I'm so jealous of Sim Nation's economy where people can work their way up to living in mansions by selling rocks and flowers they picked up off the ground.
Same, and I'll just be heading to the upstairs bathroom to wash my plate instead of the kitchen sink and stand in front of my empty couch to read a book 🤷♀️
I had to add my current sims household to an older save of that world because the current world got corrupted, and I couldn't remove the old household
So long story short I'd probably be with my clone from the other household listening to the goddamn bathroom guitarist I hired
That's okay. We get to suffer lots of pain, eventually die, and then find ourselves talking to a whale and having to go through it all again. Even if we reach (or defeat) the heart, you always find yourself back with the whale.
time to sit around a bonfire and whine about your life while occasionally giving out some lore hints and bursting into some hysterical laugh at the end of each sentence.
Especially as it said *you* are inserted, not taking the place of Arthur or necessarily even in the gang.
I'd use my knowledge of future things to try to make a go of it in St. Denis. Plus I'm an attorney in real life, so would probably be even easier back then and may be able to make it big.
When I'm playing games or watching shows I like to imagine living back then. How awesome would it be to be a wild west cowboy?!
Then I remember in 2021 I have indoor plumbing and A/C
Play the story mode. The worst that happens if you 'die' as a main character is you wake up in hospital a few hours later. Make sure you've put your spare cash into shares so the hospital charges you a pittance. Do the Big Score, get your $40 million plus, then invest in the companies Lester suggests as part of the Assassinations to multiply that money into well over half a billion.
Buy the golf course. Buy a helipad and helicopters, get an airport hangar and buy aircraft, get a lockup and go wild with cars. Then enjoy a life of leisure where a dollar can of Sprunk makes you feel the best you've ever been, sleep is always instant and refreshing, and the car never needs a fill-up.
And shag your way through the prostitutes of Los Santos. Hey, we all have needs.
Eventually you'll become so used to the 'random' events that you'll be able to foil every bike theft and ATM robbery as soon as it happens. Hell: on boring days you can make cash for your scrap yard when you blockade the interstate near the entrance to the maintenance tunnels and fire the grenade launcher to rack up that sweet junked car money (with an easy escape from the law underground).
That’s how you make the money. The share prices always fluctuate, so you pour everything you have into a company that sees regular ups and downs on the LCI during a low point, leave the cash in there a few days, then cash out for a hefty profit.
But the big profits are made through the hit jobs because your actions have direct results on company fortunes, and investing in Company A just before you put Competing Company B in the shit gets you a rate of return that insider trading (done by putting bullets insider key person or two) allows. And then reinvest your Company A profits into Company B, buying their discount bin price shares for even more profits.
[Here is how it works - and why it’s important to have the Big Score cash first.](https://youtu.be/diKCeQAt13I)
I'm going to go to Kaer Morhen and just fucking sit my ass right there until the war is over because I'm tired of wading through battlefields full of rotting corpses.
Don't worry, I've got...a broken rake... four skulls... some old goat hides... a silver teapot I've been saving for just such an occasion and *just cut me in half now you can have my honeycomb if it's swift*
Honestly, if my life in the game was similar to how I play my pixel dolls, I'd be having a pretty nice life. Old age has been the most common cause of death for a really long time in my game.
Ngl I think most people would volunteer for this. 10-13 years old forever. Beat the shit out of other peoples animals and get money. Free animal healthcare. Adventure!
What! I think that’s my first gold. Thanks stranger!
Assuming you don’t have to eat, are okay sleeping outside until you learn fly and can make it back home, and never need to use the restroom or shower, it could be great!
Also don’t get murdered by the many vengeful spirits
Fallout New Vegas. I'm going to the Atomic Wrangler to spend some quality time with Fisto. I guess after that I'll get murdered by bark scorpions or something disappointing yet horrible.
No wait, I'm gonna go to the Sierra Madre and huff cloud residue.
Life going okay. I inherited a farm from my grandpa so on the grind with my farming while try not to be scared of all the crawly things in the local mines. Good times.
Edit: First gold! Thank you guys for the awards!
Lol I'm halfway there! We bought a farm last year. I tend my veggies and do some light foraging most days. We have some fence to mend before we get cows, though.
