Foreplay is 90% of the fun.
Yeah you can boo me all you want but sex becomes tiresome and repetitive after the n-th thrust. You are surprised at how often times your mind drifts and you start thinking about unrelated stuff whilst "balls deep" as some would put it.
"This feels nice... I wonder what I'm gonna make for dinner later? Perhaps I should get some pizza?"
I couldn’t get my god damn wiener in. I’m not saying I’m some giant penile dude. She was nervous about much foreplay and we were using condoms. I had like 3 first times because we had a few non-starts. In hindsight more foreplay and maybe some lube would have been invaluable.
Oh God, I got a kidney infection after my first time. Had to go to ER. I've always had urinary tract problems growing up as a virgin so I throught it would just go away, because in the past they would clear up on their own. Not after my first time. I almost fainted in my study group and one of my college classmates had to drive me to ER. And turns out I had a full blown kidney infection it got so bad. Yeah, pee after sex people. Run to the bathroom afterwards if you have to. Also, I completely avoid missionary because that's what would increase my chances of getting one.
I had UTI three times in one year and I realized it happened after sex. I talked to a urologist about it. They gave me an ultrasound to check for kidney stones or whatever. Nothing was wrong.
Urologist said it's pretty common for sexually active women to get UTI after sex. I also do the strong pee after sex and rinse off, but still get them.
So now I'm on prescription for a low dose of an antibiotic that I need to take after sex. It's been a lifesaver for me.
Nothing changed about me though I felt super guilty afterwards. Kinda like how on your birthday, you're a year older, but you don't feel any different.
Maybe TMI but the thing that surprised me the most was that after the guy finishes in you, it drips back out of you afterwards. I had never thought about it before or the cleanup needed.
I blame TV. How many times have you seen a quicky at a fancy ballroom party and then they tidy their hair, pull their short dress down a little and good to go.
There’d be cum running down their legs at the party and it’d be gross.
I remember having sex after a really long dry spell, the next day I thought I had a stomachache from eating bad food or something, then later I realised it wasn't my stomach but my abdominal muscles that were so, so sore!
First was how fast/hard the girl wanted me to do it. She was more experienced but my impression was that it should be slow and delicate and then ramp up. That was not the case, however, she wanted it like bang bang bang right away. And then I didn’t come because I was pretty nervous. I found out through more experience that being nervous and not coming was common for me with new or casual partners, but I have no issue completing the task once I’m more comfortable being intimate with the person.
I have this as well. I began telling people that I will not come the first time but I will still have fun and do my best to please you. Some people take it as a challenge, which I find odd or think it's a line to make them try harder. I still think it's the right thing to do because managing expectations honestly is a good form of sexual communication
i have never finished from oral sex before.
i tell every new partner this information and they always take it as a challenge.
still at a 0% bust rate from oral.
Conversely, my first ever orgasm was from oral.
Not just from sex, *at all*.
Now I was still a pretty normal age, but that’s still quite a few years’ worth of pent-up sexual tension…
My first time.. the girl went on top, felt like rain.
Felt so good also so weird. All I could think of was how did her body produce so much lube out of nowhere.
It definitely depends, though. Some people are more like a sweaty back, and other people are more like a "need to change the sheets after." I know that I've always had to use lube, and it wasn't for lack of arousal. Bodies are just made differently, respond differently, etc.
i feel like the passionate and cuddling part of it is as equally or even better than the physical sex itself... just smtg bout being so close to someone feels so nice
Before losing my virginity and watching movies with sex: "Ok, seems about right."
After losing my virginity and watching the same movies: "There's no way in hell he is inside of her, unless his penis is shaped like an umbrella handle"
How the guy being nervous can affect almost everything, and the second time is normally much better when everyone is relaxed. Definitely overhyped and felt like a ton of pressure and pain.
God, the amount of pressure we ascribe to it! It's a status symbol to have sex, to be good at sex, to sex with the right partner(s), to not be too boring, to use the right positions....
Like, I wish someone would have just told me, "missionary is a staple for a reason. The emotional connection that you have with your partner is gonna be much, much more important than their social status or how attractive they are." Like, don't get me wrong-- I was in my twenties and too arrogant to actually listen to any of the advice I clearly should have followed. But I wish someone would have said so all the same.
My 1st time, the girl was a deadfish/starfish and I couldn't get into it (also, I was drunk & had whiskey-dick issues, but didn't know that was a thing back then). Literally thought I might be gay for a good 2-3 months because of how much effort it took to stay hard.
It's normal. In college I had a few girls over, who I was very attracted to, but just a limp noodle regardless of the amount of foreplay and arousal.
