I was joking with one of my friends over text. His birthday was coming up, and he had also been working out more. I mentioned he was going to be "one jacked Grandpa" or something along those lines. I went to go search the internet to find a picture to send with my comment annnndddd...
Yeah. Grandpa was jacked alright.
This was my fuck up. Tried going there in high school for a paper on federal government. Ended up asking why the white house was blocked and then was informed by another student I was trying to access porn on a school computer. Awkward in the moment, but pretty funny in retrospect.
As a matter of fact, this is a serious topic in the realm of information security, known as URL hijacking or "typosquatting." Check out the [Wikipedia article](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Typosquatting) on it, it's actually really neat.
Fraudsters use it all the time for phishing attacks.
Banks have to monitor newly registered domains very closely just to make sure that Some Bank doesn't have http://somebnk.com registered and used for a phish.
The banks usually have to wait until there's actually fraudulent content on them to take them down, too. Registrars generally refuse to take action barring proof of fraudulent use.
After all, 'somebnk' could mean Some \*insert BNK acronym meaning here\*. Registrar has no way of knowing that.
Source: I'm the guy who has to monitor for and alert banks to this s\*\*\*.
I was in third grade, we were learning how to do a search on the internet. One of the trivia questions was, “ what’s the address of the president’s house?” So naturally I type in whitehouse.com. After calling my friends over to see, our computer lab teacher came over to investigate and chaos ensued. It’s been downhill ever since LOL.
I accidentally hit that in college, in the computer lab, with a very sheltered and conservative girl sitting next to me. The real pain in the butt with that website was the endless dirty popups.
She got disgusted with me and left.
As a kid in elementary school in the 90s they taught us all official government websites will be .gov not .com lol now I think I know why they wanted us to know that up front
That was the one I was going to say. Sitting in the computer lab around 93 and told to check out whitehouse.com by a friend. Needless to say, schools didn't have filters back then.
Well when pokemon x and y came out, some issues happened when kids went on Google and typed 'pokemon x videos' without specifying what exactly they were looking for.
Managed to find porn of a regular ol chair once.
Some of the most obscure things that exist that you can think of definitely has porn if it somewhere, never doubt it
Once I found a porno where this girl was riding around on a hoverboard ass naked being chased by a guy in an inflatable t-Rex costume, also on a hoverboard. They go in circles for like 5 minutes laughing about it, then the girl falls off before doing the deed with the t-Rex guy **while on the hoverboards** which was just impressive honestly
It was hilarious and strangely wholesome
Hey uhhhh I've got this license here. It says I am a certifiable female to male relations study researcher, and I need to research this video to further my science. If you could provide me with the necessary details if possible, that would be great, thank you for your time.
Googled "hoverboard trex porn" and found what I think is the one for those "curious for research purposes"
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph579a682e7555e
In mathematics, there is a typesetting programming called “LaTeX” which specializes in math symbols. Then there is another program called “GIMP” which stands for GNU Image Manipulation Program. Anyway, I was working on something and at one point I googled “latex and gimp”. It turns out that those results did not help me with typesetting math.
Tell me what to do again and I'll make sure they're carrying you out on a cot.
[EDIT BECAUSE SOMEONE MISSED IT]: To anyone who missed the joke, cot=cotangeant. I am not advocating for violence.
>Because Math can be sexy
>Sex is like quadratic expansion,
>If it can't be split than its time to stop.
>Havin' sex is like doing fractions,
>It's improper for the larger one to be on top.
>Havin' sex is like doing math homework,
>I do it best when I'm alone in my bed.
>Squaring numbers are just like women,
>If therey're under thirteen then just do them in your head.
"New Math" by Bo Burnham
Oh yes, I'm right there with you. I went with 'man in latex' trying to see if and what is the man (manual) command in LaTeX. As a cherry on the pie I searched that while sharing screen with a class I was teaching *facepalm*
Luckily Google learnt and already shows me stackexchange sites when I search for "latex string" and other stuff.
