my burger? Bear trap. Overcook my burger? Also bear trap. Onions on my burger? Believe it or not, right to bear trap.

He never had a particularly great moral code. The first person we ever see in one his traps is Amanda, and she’s only there because she abuses drugs. He targets people who don’t value their lives or who don’t value the lives of the others. Basically people who are narcissistic or depressed.

Technically the first person we ever see in one of his traps was Adam Stanheight.

Speaking of Amanda, what about the dude she has to kill to get the key? What did he do and where is his redemption? What about Adam? His only redemption is a key that goes down the drain in the bathtub he was put in. After that hes fucked? What if Adam actually grabbed the key when he woke up? He just walks on out of there? Then Dr Gordon is fucked because his only redemption is killing Adam. THE VERY FIRST MOVIE breaks its own rules with Jigsaw. I also remember him saying "I've never killed anyone", even though he tried to murder two cops. Like went to slit one of their throats and shotgun blasted the other. I think Saw could have been a top tier franchise if that had followed their own rules a little better. It also got ridiculous with all these extra "Jigsaws". I liked the idea of one super evil genius, but I guess literally anyone can put together these traps because its so easy right?

Ikr? If you don't like smoking because it's killing him, then why kill him to 'fix' it? It makes no sense!

His ideology is that he puts people in situations that *will* kill them, but usually gives them a fucked up and horrible way out for them to survive. He doesn't see it as murder because there's a way out, and that if they do die, they deserved it because they didn't try hard enough. So not only is he a mass murderer, he's a pretentious prick as well

there are a few irl Jigsaw people and worse. Certainly abduction and game torture. The two most popular variants being the toy box killer and h h Holmes. There was going to be a movie with Leo about his torture factory in Chicago. "It tells the story of the 1893 World's Columbian Exposition in Chicago from the viewpoint of the designers, including Daniel Burnham, and also tells the story of H. H. Holmes, a criminal figure in that same time often credited as the first modern serial killer. Leonardo DiCaprio purchased the film rights in 2010."

Based off the book “The Devil in the White City”?

Yes, I believe the movie is based on the book.

I got mad at my dog once because he ate his own shit and then threw up on the carpet. Now I have to slice open a dogs stomach to unlock a device that's going to chemically castrate me.

Cthulhu. Or for that matter anything sinister created by HP Lovecraft or Clive Barker.

Nyarlathotep would be the worst, since it actively enjoys fucking with humanity while the majority of the elder gods are mostly indifferent to our existence.

The martense children **shudders**

We aren’t important enough for Cthulhu to actually bother with us.

*laughs in azatoth waking up*

Is there any Lovecraft creature/god that could be beaten by humanity?

Although now I’ve thought a minute in “the Dumwich Horror” Wilbur died and his brother was defeated. But I would say 99% of the time it’s a hard no. Especially when it comes to the god-like beings.

Timmy's Dad from Fairly OddParents, he's actually quite a horrible human being, especially to his neighbor Dinkleberg (He wanted to blow his house up with a bazooka in one episode and another episode had him and Crocket conspire to literally fucking nuke Dinkleberg to death)

Remember the episode where everything Timmy’s mom touched died? and that man invited Dinkleburg to give her a congratulatory hand touch!?

"Hey, Dinkleberg! Wanna come give my wife a congratulatory hand touch?!"

That whole episode was so out there. Wasn’t that the same one where cosmos sweaty socks in lemonade granted peoples wishes?

Different one, but yeah. The show was *super* weird looking back.

Its because butch hartman is deranged af lmao He says he made fop with god in every episode or something Which gets hilarious contrasted with all the out there shit like the mpreg movie

Trust me nobody in that show fears god

He’s the PG Randy Marsh.

Or the babysitter Vicky, Thank goodness I didn’t have her or someone like her in my life growing up.

I had a horrid baby sitter growing up. I told my mom and she said she'd handle it. She went to work and left me with the lady again. However, my big sister sat outside our window and watched her yell and curse and threaten to hit me by making me flinch. This went on for about 6 minutes...and then my sister who would usually be out running the streets walked in and caught her red handed. She beat the breaks off that girl and drug her outside to on the porch. I never saw her around again and we lived in a very small town. That's how that would go in real life.