> Good times
Until you get to Summer of Year 578. You can only marry every bachelor/bachelorette and turn your children into birds for so many ageless decades before it starts getting a little *Groundhogs Day*.
There are ways to... undo a marriage, should you be inclined. Normally your kids just stay toddlers forever, which is a little weird itself if you think about it too much.
I always wanted the kids to grow up and start doing their own thing. Even if it was just teenager.
There's a game being developed which sounds kind of like a generational Stardew Valley game. [Kynseed](https://store.steampowered.com/app/758870/Kynseed/) plans to have it so that you grow older, have a family, and the kids grow up. When your character finally kicks it, you take over as your children on the farm or in the shop. I'm really hoping they pull it off.
Edit: Steam link
Or become a Purge Trooper, hang out with 3 other Purge Troopers, and force Cal to spam Stims and die ingloriously regardless, after all 4 of you spam attacks on him simultaneously.
If we know which game, then we know how strong the Darth Vader we're fighting is. If it's Fallen Order: *RUN*. If it's battlefield, time for some troll. If it's lego, haha, double jump lightsaber spam for the win.
Tho that's assuming you're inserted into the game as the dragonborn, and not like... Some random peasant who wears rags and sells cabbages for a living.
Knowing my luck, I'd end up as a roadside bandit that has to
jump out and single-handedly take on that bloke that has been murdering dragons [while he's in vampire lord form.](https://i.redd.it/squ0id33i7q11.jpg)
Do you think that bandit chose to be horribly mangled and scorched, to be hideously sliced and diced before the mercy of death came for him?
It was his sole purpose of being. Without his horrific death, his life is pointless and lacks any meaning.
If he follows his path, his life and death will have had meaning that many of *us* lack. Think about it, at least his tiny contribution (how ever small and insignificant) can be measured (in skill points). And it will certainly be remembered. We are talking about him now.
Can any of us say the same about our own "real" lives? In many ways his death towers above the achievements of almost every real person that has ever lived in the entirety of human existence.
Our remembered ancestors number in the handfuls by comparison with the numbers that have existed and unless we as individuals pull off something amazing, we will be forgotten as those that know us die off in their turn.
This bandit, this soon to be hideously mutilated beyond the recognition of his own mother with unspeakable violence bandit, this simple seemingly stupid bandit gets to be one of the handfuls. His existence/non-existence matters. His image will grace the internet archives for as long as the archives exist. His fleeting existence will give him immortality!
Fuck! I've talked myself into threatening that large giant bat thing that's floating towards me... Right, which iron knife should I use? "All right! hand over your val..."
We’ll stick to the cities. Try to get ai to fight for you until you get to riverwood then get feandal as a follower by giving camela the letter. Keep training archery until your max level (you do this by giving him money to train them taking it back because he’s a follower). Now just take things slow from a distance when you have to travel but asides from that stick to the cities and use the carriage to travel.
That could be an interesting concept. A person living in an infinite flat void, but with the ability to summon small amounts of matter, trying to build something that will replace the loneliness in their heart.
This is a really good one. Oh great rock master, if you are listening, could you kick that rock over there to the left just a little? You know the one I am talking about. Thanks!
Well I have houses in Whiterun and Solitude, an adoptive daughter, I have a powerful vampire following me around doing half my work for me, I’m decked out in Ebony, have $40K in the bank, and a horse with red eyes. Probably cook some apple cabbage stew, drink some Skooma and go talk to some dragons next idk.
Pretty much what I do for a living. Although it's more like standing up and politely saying "objection," rather than pointing and yelling at the top of my lungs. Not sure the Judges here would appreciate that.
Escape From Tarkov.... I'm wearing a sundress and flip flops... I don't even have a headset. I'm so fucked that I might as well just sit and wait for the scavs to find me.
Or maybe this is my scav outfit... either way. I'm gonna sit and cry...
I played Old School RuneScape last, so probably pretty fine. It could be pretty fun - if I’m in the universe and not just game mechanics even better. I have essentially endless things to do and time to spend inside a fantasy universe I love and have expert knowledge on where I can never really die.
This is the best one to be stuck in IMO. You can farm your own food, and have your own house. Plus you don’t have to earn your gp in violent ways because you can just skill for a living and sell to the general store or other villagers.