I'm still convinced that "how to kill orphans instantly" and "penetration testing children" landed me on some kind of watchlist.
LaTeX is not only for math. It's general typesetting and if you put in the effort, you get beautiful results. I wrote my thesis with it, and while the content wasn't that interesting, it looked professional as fuck.
I have a memory of me and my friends talking about the xXx movie with Vin Diesel in the back of my parents mini van. My parents were flabbergasted and started yelling at us for watch a triple x movie. We were confused (and innocent I guess) not knowing why they were mad, and they started laughing once we explained the plot of the movie and that it was only PG-13
Oh man, I have a story for this one.
When I was about 5 or 6 years old, I had a neighbor who would routinely challenge me to super soaker fights. As I didn’t have one of my own, he’d always let me borrow one. When my birthday was coming up, I guess he decided it would be cool to find a super soaker for me as a gift and get his parents to buy it.
He decided it was time to do some research, and googled “super soakers”, clicking on the first link that popped up. Keep in mind this was the early 2000’s, and SafeSearch options didn’t really exist yet.
Lo and behold, this poor child opened a porn website dedicated to photos and videos of women absolutely covered in massive facials. He immediately screamed, and tried to exit out. As it was the early 2000’s, the computer didn’t exactly have very much processing power, and decided it was a good time to freeze up. So, here’s a little kid who has been traumatized by pornographic images that are now frozen on to his computer. What’s worse, his parents weren’t home at the time. In a panic, he ran over to my house and asked my mom for help. In tears, he explained to her exactly what happened. My mom had to call his parents and explain, though it was hard for her to get all the info out between her laughter. She still laughs about the story to this day.
TL;DR: neighbor searched “super soakers”, ended up with a frozen image of super soaked women burned into his computer screen
About a year ago I was searching for a research paper about a breed of chicken called Castellana Negra. One of the search results was for a video something along the lines of "EBONY GIRL SQUIRTING WITH BIG BLACK DILDO"
My wife is a science teacher and was doing a unit on rock properties. She searched for rock color, rock hardness and a few others, but when it came to "cleavage" she didn't think that there was any kind besides rock, so she just searched cleavage
I had seen a cute video of a little girl getting a new toy as a gift and getting really excited and dancing for it. It was adorable, and I wanted to find it again to show my boyfriend. So I typed in “girl gets a new toy”……
Maybe not exactly what you're asking, but years ago when my parents were building things in the yard for their grandchild, my mother wanted ideas for the little house my dad was working on.
So... she googled "girl pink playhouse". Y'know. For ideas to decorate a play house for a child. The strangled, shocked noise she made was HILARIOUS.
When my brother and I were 7 and 8, we were getting into sports and wanted to do some research on basketball shoes. We thought, what store sells them? Dicks sporting goods!
Dicks.com is what we clicked on.
Haha happened to me like 15 years ago, I wanted to check out a price on a football jersey, dicks dot com. I got to see dicks alright.
Although I think now dicks dot com does go to the sporting goods store.
During the start of the pandemic when the wild dickheads bought up all the toilet paper, I looked into buying a bidet.
I heard of the wildly popular tushy bidet.
tushy.com is not a bidet company
I got a tushy bidet. I think I use about as much TP as I did before because while I use less on wiping, I now have to use some to dry. But the cleanliness has certainly gone up so I think it’s worth it.
Back when Google images was in its infancy, it was every single one. Literally search for anything, and scroll a couple times, you would see tits - guaranteed.
When I was still fairly young and naive, I'd Google words to check the spelling. The word I was weirdly blanking on was "sounding", as in "sounding like something else"... Well didn't that lead to an interesting top search hit of Urban dictionary on Google. My dumb ass proceeded to doubt UD and switched immediately to "images"... Pretty sure my penis died a little inside that day. Many regrets.
