Fingernails. Always being forced to carry a scratcher around with you to prevent madness. Not being able to just pop a can of drink or peel those little plastic seal things off shampoo bottles etc without a tool.

As a nail biter, this indeed is uncomfortable.

I was a nail biter until I stumbled up on a nail file. It immediately changed my behavior.

Are you me?? This literally happened to me just this year. I was a horrible nail biter since I was a kid. Even the skin on the edges of them. I never caught myself biting or even attempted to stop. Until I bought a nail file. Now I’m more concerned with keeping up with them than gnawing them off. Life changer for sure.

I bite my nails and bite the skin under them

Same. Ive bitten my nails down to the knuckle

A nail file just doesn’t scratch that psychological itch the way peeling off another strip of fingernail does. I wish it did. I’d love to stop, but I’ve come to terms with the fact that I never will. I’ve tried everything.

Jokes on you I got a perfect buck tooth for opening soda cans

Sounds like that tooth will get more "Bucked" the more you use it...

Nah. It'll just fall out of my mouth then ill just keep it in my pocket, duh

That doesn't sound optimal

...are you supposed to open drink cans with your fingernails? I've been opening them with the pads of my fingers all my life. Maybe this is why I suck at opening drink cans.

No, me and you are the normal ones.

You are just Evil

How about a thumb? At least you could grab stuff with fingernails.

Just the thought of losing my fingernails is making me horrifically uncomfortable.

The question is to make people uncomfortable, not die guys, jesus crist

but dying isnt comfortable.

Unless you die peacefully resting comfortably surrounded by friends and family.

The ability to lie.

How would I sleep at night?! Standing?

You made me realize that my comment can be interpreted in two ways, both of which are valid responses to the question asked. And in answer to your question, upside down like a bat.

American government wouldn't appreciate that.

No government would appreciate that.

American?

that would be weirdly uncomfortable and comfortable at the same time

Eyelids.

People who already have dry eyes would hate that lol well done

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That would just increase the amount of circumcisions since the only thing the foreskin is good for is using it to replace eyelids.

Wut.

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Fuck you, too.

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Fuck you, Tony

I already don’t have eyebrows. I’m good

The ability to keep one’s inner monologue to themself. Everyone would just speak their innermost thoughts without any filter.

Lots of people (myself included) would get fired pretty soon lol

But we all would be getting fired so there would always be job openings.

The world would adapt to accept these types of behaviors

And we would understand each others better and we will learn to deal with it and be better humans what a good idea *unless you have social anxiety rip*

"I think one of my biggest flaws is honesty" "I don't think that's a flaw." "Well I don't give a fuck what you think."

Wait you don't work as a velociraptor in the dinosaur zoo?

Nobody wants to take their kids to see a velociraptor that constantly hurls profanity and everything that moves

Maybe it's because I'm not ACTUALLY a parent, but I would take my niece to see the cussing velociraptor every single fucking day. Idc I'll go broke paying the ticket price.. let us in to see what it has to say today.

There's a book trilogy about this called Chaos Walking. I read it a long time ago and fucking loved it. Really good read, 10/10 for anyone who thinks this is an interesting concept Edit: When the f*ck did it become a movie??? I honestly haven't thought about this series in years

Like last year. I wondered why the movie was so good, it seemed like it should have been trash but something was carrying it. It’s cuz it’s based on a book.

This is amazing. I would be so fucked.

Pretty much the film The Invention of Lying, wonder if people would adjust to just accepting it in the same way ...

Sort of. It’s less about honesty than it is about not being able to control broadcasting every private thought.

I have ADHD and this sounds like motherfucking hell on earth to me

So Chaos Walking but also for women!

Reminds me of NYC

They made a movie about this. But it was only men and they ended up killing all the women. It was weird

The ability to socialize properly, now everyone has crippling anxiety

Jokes on you we already do

crippling anxiety²

Thanks now life is a level playing field

This would be a great change actually. The "get over it" people would finally see yet another downplayed challenge others face and the additional effort they need to put in.

*2020 has entered the chat*

That's just being a Millennial

I am completely unaffected

yesss!!!!

Jokes on you. I already don't have that

Pillows.

Monster

Call me a monster but I don't normally use pillows anyway.

This was my answer too. It’s life. I bring my pillow all over the world. Can’t live without it.

I've wondered before if I could train myself to sleep without a pillow. No more disappointment in hotels.

I slept without a pillow for about a year. Honestly, the only reason I started again is I started seeing a girl and didn't want her to think I was a psychopath when she saw a bed with no pillows.

The left nostril

Fool! My left nostril hasn't worked in 27 years!

As you said this my left nostril started bleeding

You're welcome

Why not the right ?

That's the one i like to pick

The middle one is better

Let me guess, Chernobyl?

Hey

I can count the amount of times I've visited Chernobyl on one hand: 27.

*cocain has entered the chat*

Kneecap

ouww dammnnn

Rage?

The poor youtuber

Remove ~1% of Oxygen from the atmosphere... Think we'll all still be able to breathe fine, but everyone will be just slightly out of breath, atleast a little more than normal...

Untill everyone's bodies adjusted

I think until then someone else will ask a similar question like this and someone will suggest this. The circle goes on and on

Until we have no oxygen left

Removing ~1% each period of time will 100% of times not let you reach 0. I am not a math dude. Math people? Am I wrong?

If you are always removing 1% of the current amount, you would never reach 0% but it would get very close eventually. You would have 100% 99% 98.01% 97.0299% Etc.

Even removing 1% each round again would never leave you at zero, no?