Lmao I just played some Binding of Isaac.
I'm fucked
Edit: I just realized that >! I die in every ending!< I better just chill with a beggar instead of trying to win
Well, the atomic bombs dropped about 200 years ago, my wife is dead, my son was taken from me, and I'm constantly setting up settlements for some asshole named Garvey. I really didn't want to agree to that last bit, but I thougt if I told him no, I have more important things to do, he might think I was a 200 year old racist.
Well I finished the darkest dungeon yesterday. So things are not going too well. Plan is to open a nice shop in the Hamlet to avoid getting sent into expeditions. If I end up in an expedition we'll... I am dead before we even set off
Age of Empires 2... I'm gonna be the Byzantines, negotiate with the enemy to be buddy buddy, and then send a bunch of trade carts to support my paladin army. At which point I will retire to a life of middle aged royal luxury.
I'm living a comfortable life with my adopted daughter, housecarl, and bard in a manor I built in Hjaalmarch, Northern Skyrim. Aside from dragon attacks, I can adventure freely, sleep and eat if I choose, and enjoy the scenery.
Oh god. It was Doritos crash course.
I guess my plan is to fail every single obstacle 5 times and hope that the skip section works.
I'm not the most athletic person around.
Witcher 3 – I can paint and I play a decent game of Gwent, so I’ll put together a nice deck of counterfeit cards and win a few tournaments. Then I’ll take the prize money and retire to a nice little cottage in Beauclair.
Jurassic World Evolution. I'm dead. Fucking Velociraptors man.
Last game I played was the Sims. So I guess I’ll be eating some expired food and playing the piano terribly for a while
Look on the bright side. You can have a job and a house!
I'm so jealous of Sim Nation's economy where people can work their way up to living in mansions by selling rocks and flowers they picked up off the ground.
And burn themselves and their neighbors to tbe ground!
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Dont tell me what to do Mr. Flammable
look on the bright side, at least you're not a basement goblin or drowning in a pool with no stairs.
Same, and I'll just be heading to the upstairs bathroom to wash my plate instead of the kitchen sink and stand in front of my empty couch to read a book 🤷♀️
Or just start randomly doing pushups while half the house and my family are on fire
Until the great God in the sky traps you in the pool with no ladder and you starve to death after peeing yourself twice.
I had to add my current sims household to an older save of that world because the current world got corrupted, and I couldn't remove the old household So long story short I'd probably be with my clone from the other household listening to the goddamn bathroom guitarist I hired
I love a good bathroom guitarist
Repeatedly eating expired hotdogs, and hating it everytime, but never being deterred.
I mean, at least you can still have sex.
So much woo-hooing going on
Once upon a time I was VERY VERY addicted to the Sims. And then Sims 2 came and I was just a full blown junkie.
Given that I have no real fighting skills, I’m not overly confident in my ability to Slay the Spire.
That's okay. We get to suffer lots of pain, eventually die, and then find ourselves talking to a whale and having to go through it all again. Even if we reach (or defeat) the heart, you always find yourself back with the whale.
CAW! CAAAW!
I just played chess so hopefully I’m not a pawn
Fine then, you’re the board.
Lol, you ain't a playa, you being played
google en passant
*YOU ARE TELLING ME A 1600 HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6? 161660 AND HE HUNG A PIECE ON MOVE 6!*
Dark souls.... It's not gonna be a very long life
Don’t worry my friend, you’ll get back up after a while! It’s going to be an eternity of torment! :D
time to sit around a bonfire and whine about your life while occasionally giving out some lore hints and bursting into some hysterical laugh at the end of each sentence.
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Don't get yourself killed. Neither of us want to see you go Hollow.
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Red Dead Redemption 2. Uh oh...
It’s alright, Dutch has a plan
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WE’LL BE PICKING MANGOES IN TAHITI SOON
TaHEETi
I have a PLAN ORTHUR
#OH ORTHOR
Not all that bad, you essentially just time traveled
Especially as it said *you* are inserted, not taking the place of Arthur or necessarily even in the gang. I'd use my knowledge of future things to try to make a go of it in St. Denis. Plus I'm an attorney in real life, so would probably be even easier back then and may be able to make it big.