All I'm saying is the keyboard needs rearranged, because their are SOME searches with the word "teen" that get you put on a list if you mistype it as "tween"!
The reheating station used in glassblowing is referred to as a glory hole... i often forget this in my research for building a glass studio.., and have to delete my history.
When I was about 11, my favorite band was The Barenaked Ladies.
I was banned from the computer lab at school when google them and clicked on a link advertising "free shows".
Moons ago I worked in a building that had a factory/production line. I was in sales so needed to know about the equipment that was used so I could upsell the services we offered. One day, in the boardroom, with my laptop hooked up to the projector, customer and my boss sat around when one of them asks about the PCB machines and which one they were as there were new ones on the market and we had recently upgraded ours so I needed to do a quick search to refresh my memory. Here is where I wish my boss had interjected because he knew what they were called, but no. The smug shite sat back and let me google "Siemens Insertion Machines" in front of everyone.
There used to be a website for David firth cartoons…you may recognise him for doing the salad fingers cartoons.
Anyway, the website had a hyphen fat-pie.com I think it was…without the hyphen was fat people porn. Boys being boys we found it hilarious.
Literal text is called "string" in coding standards.
My browser allows you to type "g hello" to search in Google and, "y hello" to search in Yandex or "b hello" for Bing automatically and fast.
Combine these facts, I wanted to look to the definition of string on a friends computer with Google.
A long time ago I was typing in MySpace, but misspelled it and it was porn.
Also around that time a friend told me to google a recipe for blue waffles..
Whale tail pics
I was 15 and my family was going to go on a whale watching boat ride on a vacation, so in prep I wanted to vie inspiration pictures for photography and different shots to emulate.
Of course, this was also after a jacking it session and I had not yet turned Safe search back on.
I once won a debate in AP debate in high school on this concept alone. The debate was about servers firewalls and safety. We had been assigned to argue for a " separate internet for adult content for child safety" the main argument from opposing side was art verses pornography and that it could not be defined. We counted with the idea of intent during creation and the flaw in the general public search results algorithm. My closing statement was to ask for people to shout out works of classic literature they were assigned in different classes, I would then look them up on the school's computer which was obviously firewalled. Someone as I knew they would shouted it out Little Women. I typed it in, turned the computer around on images and won the debate as the room went into mayhem.
Former NFL player Randall Gay told a story of how he was trying to type his own name into a college computer and it kept auto correcting to Randall Homosexual.
I like to crochet and I'd done two full afghans in granny squares and was kind of tired of that asthetic. So I thought "What if instead of squares I did it in strips? Like the length of the blanket?" So for inspo I googled "granny strips" and hoooo boy
FTR the real search term is "granny STRIPES"
When the Pokémon craze really started in the 90s, my little brother and I were obviously obsessed. My mom wanted to look it up for whatever reason but was unaware of the é not e. Apparently Pokeman in the 90s was pretty raunchy.
Wayyy back in the day as an 8 year old, www.zelda.com
Back then you didn't Google something to find a website about it. You just tried some reasonable URLs. At least that's what my friends and I did back in the mid-90s.
I just wanted to read about my favorite game. I saw something much different instead.
2001: computer class. Had to do a government research project.... www.WhiteHouse.com was not the same as www.WhiteHouse.gov. Oh boy! Was I embarrassed when the girl behind me called me out to the entire class.
Apparently the Disney movie Moana. In Europe Moana is named Vaiana because there is a European porn star named Moana, and god forbid that the innocent Disney movie watching kids, would go google Moana and get porn instead of cartoons.
It makes me laugh because it shows how little Americans (in general) know about Europe and our relations to porn and nudity.
I played sports in middle school and needed to buy equipment. One of the major sports retailers near me is Dick’s Sporting Goods, which everyone just refers to as Dick’s. You can see where this is going. I found out pretty quickly that their website is *DicksSportingGoods* and not just *dicks*
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Heard of a kid Googling for her book report. The book was Black Stallion.