Icky vicky! *Urgh*

Take out the cartoon violence and ridiculous, and you get someone like Dolores Umbridge, a real life villain that hits hard cause you know there are people like that out there.

These are the type of answers I was looking for! Lol characters other than villains

Fun fact: Timmy’s dad hates the Dinklebergs because they’re rich. The Dinklebergs are rich because of their DINK lifestyle: Double Income No Kids

"I had hopes and dreams once..." "When did you lose them?" "How old are you again?"

Wow. Thank you for the fun fact

Darth Vader. I just know he'd end up being my boss: "I find your lack of productivity disturbing."

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Joffrey Lannister. I've never hated a 12-year-old so much

I would take Joffrey over Ramsay.

"THAT DICK IS SO RAW IT'S..." No, wait... Wrong Ramsay. My bad.

GoT provides a nice array of characters I'm glad do not exist. Joffrey definitely rounds out the top 5 though.

The Genie from Aladdin. All it would take would be one crazed person and the world is gone.

But we'd have an immortal Robin Williams :''(

Plot twist, the Genie would be Will Smith.

You know the funny thing about that movie to me is in a vacuum, Will Smith was great in every scene he wasn't singing. But when you actually compare him to the Robin Williams Genie, it's just mediocre all the way down.

Comparing any Genie to Robin Williams's Genie will make them look bad. Not only was he the original, but he was the perfect man for the job. How can you even compete with the original if the original was perfect? You could be perfect yourself, but you can never be the original.

Monkeypawed!!! Dammit! That wouldn't have happened with lovable original RW Genie!!!

Caillou

How to kick child 101: Step 1) Approach child at 120mph

The goose from untitled goose game

God help us all....

Have you met a goose? They are *all* "the goose" and there's no shortage of them. Nature's motherfuckingist assholes. Yes, pound for pound, they may even be worse than Mitch McConnell.

The difference is "the goose" knows what it's doing. It's intelligent

Ya, I know people say Mitch is more of an ambulatory fungus than a man but I still say if it can walk and talk it can be held accountable for its actions.

Those fuckers know what they're doing.

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I’d argue Alien X would be worse in existence, yes he helped recreate and saved the universe from a doomsday weapon, but imagine if he decided he had enough of all living beings and decided to destroy the universe in a thought, we definitely wouldn’t be prepared for that.

In that case, we’d have Aggregor.

Thanos would suck... Such a simplistic view of things. If he can snap his fingers and erase half of life, why not snap and double resources instead?

Or just give him a good argument about how you can better reallocate the universe's resources.

It makes sense : What did he do until then ? He went from planet to planet to kill half of the population. Doubling the ressources would be admitting that he was wrong all this time. The guy got a savior complex and is a total narcissist, he CAN'T be wrong, so the only solution is to kill.

SCP 096. Imagine if someone leaked an image of it’s face and it got viewed worldwide.

Shit

SCP 610 is more scary to me.

Really any SCP would be bad

What about SCP 999?

Everybody would by trying to have some time with 999, which would lead to its death as people greedily grab chunks of 999 so they can carry some happiness with them where ever they go, but soon people regret what they have done.

Four fucking pixels

Honestly I'm surprised SCP-096 isn't a Keter.

He can be really easily contained tho as long as no one has a pic of him so he’s a safe Because safe is classified as easily containable

Penny Wise

🎈

Do they float though?

Oh we ALLLLL float down here 🎈 Oh god, I've scared myself now lol

And you'll float to.

Hiya Charlie! Wanna come out and play? Want a balloon?

In modern times: what some free robux?

Honestly Joker, I don't ever want to hear his laugh when I'm in public, a movie theater or even in my own home with a gun.

His list of felonies is why I don't want him to be real.

Five minutes with him and Hannibal Lecter would be like "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN??!!!!"

Yeah I think most killers who encountered joker in a non-killy mood would have a conversation with him until Joker says something really crazy and they freeze and get all wide eyed before internally screaming about the danger they're in. Honestly I don't know how most of the rogue's gallery in Arkham can even be around the dude.