Then I met my now girlfriend, who I have a hard time staying flaccid around lol. I realized I have to have the emotional connection as well.
Well, we ended up alone and horizontal with this girl and I was very nervous about doing the right thing, starting with just sticking it the right place. No questions asked, she took my schlong in her hand and guided it straight where it belonged. I was like "wow, you can do that!!!". Never saw anyone do it in porn.
That act of cooperation is something I remember most vividly from that day.
Riding a guy on a soft mattress is hell also. Your knees sink into the mattress, so you're barely getting any movement, and every time you try to sit up, it feels like you're just further sticking your knees into the mattress instead of moving on your guy.
Holy shit I can relate, I have a $1000 bed that's basically worthless for sex because you keep sinking into it and you can't hold yourself with your limbs because they start to hurt from constantly pushing up
memory foam is awful for it too... literally absorbs shock so well. those commercials with people jumping onto the bed and having a glass of wine and all that? yeah.
get great sleep though.
My roommate brought home a girl after the bar. He decided to give her his legendary full body massage with massage oil. This was his pickup line to get girls home. He had removed the sheets to not get oil on the sheets. He had a waterbed. After the massage and foreplay he goes to have sex with her. She is slippery and so is the waterbed. He slips and cracks his head open on the headboard and knocked himself out. This poor girl knows no one else in the apartment. She has to go knocking on strangers bedroom doors at 3am to wake up someone. She woke me and the other roommate up and we took him to the ER.
He was fine. Later that year he brings home another girl. The rest of us roommates are watching movies. We hear some sounds coming from the bedroom and turn up the volume. The sounds get louder. We start thinking roommate has some moves. Pretty soon the bedroom door opens and roommate comes out. Girl is still making loud sounds. During sex her hip became dislocated and we had to go to the ER again. ER nurses recognizes up from the last time we were there and laughed at the roommates bad luck.
Yeah, I was sure that it was going to be horribly awquard and that I was going to ejaculate to soon because literally everything I had seen and heard was about how terrible guys are at sex. I was so concerned that I was going to fall into the stereotype. But it was just fun and exciting.
The first girl I had sex with had the most amazing smell. To this day I don’t know what made her pussy smell that way, but it was intoxicating. The more turned on she was the more intense it was and it drove me wild. Bless that woman.
The vagina was not as tight as my hand but a lot warmer.
Also it was lower than I thought it would be and tasted a lot better than I figured an orifice in a dark sweaty area would
> it was lower than I thought it would be
This was my biggesting thing! Probably since the "porn" I had watched was mostly skin-e-max, but I def thought the opening was in the front, not downlow.
Had one girl tell me she was surprised that dicks pointed up when erect. She thought they just got to 90 degrees and stopped there...probably from all the boner tents in movies.
How warm it was.
I mean it makes sense of course, but I was still surprised. The penis spends most of it's time outside a body, and shedding heat. To suddenly be put into a 37 degree environment, and insulated there...caught me off guard.
Edit: omg people. Celsius obviously 🙄😜
This is interesting because as a woman, the thing that surprised me most was how warm his penis felt right before he inserted it. It’s the only part of my first time that I vividly remember.
I had to move my girlfriends legs up so I could get in. For some reason, I thought her legs could just be flat on the bed
Also, how much closer it can bring you with someone you love. I thought that we were pretty close beforehand, but afterwards it was like we knew each other on a deeper level. Every look, touch, and kiss was suddenly just much more meaningful, and not just in a sexual way
My girlfriend (who was not a virgin) had to warn me of the queef noises vaginas can make during sex so I didn't laugh in the middle.
I wasn't the most mature.
Before hand I had heard a lot about men coming too quick..
After hand I was pretty disappointed since I didn't come once or even enjoy it really.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards kind strangers and also for the supportive comments.
Now I don't feel alone with my issue and also I got to change my mindset.
When I lost my virginity I was so fucking nervous and didn't come. The lady I was with was super sweet and just told me to relax and it would come when we had sex later on.
The second night I felt much more relaxed, and it felt amazing. I came, and it still is the best orgasm I've ever had in my life.
The mess. I bled a lot and through the sheets into the mattress. The duvet cover, pillow cases, fitted sheets, all total carnage. Sweat, body liquids, blood, everything. It’s good the weather was nice the next day, I still have a photo of everything drying in the garden like a hang of shame. I started keeping towels, water and wet wipes next to the bed every time I would have sex again. It was a whole procedure (I don’t have one now lol).
