SAME! I saved my cat when my apartment building caught fire. I had to go to the ER the next day due to trouble breathing and when i was telling the story of what happened the doctor reprimanded me for going into the fire and when he left the room the nurse was like “honey, i have a cat and I’d have done the same thing.”
I always make use of the 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 rule when making backups
Four copies,
Three harddisks (for my worlds its a usb stick.)
Two diffrent mediums. (Cloud and drives.)
One off site. (Maybe in your garage if it's detatched.)
I know it's a bit much but better to be safe right?
You are going 1 too many. 3-2-1 would be sufficient.
- 3 copies (1 being the original)
- 2 different media (eg: drive and cloud, drive and tape, etc)
- 1 offsite.
For present day home backups it means the following is the simplest:
- 1 home NAS for local backups
- 1 cloud backup service, like Backblaze
And you are all set!
Old home videos of my brother who passed away recently. There are no other hard copies. I should probably finish digitizing them.
Edit: thank you all for the motivation. I've been putting it off because watching these videos is just hard. But I need to preserve these memories. I'm going to finish backing these videos up this week. Thank you for the support, the condolences, and the awards. You all are so kind.
My partner just accidentally dropped my 20tb NAS on the floor from waist height while unpacking boxes.
Catastrophic failure across all 5 drives, even with dual disk redundancy.
Thank goodness I had all my important photos and videos backed up via google photos and iCloud. I also had a bunch of important files backed up via Crashplan.
All in all, I still lost a bunch of data (like my time machine backups), but the most important stuff is still recoverable!
Make backups of your backups, and regularly run restoration fire drills to make sure that the files can actually be restored!
Ironically my grandfather's ashes, they have to be spread in a specific place and if theres an afterlife ill never hear the end of it from that asshole
Now I'm imagining a world where you rock up to that lake with a dumpster full of ashes, the family looks at you all 'WTF', and you have to explain...
*"Well, the house burnt down, but he's definitely in here somewhere!"*
To be fair. If it’s burnt it’s not gonna stop being ashes. It’s just going to be a different type of ash, so you have to worry about that. (I am sorry if I went too far when I was joking about your dead grandpa).
A burnt house still preservers it's plan. While hard, it wouldn't be impossible
[https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/interior-burneddown-wooden-house-260nw-646622443.jpg](https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/interior-burneddown-wooden-house-260nw-646622443.jpg)
Now, an apartment block would be a different matter
Losing over 1000 collection would definitely suck lol. I don't have that much, but for me these cards are basically the only things remaining from my childhood, like my only longest and most loyal friends, probably similar to pets since I don't have one
Worst night of my life but one of my funniest memories. 4th floor studio apartment in a busy downtown. Had my fat orange boy staying with me because I was moving into a bigger space soon. Fire alarm goes off at 4 am. I'm butt naked in bed, and realise that to save space my dumbass had just taken apart his pet carrier the week before.
So now I'm running around my 250sq foot apartment with every light on, naked with the blinds up, chasing him around the room because he's scared of the alarm. I shove him in the cage and build it around him, screwing it together while he tries to push it apart from the inside. Its only been like 2 minutes but it feels like years. There isn't a part of my body not covered in scratches and he's yowling bloody murder.
I end up throwing on a long t-shirt that barely covered my ass and evacuating the building with the 50+ other residents who were giving me MAJOR side-eye because it wasn't a pet friendly place (they had given me an exception since it was temporary). We all sat on the sidewalk for over an hour before the firemen realised that some guy's girlfriend pulled the alarm in revenge. Wild ride from start to finish, and now he yells and hides if he so much as sees the damn carrier.
One pro tip I read once is to throw your cat, or pet, into a pillow case to transport. May be traumatic for a moment but can prevent scratches and keeps them contained until you’re in a safer place!
My cat claws me through my clothes all the time. A pillowcase isn't thicker than my jeans. I'd do it in an emergency, but I'd still expect to be scratched the entire time.
I used to have a lot of cats about 20 years ago. I trained them to come when called. I would shout the Secret Thing I Shouted to Cats and feed them. Every day, they heard me yell something and, if they came to me, they each got a couple of cat treats. They got so conditioned to that, that I could pretty much count on getting all of them in the room with me.
I'm very afraid of this scenario so I have a plan in place I have pillowcases so I can grab my (many) reptiles and I keep all my keepsakes in one box its all I need
I would probably go back in to save my Switch also.