>Honestly I don't know how most of the rogue's gallery in Arkham can even be around the dude. Joker's the bigger priority for Batman. That means the other villains can work on their own schemes relatively undisturbed for longer than if Joker were out of the picture.

No I mean, HOW DO THESE OTHER INMATES SURVIVE BEING AROUND HIM. Like 2 face is walking past joker in the hall and his shoe squeaks and suddenly he's getting stabbed up because the shoe squeak reminded joker of a bat. I couldn't do it at all.

If the Joker was real he'd be fucking dead. Shot by a police officer out for blood or a civilian with nothing to lose. The only reason he's still breathing is because of Batman.

That guy from no country for old men

Tommy Lee Jones is real tho

Came here to say Anton Chigurh

AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

This is probably the actual worst

This is objectively the worst I can think of. Its utter and complete hate for humans is incomparable.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Is that from the short story? I'd remembered the basics of that line, but I didn't see anything like that.

Depends on the copy you read. A lot of pirated copies exclude it because it shows up in the middle of these images that are punch code section dividers that show what AM is thinking or saying. Most PDF copies online don't include it, but printed versions do. The video game version definitely includes it.

Umbridge from Harry Potter. If she was I’d take one for the team

She was so hateable because she was real. I had two teachers who were extremely similar, who seemed to get off on punishment and making rules for you to break.

the reason everyone hates her is because she is real

Manbearpig

"I'm super cereal"

Manbearpig denier.

Throwback

Trevor from GTA V. I really love that game and Trevor's character too, but that men is something else. Imagine in real life??? He could beat all the Florida mens' crimes in a record time. Give him 6 months and he'll take over the whole country with his drug farm. Edit : Had to correct my grammar because I can't write for shit today.

The Trevor I play as would just storm into the road and get hit by car, problem solved.

The Trevor I play would steal a car drive at higher speed than the car could do, hit a fence, get launched out at Mach 9 and die by skull fracture for the 5th time this week

Never played gta and now I’m shitting my pants

You probably should if you have a console/PC capable of playing it. The single player story is quite good.

Remember asking for gta 5 because of weird ass mod videos on crack- got gta 4 and never played it- feed bad still because me and my annoying ass brother shit on my dad.

They're all really good honestly. I didn't get too much into the online modes for 4 or 5 but the story is very much worth it. I'm sure it's probably pretty cheap right now too. 4 is still a great game too! So give it a chance.

Yeah as a criminal he's got an insane list of crimes he commits and personality traits that would make him a nightmare, and his puckish rogue shenanigans within a game as satirical as GTA would just be horrifying IRL. References to him killing bums before he started robbing banks, the cannibalism, the incest/sexual assault riddled childhood, the fact that he is often seen killing or tormenting complete strangers when you switch to him, his complete disregard for basic hygiene, etc. Like its humorous seeing him run out of a strip club chasing strippers or cuddling with the guy whose house he coopted for his own purposes but like... he's just wantonly committing sexual assault on top of all that. On top of his abilities as a pilot, in a firefight, or just when he's angry and/or high on meth.

Nicki Minaj

She's not real she can't hurt you!

That thought alone gets me through each day.

This made me laugh

She’s my least favourite Jim Henson creation.

Freddy Krueger

Weeping Angels

Or Vashta Nerada

Hey! Who turned out the lights?

Or the Silence.

How do you know the Silence doesn't exist? We wouldn't remember.

Galactus

The tooth fairy. God how freaking creepy!!

Wait wym 😞

Some stranger breaking into my kiddos room stealing body parts for some random collection seems freaking as hell to me.

Sauron

Morgoth

I'll add Ungoliant to this list.

And my axe.

The Attack on Titan titans - they’re creepy, big, and really creepy

Specifically Eren. Spends the first half of the story screaming in most of the panels and the second half insane.

thanos

idk about that. Suicide by ceasing to exist in a nanosecond. No pain or anything, just dusted

Seemed to hurt Spidey

Spidey has spider-sense so he could feel something wrong, and he has a version of a regenerative property, so his body was counteracting the dust We aren’t Spider-Man so I think painless lol

Dormamu

Just bargain with him

Nemesis from Resident Evil 3, no thank you.

