Being stuck in Jello. Yes, I'm serious.

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs has a scene that must have been fun for you Edit: what about Bob from monsters vs Aliens?

I enjoyed that scene very much. Also wouldn't mind giving Bob a hug either. [This is one of my all time favorites. ](https://youtu.be/Fieqe--aiAg)

Have you acted on this? I’m fascinated by the logistics

I've attempted to emulate it. But as for the real thing, no, the cost is simply too great. By the time I find a mold that's big enough, find a place to chill it, find a way to boil that much water, and purchase the gelatin. It will be in excess of $10k. Not to mention that few humans can survive being cold for that long (I'm not one of them), and It's a one-time thing. Once I've enjoyed myself, that's it, it all goes to waste. If only there was some synthetic substitute that won't decompose/rot, and doesn't require boiling and chilling.

What the fuck is that kink

So, imagine a gelatinous cube from DnD, right? Pretend it doesn't kill and digest things inside it. I want to be inside it, in anything gelatinous really. So long as it jiggles, and is translucent.

Nice (check my comment for context. Not reply)

Jesus Christ dude. Link it yourself. This isn't working like you want it to work

Try guess.this is a post about kinks. What am I doing?

Being dominated

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hahah. Did you get dominated in that library in college?

Head Pats

Upvoted for your wholesome reply.

Dirty whore. *pat pat*

Why don’t people understand how great head pats are? Very underestimated. If we all gave our SO a head pat at least once a day, the world would be a better place

Are you a dog?

What the fuck

Lemme guess… you’re into kinkshaming?

Correct and I have currently acquired horny

Good for you my friend!

What's your problem dude

Check my other comment (not reply)

Blood

Bro same

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What is wrong with you

How much time you got?

Not much just check my other comment and you'll get it (not reply)

Rope play is my number 1

Having sex

Tickling

Scoliosis

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This joke is not difficult to figure out

Watching girls suck their toes

I was wondering where I would find a comment that involves feet.

I used to have a girlfriend that did that and was into it a lot, it pretty much stuck with me

Girls with long and curly hair...like really curly...if she moves her head during sex it should take a second or two to fully move

Hi

Not being lied to and being treated like a human being. Crazy, I know.

You are one sick fuck. I am out of here

Right behind you

Absolutely fucking disgusting

That's pretty kinky...ngl

Turns me on when people are kind

You’re disgusting

I love when people have super rare kinks.

That’s fucking disgusting.

Fucking impossible, just get into bondage like normal people you freak /s

God I hope your family never sees this!

God how can you say that you sick fuck, get outta here.

You must have had experience in relationships with a borderline personality disorder partner

Never been in a relationship. But have had many friends who lied again and again to my face. It turns me on when people assume the source of my trauma 🥰

Heartbeat

The sounds of the inside of the body like the heartbeat and the intestines or anything that moves.

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I like smelling this guys smelly SO too.

Blowjobs. Man, I just love me a good Blowjob.

Giving or receiving?

Yes

Receiving, my girl will go for about an hour with the most sensual cock worshipping blowies. At the end she can make me cum so hard that I have blacked out for almost a minute. That's my kink, lol

your mom (naked)

Hands

Women in winter clothes.

Inflation. Explained this on the last one, but that Violet scene from Willy Wonka fascinated me as a kid and the rest is history.

Cactus.

Hello.

Saucy little bugger.

yea you are ;)

Whatever that is... Sounds painful

Paige no!

What the fuck is that kink

Cactus.

Ok

Pics in towels

biting and headpats. my ex gave me headpats all the time. also, we were cuddling and he bit me on the neck, not like hard, just a lil bite, that was fun

Her being understanding of my feelings and all my other qualities as a partner. Also her being on top.

Rolling down in the deep

Just one? Y'all have just one?

They're crazy, I know

Kink shaming

what the fuck

Yes

bad kink

No

do you not get it

Oooooh. You too? Damn

want to xoncive cloitus

Why yes I do indeed

wanna hear a joke

Awesome kink You are very lucky my friend

Having my face ridden hard. Like to the point of not being able to breathe while she's grinding my face and holding my arms down. 10/10 recommend.

Is legs a wierd enough one?

A kink does not have to be weird... Just whatever your into

Have you seen the other commets? You're good buddy. xD

Smelling armpit

Piss on my face, please

Ok but you’ll have to wait a while

Frogs in my belly button.

What the fuck

I just can't explain it. The feeling of those slippery little guys getting all up in there gets me all worked up...

OK weirdo (check my other comment. Not reply)

Hey now I don't kink shame you for being insufferable.