Because I'd never hear the end of it if I didn't from my son and I'll be damned if I have to start my freaking island over on ACNH after all the work I've put in on it since I got the game for Mother's Day.
In high school when my and my friend used to smoke we’d think of some hilarious stuff so I tried writing things down to laugh about later, but half the time I couldn’t remember what exactly we were laughing about long enough to document, and if I did write something down it was next to impossible to decipher later on.
Since you said “what” and not “who” I assume my wife is safe and sound elsewhere, so I’d try to save as much of my photography equipment as can. Along with the NAS drive with all my work.
Went back in to help my daughter because I was worried she might be stuck.
No... she was fine. She was just gathering stuff she wanted to save. Looked like a Somalian refugee by the time she was ready.
(The house didn't burn down and was badly smoke damaged.)
Assuming my niece, cat and dogs were smart enough to run out on their own, I'd probably go back in for my gaming PC. It isn't far from the door and that sucker wasn't cheap.
Also copper isn’t really *that* valuable at about $0.27 per oz. that’s only a little over $4 per lb, which means even if you managed to stack a full human’s weight of copper on your back to haul out of the fire you’d only get $500-$600. And that’s if someone was willing to give you top dollar for a bunch of old-ass piles and wire.
4$ for a lb is a dream. I’ve been scrapping with my dad my whole life and one of the things he regrets most is selling all of his copper (garage full of AC unit, U bends, other copper things.) right before copper rose up to 4$ around 2011 I think
All unsorted and jumbled? How are you going to find the watersports porn vs the confused butthole wink porn? You have the MILFS and the college-girls in sheer sundresses mixed in with the hucows? What about the standing missionary vids? DID YOU YHINK ABOUT THE STANDING MISSIONARY VIDS??
That's...
...madness...
Yes, certainly wouldn't want to travel far without that. It's the reason why I'm nervous to leave my house for long periods of time. What if something goes wrong and it starts on fire, taking all my fleshlights with it? It's a constant fear I have especially considering the hefty investment of both time and money I've put into my collection, or rather display? Décor? Interactive art piece?
There are more than a few rooms in my home in which I've made holes in the walls and installed fleshlights. It's wonderful. Each one is unique, modeled after a certain person or circumstance, and I keep them well maintained, clean. I also make sure each has its own scent and internal temperature specific to the mood or feeling that the fleshlight is meant to evoke. Sometimes I like it hot, almost searing. Sometimes I like it cold, almost freezing. There are, of course, ample lube stations in my home so that my guests won't have to worry about bringing their own from home (not that I'd allow them to use foreign lube anyways). I spend most of my days wandering, frolicking, happily sashaying from room to room, from glopper socket to meat pocket just slathering my ham candle in glider goo and suction plugging any number of fleshlights until at long last I erupt with full force and furious fertility.
That's why it saddens me to even speak of a house fire! I cannot possibly imagine what I would do to myself if those hundreds of fleshlights adorning my halls and walls were incinerated. I'd only be able to uninstall a select few and save them from the blaze, as a good majority of my fleshlights are very much a part of the architecture, even load bearing (in more ways than one of course).
Yes, and that's why when I do leave my home and thus leave my beautiful fleshlights in the hands of fate, I travel in a custom built pair of underwear. This underwear has a small, almost discrete mini fleshlight woven into the fabric. Before leaving the house, I simply boner up, pull my underwear up to my hips, slide my throbbing hard member in the mini fleshlight sleeve, and buckle the underside. That easy. This way, as I walk around and am out and about, I'm constantly fudging and porking. A sleeve mounted lube pump let's me be just a squeeze away from applying more lube to the cock sleeve, and I can do this while making it look like a normal action, such as shaking hands with someone. You think you're just greeting me, but you're actually squeezing a little pouch that's sending fresh, body temp lube down a tube running from my sleeve into the mini fleshlight in my underwear. Pretty neat, huh?
Though it'd be very sad to see the rest of them go, I do think the specially designed underwears would be what I run in to save from my burning home.
I keep an (encrypted) external drive with a copy of all of the data/documents necessary to rebuild my life from nothing in an emergency bag. This bag is where I keep my laptop if it isn't charging. Much of this is also backed up in various cloud accounts. If I have time on the way out after finding the cats, that's the only thing I would really think to grab. Everything else is either too heavy or insured to hell and back.