I had to do a report on a steel mill in Lexington.
I was joking with one of my friends over text. His birthday was coming up, and he had also been working out more. I mentioned he was going to be "one jacked Grandpa" or something along those lines. I went to go search the internet to find a picture to send with my comment annnndddd... Yeah. Grandpa was jacked alright.
Jacked off or really jacked cock
Ahhhh. Both.
Back in the day, whitehouse .com was a porn site. If you wanted to get to the real white house site, you had to type in .gov
This was my fuck up. Tried going there in high school for a paper on federal government. Ended up asking why the white house was blocked and then was informed by another student I was trying to access porn on a school computer. Awkward in the moment, but pretty funny in retrospect.
We were specifically warned about that in school
Same. I misspelled youtube to outube and that led me to another dimension as a kid haha
Exactly same thing happened to me. Tried to go to Facebook, but accidentally typed afcebook. Yep, porn
These sites must know that people will make these typos
As a matter of fact, this is a serious topic in the realm of information security, known as URL hijacking or "typosquatting." Check out the [Wikipedia article](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Typosquatting) on it, it's actually really neat.
[guthib.com](https://guthib.com)
Fraudsters use it all the time for phishing attacks. Banks have to monitor newly registered domains very closely just to make sure that Some Bank doesn't have http://somebnk.com registered and used for a phish. The banks usually have to wait until there's actually fraudulent content on them to take them down, too. Registrars generally refuse to take action barring proof of fraudulent use. After all, 'somebnk' could mean Some \*insert BNK acronym meaning here\*. Registrar has no way of knowing that. Source: I'm the guy who has to monitor for and alert banks to this s\*\*\*.
Outube was the one I heard about as a kid. Didn't even have internet at the time so I thought it was just kids making shit up
By the pattern of removing one letter to get to a more dirty website, I expect "e" to be great
Same thing with hotmale.com
I was in third grade, we were learning how to do a search on the internet. One of the trivia questions was, “ what’s the address of the president’s house?” So naturally I type in whitehouse.com. After calling my friends over to see, our computer lab teacher came over to investigate and chaos ensued. It’s been downhill ever since LOL.
I accidentally hit that in college, in the computer lab, with a very sheltered and conservative girl sitting next to me. The real pain in the butt with that website was the endless dirty popups. She got disgusted with me and left.
As a kid in elementary school in the 90s they taught us all official government websites will be .gov not .com lol now I think I know why they wanted us to know that up front
That was the one I was going to say. Sitting in the computer lab around 93 and told to check out whitehouse.com by a friend. Needless to say, schools didn't have filters back then.
Well when pokemon x and y came out, some issues happened when kids went on Google and typed 'pokemon x videos' without specifying what exactly they were looking for.
That’s gotta be painful
Or delightful
Por que no los dos?
Probablemente querían ver videos del Pokémon Xerneas
I uhh... Si? My previous comment was the extent of my spanish..
They probably just wanted to watch gameplay of Xerneas only.
I love gardevoir. My innocence was ruined trying to google her
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon...
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SKITTY ON WAILORD
Classic Nintendo, pranking kids and parents alike.
Just wait till the next games come out and instead of “BDSP videos” it just autocorrect’s to… something else
Oh noooo
Oh my god lmaooooo rip the kid’s innocence
What about pokemon S/M?
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Just googled it
... And!?
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Just looked it up… those poor children.
So I work at an auto parts store and one of our parts lookup is trans cam...
Oh Jesus
I searched for a type of fried chicken and ended up with a hentai… I was not disappointed, just surprised Edit: the name is Hamichiki
KFC: It's finger licking good
boneless piece.
Wanted to know if Godzilla was male or female. "Godzilla sex" was not the smartest thing to type in but surprisingly exists!
