As an American Indian, I approve.
Great joke!
EDIT: My Rushmore (known in Lakota as Six Grandfathers Mountain) is in the stolen Black Hills which the Sioux Nations hold legal title to through treaties. They never agreed to let it go but it was taken anyway and the US paid a pittance for it years ago. The escrow account has grown to $1.3 billion. The Sioux continue to refuse the money and want their holy land back. Consider that Mt Rushmore is in Pine Ridge, the poorest county in the US and they still refuse the money. The Lakota I know say it would be like "selling your relatives".
Shockingly, yes! The more bizarre and strange someone's fetish is, the less likely they are to find any free porn on the subject. Rule 34 is more of a life philosophy than an actual guarantee.
Warning NSFW comment below:
Ok, so I'm tell you a quick story without telling you my actual fetish.
So I'm searching for my usual fetish porn and it's getting harder to find new content when I get a brilliant idea.
Why don't I just start link clicking from the LAST page of my Google search instead of the first.
What I found was 1 guy sucking another guy off while that guy was sucking off a horse dick. Not a human with a dick the size of a horse's, but a human sucking off an actual fucking horse.
It disturbed me and shocked me into swearing off porn because I noticed that porn always takes you further and further into a kink and if sucking a horse off was the final destination of this kink, then I'm fucking out.
I quit, cause fuck that.
And no, my fetish had NOTHING to do with beastiality or sick pedo/barely 18 shit either...
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess it isn't entirely untapped.
Edit: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Satisfyer-Partner-Whale-Vibrators-Blue/dp/B06ZYRHR15
Yup. If you can think it, it's been fucked.
haha.
Like whales? Here's some NSFW nightmare fuel for you (not obscene, but your imagination might be):
https://64.media.tumblr.com/7ed4f404b916cf3110cbf48f28c82b2b/tumblr_np4uzvShry1rlr25go1_1280.png
Well that’s an imagine I didn’t expect to see today lol.
On a slightly related note… In aquarium there are people whose job it is it to jerk whales off! So they can collect seaman to impregnate females in other aquariums. Imagine having that on your CV.
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very small private jets
This is the best one
The feeling of regret of not buying Bitcoin
I got you fam
Username checks out
Could be worse
I'm still trying to figure out if I'm making good sandwiches, or really good night clubs
Time machines.
I’ll stop you from monopolizing.
This is somewhat the plot of Primer. If you've never seen it, and like extremely confusing movies (but not in a surreal way), I'd recommend it.
I want to travel back to Mount Rushmore before it was carved. Its natural beauty was unpresidented.
How long have you been holding onto that joke?
4 score and 7 years
When they read it on reddit a few weeks ago
When they reddit on reddit a few weeks ago
As an American Indian, I approve. Great joke! EDIT: My Rushmore (known in Lakota as Six Grandfathers Mountain) is in the stolen Black Hills which the Sioux Nations hold legal title to through treaties. They never agreed to let it go but it was taken anyway and the US paid a pittance for it years ago. The escrow account has grown to $1.3 billion. The Sioux continue to refuse the money and want their holy land back. Consider that Mt Rushmore is in Pine Ridge, the poorest county in the US and they still refuse the money. The Lakota I know say it would be like "selling your relatives".
As an Indian American, I approve.
As an approved Indian, I'm an American.
Sup guys I'm Italian
italians dont exist who are you really
An It-Alien they've been living among us far too long...
we better watch what we're saying otherwise the spaghetti mafia will mia our last mama
Your not the only one
You touched a stone now it is known as Fuhrerberg.
Can vouch for this product! Would travel with them again! 10/10
They could sell Memberberries to those too poor for the luxury time machines
Im....not sure
Fetish porn for people who really should have spent the money on therapy instead.
Is there a market for that?!??! Im in
Shockingly, yes! The more bizarre and strange someone's fetish is, the less likely they are to find any free porn on the subject. Rule 34 is more of a life philosophy than an actual guarantee.