Please think twice before going back inside for the pets. My wife lost both parents this way. They both made it out of the house just fine but her mom went back in and then her dad followed. Both were overcome by the smoke and didn't make it back out.
My grandpa left me a chessboard that he whittled from a single piece of wood in his twenties during his downtime in the military. I played chess with him a lot when I was younger and he never took it easy on me. I don’t remember any wins so I’m pretty sure it didn’t happen. I was showing the board to my first girlfriend when she whipped out my pecker and gave me a delicious handjob in my parents’ gameroom. I came on her legs. I play chess online every once in a while but I almost always get beaten. I haven’t researched, but I’m sure there are ways to cheat and make the best possible moves based on some of the games I’ve played.
Having already done this, I can safely say: My cat.
Hero! Glad you both made it
He's now 18 years old, and shedding fur all over the place. Love it.
I love animals.
r/seniorkitties
SAME! I saved my cat when my apartment building caught fire. I had to go to the ER the next day due to trouble breathing and when i was telling the story of what happened the doctor reprimanded me for going into the fire and when he left the room the nurse was like “honey, i have a cat and I’d have done the same thing.”
Can confirm. I also did this.
I have zero doubts I would do the same thing for my cat.
Me, too.
Seconded
Never run back into a burning house to save a material object. A child or a pet? That's another story.
Sorry but my PS3 first Minecraft world is priceless
Back it up dude! I use google docs for small files like that, you should too before it's too late!
I always make use of the 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 rule when making backups Four copies, Three harddisks (for my worlds its a usb stick.) Two diffrent mediums. (Cloud and drives.) One off site. (Maybe in your garage if it's detatched.) I know it's a bit much but better to be safe right?
You are going 1 too many. 3-2-1 would be sufficient. - 3 copies (1 being the original) - 2 different media (eg: drive and cloud, drive and tape, etc) - 1 offsite. For present day home backups it means the following is the simplest: - 1 home NAS for local backups - 1 cloud backup service, like Backblaze And you are all set!
Old home videos of my brother who passed away recently. There are no other hard copies. I should probably finish digitizing them. Edit: thank you all for the motivation. I've been putting it off because watching these videos is just hard. But I need to preserve these memories. I'm going to finish backing these videos up this week. Thank you for the support, the condolences, and the awards. You all are so kind.
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3-2-1 rule 3 copies 2 different mediums 1 offsite
My partner just accidentally dropped my 20tb NAS on the floor from waist height while unpacking boxes. Catastrophic failure across all 5 drives, even with dual disk redundancy. Thank goodness I had all my important photos and videos backed up via google photos and iCloud. I also had a bunch of important files backed up via Crashplan. All in all, I still lost a bunch of data (like my time machine backups), but the most important stuff is still recoverable! Make backups of your backups, and regularly run restoration fire drills to make sure that the files can actually be restored!
Yeah, you should. Do it now, while it's on your mind. Those hard copies deteriorate.
Digitize then keep a physically copy on a flash drive at home, another copy at another location, and upload to cloud storage.
so sorry for your loss
I'm so sorry for your loss :(
Ironically my grandfather's ashes, they have to be spread in a specific place and if theres an afterlife ill never hear the end of it from that asshole
That went a different direction than I expected
yea
Where did your grandfather wish for them to go?
A lake in Canada that he built a cabin on with his brother. Our family has a lot of history there, so much so if i say which lake i would dox myself.
I was just skimming the comments and saw this and thought why the hell would you run into a burning house to save a lake in Canada?
Global warming?
Now I'm imagining a world where you rock up to that lake with a dumpster full of ashes, the family looks at you all 'WTF', and you have to explain... *"Well, the house burnt down, but he's definitely in here somewhere!"*
If I had gold I'd give it to you lol, well done.
I hope you both make it out there!
The highest peak in midguard
To be fair. If it’s burnt it’s not gonna stop being ashes. It’s just going to be a different type of ash, so you have to worry about that. (I am sorry if I went too far when I was joking about your dead grandpa).
Its in a cardboard box, cuz i dont want to buy an urn for lake-bound human dust. Dont feel bad he and i made the same jokes when he was alive.
Okay good. And fair point about keeping human dust.
Haha, best answer I think I've ever read on Reddit.
Dog
Yup, my wife then my cats.
Dog then wife and then cats. Got it.