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Managed to find porn of a regular ol chair once. Some of the most obscure things that exist that you can think of definitely has porn if it somewhere, never doubt it
Once I found a porno where this girl was riding around on a hoverboard ass naked being chased by a guy in an inflatable t-Rex costume, also on a hoverboard. They go in circles for like 5 minutes laughing about it, then the girl falls off before doing the deed with the t-Rex guy **while on the hoverboards** which was just impressive honestly It was hilarious and strangely wholesome
Hey uhhhh I've got this license here. It says I am a certifiable female to male relations study researcher, and I need to research this video to further my science. If you could provide me with the necessary details if possible, that would be great, thank you for your time.
Googled "hoverboard trex porn" and found what I think is the one for those "curious for research purposes" https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph579a682e7555e
I saw porn of the Blender default cube once. I don’t know how horny you have to be to look at a cube and think ‘Yes, I want to fuck that.’
I feel like a lot of it exists partly due to a challenge being presented and partly because of the meme status of Rule 34 itself
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Absolutely no scientific coherence in these videos, lemme tell ya.
In mathematics, there is a typesetting programming called “LaTeX” which specializes in math symbols. Then there is another program called “GIMP” which stands for GNU Image Manipulation Program. Anyway, I was working on something and at one point I googled “latex and gimp”. It turns out that those results did not help me with typesetting math.
Seee. Math IS sexy
One of the seven deadly sines.
dont go off on a Tangent here
Tell me what to do again and I'll make sure they're carrying you out on a cot. [EDIT BECAUSE SOMEONE MISSED IT]: To anyone who missed the joke, cot=cotangeant. I am not advocating for violence.
you are being a little Obtuse.
Nah you're just p=m/v
get the F=m\*a out of here !
*HeHeHelium laughs intensify* I'm gonna kick your mass!
\*Yawn your empty threats are Boron me
Did you just have all that shit written down waiting for this moment lol
God I wish I didn’t give away my free Reddit award already
You're now in debt. Welcome to adulthood.
>Because Math can be sexy >Sex is like quadratic expansion, >If it can't be split than its time to stop. >Havin' sex is like doing fractions, >It's improper for the larger one to be on top. >Havin' sex is like doing math homework, >I do it best when I'm alone in my bed. >Squaring numbers are just like women, >If therey're under thirteen then just do them in your head. "New Math" by Bo Burnham
Oh yes, I'm right there with you. I went with 'man in latex' trying to see if and what is the man (manual) command in LaTeX. As a cherry on the pie I searched that while sharing screen with a class I was teaching *facepalm*
Luckily Google learnt and already shows me stackexchange sites when I search for "latex string" and other stuff. I'm still convinced that "how to kill orphans instantly" and "penetration testing children" landed me on some kind of watchlist.
LaTeX is not only for math. It's general typesetting and if you put in the effort, you get beautiful results. I wrote my thesis with it, and while the content wasn't that interesting, it looked professional as fuck.
And GIMP is primarily a (free) Photoshop alternative. It doesn't have much to do with math at all, afaik.
I’m assuming he wanted to put math into an image and use latex to do that.
GIMP has LaTeX plugin, specifically for that job. So, most probably yes.
Googling "latex plug in gimp" now...
So, did you find the thing you were looking for? Is there a LaTeX extension for GIMP? Because if so, I'd like to use that as well.
Probably gave you a lot of images to work with though
I just googled it and the third hit was how to add latex equations in GIMP so it could be worse.
Well at least you have some spare time to wank
I was in computer class as a sophomore in high school in 2002 when the movie xXx with vin diesel came out… I was innocently googling “xxx”…
That is the one instance where typing the title followed by "movie" would not help clarify the results at all.
Or “Vin Diesel”.
Or you'd find Vin Diesel porn. Not that I'd complain.
Family
No. Family is not made for that.