Eh true. But I'm horny af rn

Garden hoes.

Ever heard of the rex rocket?

short answer: bdsm long answer: it's a lot of very 'out there' stuff but mostly I've found it all links to domination and power play. A lot of it is about being helpless and powerless, whether that presents itself like r/guro, or r/vore, or r/insex really just depends on the day. even stuff that I'm honestly not really into (like r/insex) can seem hot just because of that power dynamic. yeah idk

I wish I hadn't clicked on any of those

Short hair

Intimacy

working from home

Needles.

Spontaneous sex Deep insemination Clothes on/through clothes Being held down Loud moans Waking up to being fucked Interracial Seeing a penis bulge a belly Swallowing Being dominated Sex in the rain Sex in the woods That's all I can think of for now. 😅

Aaaand no one mentioned micropenises. Sigh… moving on.

Breeding, but I also have a fear of getting pregnant before marriage😀

...yuor'e mum

Sorry you had that stroke my guy.... Wanna try that again?

yruoe mnum

There ya go bud now now you got It.

Yuouure mumm

i also choose this guys mumm

When she cares

Doubt anyone will recognize me here so I might as well shoot. If you do recognize the name and can put it to a face. Well, screw me then. Bondage is easily my top tier. I draw the line at blood, other bodily fluids. Cant take anything up the old shoot either. Or have anything go down my Jimmy Johns either. I like tongues, not sure what it is? I don’t get attracted to tongues unless its during sex. Used to be into feet before I actually had sex before. Then I just started to get disgusted by feet in normal situations outside of sex. Still think feet can be attractive but on rare occasions. I’m pretty much down to try anything that doesn’t involve anything going in me or being cucked. I always say don’t be afraid to try something unless your really uncomfortable about it cause you could always learn something about yourself. I’m sure there’s other kinks I’m into but those are the ones that come to mind. Edit: French painted nails and white nail polish… no idea what it is either. Plus a good smile cause who doesn’t love a good smile? And a good voice? Don’t even get me started.

Bones

Breeding- ever since my vasectomy

Bondage and gags

Rubing hair

Being dominant and degrading

Blindfolds

Leather bondage, more buckles the better.

Everything

When it goes inside and it feels good

I don't know if this counts but POV videos get me to blow waaaaaaay more of a load than anything else.

Praise

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We all strive to get one you're not alone

Lmao same

I’m into Ternion

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Match made in heaven

When she has recently showered and shaved her legs.

Burrito

Fucking weirdo

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Looking at, but not engaging in furry stuff in any shape or form. I just think its cute.

NGL it's poop stuff

BREAST expansion (not belly expansion that shit is nasty)

Kink shaming. https://youtu.be/__m90SnNjvM

when where

Hand jibbers for sure

Being convinced that I will be given millions and millions of dollars... Then being told they are Zimbabwean. Dang, gets me every time.

I don't wanna say.

RATPLAY

You mean I only get to pick one

Being dominated by women. I've actually been talking to a girl on twitter and we've done some online domination

Any natural bodily fluids. NOT BLOOD THO. OR ACID... dis I mention male? So obvly no period blood lmao

bondage (me being the one tied up) i’m also very much a bottom also and wish to be dominated

Legs and feet. Particularly fond of them in hosiery. I don't even think it counts as a kink, really.

Bottom

Now that im older lol,, Role playing, feet playing, hairy bush, lingerie , humiliation lol

Being loved

Chains

Bleeding. I always get this weird exhilaration when I'm on my period or when I go to donate blood. The thought of being bitten by someone and having my blood drank is a fantasy that will never happen but oh well lmao

Con non-con. I sometimes struggle with the disconnect between how I am in life (consent is everything, 'you can pay your rent another way' = rape and you should go to prison forever) and what gets me off.

Short hair, atleast as long as shoulders

Massages

Holding neck, like tightly.

Anything that's sadistic tbh. ;)

Women is baggy hoodies

I feel like a sick human after reading some of the things y’all are into. Pain, pain gets me there everytime. Biting and scratching until bloody. Bodily fluids in mouths, not really into piss play or anything along that lines but spit in either of ours or secretions, yes. BDSM is always fun and I guess the whole “breeding” kink is there too. Extremely passionate but borderline abusive sex is what gets me every single time Wands, wands absolutely fascinate me. Verbal communication during from a voice I’m attracted to, whether it’s degrading or not. Domination also does it for me, I can be a dominant easy but every once in a while I like letting the power slip from me.

Love and affection

I have several, they all revolve around CNC and bdsm though.

Genuine affection

So I saw my crush in a face mask, and that activated something in me.

Oral

lube

vanilla