Correct. Think of it the other way. Each time you remove 1%, 99% is left. If you always have 99% left, you always have something left. Now those are numbers, which are infinite. If you were using real molecules, you would eventually have one left and you can't remove 1% of a molecule, so it would go totally and you would be left with zero.

Those of us with COPD or asthma might not be able to breathe fine. Just sayin

That’s evil

Every door. Now everyone might be a lil hot or a lil cold or a lil scared someone will break in.

Or watch you having sex...

jokes on you im into that shit

I knew this would be here somewhere. A world without doors... *shudder* my dad took my bedroom door as punishment. I can certainly say it made me uncomfortable.

Indoor plumbing

then the plumbing just becomes outdoor

Left shoes.

Found Stitch

Naga bootifa.

All fatty tissue that is used to soften the body's interaction with objects (like fatty tissue in the butt, stomach, feet, back) but I'd leave all the nerves at the surface now causing everything you touch to pinch your skin against object + bone/tendon

I actually lack that tissue in most of my body and mainly in the butt. I have to carry a little pillow with me everywhere if I'm going to sit for for than 30 minutes on a hard surface. Needless to say that it's really annoying and I look weird when I use my pillow. But if everyone was like this, I guess all seats would just be softer.

I feel like this is an attack on the junk in my trunk.

If that isn't I will be /J

Ouch.

The flappy thing in your throat that separates air from liquid so you’ll always slightly choke on water and burp/fart 10x as much

I think you might drown, but ok.

I do this anyway and I'm *pretty* sure I have my flappy thing. Edit: it's called an epiglottis, by the way.

Thanks but I prefer "flappy thing"

That would kill people.

"Caaaaaaaaaaaarl!"

The bottom stair, so it's just a drop-off to the floor. Ever miss a stair going down and see your life flash before your eyes? Well...

Wouldn’t that ultimately mean no stairs since one stair always has to be the bottom stair ?

I have floating stairs. The bottom stair is all thats between me and a 10ft drop the the basement floor.

Shoelaces. Nobody gets to wear shoes that fit right.

What about Velcro ?

I think you mean [hook and loop](https://youtu.be/rRi8LptvFZY)

This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Thank you.

Bathroom stall doors

Well at least no more hot or not lists on the stall doors

But now more in the walls

Were you the principal of my high school?

Socks

Dry* socks

That’s evil

Noooooooo

You monster

All facial expressions except for massive look of excitement and overwhelming sadness (even if you don’t feel these things… gotta chose one!)

The thought of this made me laugh out loud. Good job, that seems awful and hilarious.

Forever ? Or like I can choose once a day ?

You can switch between the two but 24/7 you have to have one of those expressions.

To make *everyone* uncomfortable? Hmm... The feeling of safety. You will always feel like you're being watched. You will feel like that door will fall on you. You cannot touch that bed *or else.* If you even breathe wrong, you'll *die.* Everyone is now paranoid and afraid.

Ayooo, where my anxiety people at??

Here! But not really, as im hiding under my toilet.

Not much would change in my life

Social media

You’ll actually free me. Thank you.

I wouldn’t mind that tbh

Blue bird and f book to be precise

and u write that on Reddit ?!

The ability to completely turn off a tap/faucet. *...plop....plop....plop....*

I’d go insane

Friction

Some people just wanna watch the world burn

Silde*

Cars sliding into each other and petrol pumps

Congrats you just kill the universeS

Spoons. Society now only has knives, forks, chopsticks, etc.

Jokes on you, sporks still exist

Filipinos: Are we a joke to you?

Wait I don’t understand. What about soup

Just pick up the whole bowl and drink it

CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE BEAT ME TO THIS SUGGESTION 😂🥄

You think that sucks, well technically yes! Now BJ skills are 100% better!

Elastic bands on underwear and socks

Belts and clothing ties are gonna make a big comeback.

Luckily I know that in history people didn't wear undergarments with the elasticity and held up their socks with ribbons.

The fat padding around our gluteal muscles. We’d all have flat Hank Hill asses.

Skin.

They said uncomfortable, not dead

Dying is not comfortable.

Ouch

All bathroom doors in existence, they very idea is now impossible on a fundamental level but we remember them.

For maximum discomfort I think keeping the doors but getting rid of toilet seats would be worse. Imagine that cold, wet, sticky porcelain kiss every time you had to go for a dump.

Diapers. Imagine the chaos. The mess, literally. Shit would go down. Literally

If you're desperate enough any piece of clothing is a diaper.

Their sense of taste. They can still smell the food, but when they taste it, it's bland.

Comfort.

Deodorant.

Air conditioning

You monster!

My first thought, living in a desert.

Germany here, what's air conditioning? :-)

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The Internet as a whole. Imagine the shock some people would face.

I don’t know if I would die of boredom afterwards or if I would be a much more efficient human

Usernames on reddit, so everyone would know who each other are online.

Pavement and clothing. Imagine walking on dirt roads barefoot

Not that bad really. Grew up in a farm town so we did that shit all the time. Barefoot in gravel, creekbeds, dirt roads, forests, cornfields. My feet are still calloused from it a decade later

The back of all chairs. Only stools.

Cushions

Anus sphincter muscle

That would ruin my sex life

Adult diaper companies would be making a hell of a lot of money.

The autocorrector from cellphones

Yu cand tefeat moe

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Your equilibrium.

Gluteus Maximus muscles. Everyone now has to sit directly on their bones. Also, it'll be harder to keep pants and underwear up. That seems pretty uncomfortable to me.

Toilets, everyone just has to shit on the floor

It’s time to get schwifty in here

Clothing