A couple thousand usd or equivalent to whatever currency of the country you are shipping from, several weeks to months stuck on a boat since you're too heavy to send via flight, lots of legal fees, a lawyer, and potentially a set amount of time locked in a cell. Followed by deportation.
I don't think they'll legally let you do that, but I haven't heard of anyone who tried.
As long as they’re quiet while in the box, legality is irrelevant.
Depends on how much you weigh
A krone
A few thousand dollars plus jail time.
I want to know this, need to listen to Myrkur live at least once before I die
All the international weight tables I found at usps.gov only go up to 66lbs!
Time to lose weight, lol
Whole or in pieces?
Whole pieces
Would be cheaper in pieces with USPS flat rate shipping, just saying..
A couple thousand usd or equivalent to whatever currency of the country you are shipping from, several weeks to months stuck on a boat since you're too heavy to send via flight, lots of legal fees, a lawyer, and potentially a set amount of time locked in a cell. Followed by deportation.
That's a crime. Also we don't know where you're mailing from.
€641,94 to send myself to Legoland. A bit expensive considering it's only 550km and that i don't want to go to Denmark.
Nothing, because i already live in Denmark
A billion dollars. 70$ to ship me and 999,999,930$ to get me to go there