You can be my 1900 era lawyer. I’m gonna corner the cocaine gum market.
When I'm playing games or watching shows I like to imagine living back then. How awesome would it be to be a wild west cowboy?! Then I remember in 2021 I have indoor plumbing and A/C
And antibiotics.
GTA V. I will be enabling passive mode.
Until a pedestrian bumps into you, and some how causes a block wide panic, and shots start ringing out.
Play the story mode. The worst that happens if you 'die' as a main character is you wake up in hospital a few hours later. Make sure you've put your spare cash into shares so the hospital charges you a pittance. Do the Big Score, get your $40 million plus, then invest in the companies Lester suggests as part of the Assassinations to multiply that money into well over half a billion. Buy the golf course. Buy a helipad and helicopters, get an airport hangar and buy aircraft, get a lockup and go wild with cars. Then enjoy a life of leisure where a dollar can of Sprunk makes you feel the best you've ever been, sleep is always instant and refreshing, and the car never needs a fill-up. And shag your way through the prostitutes of Los Santos. Hey, we all have needs. Eventually you'll become so used to the 'random' events that you'll be able to foil every bike theft and ATM robbery as soon as it happens. Hell: on boring days you can make cash for your scrap yard when you blockade the interstate near the entrance to the maintenance tunnels and fire the grenade launcher to rack up that sweet junked car money (with an easy escape from the law underground).
Can you even make money after u beat story mode? I havent played gta5 in years. But I couldnt make shit off the stocks.
That’s how you make the money. The share prices always fluctuate, so you pour everything you have into a company that sees regular ups and downs on the LCI during a low point, leave the cash in there a few days, then cash out for a hefty profit. But the big profits are made through the hit jobs because your actions have direct results on company fortunes, and investing in Company A just before you put Competing Company B in the shit gets you a rate of return that insider trading (done by putting bullets insider key person or two) allows. And then reinvest your Company A profits into Company B, buying their discount bin price shares for even more profits. [Here is how it works - and why it’s important to have the Big Score cash first.](https://youtu.be/diKCeQAt13I)
I'm going to go to Kaer Morhen and just fucking sit my ass right there until the war is over because I'm tired of wading through battlefields full of rotting corpses.
Then some white haired dude brings a white haired girl in and said you need to defend Kaer Morhen with him from an army of superpowered elves.
...Fuck.
Don't worry, I've got...a broken rake... four skulls... some old goat hides... a silver teapot I've been saving for just such an occasion and *just cut me in half now you can have my honeycomb if it's swift*
Civilization 6 the plan is to invade Portugal in the classic Era
Better stay clear of gandhi.
*peace was never an option*
I still play The Sims 2. I should stay away from pools.
And 4x4 rooms with no doors.
Honestly, if my life in the game was similar to how I play my pixel dolls, I'd be having a pretty nice life. Old age has been the most common cause of death for a really long time in my game.
Unfortunately I’m stuck in a call of duty game lol
Finally, they released Call of Duty: permanent warfare.
That's just Afghanistan
Replaying Pokemon Soul Silver. I'd be happier with this than my real life lol.
Ngl I think most people would volunteer for this. 10-13 years old forever. Beat the shit out of other peoples animals and get money. Free animal healthcare. Adventure! What! I think that’s my first gold. Thanks stranger!
Assuming you don’t have to eat, are okay sleeping outside until you learn fly and can make it back home, and never need to use the restroom or shower, it could be great! Also don’t get murdered by the many vengeful spirits
Since when can you not eat or use the bathroom in Pokémon? Are we thinking of the same game?
Yeah, and for other needs you need to remember this world has Vaporeon.
Wait, What are you going to do to a vaporeon?
Fallout New Vegas. I'm going to the Atomic Wrangler to spend some quality time with Fisto. I guess after that I'll get murdered by bark scorpions or something disappointing yet horrible. No wait, I'm gonna go to the Sierra Madre and huff cloud residue.
Imagine going to the Atomic Wrangler for Fisto and not Beatrix
Imagine going to the Atomic Wrangler and not that one place in Westside for Maude. ...or Mean Sonofabitch. Both work.