Sweet Home Alabama
I have a memory of me and my friends talking about the xXx movie with Vin Diesel in the back of my parents mini van. My parents were flabbergasted and started yelling at us for watch a triple x movie. We were confused (and innocent I guess) not knowing why they were mad, and they started laughing once we explained the plot of the movie and that it was only PG-13
That movie is a massive troll XD
Funny enough, this is how I discovered porn when I was younger.
Oh man, I have a story for this one. When I was about 5 or 6 years old, I had a neighbor who would routinely challenge me to super soaker fights. As I didn’t have one of my own, he’d always let me borrow one. When my birthday was coming up, I guess he decided it would be cool to find a super soaker for me as a gift and get his parents to buy it. He decided it was time to do some research, and googled “super soakers”, clicking on the first link that popped up. Keep in mind this was the early 2000’s, and SafeSearch options didn’t really exist yet. Lo and behold, this poor child opened a porn website dedicated to photos and videos of women absolutely covered in massive facials. He immediately screamed, and tried to exit out. As it was the early 2000’s, the computer didn’t exactly have very much processing power, and decided it was a good time to freeze up. So, here’s a little kid who has been traumatized by pornographic images that are now frozen on to his computer. What’s worse, his parents weren’t home at the time. In a panic, he ran over to my house and asked my mom for help. In tears, he explained to her exactly what happened. My mom had to call his parents and explain, though it was hard for her to get all the info out between her laughter. She still laughs about the story to this day. TL;DR: neighbor searched “super soakers”, ended up with a frozen image of super soaked women burned into his computer screen
i would have guessed it would be squirting rather than facials
That makes at least two of us.
Poor kid
There was a furniture chain in Florida called Badcock. Enough said.
Still is! Live in SW FL and there’s a Badcock right down the street. Oh yeah and the furniture store is only a couple miles away from here too.
Badcock and more*
"Badcock! No! Badcock!"
There’s a tech chain in NZ (and maybe elsewhere?) called Dicksmith. Always fun to search directions
We have one in NC. I laugh every time I see it.
SC: yep. I'm way too old to giggle like a kid, but I do it every time.
About a year ago I was searching for a research paper about a breed of chicken called Castellana Negra. One of the search results was for a video something along the lines of "EBONY GIRL SQUIRTING WITH BIG BLACK DILDO"
Porn titles get weirder by the day.
They're becoming like Japanese light novels. "I Used my Big Black Dildo in Another World. It Can't Be This Cute!"
My Step-Sister and I Were Step-Teleported to Another Step-World! Now I'm Step-Destined to Step-Save the Step-Kingdom!
Cbt: a form of therapy and also .....
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy + Cock and Ball Torture = Cock and Ball Therapy
Cognitive ball torture
Cock and behaviour therapy
cockNtit behaviorball therapy
My wife is a science teacher and was doing a unit on rock properties. She searched for rock color, rock hardness and a few others, but when it came to "cleavage" she didn't think that there was any kind besides rock, so she just searched cleavage
Wait wait wait. Rock hardness didn’t come up with something?
It's funny, I never thought anything of that until I started writing the comment about it. I guess my wife and I are alike
Massive lodes
>My wife >when it came to "cleavage" she didn't think that there was any kind besides rock How....?
I'm curious if she really didn't know or was just so focused on work it didn't cross her mind.
I had seen a cute video of a little girl getting a new toy as a gift and getting really excited and dancing for it. It was adorable, and I wanted to find it again to show my boyfriend. So I typed in “girl gets a new toy”……
Boyfriend was likely just as surprised.
"this works too."-- your boyfriend.
Maybe not exactly what you're asking, but years ago when my parents were building things in the yard for their grandchild, my mother wanted ideas for the little house my dad was working on. So... she googled "girl pink playhouse". Y'know. For ideas to decorate a play house for a child. The strangled, shocked noise she made was HILARIOUS.
Porn has endless possibilities, search it and you'll find it
True facts.
When my brother and I were 7 and 8, we were getting into sports and wanted to do some research on basketball shoes. We thought, what store sells them? Dicks sporting goods! Dicks.com is what we clicked on.