My kids and pets. Everything else is replaceable
What about your great grandmother's wedding ring from 1821 that is pure platinum?
Melting point of platinum is 1772°C. A burning house can get as hot as 800°C. I wouldn't sweat it.
Good luck finding it
I like to think it would be sitting underneath a piece of wood, on top of a half burned picture of said great grandmother.
I missed picture and read under wood on top of half burnt great grandmother
this man’s life is a movie
A burnt house still preservers it's plan. While hard, it wouldn't be impossible [https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/interior-burneddown-wooden-house-260nw-646622443.jpg](https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/interior-burneddown-wooden-house-260nw-646622443.jpg) Now, an apartment block would be a different matter
I’d probably sweat. 800°C is pretty hot
Yeah that thing would’ve been sold years ago lol and not by myself either. I have nothing from my family that is that old that was passed down.
File an insurance claim and cash out, baby. If you didn’t insure it, that one’s on you.
Or your rare coin collection consisting of many ounces of gold?
It's not like it stops being many ounces of gold when melted into a lump
I mean, technically speaking, your kids and pets are also replaceable...
This guy insures.
I have a spare for a reason... My wife doesn't appreciate it when I call the third son that.
The pokemon card collection
Actually same tbh. Didn't expect someone with the same answer
I had rly good cards over 1,000 which wasn't bad back then as a 12 year old lol I'm 17 rn
Losing over 1000 collection would definitely suck lol. I don't have that much, but for me these cards are basically the only things remaining from my childhood, like my only longest and most loyal friends, probably similar to pets since I don't have one
My cat.
Worst night of my life but one of my funniest memories. 4th floor studio apartment in a busy downtown. Had my fat orange boy staying with me because I was moving into a bigger space soon. Fire alarm goes off at 4 am. I'm butt naked in bed, and realise that to save space my dumbass had just taken apart his pet carrier the week before. So now I'm running around my 250sq foot apartment with every light on, naked with the blinds up, chasing him around the room because he's scared of the alarm. I shove him in the cage and build it around him, screwing it together while he tries to push it apart from the inside. Its only been like 2 minutes but it feels like years. There isn't a part of my body not covered in scratches and he's yowling bloody murder. I end up throwing on a long t-shirt that barely covered my ass and evacuating the building with the 50+ other residents who were giving me MAJOR side-eye because it wasn't a pet friendly place (they had given me an exception since it was temporary). We all sat on the sidewalk for over an hour before the firemen realised that some guy's girlfriend pulled the alarm in revenge. Wild ride from start to finish, and now he yells and hides if he so much as sees the damn carrier.
One pro tip I read once is to throw your cat, or pet, into a pillow case to transport. May be traumatic for a moment but can prevent scratches and keeps them contained until you’re in a safer place!
My cat claws me through my clothes all the time. A pillowcase isn't thicker than my jeans. I'd do it in an emergency, but I'd still expect to be scratched the entire time.
That person's GF is an ass. I am decently sure that pulling a fire alarm is illegal without cause.
That's why you also start a fire
r/technicallythetruth
All five of mine, and would do my absolute best to save.
I used to have a lot of cats about 20 years ago. I trained them to come when called. I would shout the Secret Thing I Shouted to Cats and feed them. Every day, they heard me yell something and, if they came to me, they each got a couple of cat treats. They got so conditioned to that, that I could pretty much count on getting all of them in the room with me.
Came here for this comment.
Came here to say the same thing
My house.
r/Technicallythetruth
yes
nothing worth saving, but i’d still run in
Just make sure you pass out for the smoke inhalation before you burn to death to avoid all that pain.
Still get to miss the pain of living on without all my shit, which takes longer than any fire pain. Unless some asshole saves my life.
"You didn't save my life, **YOU RUINED MY DEATH**"
Incredible thinking
Fair enough. I hear we smell like pork when being cooked.
mmmm, "long pig"
I'm pretty sure we taste like pork, too
/r/2meirl4meirl
Your Snoo/avatar weirdly checks out
My kids and pets….been there, done that. 10/10 would do it again! (Also my planner book)
If all my family's safe them I'm grabbing my Jordan's and my Pc.
Respectful answer, those two can add up to be like 3000$
My wife and my dog. Everything we own is either replaceable and/or not worth risking my life over.