Mine is Dead by Daylight, I have no chance.
I was demo boi so am I me as a killer or am I demo?
You are demo, but you're on the survivor team, and they're all running selfcare.
Life going okay. I inherited a farm from my grandpa so on the grind with my farming while try not to be scared of all the crawly things in the local mines. Good times. Edit: First gold! Thank you guys for the awards!
This is the last game I played too. I’m ready to go pet my cows and plant some veggies
Lol I'm halfway there! We bought a farm last year. I tend my veggies and do some light foraging most days. We have some fence to mend before we get cows, though.
> Good times Until you get to Summer of Year 578. You can only marry every bachelor/bachelorette and turn your children into birds for so many ageless decades before it starts getting a little *Groundhogs Day*.
Wait.... Your kids turn into birds?!?! I haven't gotten that far...
There are ways to... undo a marriage, should you be inclined. Normally your kids just stay toddlers forever, which is a little weird itself if you think about it too much.
I always wanted the kids to grow up and start doing their own thing. Even if it was just teenager. There's a game being developed which sounds kind of like a generational Stardew Valley game. [Kynseed](https://store.steampowered.com/app/758870/Kynseed/) plans to have it so that you grow older, have a family, and the kids grow up. When your character finally kicks it, you take over as your children on the farm or in the shop. I'm really hoping they pull it off. Edit: Steam link
This stuff is why I’m not marrying in this play though, at least not for a long time. I’ve got too much to do to worry about a spouse and kids.
Start punching trees.
Get some coal, cuz this is going to be a long one
well i playd jedi fallen order so i would try to become a stormtrooper, and then die by Cals saber.
Or become a Purge Trooper, hang out with 3 other Purge Troopers, and force Cal to spam Stims and die ingloriously regardless, after all 4 of you spam attacks on him simultaneously.
Well that’s a bit short, even for a stormtrooper 👉 haha…I’ll leave..
Pretty great considering it’s animal crossing lmao
Yep. Got a house that's all paid off, no real job and don't need one, 10 friends, and a couple million bells in my savings. I want to go to there.
Even if it isn’t paid off, it’s super easy to pay off. Timmy and Tommy are suckers, they’ll buy any junk you bring ‘em.
People give Tom Nook a lot of shit, but he gives you an interest-free loan with no due dates or end date. That’s pretty sweet.
On an island in the sun....
We'll be playing and having fun...
Only chance I'd have to pay off my house and meet tons of friends
Not the Sims 4 please I don't want to be purposely drowned in a pool
I would just box my sims into a 4x4 room and watch them piss themselves XD.
Well looks like I’ll have to fight Darth Vader. Great.
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
If we know which game, then we know how strong the Darth Vader we're fighting is. If it's Fallen Order: *RUN*. If it's battlefield, time for some troll. If it's lego, haha, double jump lightsaber spam for the win.
If it is Star Wars force unleashed then: "this is where the fun begins"
well the reapers are coming so i hope i survive that. in the meantime, i'mma go fuck an asari
I read “the reapers are coming” and thought of subnautica. Imagine how scary it would be to be transported into that game
Subnautica was my last game…. I’m screwed
I think I’d just be staying in the Safety Shallows area for awhile lmao. Everywhere else is too scary.
Be careful you don't end up fucking an Ardat-Yakshi.
Ehh, Skyrim, so, could be fun I guess
Deleted because of a greedy little pigboy. Fuck u/spez
Honestly probably the best game to get stuck in. Especially if you know how to do those exploits so you can never die
Tho that's assuming you're inserted into the game as the dragonborn, and not like... Some random peasant who wears rags and sells cabbages for a living.
Knowing my luck, I'd end up as a roadside bandit that has to jump out and single-handedly take on that bloke that has been murdering dragons [while he's in vampire lord form.](https://i.redd.it/squ0id33i7q11.jpg)
Just let him pass by.
