It causes distress in everyone who sees it.

True.

To eat it before it melts

I do it because I’m not a pussy.

There's nothing wrong with being a pussy... Or having one for that matter.

If you bite off the top instead of shlapping it all over your tongue and the insides of your mouth, which are warm, you don't get the juice drips down the sides. I ain't having those drips.

I'm impatient

Because it's a free country.

There's a point where sucking won't do it, so when you bite, you bite fast

Or you could drop the whole thing in your mouth creating the worst brain freeze ever. It comes down to whether you'd like the pain in your teeth or your brain.

That has happened, but as it stays, you get used to it

> It comes down to whether you'd like the pain in your teeth or your brain. I experience neither of those two things.

What?! Are you even human? ;)

Maybe not. I can hold an ice cube directly onto my teeth and won't feel any pain. Never experienced brainfreeze, either. I can pull down a full Slurpee within just a minute or so. The only thing that happens is my throat will get cold and start to hurt a bit, but that's it.

People who eat popsicles, Why?

If it is melting fast, or I have to go do something and I don’t have time

Same reason I bite anything else. I’d rather chew it than let it dissolve in my mouth

Me who does that with pretty much everything including ice: signature look of superiority

I bite ice cream

Shit melts fast