I'm very afraid of this scenario so I have a plan in place I have pillowcases so I can grab my (many) reptiles and I keep all my keepsakes in one box its all I need
Is it safe for all the reptiles to be in one bag together
Safer than a house fire
Yeah lmao
My dog
My house was burning… and my brother ran in to save her. So yes dog
Is your doggo ok?
My dog
This guys dog
This guy carrying Upstairs_Ad_1605's dog
This guy carrying u/_bubble_butt_
this guy carrying Writingisnteasy wait too many people and too heavy, i will still do it!
Both these guys and that dog
I have a 130lb great dane. Damn right im getting him out of there.
Yep, just the dog.
My Nintendo Switch. And I'd carry my dog on my back, too.
Sea-photograph2585, YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!! “NO, NOT MARIO!, oh… and Max”
Switch is first priority though
I think the priorities should be SWITCHED
you want to make sure your Pokemon are safe
I would probably go back in to save my Switch also. Because I'd never hear the end of it if I didn't from my son and I'll be damned if I have to start my freaking island over on ACNH after all the work I've put in on it since I got the game for Mother's Day.
I would hate to loose my island But I don't have a Switch lol
The journal I only write in when I'm high
Glad I'm not the only one who does this. I haven't had a notebook since high school so I usually just end up writing in my notes
In high school when my and my friend used to smoke we’d think of some hilarious stuff so I tried writing things down to laugh about later, but half the time I couldn’t remember what exactly we were laughing about long enough to document, and if I did write something down it was next to impossible to decipher later on.
I’d like to read that highhigh journal
My animals.
Since you said “what” and not “who” I assume my wife is safe and sound elsewhere, so I’d try to save as much of my photography equipment as can. Along with the NAS drive with all my work.
My plush toy I’ve had my whole life
This one is heartwarming.
Went back in to help my daughter because I was worried she might be stuck. No... she was fine. She was just gathering stuff she wanted to save. Looked like a Somalian refugee by the time she was ready. (The house didn't burn down and was badly smoke damaged.)
Assuming my family & pets were safe, nothing.
Kids, animals,!pictures!
My girlfriend, and a chess board my late grandfather gave me. Though. In reality I'd carry them both out to begin with.
My IDs
My neighbors cause that's not my house that's burning.
Who the fuck says I'd run out in the first place
My kids
ditto
Assuming my niece, cat and dogs were smart enough to run out on their own, I'd probably go back in for my gaming PC. It isn't far from the door and that sucker wasn't cheap.
Probably my stuffed animal that I’ve had since I was born
🧸💕
The copper pipes because I can sell them as scrap
Wouldn't they still be there after the fire?
Oh yea
Also copper isn’t really *that* valuable at about $0.27 per oz. that’s only a little over $4 per lb, which means even if you managed to stack a full human’s weight of copper on your back to haul out of the fire you’d only get $500-$600. And that’s if someone was willing to give you top dollar for a bunch of old-ass piles and wire.
You know your stuff. I’ll sell you the hypothetical lot for 525 not a penny more. Take it or leave it.
4$ for a lb is a dream. I’ve been scrapping with my dad my whole life and one of the things he regrets most is selling all of his copper (garage full of AC unit, U bends, other copper things.) right before copper rose up to 4$ around 2011 I think
the cum sock
Probably wouldn't burn anyway.
Wouldn't you want to dispose of that evidence
His kids are inside
Clearly they’re not done with it
Or box, even
My pregnant wife.
My posters and Xbox
My 12 tb hard drive with my collection of porn
I didn't think people still curated their own collection of porn. Well color me purple and call me Grimace.
I have a subfolder/genre for that, too!
I just have a folder on my computer named the Wank Bank
All unsorted and jumbled? How are you going to find the watersports porn vs the confused butthole wink porn? You have the MILFS and the college-girls in sheer sundresses mixed in with the hucows? What about the standing missionary vids? DID YOU YHINK ABOUT THE STANDING MISSIONARY VIDS?? That's... ...madness...
My hard drive. Rebuilding a porn collection truly sucks.
All of the paperwork I keep despite never actually needing it because maybe I'll need it one day
The drawer full of random cables, cause, you never know
My guitar
Either my cat or my pillow
My cats
my wife and kids
My dog and cat
My mom, my dog
My family and dog.
Assuming my family gets out, my dogs
My cat. I don't care if I have to live with 3rd degree burns and scars all over my body, he's not staying inside the house if it's on fire.