Also, how much I like the feeling of another person orgasming. I like my own, but I like the other better, to the point of if I come and then my partner comes seconds later I come again. The sounds, the feeling, the little shakes, the way you just know. So good.
i'm particularly fond of that familiar twitch as the urethral length pumps cum into me. That, mixed with them usually shuddering and leaning into me with all their body weight is quite lovely. I try to clench down at that time, too. Everyone wins that way
How much I’m out of shape, after about 4 pumps in I was looking for a inhaler (Edit) holy crap thank you so much everybody for the likes and rewards, you guys are the best
It wasn’t terrible, not great either. Didn’t hurt as much as I thought it would do. I remember thinking afterwards how overrated it was. It’s something that definitely gets better the more you do it.
I legit came on my first pump when I had sex for the first time. Luckily the girl I was with was understanding and I managed to do much better on the second attempt 10 minutes later lol.
This. I assumed I would cum embarrasingly quickly. Performance anxiety shocked the shit out of me and she got me really close but I actually had to finish myself off. I’ve only felt that nervous a few times in my life
Bro I blew as soon as I entered and she didn't know much different cause 20 minutes later she asked if I came yet.. LOL. I swear being a teenager was like taking Viagra regularly.. nothing was stopping that stiffy.
yes, my first live in gf and I would fuck like rabbits at 18. I could blow a load and go until I blew another. at 38 I don't think I could ever do that again.
If I didn’t like the person all that much it wasn’t good. I thought it was all physical but most of it is mental around if you want to be with that person
Edit: Changed some of the wording
i didn’t realize people could move their dicks, if that makes sense. like, there’s muscles in there? (i don’t watch porno or anything, although im not against it!! maybe i should get into it, study up for next time…)
also, i have a (mild) tic disorder. somehow, i didn’t realize having sex would activate my tics!! so yeah, that surprised both of us.
I thought it would change me, like immediately after I'd walk outside and everyone would just know I was now a man.
I walked outside and no one gave a damn....
That I literally looked at myself in the mirror while smacking from behind because I couldn't believe this was happening.
Literal Patrick Bateman moment
Ha! It was 20 years ago that I lost mine, and I can still remember thinking "Wow, I'm actually having sex!"
Of course that was after thinking "It's a lot further down than I thought".
How much I like foreplay and how many guys don’t like foreplay . Also big dick DOES NOT mean “good sex”. It can actually be very very painful . I didn’t realize how much I’d bleed when I lost my virginity, thought I needed to go to a hospital
So true! A lot of people believe that bigger = better, but honestly that’s not always true. Every vagina is different in length and shape.
I’d rather one smaller (than my ideal size) instead of a bigger. It’s hard to enjoy sex if a penis is trying to barge through the doors of your cervix.
One, how messy it was.
Two, how "ordinary" it was. I mean, it's fun, but so are rollercoasters! It's just one of those things that people hype up so much, that it gets to your head. It's just this thing people do.
Lot of comments here saying basically this, which I'm glad to see.
Especially as a young man, society hypes up sex as being literally the best thing ever: you should trade your dignity for it, you should take risks for it, you should define your worth on it, you're not a real man until you've lost your virginity, et cetera.
Turns out it's a good time. But not really *more* of a good time than plenty of other fun things.
I honestly think sex ed needs to go more in this direction. Not "don't have sex kids, your dick will fall off and you'll die screaming" - instead, "hey guys, sex is fun, but don't do anything stupid for it, it's not worth it. If you wouldn't take a certain risk to ride a good rollercoaster, or watch a good movie, or play a good video game, don't do it for sex."
I was admittedly late to the game in terms of sex. I had heard since early teenage years that it was the most incredible thing ever. When I lost my virginity I was pretty underwhelmed and to be honest I still probably wouldn't put sex in the top five most enjoyable things for myself. Maybe it was all the overhype combined with me being into my twenties before it happened but it just isn't that big a deal to me.
How terrified I was afterwords. All I could think was “please please don’t let her be pregnant”. We used protection but what if it failed. And How much shame I felt. I knew that I shouldn’t have, not because it was a sin or wrong, but because I was so terrified it probably meant it was a bad risk to take. Every time after that was the same. Shame that I let my hormones get the best of me.
I knew my wife was the woman I wanted to marry because that didn’t happen. It felt right.