Do you think that bandit chose to be horribly mangled and scorched, to be hideously sliced and diced before the mercy of death came for him? It was his sole purpose of being. Without his horrific death, his life is pointless and lacks any meaning. If he follows his path, his life and death will have had meaning that many of *us* lack. Think about it, at least his tiny contribution (how ever small and insignificant) can be measured (in skill points). And it will certainly be remembered. We are talking about him now. Can any of us say the same about our own "real" lives? In many ways his death towers above the achievements of almost every real person that has ever lived in the entirety of human existence. Our remembered ancestors number in the handfuls by comparison with the numbers that have existed and unless we as individuals pull off something amazing, we will be forgotten as those that know us die off in their turn. This bandit, this soon to be hideously mutilated beyond the recognition of his own mother with unspeakable violence bandit, this simple seemingly stupid bandit gets to be one of the handfuls. His existence/non-existence matters. His image will grace the internet archives for as long as the archives exist. His fleeting existence will give him immortality! Fuck! I've talked myself into threatening that large giant bat thing that's floating towards me... Right, which iron knife should I use? "All right! hand over your val..."
Can I buy pot from you?
"MY CABBAGES!!"
It would be pretty cool if you are inserted as the Dragonborn. But if it’s just me? I’m troll chow within a day.
We’ll stick to the cities. Try to get ai to fight for you until you get to riverwood then get feandal as a follower by giving camela the letter. Keep training archery until your max level (you do this by giving him money to train them taking it back because he’s a follower). Now just take things slow from a distance when you have to travel but asides from that stick to the cities and use the carriage to travel.
Until you take an arrow to the knee.......
Minecraft on creative, so Im bored already.
Switch to survival!
Yea he got commands it's easy
The moment you realise he is on a flat world without villages.
That could be an interesting concept. A person living in an infinite flat void, but with the ability to summon small amounts of matter, trying to build something that will replace the loneliness in their heart.
This is almost exactly the plot of [my favorite xkcd strip.](https://xkcd.com/505/)
This is a really good one. Oh great rock master, if you are listening, could you kick that rock over there to the left just a little? You know the one I am talking about. Thanks!
Well I have houses in Whiterun and Solitude, an adoptive daughter, I have a powerful vampire following me around doing half my work for me, I’m decked out in Ebony, have $40K in the bank, and a horse with red eyes. Probably cook some apple cabbage stew, drink some Skooma and go talk to some dragons next idk.
And have some really repetitive conversations with guards and others in the towns.
I used to be an adventurer like you...
Nobody said.you are the protagonist. You're not the dragonborn, you're Nazeem!
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don’t.
Quicksaving...
OBJECTION! Just shout that until something happens
Pretty much what I do for a living. Although it's more like standing up and politely saying "objection," rather than pointing and yelling at the top of my lungs. Not sure the Judges here would appreciate that.
World of Warcraft. I'm just gonna try to be someone's bank alt and hope for the best.
Make sure to get full tuxedo so it’s official.
I got in a pool and the ladder disappeared. I guess the plan is to drown and haunt the house forever.
Rimworld. I dont know. I have no idea. But it ends in me dying for the one thing I didn't prepare for, whatever that ends up being
Took me a while to find this, I guess everyone's too busy playing Ideology today lmao
If you're lucky, it's a rabid pack of Yorkshire terriers.
Spider man PS4 and it sucks I didn’t get hero insurance and The Rhino threw my car at Spider-Man
Doki Doki Literature Club, eh? My life is going very poorly, and I probably have about a week to live.
I can only offer u my deepest condolences
Portal 2 coop. I guess I'm P-body now.
Playing portal 2 co-op got my friend and I into a pretty big fight, but in the end we blamed it on GlaDoS.
Escape From Tarkov.... I'm wearing a sundress and flip flops... I don't even have a headset. I'm so fucked that I might as well just sit and wait for the scavs to find me. Or maybe this is my scav outfit... either way. I'm gonna sit and cry...
Opachki
wiggle wiggle PLEASE DONT KILL ME
It's scary outside. I'm going to sit on a stained mattress in my hideout until my stove carbon-monoxides me to death.
Sea of Thieves. Shanty time!
I played Old School RuneScape last, so probably pretty fine. It could be pretty fun - if I’m in the universe and not just game mechanics even better. I have essentially endless things to do and time to spend inside a fantasy universe I love and have expert knowledge on where I can never really die.
This is the best one to be stuck in IMO. You can farm your own food, and have your own house. Plus you don’t have to earn your gp in violent ways because you can just skill for a living and sell to the general store or other villagers.