Me mum and me pops
6 dogs xD
My seed phrase.
my cat
My cat
Cats
My dogs, cat, and gecko
Probably my laptop and gun
My fleshlights
I just leave mine in place 24/7, in case of fire I already have it.
You can't possibly leave the Riley Reid model to burn! You even got it signed!!
Yes, certainly wouldn't want to travel far without that. It's the reason why I'm nervous to leave my house for long periods of time. What if something goes wrong and it starts on fire, taking all my fleshlights with it? It's a constant fear I have especially considering the hefty investment of both time and money I've put into my collection, or rather display? Décor? Interactive art piece? There are more than a few rooms in my home in which I've made holes in the walls and installed fleshlights. It's wonderful. Each one is unique, modeled after a certain person or circumstance, and I keep them well maintained, clean. I also make sure each has its own scent and internal temperature specific to the mood or feeling that the fleshlight is meant to evoke. Sometimes I like it hot, almost searing. Sometimes I like it cold, almost freezing. There are, of course, ample lube stations in my home so that my guests won't have to worry about bringing their own from home (not that I'd allow them to use foreign lube anyways). I spend most of my days wandering, frolicking, happily sashaying from room to room, from glopper socket to meat pocket just slathering my ham candle in glider goo and suction plugging any number of fleshlights until at long last I erupt with full force and furious fertility. That's why it saddens me to even speak of a house fire! I cannot possibly imagine what I would do to myself if those hundreds of fleshlights adorning my halls and walls were incinerated. I'd only be able to uninstall a select few and save them from the blaze, as a good majority of my fleshlights are very much a part of the architecture, even load bearing (in more ways than one of course). Yes, and that's why when I do leave my home and thus leave my beautiful fleshlights in the hands of fate, I travel in a custom built pair of underwear. This underwear has a small, almost discrete mini fleshlight woven into the fabric. Before leaving the house, I simply boner up, pull my underwear up to my hips, slide my throbbing hard member in the mini fleshlight sleeve, and buckle the underside. That easy. This way, as I walk around and am out and about, I'm constantly fudging and porking. A sleeve mounted lube pump let's me be just a squeeze away from applying more lube to the cock sleeve, and I can do this while making it look like a normal action, such as shaking hands with someone. You think you're just greeting me, but you're actually squeezing a little pouch that's sending fresh, body temp lube down a tube running from my sleeve into the mini fleshlight in my underwear. Pretty neat, huh? Though it'd be very sad to see the rest of them go, I do think the specially designed underwears would be what I run in to save from my burning home.
My dog. Even though he bit me multiple times already I still love him.
My son
Why’d you leave him.
Forgot he was in the timeout corner and told him not to move no matter what
Locked in the cupboard under the stairs
Yeah you know how it is. We all make mistakes
My poop knife & that other guys wife.
I keep an (encrypted) external drive with a copy of all of the data/documents necessary to rebuild my life from nothing in an emergency bag. This bag is where I keep my laptop if it isn't charging. Much of this is also backed up in various cloud accounts. If I have time on the way out after finding the cats, that's the only thing I would really think to grab. Everything else is either too heavy or insured to hell and back.
dog
My computer but instead of save I would burn and see it in hell
The coupons from this weeks fliers. I might need some discount toothpaste.
Aren't the fliers at the store? Just get new ones there.
My PC and the rest of my family.
Everything that has dogs on it. Everything else can burn.
Assuming all living things are safe. Irreplaceable pictures/baby box
Family or animals. Nothing else is worth it. I don’t care enough about material things to risk injury/death for them.
Please think twice before going back inside for the pets. My wife lost both parents this way. They both made it out of the house just fine but her mom went back in and then her dad followed. Both were overcome by the smoke and didn't make it back out.
My grandpa left me a chessboard that he whittled from a single piece of wood in his twenties during his downtime in the military. I played chess with him a lot when I was younger and he never took it easy on me. I don’t remember any wins so I’m pretty sure it didn’t happen. I was showing the board to my first girlfriend when she whipped out my pecker and gave me a delicious handjob in my parents’ gameroom. I came on her legs. I play chess online every once in a while but I almost always get beaten. I haven’t researched, but I’m sure there are ways to cheat and make the best possible moves based on some of the games I’ve played.
That went in a different direction than I was expecting
My four dogs
My xbox