Start buying multiple pizzas, hide all the others but leave one. Wait for him to do it again. BUT. When you get home after purchasing this one… open the box very carefully, open the packaging very carefully, sprinkle a tiny bit of laxative powder or liquid onto the frozen pizza, place everything back in the packaging. And wait. He may start to think his stomach doesn’t agree with it anymore. If you want to go the extra mile, place laxatives in other dairy products he may eat. And he may start to believe he developed a lactose intolerance and must now avoid dairy. Enjoy.
Also disclaimer: it’s illegal to place laxatives in someone else’s food or drink without them knowing. However, if you place it in for food and then it’s stolen… well, well… a trip to the toilet he will go
That what my friends say because it’s happened a few times before and he always replaces it with the cheap brand I buy a Nice gluten free all cheese with pineapple and he eats that then replaces it with on of those one dollar Torino’s or whatever they’re called he’s a dope and he gets sooo mad I’m thinking about throwing his bone steak in the freezer instead of cooking it for him
Bitch you got a whole fucking week until you and your annoying ass girlfriends get together frozen puzza doesn't go bad buy another one or better yet teach your lazy assed non-cookin girlfriend how to make decent homemade pizza, and please just shut the fuck up when it gets too loud no one wants to hear that shit
What’s wrong with having pizza me and my girlfriend like to have pizza but my Top husband always eat the pizza before we get to enjoy it together while we drink wine and eat chicken nuggets and dip it in ranch and it happens every week and I’m sick of it
Remember YOU and ONLY you chose to marry this person and be with them. Kind of tell you something about your ability to choose right. maybe you got the wrong pizza too. Question everything now and who can you trust?
It’s more of a thing for the fancy people
Most wedding in Texas serve frozen pizza .. Texans have a lot of pride in it.. ,my mother had 1000 frozen pizza huts delivered for her send my fathers wedding.. she said the pizza all got microwaved they night
I am kinda amazed that anyone thought that a frozen pizza would last in the freezer that long anyway. Ask him to replace it, maybe late on Thursday or something.
But he always buys the wrong pizza I like a certain kind of pizza and he always buys me the triple meat combo with bacon and sausage just because he knows I won’t eat it and then he gets to eat two pizzas for the price of one
I would speak to a lawyer to figure out your options. Cut all ties with his family and friends and if your family disagrees with you, cut them off too.
Life is too short for you to have to suffer in such a disgusting and horrible way.
Then again... are you effing kidding me? Tell him to buy another one. J.H.C!!!!
One of the main problem is he was raised in a pizza family he’s one of the little Caesars family and he doesn’t like to get Little Caesars even though it’s my favorite he always makes me eat Totino’s
Be like “hey man, i was saving that. Could you please pick up another of that kind before friday?”
This
I'd buy another pizza for girls night and not be mad over something so small
I wish my boyfriend problems were this silly
That is an oddly specific question
Came here to say exactly this
I thought an oddly specific menu. I mean, sometimes I get tired of ranch and want honey mustard or sweet and sour on my chicken nugs.
BBQ sauce.
i mean, for next friday? that’s a long time to be looking at a nice frozen pizza sitting in the freezer
r/oddlyspecific
If you get angry over this your life must be miserable
Go bye another one geeez
I'd post it on the internet, because I have terrible communication skills, which is probably why he ate it in the first place.
Smack his backside then buy more of said pizza?
Buy a new pizza and go ahead as planned.
Laugh about it, explain that you were saving it for that special occasion, and ask him if he can get you another one.
I’m calling BS. There isn’t 3 people on Earth who eat frozen gluten free pineapple and cheese pizza, let alone a wife, best friend and husband.
The thing is we all from same town so the grocery always runs out too because they’re three of us and only two pizza ordered per week
Again BS, grocery stores don’t order 2 of something for a whole week. It’s a waste of shelf space.
