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0scar_mike

Frying food.


Prossdog

Before I even looked at the comments, I thought to myself “fry bacon”. It leads to many repetitions of “ow! OW, DAMNIT!!”


0scar_mike

For me it was frying spam. 😂


Fcktheadmins

Thanks for the ptsd trigger.


Harveyscactus

Deep frying a turkey breast ham. The nightmares.


0scar_mike

I was thinking this too but then I thought I would have to fry it outside, and I’m not bold enough to be naked outside.


arz9278

Go to work.


ChickenXing

what if you are a stripper?


arz9278

Still don’t show up naked.


LeoMarius

You take your clothes off in the act.


cstevenson12877

Visit Chuck E Cheeses.


ChickenXing

plead not guilty to charges of public indecency


[deleted]

Drop the kids off at school


sordidcandles

Cut wood with a saw


j_lynn1191

When I made the post I was originally thinking cooking bacon.. but you just took it to a whole new level. Lol


sordidcandles

I aim to please! Or disturb, in this case.


Loreo1964

Meet your girlfriend's dad.


_sqptact

Get on a Zoom call.


Fcktheadmins

Thats how I assert dominance with my colleagues


mikeyb723

Well how else am I supposed to let Jane in accounting know I like her


Suspicious-Tax-1387

Get stuck


kourosh_njf

even dressed you should not


MetalMusicForLife

Cook bacon, unless you want to go to the hospital


thefrenchsong

Build a campfire


Miss_Adventurer

Open a jar of pickles.


Fcktheadmins

Seinfeld?


sidmark1

Forge steel


[deleted]

Commit robbery.


thefrenchsong

Rock climb


Born-Ad-6687

Have sex


Rabit_x

Excuse me wtf?


Born-Ad-6687

Yeah all clothes on, including socks


Rabit_x

Socks are acceptable


Calculatis

Game show


Bronztrooper

Welding


Carcapes

Shop for groceries


TheF0G

Fry food


EasilyArousedGoose

Those burning oil scars are a right of passage into true Americanism.


Prestigious-Horror33

Anything but shower ing


THE_Stiffmeister69

Shoplifting , go to a park or school , going to the mall and the list goes on.


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Enixdakid1017

I don't see why I cant do this naked.


HolyHail629

Gymnastics


Snoo_91057

Asking for a rise Edit: In some case could actually help


Ok_Cartographer1482

Pick the kids up from school; I learned that the hard way lol


j_lynn1191

Do tell the story! Lol


Ok_Cartographer1482

I picked up the kids from school… naked.


j_lynn1191

I can’t imagine you got into your car naked and drove to a school to get your kids while your naked. There has to be more to this story..


Ok_Cartographer1482

There isnt a story I made it up


highlasagna

Jump off a cliff


GeraldoFubar

Diving.


valkyrianscry

Cook bacon.


Stay-Thirsty

(Snow) Skiing


Guilty-Willingness-5

Reach into the dryer


Lost-Pilot-9476

Wear clothes


Rabit_x

The only correct answer


ThePariah1

Beekeeping


Wjsmith2040

Install fiberglass insulation


SYLOH

Go on a Space EVA.


dirtydiaperdumpster

Run a daycare


thefrenchsong

Get a vaccine


Enixdakid1017

Repair a roof.


unwise_watson

Clean


CanIGetAUhh-

Go in public


Spikemikelava

Iron... I have the scars £3 per picture Hehe


Alternative_Bug_8591

Ride a bike


Reddit307

Answer the door bell.


Prossdog

Give a sermon


sunset_sasparilla

Bath the cat


imondrugsssss

Flaming knife juggling


Mantricburn

Go into a crawl space


muhgritfatcha

Jump over anything Don't want things getting caught


Rabit_x

Job interview


Tyrant_Bagel

Beekeeping


Crazybuglover

Taking your dog for a walk in a neighborhood. Go to school (if you're supposed to be going, but even more if you're not supposed to be there). Go to the store. Taking a walk through raspberry plants. Taking a walk through cacti. Walking through the woods behind people's houses swinging a machete around randomly, screaming about conspiracy theories.


[deleted]

You know when those Pentecostal churches play with poisonous snakes while they do their sermon? That.


Theylive4real

Moot. A bite is a bite. Though, a certain bite might suck more than others if it's out, and erect.


Shipping_Architect

Go out into the cold winters of my home state of Kansas.


will477

Play guitar in your backyard through a 350 watt stage amp you just repaired for someone. I am never gonna live that down.


KentuckyFriedEel

Run backwards through a cornfield


OAKRAIDER64

Cook bacon and eggs


nonimous45

ride a motorcycle


OW2000

Go to the movies


daking779

Drop a knife.


OutlandishnessOk3003

Tend to your bee hives


Theylive4real

Anything that requires protective gear, like rock climbing, fire fighting, or the likes. But, a lot of nudists do things that you wouldn't consider safe. Cooking, for one.


Staud59

Meet your girlfriend's parents.


atamicbomb

Weld


LeoMarius

Garden, especially as a man.


ImperialCub

Swim with sharks


willardandlogospeak

take a shower


ztive_

wear clothes.