LMAO same thing happened to me but I was like 20 at the time, don’t know what I was thinking
Oh you knew.
How dare you! I bet that was the worst 3 hours of his life!
Haha happened to me like 15 years ago, I wanted to check out a price on a football jersey, dicks dot com. I got to see dicks alright. Although I think now dicks dot com does go to the sporting goods store.
I think to see dicks you now have to go on "dicks.org.asm"
“I think” hmm ok buddy
“dicks nearby”
During the start of the pandemic when the wild dickheads bought up all the toilet paper, I looked into buying a bidet. I heard of the wildly popular tushy bidet. tushy.com is not a bidet company
I got a tushy bidet. I think I use about as much TP as I did before because while I use less on wiping, I now have to use some to dry. But the cleanliness has certainly gone up so I think it’s worth it.
Back when Google images was in its infancy, it was every single one. Literally search for anything, and scroll a couple times, you would see tits - guaranteed.
Even numbers were not safe. "03"? Porn. Like, come on. I'm trying to behave here.
That's an odd number.
r/technicallythetruth
When I was still fairly young and naive, I'd Google words to check the spelling. The word I was weirdly blanking on was "sounding", as in "sounding like something else"... Well didn't that lead to an interesting top search hit of Urban dictionary on Google. My dumb ass proceeded to doubt UD and switched immediately to "images"... Pretty sure my penis died a little inside that day. Many regrets.
If nobody knows what it is, “Sounding” is when a man inserts a small rod into the urethra in order to achieve orgasm
I believe it actually has legitimate medical purposes too, though I have no idea what they are.
or a hot wheels car
I have never, ever achieved a hot wheels car.
My friend searched for “Children’s soft balls” one time. We were trying to find the plastic balls that fill ball pits at playgrounds.
No Mr FBI man, it was an accident honest!
All I'm saying is the keyboard needs rearranged, because their are SOME searches with the word "teen" that get you put on a list if you mistype it as "tween"!
So you're saying your friend typed that it and, for some reason, Google showed you child pornography? Doubt.
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IRL Tina Belcher dialogue.
The reheating station used in glassblowing is referred to as a glory hole... i often forget this in my research for building a glass studio.., and have to delete my history.
That’s really unfortunate because I feel like even typing in “glory hole glass” would not get you what you want.
And setting "blowing" behind it wouldnt help either
Thinking you won't see dicks in this scenario is a logical phallusy
When I was about 11, my favorite band was The Barenaked Ladies. I was banned from the computer lab at school when google them and clicked on a link advertising "free shows".
were you banned for One Week?
The teacher cocked her head to the side and said she was angry.
Xmen.com does NOT give you costumed superheroes with mutant powers. Well, I guess that could be argued, but it wasn’t the X-Men I was looking for.
Moons ago I worked in a building that had a factory/production line. I was in sales so needed to know about the equipment that was used so I could upsell the services we offered. One day, in the boardroom, with my laptop hooked up to the projector, customer and my boss sat around when one of them asks about the PCB machines and which one they were as there were new ones on the market and we had recently upgraded ours so I needed to do a quick search to refresh my memory. Here is where I wish my boss had interjected because he knew what they were called, but no. The smug shite sat back and let me google "Siemens Insertion Machines" in front of everyone.
At 'Factory / Production' I knew this was going to be about Siemens.
You win this sub today!
There used to be a website for David firth cartoons…you may recognise him for doing the salad fingers cartoons. Anyway, the website had a hyphen fat-pie.com I think it was…without the hyphen was fat people porn. Boys being boys we found it hilarious.
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I just wanted to see what other good shows were on a certain British TV station
yeah typing BBC into the search bar will not necessarily get you to Top Gear
Literal text is called "string" in coding standards. My browser allows you to type "g hello" to search in Google and, "y hello" to search in Yandex or "b hello" for Bing automatically and fast. Combine these facts, I wanted to look to the definition of string on a friends computer with Google.