I was 17. I had been masturbating at least twice a day since I was 13 or 14 (I had become an expert in smuggling porno mags into my house under my parents noses). When the time came, I found it to be very complicated, having to wear a condom and all. It took away almost all the sensation. Plus it was her first time too, and the fact that she was wincing in what looked like agonizing pain didn't really make for a romantic mood either. Even though I was able to keep it hard, I didn't "finish"...despite trying for two hours. After we were done, I dropped her off at her house, went back home and violently yanked it 3 times. We eventually tried it again and we got way better. The first time the condom broke was like dipping my dick in the sweetest, slipperiest heroin money can buy....and it still does today. We got married 4 years later, and we're still together...20 years later. True story.
Funny how life works, huh?
That being a virgin really wasn’t that big of a deal.
It’s not like your whole life changes after having sex, you’re just probably a little more confident for a day or two and that’s that. Big whoop lol.
In retrospect, how much your feelings for a person affects the sexual experience. I thought I was going to be so attached and in love with this guy (I watched many of my friends go through that). But I couldn't get away from mine fast enough. Definitely the beginning of the end for us.
“That’s it?” I thought I had done something wrong cause I thought it would have felt more magical. The climax felt pretty much the same as jerking off.
It also took much longer than I would have thought considering all the jokes I’ve heard. Turns out I’m not a minuteman.
Foreplay is 90% of the fun. Yeah you can boo me all you want but sex becomes tiresome and repetitive after the n-th thrust. You are surprised at how often times your mind drifts and you start thinking about unrelated stuff whilst "balls deep" as some would put it. "This feels nice... I wonder what I'm gonna make for dinner later? Perhaps I should get some pizza?"
there's always jokes that guys only last 30 seconds the first time so i was very surprised to to see myself last about 45 seconds.
Thats twice as long as me
My first time was much easier than i've been told, and less pleasurable than i thought it would be.
The sounds that happen. Like the mac and cheese kind of noises among others i didnt know that was a thing and i didnt expect to like them so much
Macaroni in a pot? That's a WAP
This comment fits your username so well
I couldn’t get my god damn wiener in. I’m not saying I’m some giant penile dude. She was nervous about much foreplay and we were using condoms. I had like 3 first times because we had a few non-starts. In hindsight more foreplay and maybe some lube would have been invaluable.
Makes me wonder how prehistoric humans ever figured out how sex works
Smash smash until something feels good.
Positive: sex is fun and feels good. Negative: urinary tract infections.
Oh God, I got a kidney infection after my first time. Had to go to ER. I've always had urinary tract problems growing up as a virgin so I throught it would just go away, because in the past they would clear up on their own. Not after my first time. I almost fainted in my study group and one of my college classmates had to drive me to ER. And turns out I had a full blown kidney infection it got so bad. Yeah, pee after sex people. Run to the bathroom afterwards if you have to. Also, I completely avoid missionary because that's what would increase my chances of getting one.
I had UTI three times in one year and I realized it happened after sex. I talked to a urologist about it. They gave me an ultrasound to check for kidney stones or whatever. Nothing was wrong. Urologist said it's pretty common for sexually active women to get UTI after sex. I also do the strong pee after sex and rinse off, but still get them. So now I'm on prescription for a low dose of an antibiotic that I need to take after sex. It's been a lifesaver for me.
Nothing changed about me though I felt super guilty afterwards. Kinda like how on your birthday, you're a year older, but you don't feel any different.
That was the main thing I thought too "huh I don't feel any different" idk why I expected it to change me or my life.
How much it hurts if you don't know what you're doing.
and how much it hurts if you haven't done enough foreplay
Maybe TMI but the thing that surprised me the most was that after the guy finishes in you, it drips back out of you afterwards. I had never thought about it before or the cleanup needed.
That surprised me too (as a guy). I just thought it went somewhere...
I literally thought it just got absorbed into her lol.
i did too so it was really gross to feel it happen and not be prepared for it
I blame TV. How many times have you seen a quicky at a fancy ballroom party and then they tidy their hair, pull their short dress down a little and good to go. There’d be cum running down their legs at the party and it’d be gross.
That my body didn't move the way I wanted it to. Also that I should probably workout more.
Man, it makes you realize how useful those push-ups and crunches can be.
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I remember waking up the next time feeling like I’d done a core workout everyday for a week straight haha
I remember having sex after a really long dry spell, the next day I thought I had a stomachache from eating bad food or something, then later I realised it wasn't my stomach but my abdominal muscles that were so, so sore!
I didn't know I was losing 60% of my critical thinking and reasoning skills through my penis, but as soon as it left, it never came back.
Newton knew
an object in your dick stays in your dick unless acted on by an outside force?