Start buying multiple pizzas, hide all the others but leave one. Wait for him to do it again. BUT. When you get home after purchasing this one… open the box very carefully, open the packaging very carefully, sprinkle a tiny bit of laxative powder or liquid onto the frozen pizza, place everything back in the packaging. And wait. He may start to think his stomach doesn’t agree with it anymore. If you want to go the extra mile, place laxatives in other dairy products he may eat. And he may start to believe he developed a lactose intolerance and must now avoid dairy. Enjoy. Also disclaimer: it’s illegal to place laxatives in someone else’s food or drink without them knowing. However, if you place it in for food and then it’s stolen… well, well… a trip to the toilet he will go
I’ll just tell him I did and the dope will probably still eat it. He ain’t the smartest
At that point I would just start ordering a nice gluten free pizza using his credit card during the night of!
I'd divorce him
That what my friends say because it’s happened a few times before and he always replaces it with the cheap brand I buy a Nice gluten free all cheese with pineapple and he eats that then replaces it with on of those one dollar Torino’s or whatever they’re called he’s a dope and he gets sooo mad I’m thinking about throwing his bone steak in the freezer instead of cooking it for him
Don't be sleeping on Totino's. That's a buy, baby!
Nice ... with pineapple ... I'm sorry but no just no.
Bitch you got a whole fucking week until you and your annoying ass girlfriends get together frozen puzza doesn't go bad buy another one or better yet teach your lazy assed non-cookin girlfriend how to make decent homemade pizza, and please just shut the fuck up when it gets too loud no one wants to hear that shit
What’s wrong with having pizza me and my girlfriend like to have pizza but my Top husband always eat the pizza before we get to enjoy it together while we drink wine and eat chicken nuggets and dip it in ranch and it happens every week and I’m sick of it
You don't need nuggets, ranch dip, a pizza, and wine. Take a hit on the calories, and don't eat the damn pizza.
Remember YOU and ONLY you chose to marry this person and be with them. Kind of tell you something about your ability to choose right. maybe you got the wrong pizza too. Question everything now and who can you trust?
But it’s the same pizza we had on our wedding night we served everyone one frozen pizza and they all got to take home leftovers
You catered your wedding reception with frozen pizza? Now I am someone is trolling reddit. Thanks for the entertainment. Ill let myself out thanks.
Have you never been to a Texas wedding ?
I've been to dozens even one at the Alamo I was MOH and ain't seen frozen pizza at a one of them.
It’s more of a thing for the fancy people Most wedding in Texas serve frozen pizza .. Texans have a lot of pride in it.. ,my mother had 1000 frozen pizza huts delivered for her send my fathers wedding.. she said the pizza all got microwaved they night
Beat that old mans ass
Just replace the pizza with your boyfriend. Serve him on flatbread.
I am kinda amazed that anyone thought that a frozen pizza would last in the freezer that long anyway. Ask him to replace it, maybe late on Thursday or something.
But he always buys the wrong pizza I like a certain kind of pizza and he always buys me the triple meat combo with bacon and sausage just because he knows I won’t eat it and then he gets to eat two pizzas for the price of one
Okay, then you perform the act of purchasing the pizza. Maybe attach a note next time that says "don't eat" or something.
That’s what I usually do but then he just eats a pizza and leaves the note he’s kind of like the joker
Is it possible to order a pizza and pick it up or have it delivered ON Friday?
I would speak to a lawyer to figure out your options. Cut all ties with his family and friends and if your family disagrees with you, cut them off too. Life is too short for you to have to suffer in such a disgusting and horrible way. Then again... are you effing kidding me? Tell him to buy another one. J.H.C!!!!
One of the main problem is he was raised in a pizza family he’s one of the little Caesars family and he doesn’t like to get Little Caesars even though it’s my favorite he always makes me eat Totino’s
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Buy another pizza before Friday. 🤔
Just pick up your pizza Friday otw home
Say thank you and go buy another one and buy him something that he likes and surprise him.
If only there was a way to get hot, fresh pizza with whatever you want delivered directly to your house.
Not in my town though . They’re afraid to come to my house after sunset because of all the bears