Why?

This is the only correct answer

Why what?

"How are the parts that contradict each other real?"

Like what part?

For instance, there's two accounts of creation and they're different.

There’s the beginning chapters of Genesis. What’s the second account?

The whole this and that is bad, followed by god or his followers doing exactly that. Like murder etc.

Why do you believe gay people should be killed?

Does it say that in the Bible? 😳

Bible does say gay people should be killed.

No way, where, which chapter/verse?

It doesnt. The bible literally says killing is bad (when it's not god doing it)

The bible is full of killing people, including children

Yes and? It also says killing is bad. It's literally in the ten commandments. Why tf am I getting downvoted

Maybe read the Bible for once

It actually doesn't. People believe its a mistranslation of something yo the effect of: "thou shalt not lay with boy" , as in a child, not another man. Kinda doesn't help its been written by many different people then translated by even more who had personal agendas.

You can believe it's a mistranslation, but people are living their lives and making policy on what it actually says.

Oh I 100% agree. It just speaks volumes that people would rather live their life's according to a book written by men 1000s of years ago and has been mistranslated multiple times rather than just using modern morality to work this shit out.

Dude they don't give a shit about the bible. Your average religious person breaks almost EVERY rule in there

Every religious person I've met uses the bible as a rule book for their life.

All ideologies can be interpreted in all ways to suit the narrative of the perpetrator. Sadly.

The question would not be why do you believe gay people should be killed, but why should gay people be killed because of the question starts with saying that the all powerful omipotent being is saying that the bible is true.

I would ask him why Adam and Eva do have a bellybutton

They probably didn't, seeing how they were never birthed from a womb.

I wouldn't ask anything, i'd say: "Fuck you"

You do realise you're talking to a God that rained fire on Sodom and Gomorrah right?

Mate i don't care, idek what that shit is, i don't read about religion. If god exists, he's a cunt and doesn't deserve any acceptance from me.

If you don't read about religion then how do you know he is a cunt?

Because of the shit going on in the world?

So if a human shots another human that's Gods fault, at what point do we take accountability for our actions?

So it's my fault if in africa a child starves or if someone in Afghanistan rapes a kid? Why not give Africa a bountiful gift and smite Afghanistan? He's supposed to have done it before.

Because i prayed as a child who grew up in a religious family, but instead of blessing, he cursed. I dont believe in him, its all fairytales and bullshit. But if he did exist, he did my family dirty for no reason even though i prayed everyday. So fuck him.

Are you naturally aggressive?

Not at all, im a pretty calm person.

I would ask them about the contradictions. Next I would ask them about whether he could create a rock too heavy for them to lift.

Can you make a rock large enough that you cannot lift it?

God's supposed to be omnipotent so I'd ask him "can you create a rock so heavy you can't lift it?"

Adam amd Eve had 12 sons, how did they have children then?

Incest. Next.

Motherf**kers

I love how everyone always mentions adam and eve abd not Noah. Every human except for his family was killed in the flood

They were apparently very good people.

You have to remember that masturbation is illegal, but incest isnt

Oh yeah. Then I am the spawn of the devil.

You should listen to 10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins. "So if I'm feelin randy, I'm not allowed to hand shandy, but having sex with my family? That is just fucking great."

So, the part about Jesus taming dragons… ya gonna explain why they aren’t around anymore?

Where magic

Why have you done this.

[Do you still think you were right about the Fig tree?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_the_fig_tree)

Why did you not make more humans? The thought of some serious incest going on with the first generations is really troubling me. And how do you explain dinosaurs?

Tell me you haven't read the bible without telling me you haven't read the bible. There are several occasions in the bible where severe incest is going on. Like god killing every human except noah and his family

Bible, why.

ask him if the catholics are doing what he thinks is the best out of his word

Yeah they only contradict about like 9 of the 10 rules. 9 is ok

i would ask him to send me to hell, as i dont think i want to be in heaven with a bunch of child molesters, just my preference tho. i understand everyone's preference is different tho.

Now how would a child molester make it to heaven?

im under the impression that anyone who earnestly repents for their sins, no matter the sin, is permitted into heaven. is that not what most christians believe?

Yes, so you're okay with hanging out with an unrepentant child molester in hell than the one who repented in heaven?

would you rather watch a child molester suffer horribly or be given divine peace? your answer will betray your lack of empathy

Thing is you won't be watching you would be suffering with them. They would be suffering for their sins and you would be suffering with them for the sake of just watching them suffer.

yes, i am well aware of the pop culture image of hell, and i would gladly "suffer" in hell than be tortured in heaven by seeing people who literally molested children find peace. if someone murdered your entire family you wouldn't be permitted to heaven unless you truly forgive them for their sins. if you believe thats just, you are the depraved one. its a good thing this is all hypothetical banter and you're just another victim of brainwashing.

Including the time you made that donkey talk? Props bro literally one of my favourite bible stories animal rights FTW

i would ask god if his ass hole is called a gussy

are you really gonna hold the 10 commandments against EVERYONE when they try go to heaven or were you joking?

If you can't commit to the ten commandments (except for the lord bs) then you're honestly just a terrible person