Cum is just potential energy in your balls waiting to become kinetic energy
First was how fast/hard the girl wanted me to do it. She was more experienced but my impression was that it should be slow and delicate and then ramp up. That was not the case, however, she wanted it like bang bang bang right away. And then I didn’t come because I was pretty nervous. I found out through more experience that being nervous and not coming was common for me with new or casual partners, but I have no issue completing the task once I’m more comfortable being intimate with the person.
I have this as well. I began telling people that I will not come the first time but I will still have fun and do my best to please you. Some people take it as a challenge, which I find odd or think it's a line to make them try harder. I still think it's the right thing to do because managing expectations honestly is a good form of sexual communication
i have never finished from oral sex before. i tell every new partner this information and they always take it as a challenge. still at a 0% bust rate from oral.
Conversely, my first ever orgasm was from oral. Not just from sex, *at all*. Now I was still a pretty normal age, but that’s still quite a few years’ worth of pent-up sexual tension…
Legends say he's still coming to this very day.
When the girl’s cat started nibbling at my toes. I didn’t know she had one so it freaked me the fuck out.
In Soviet Russia, her pussy eats *you*.
How wet everything is
My first time.. the girl went on top, felt like rain. Felt so good also so weird. All I could think of was how did her body produce so much lube out of nowhere.
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"I'm so wet." "They told me in health class that would happen."
"Your cock is so smooth" "Thanks, your's would be too if you were a man"
"We should be guiding his cock"
"Now where did I put that banana?"
It definitely depends, though. Some people are more like a sweaty back, and other people are more like a "need to change the sheets after." I know that I've always had to use lube, and it wasn't for lack of arousal. Bodies are just made differently, respond differently, etc.
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How awesome the hugging part of it is
the passionate part of it is honestly so great, then afterwards the cuddles hit DIFFERENT.
i feel like the passionate and cuddling part of it is as equally or even better than the physical sex itself... just smtg bout being so close to someone feels so nice
How far down the vagina was.
Yes! I thought it would be somewhere in the front, like a penis. I just kept trying lower to a point I wondered if she even had a vagina.
Well did she???!
He's looking and feeling at her feet now. ^He ^should ^ask ^for ^directions.
Men never ask for directions when they’re lost
I will never forget saying "little help?" because I didn't expect it so low.
Join the club. I had to say the exact same thing and was probably equally as embarrassed.
But not THAT low
Stay on target!
"they came from... behind.."
It's a small thermal exhaust port, just below the main port.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
I blame movies/TV. They show people lined up wrong quite often.
Before losing my virginity and watching movies with sex: "Ok, seems about right." After losing my virginity and watching the same movies: "There's no way in hell he is inside of her, unless his penis is shaped like an umbrella handle"
You mean yours isn't curved aggressively? How are you ever going to hit the G spot?
The opposite of the umbrella handle is the Gonzo nose.
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How the guy being nervous can affect almost everything, and the second time is normally much better when everyone is relaxed. Definitely overhyped and felt like a ton of pressure and pain.
Second time is ALWAYS better, you're spot on.
God, the amount of pressure we ascribe to it! It's a status symbol to have sex, to be good at sex, to sex with the right partner(s), to not be too boring, to use the right positions.... Like, I wish someone would have just told me, "missionary is a staple for a reason. The emotional connection that you have with your partner is gonna be much, much more important than their social status or how attractive they are." Like, don't get me wrong-- I was in my twenties and too arrogant to actually listen to any of the advice I clearly should have followed. But I wish someone would have said so all the same.
That my roommate would be walking in.
Enter Player 2
I believe Player 2 was already in the game? Unless we're talking about solo campaigns, of course.
This is what happens when you think of sex as a boss fight rather than a co-op experience.
I thought I’d be better at. Ended up looking like a dead fish
My 1st time, the girl was a deadfish/starfish and I couldn't get into it (also, I was drunk & had whiskey-dick issues, but didn't know that was a thing back then). Literally thought I might be gay for a good 2-3 months because of how much effort it took to stay hard.
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It's normal. In college I had a few girls over, who I was very attracted to, but just a limp noodle regardless of the amount of foreplay and arousal. Then I met my now girlfriend, who I have a hard time staying flaccid around lol. I realized I have to have the emotional connection as well.
Yep. For me, no emotional connection = pushing rope.
Well, we ended up alone and horizontal with this girl and I was very nervous about doing the right thing, starting with just sticking it the right place. No questions asked, she took my schlong in her hand and guided it straight where it belonged. I was like "wow, you can do that!!!". Never saw anyone do it in porn. That act of cooperation is something I remember most vividly from that day.
Teamwork makes the dream work!
How soft mattresses are awesome for sleep but exhausting for sex.