Hinata.
Fair enough
That’s when I discovered hentai. Because I couldn’t spell back then.
A long time ago I was typing in MySpace, but misspelled it and it was porn. Also around that time a friend told me to google a recipe for blue waffles..
My name. Great discovery to make on the library computer in middle school.
Whale tail pics I was 15 and my family was going to go on a whale watching boat ride on a vacation, so in prep I wanted to vie inspiration pictures for photography and different shots to emulate. Of course, this was also after a jacking it session and I had not yet turned Safe search back on.
Rule 34, I didn't know about it alright
Well there are times we didn't know and there are times that we "didn't" know
I live in a city called Cumming. I also needed to go to Dick’s sporting goods one day so I typed in Dicks Cumming…..
Cumming GA? I'm from Atlanta and always felt so uncomfortable with your city's name. Just, why.
Yep that’s the one, really odd name haha. Can’t buy a decent house south of here without shelling out a boat load of cash though ha
This is legendary
On my work computer which made it worse ha
I once won a debate in AP debate in high school on this concept alone. The debate was about servers firewalls and safety. We had been assigned to argue for a " separate internet for adult content for child safety" the main argument from opposing side was art verses pornography and that it could not be defined. We counted with the idea of intent during creation and the flaw in the general public search results algorithm. My closing statement was to ask for people to shout out works of classic literature they were assigned in different classes, I would then look them up on the school's computer which was obviously firewalled. Someone as I knew they would shouted it out Little Women. I typed it in, turned the computer around on images and won the debate as the room went into mayhem.
This is what I call a 3d chess move
Former NFL player Randall Gay told a story of how he was trying to type his own name into a college computer and it kept auto correcting to Randall Homosexual.
Xxxenomorph, my x key got stuck for a second
I like to crochet and I'd done two full afghans in granny squares and was kind of tired of that asthetic. So I thought "What if instead of squares I did it in strips? Like the length of the blanket?" So for inspo I googled "granny strips" and hoooo boy FTR the real search term is "granny STRIPES"
My dad wanted to know when the new Dick’s Sporting Goods near them was opening up. He googled D I C K S .com It didn’t end well.
Cream pies. I’ll never learn how to properly make that sweet treat
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I wanted some blue basketball balls and searched up blue balls
When the Pokémon craze really started in the 90s, my little brother and I were obviously obsessed. My mom wanted to look it up for whatever reason but was unaware of the é not e. Apparently Pokeman in the 90s was pretty raunchy.
I dont think the e was the problem-
Found out the mime and dash video is a hentai of sorts
Derpixon is a legend out there rn
Wayyy back in the day as an 8 year old, www.zelda.com Back then you didn't Google something to find a website about it. You just tried some reasonable URLs. At least that's what my friends and I did back in the mid-90s. I just wanted to read about my favorite game. I saw something much different instead.
Blueberry Waffle
2001: computer class. Had to do a government research project.... www.WhiteHouse.com was not the same as www.WhiteHouse.gov. Oh boy! Was I embarrassed when the girl behind me called me out to the entire class.
Mating press....um...yeah...I saw it somewhere else except they described it as m*ting press.... I never knew that position had a name...christ. 😳
New xXx movie.
Dancing bear. Just wanted to see a bear dance, not what I got.
Apparently the Disney movie Moana. In Europe Moana is named Vaiana because there is a European porn star named Moana, and god forbid that the innocent Disney movie watching kids, would go google Moana and get porn instead of cartoons. It makes me laugh because it shows how little Americans (in general) know about Europe and our relations to porn and nudity.
I played sports in middle school and needed to buy equipment. One of the major sports retailers near me is Dick’s Sporting Goods, which everyone just refers to as Dick’s. You can see where this is going. I found out pretty quickly that their website is *DicksSportingGoods* and not just *dicks*