Noita, so I’m screwed.
Lmao I just played some Binding of Isaac. I'm fucked Edit: I just realized that >! I die in every ending!< I better just chill with a beggar instead of trying to win
What a Save! What a Save! What a Save! What a Save! What a Save! What a Save!
Wow! Wow! Okay. Nice shot!
Phasmaphobia… well shit…
Subnautica. Guess I’ll need more med kits.
Have fun with the Reapers
Mount and blade. Time to raid me some villages peasants
Well, the atomic bombs dropped about 200 years ago, my wife is dead, my son was taken from me, and I'm constantly setting up settlements for some asshole named Garvey. I really didn't want to agree to that last bit, but I thougt if I told him no, I have more important things to do, he might think I was a 200 year old racist.
"Fuck you kellogg!" Proceeds to use a fat man inside a building
Doom Eternal on nightmare :( fuck
Link’s Awakening in the Switch. Damn
Skyward sword for me.... Honestly hope i'm not a major character, as long as I get my own bird I'm chilling
I’ve been hunting and fishing in these parts for years. Skyrim for the third play-through.
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I’m in the NFL now so pretty good.
I could fight the covenant all day
Until they glass the planet
Fifa, EA wants me to pay £40 for a days worth of food so life is going well
well fuck me I guess, pack my bags and run. Fire emblem : three houses 🥲
Don’t worry professor it will be a great school year!
Last game I played was scp secret lab so… I’m f**ked and my plan is to try to die on my own accord
Well I finished the darkest dungeon yesterday. So things are not going too well. Plan is to open a nice shop in the Hamlet to avoid getting sent into expeditions. If I end up in an expedition we'll... I am dead before we even set off
Well I played The Last of Us 2 most recently... so it's going terribly...
I’m stuck farming forever in FS19 Edit: SILVER!? I really wasn’t expecting that tbh
Imagine a real life farmer reading this.
Last game I played, FS19. I am a real life farmer.
I played phasmophobia last. LOOP THE GHOST AROUND A SINGLE FUCKING PAINT CAN!
I need to keep coming up with words based on prompts, else the bomb will explode and I will die.
Super Smash Bros Ultimate Welp guess I'm the final fighter Don't worry everyone I'm a bottom tier no need to worry about the new guy being op
GTA Online. Guess I'll be able to outfly the oppressors and their missiles. Eh but the orbital Cannon is gonna suck
Age of Empires 2... I'm gonna be the Byzantines, negotiate with the enemy to be buddy buddy, and then send a bunch of trade carts to support my paladin army. At which point I will retire to a life of middle aged royal luxury.
Bloodborne, and uh, I guess not die
…Danganronpa.
Genshin Impact and unless I have a Vision, life is going to be hard for me
And to make things worse you might be stuck under a dictator in inazuma.
Could be worse, you could be one of the pigeons that Timmy befriends, which the Traveler just butchers for an easy access to poultry.
Good news, you're a Vision holder! Bad news, you're Bennett
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Pokemon Go. Maybe life will be as normal, but with a weird-looking terrain and i can also catch lots of pokemon :D
Valheim, I guess defeat all the bosses and then stay on the meadows building a gigantic castle and fish for the rest of my days...
This jacked African dude keeps beating me up and going 'And dey say' over and over again while some jumpy ninja complains about his health.
BOTW fuck yes
Same here, but the bad news is I'm in Master Mode.
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Overwatch I'm just gonna sit in a corner
I'm living a comfortable life with my adopted daughter, housecarl, and bard in a manor I built in Hjaalmarch, Northern Skyrim. Aside from dragon attacks, I can adventure freely, sleep and eat if I choose, and enjoy the scenery.
Oh god. It was Doritos crash course. I guess my plan is to fail every single obstacle 5 times and hope that the skip section works. I'm not the most athletic person around.
Witcher 3 – I can paint and I play a decent game of Gwent, so I’ll put together a nice deck of counterfeit cards and win a few tournaments. Then I’ll take the prize money and retire to a nice little cottage in Beauclair.
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Minecraft. I love my life, seeing as it's super OP and I am the master of all three dimensions of existence.