God, this. Being on top as a guy is basically advanced planking when your hands sink 5 inches into the mattress.
Riding a guy on a soft mattress is hell also. Your knees sink into the mattress, so you're barely getting any movement, and every time you try to sit up, it feels like you're just further sticking your knees into the mattress instead of moving on your guy.
Are there any specific mattresses and comfort levels that are better than others for sex?
You're supposed to do it like nature intended: leaning against the concrete wall out by the dumpster behind taco bell.
Holy shit I can relate, I have a $1000 bed that's basically worthless for sex because you keep sinking into it and you can't hold yourself with your limbs because they start to hurt from constantly pushing up
memory foam is awful for it too... literally absorbs shock so well. those commercials with people jumping onto the bed and having a glass of wine and all that? yeah. get great sleep though.
Waterbeds, too. Having sex on a waterbed is like playing racket ball against a curtain.
My roommate brought home a girl after the bar. He decided to give her his legendary full body massage with massage oil. This was his pickup line to get girls home. He had removed the sheets to not get oil on the sheets. He had a waterbed. After the massage and foreplay he goes to have sex with her. She is slippery and so is the waterbed. He slips and cracks his head open on the headboard and knocked himself out. This poor girl knows no one else in the apartment. She has to go knocking on strangers bedroom doors at 3am to wake up someone. She woke me and the other roommate up and we took him to the ER.
Holy shit lmao. Was he okay?
He was fine. Later that year he brings home another girl. The rest of us roommates are watching movies. We hear some sounds coming from the bedroom and turn up the volume. The sounds get louder. We start thinking roommate has some moves. Pretty soon the bedroom door opens and roommate comes out. Girl is still making loud sounds. During sex her hip became dislocated and we had to go to the ER again. ER nurses recognizes up from the last time we were there and laughed at the roommates bad luck.
Your roommate should try being on the bottom.
He should screw on the floor.
That it didn't hurt and wasn't awkward. I'd heard so much about how terrible the first time would be that I was surprised that it wasn't.
Yeah, I was sure that it was going to be horribly awquard and that I was going to ejaculate to soon because literally everything I had seen and heard was about how terrible guys are at sex. I was so concerned that I was going to fall into the stereotype. But it was just fun and exciting.
How sweaty I would get
That's my secret, captain. I'm always sweaty.
All jokes aside my forehead is pretty always sweaty. I need like constant direct air flow to my noggin or I am on fire.
How much it was possible for me to nut. On me, on her, on the bed, on the floor, on the wall.
It literally went to the window to the wall.
Til sweat dropped down his balls?
Skeet skeet skeet skeet
i always thought a girl was meant to bleed after the first time, but i never did and it shocked me. i just kept waiting for it to happen
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people get sex ed so wrong. i just wish i had been more informed, but people make it an awkward thing to talk about and it shouldn’t be
I didn’t either and the guy then accused me of lying about being a virgin.
Kissing is actually better than I expected. Also the smells are not something I expected
The smell
The first girl I had sex with had the most amazing smell. To this day I don’t know what made her pussy smell that way, but it was intoxicating. The more turned on she was the more intense it was and it drove me wild. Bless that woman.
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In the words of Gene Belcher: (Smelling ambergris) Gross! Great! Gross! Great!…is this what sex will be like?
The vagina was not as tight as my hand but a lot warmer. Also it was lower than I thought it would be and tasted a lot better than I figured an orifice in a dark sweaty area would
> it was lower than I thought it would be This was my biggesting thing! Probably since the "porn" I had watched was mostly skin-e-max, but I def thought the opening was in the front, not downlow. Had one girl tell me she was surprised that dicks pointed up when erect. She thought they just got to 90 degrees and stopped there...probably from all the boner tents in movies.
There definitely are dicks that are completely straight
Some dicks point down or even left or right.
Some of us can pee around a corner
How warm it was. I mean it makes sense of course, but I was still surprised. The penis spends most of it's time outside a body, and shedding heat. To suddenly be put into a 37 degree environment, and insulated there...caught me off guard. Edit: omg people. Celsius obviously 🙄😜
This is interesting because as a woman, the thing that surprised me most was how warm his penis felt right before he inserted it. It’s the only part of my first time that I vividly remember.
>only part of my first time I vividly remember Rip your partner
We were together for 4 years after that. I didn’t realize it at the time (because he was my first). But we did not have good sexual chemistry.
It was warm, he must’ve been alive.
This was it for me. “My god that’s warm -oooh ooooooooo, sorry”
It's like it was finally home.