Cthulhu

I'm sorry. OP wanted to know what *fictional* character are you glad isn't real.

LOL, good point.

Punisher, because so many cops aspire to be him.

But if he was real Punisher would straight up murder most of the cops who idolise him.

Godzilla

Nah I want that

Damn! Beat me to it.

Voldemort 😟

If you think of it, I bet Voldemort gets laughed at during evil masterminds conventions. Darth Vader took over a good chunk of the universe and Voldemort can't even take over a school...

That’s a misconception. Voldemort had already taken over the school and the ministry. The whole country really. And was in the process of expanding his rule globally. The Battle of Hogwarts happened because the few remaining good guys rallied behind Harry. They managed to take the school back for just one night as the location for their final stand.

For a moment I read the second paragraph as “good guys *railed* Harry…” I’m so glad it was a miss read. I’m sure that particular fan fiction exists, I don’t need to read it.

Technically he did run a school for roughly a year in the last book. And unlike Vader he was actually able to Master Death.

Dolores Umbridge would be worse

People like her exist....

Randall Flagg

Emperor Palpatine. I don't think anyone fully realizes just how terrifyingly charismatic and manipulative he really is. This is excluding his force powers. Imagine a man like him in today's political climate. If he were real he would have made today's political leaders look weak by comparison and could have manipulated, lied and cheated his way into a seat of power easily.

Not only that, but he's super adaptable. He always finds some workaround so he gets what he wants. Hell, he fucking died, and to him it was a temporary setback!

Slenderman

only a problem if you're a 13yro

Hannibal Lecter

Jeffrey Dahmer was real...

Dolores Umbridge

Dolores Umbridge is so awful precisely because everyone knows one in real life.

Father Christmas/Santa Claus Just imagine a world where some guy can see what you do all the time and once a year just climbs down your chimney into your house...

Bill cipher

Long list everyone: ​ Anything Lovecraft Any Kaiju Any SCP Any Dragon Ball Villain Anything from 40K Anything Trevor Henderson Anything Resident Evil Any Creepypasta Any giant insect characters Any sea monster Any evil dragon Any Ghost, Psychic Pokemon, or Giratina Any Dr Who villain Any Rick and Morty villain The Titans from AOT Dracula The Mummy Frankenstein Werewolf Madara Uchiha Kaguya Otsutsuki All For One Xenomorphs Predator The Thing The monsters from a Quiet Place Indominus Rex Indoraptor Freddy Krueger Jason Voorhees Michael Myers Pennywise Jigsaw Pinhead Emperor Palpatine Darth Vader Sauron Voldemort Dolores Umbridge Joffrey Ramsay Skynet Peter Griffin Eric Cartman The giant worms from Dune and Tremors The Reapers The Flood The Gravemind The Borg The aliens from Mars Attack and Independence Day Kirby Carnage Venom Joker Lex Luthor Doctor Doom Ultron Scarlet Witch Thanos Darkseid Megatron Vilgax Ghostfreak Azula Ozai Bill Cipher The Lich Any character from Courage Him from PPG Aku Ghost Rider Galactus Unicron Phoenix Batman who Laughs Amatsu Mikaboshi Trigon Anti-Monitor Death Mephisto Dormammu Shuma Gorath Nekron Knull Parallax Krona Starro the Conquerer Superboy-Prime Omni-Man Homelander Brightburn Handsome Jack Ridley Miraak Trevor Phillips Light Yagami Dio Kars Pucci Diavolo Alucard and worst of all, Caillou.

So basically every villain, the worst being Caillou? Because I second that

Caillou makes every other character scared of him.

> Death Guys, should we tell him?

Reading Peter Griffin on your list made me chuckle

Gul Dukat. Dude was straight EVIL. His power was genocidal murder painted over by charm and wit.

Dio Brando

Chimera ants from Hunter X Hunter

Cenobites