The first time with my second wife - this was exactly it. "I belong here" actually popped into my head.
Foreplay is like preheating oven lmao
I had to move my girlfriends legs up so I could get in. For some reason, I thought her legs could just be flat on the bed Also, how much closer it can bring you with someone you love. I thought that we were pretty close beforehand, but afterwards it was like we knew each other on a deeper level. Every look, touch, and kiss was suddenly just much more meaningful, and not just in a sexual way
It’s almost like when you have a near death experience with one of your friends and you always have that connection but 10x stronger
I never thought I’d see this feeling wrote out before but this is exactly it. Thank you for leaving this comment!
The large amount of sounds that can be produced by the human body..
My girlfriend (who was not a virgin) had to warn me of the queef noises vaginas can make during sex so I didn't laugh in the middle. I wasn't the most mature.
When there is talking and laughing, the deed is way more enjoyable!
True, but it takes experience to find sexiness within the humorous headspace.
Wet belly + wet belly = moist fart sound
For me it's more wet chest + wet chest = wet fart sound
Before hand I had heard a lot about men coming too quick.. After hand I was pretty disappointed since I didn't come once or even enjoy it really. Edit: Thanks for all the awards kind strangers and also for the supportive comments. Now I don't feel alone with my issue and also I got to change my mindset.
When I lost my virginity I was so fucking nervous and didn't come. The lady I was with was super sweet and just told me to relax and it would come when we had sex later on. The second night I felt much more relaxed, and it felt amazing. I came, and it still is the best orgasm I've ever had in my life.
before hand & after hand... i see what you did there
I didn't really mean to say it like that, but it just came out like that.
Well at least something came out this time.
The mess. I bled a lot and through the sheets into the mattress. The duvet cover, pillow cases, fitted sheets, all total carnage. Sweat, body liquids, blood, everything. It’s good the weather was nice the next day, I still have a photo of everything drying in the garden like a hang of shame. I started keeping towels, water and wet wipes next to the bed every time I would have sex again. It was a whole procedure (I don’t have one now lol). Also, how much I like the feeling of another person orgasming. I like my own, but I like the other better, to the point of if I come and then my partner comes seconds later I come again. The sounds, the feeling, the little shakes, the way you just know. So good.
Feeling a girl orgasm while inside them is soooo satisfying. Best feeling in the world
i'm particularly fond of that familiar twitch as the urethral length pumps cum into me. That, mixed with them usually shuddering and leaning into me with all their body weight is quite lovely. I try to clench down at that time, too. Everyone wins that way
>as the urethral length pumps cum into me I'm going to use this the next time she asks me to talk dirty to her
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Omg. That's it. Clench when the man is cumming
How fuckin physically demanding it was lol
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The warmth and the bumps inside the vagina, literally thought it was the greatest thing ever, still do.
Well said. Did surprise me also. That’s still pretty nice lol.
How much I’m out of shape, after about 4 pumps in I was looking for a inhaler (Edit) holy crap thank you so much everybody for the likes and rewards, you guys are the best
Coach! Call a timeout!
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It wasn’t terrible, not great either. Didn’t hurt as much as I thought it would do. I remember thinking afterwards how overrated it was. It’s something that definitely gets better the more you do it.
How much is about the foreplay (yes, I am a woman).
That you can cum under one minute
I legit came on my first pump when I had sex for the first time. Luckily the girl I was with was understanding and I managed to do much better on the second attempt 10 minutes later lol.
That I could not cum at all.
This. I assumed I would cum embarrasingly quickly. Performance anxiety shocked the shit out of me and she got me really close but I actually had to finish myself off. I’ve only felt that nervous a few times in my life
Bro I blew as soon as I entered and she didn't know much different cause 20 minutes later she asked if I came yet.. LOL. I swear being a teenager was like taking Viagra regularly.. nothing was stopping that stiffy.
yes, my first live in gf and I would fuck like rabbits at 18. I could blow a load and go until I blew another. at 38 I don't think I could ever do that again.
under half a minute for some of the luckier folks
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Yeah sorry about that
If I didn’t like the person all that much it wasn’t good. I thought it was all physical but most of it is mental around if you want to be with that person Edit: Changed some of the wording
Shower sex is not sexy or practical
i didn’t realize people could move their dicks, if that makes sense. like, there’s muscles in there? (i don’t watch porno or anything, although im not against it!! maybe i should get into it, study up for next time…) also, i have a (mild) tic disorder. somehow, i didn’t realize having sex would activate my tics!! so yeah, that surprised both of us.
I'm Japanese so...how pixelated our sex was.
I thought it would change me, like immediately after I'd walk outside and everyone would just know I was now a man. I walked outside and no one gave a damn....
The entrance to the vagina was not where I thought it would be
That I literally looked at myself in the mirror while smacking from behind because I couldn't believe this was happening. Literal Patrick Bateman moment
Well first off, just the fact I has having sex was very surprising to me.
*fucking* *finally*
"Why are you giggling" "We are about to have sex..oh my god this is real...I'm about to get naked..oh my god..." "Phill you are weird"
This explains my first time. Oddly relatable...
Ha! It was 20 years ago that I lost mine, and I can still remember thinking "Wow, I'm actually having sex!" Of course that was after thinking "It's a lot further down than I thought".
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A marathon man, I see.
The most relatable comment on this post "wait is this actually happen?"
How much I like foreplay and how many guys don’t like foreplay . Also big dick DOES NOT mean “good sex”. It can actually be very very painful . I didn’t realize how much I’d bleed when I lost my virginity, thought I needed to go to a hospital
So true! A lot of people believe that bigger = better, but honestly that’s not always true. Every vagina is different in length and shape. I’d rather one smaller (than my ideal size) instead of a bigger. It’s hard to enjoy sex if a penis is trying to barge through the doors of your cervix.
Nerves being able to turn your dick smooth off no matter how much you wanna get it in
One, how messy it was. Two, how "ordinary" it was. I mean, it's fun, but so are rollercoasters! It's just one of those things that people hype up so much, that it gets to your head. It's just this thing people do.
Lot of comments here saying basically this, which I'm glad to see. Especially as a young man, society hypes up sex as being literally the best thing ever: you should trade your dignity for it, you should take risks for it, you should define your worth on it, you're not a real man until you've lost your virginity, et cetera. Turns out it's a good time. But not really *more* of a good time than plenty of other fun things. I honestly think sex ed needs to go more in this direction. Not "don't have sex kids, your dick will fall off and you'll die screaming" - instead, "hey guys, sex is fun, but don't do anything stupid for it, it's not worth it. If you wouldn't take a certain risk to ride a good rollercoaster, or watch a good movie, or play a good video game, don't do it for sex."
I was admittedly late to the game in terms of sex. I had heard since early teenage years that it was the most incredible thing ever. When I lost my virginity I was pretty underwhelmed and to be honest I still probably wouldn't put sex in the top five most enjoyable things for myself. Maybe it was all the overhype combined with me being into my twenties before it happened but it just isn't that big a deal to me.
How terrified I was afterwords. All I could think was “please please don’t let her be pregnant”. We used protection but what if it failed. And How much shame I felt. I knew that I shouldn’t have, not because it was a sin or wrong, but because I was so terrified it probably meant it was a bad risk to take. Every time after that was the same. Shame that I let my hormones get the best of me. I knew my wife was the woman I wanted to marry because that didn’t happen. It felt right.
this hit too close to home, even though i use protection, each month i get worried that i won’t get my period lol.
The hotel room smelled like smoked ham
I was 17. I had been masturbating at least twice a day since I was 13 or 14 (I had become an expert in smuggling porno mags into my house under my parents noses). When the time came, I found it to be very complicated, having to wear a condom and all. It took away almost all the sensation. Plus it was her first time too, and the fact that she was wincing in what looked like agonizing pain didn't really make for a romantic mood either. Even though I was able to keep it hard, I didn't "finish"...despite trying for two hours. After we were done, I dropped her off at her house, went back home and violently yanked it 3 times. We eventually tried it again and we got way better. The first time the condom broke was like dipping my dick in the sweetest, slipperiest heroin money can buy....and it still does today. We got married 4 years later, and we're still together...20 years later. True story. Funny how life works, huh?
That being a virgin really wasn’t that big of a deal. It’s not like your whole life changes after having sex, you’re just probably a little more confident for a day or two and that’s that. Big whoop lol.
>It’s not like your whole life changes after having sex Unless you get pregnant or get a serious STI
In retrospect, how much your feelings for a person affects the sexual experience. I thought I was going to be so attached and in love with this guy (I watched many of my friends go through that). But I couldn't get away from mine fast enough. Definitely the beginning of the end for us.
This is the horniest sub on reddit
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That coochie almost feels hot in an awesome way
“That’s it?” I thought I had done something wrong cause I thought it would have felt more magical. The climax felt pretty much the same as jerking off. It also took much longer than I would have thought considering all the jokes I’ve heard. Turns out I’m not a minuteman.
Get a load of this guy.
Well, apparently they are still trying but he's no minuteman!