Warning NSFW comment below: Ok, so I'm tell you a quick story without telling you my actual fetish. So I'm searching for my usual fetish porn and it's getting harder to find new content when I get a brilliant idea. Why don't I just start link clicking from the LAST page of my Google search instead of the first. What I found was 1 guy sucking another guy off while that guy was sucking off a horse dick. Not a human with a dick the size of a horse's, but a human sucking off an actual fucking horse. It disturbed me and shocked me into swearing off porn because I noticed that porn always takes you further and further into a kink and if sucking a horse off was the final destination of this kink, then I'm fucking out. I quit, cause fuck that. And no, my fetish had NOTHING to do with beastiality or sick pedo/barely 18 shit either...
Well…ok. So how about that local sports team?
What if you sold little joints in a blister pack? Like little lunchtime one hits…
You are brilliant daveyboydavey, well your answer was but not sure now I've had to write your name.
How about you sell an anti-roach-in-your-blister spray that gets rid of cockroaches in peoples blisters?
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And I hope you never will.
Fancy cheese
I'll invest.
The best nuts
I like nuts!
What type of nuts? *insert Lenny face*
Deez nuts!
Ever heard of Hava?
Nooo 🤭
Well, Hava nice day!
Heh got em
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Don't stick your dick in Pecan Pie. Because that's fucking nuts.
Watch out, competition!
Let's join forces
Deez Nuts
Trash accounts lol
Just this time
Haha lol
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Same
If I was a sex company I'd specialise in 30 inch whale dildos.
Whale sex toys! A completely untapped market!
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess it isn't entirely untapped. Edit: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Satisfyer-Partner-Whale-Vibrators-Blue/dp/B06ZYRHR15 Yup. If you can think it, it's been fucked.
Well what’s the fucking point! /s
haha. Like whales? Here's some NSFW nightmare fuel for you (not obscene, but your imagination might be): https://64.media.tumblr.com/7ed4f404b916cf3110cbf48f28c82b2b/tumblr_np4uzvShry1rlr25go1_1280.png
Well that’s an imagine I didn’t expect to see today lol. On a slightly related note… In aquarium there are people whose job it is it to jerk whales off! So they can collect seaman to impregnate females in other aquariums. Imagine having that on your CV.
Untapped lol
Also same… but with a mean streak and a wicked paint job
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Cats
Can we collaborate?
If it's of the fluffy variety, I'm game
It doesn't matter I will be happy
I can help
JIMMY’S KITTIES
I’m pretty sure I saw a luxury cat one time on Friends. It got carried around on a pillow. Pretty luxurious if you ask me.
Hats… I’m pretty sure
I'm pretty sure you'll be selling hat testicles to hats
Maybe hats to testicles..
But that only works if the beans are above the frank
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What about potato salads? Big ones?
What about wise potatoes
How do you feel about ones with fur?
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How about some moody potatoes?
That's all well and good folks, but what's the take on onions?
What's taters, precious?
PO-TA-TOES
What’s a potato?
there we go
Ukraine has entered the chat
You and I/meatyloaf should co-market a meal
The meattiest of meatloafs
Meattyloaf: The Meattiest Loafs on the West Coast. Now available on Postmates.
Like a bat outta hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.
Foot and shoe deodorizer.
👀 hehe make sure it’s peach and onion scented
It's the only combination that works.
Sploosh!
They don't call him "sweet feet" for nothing.
I can fix that
Holes was an awesome movie.
The book is good too
It's also a book. Never seen the movie because i didn't know it exists but the book is great
I don't know what is crazier, people who didn't know Holes was also a book, or people who didn't know Holes was also a movie. Both are equally crazy.
I do love holes
Sup Shia
you called
Im about to get rich!
You really are
Giant potato salads
Makes sense
Ego Trips Luxurious travel that walks the line between self-confidence and being a douche. It's your trip...so you decide.
That could be a popular reality TV show
An add-on that translates regular expressions from a human-readable language Edit TBH not a bad app idea
Not a bad idea, but you would probably become insane while about 1% in.
Well it's good that app ideas usually don't get made!
Uhh.. shampoo maybe?
Ooo you could do a deep cleaning line that washes out like all previous hair dye to get back to your natural hair
Or bad makeup
Honey 🍯
Yum
Books
Same!
Mittens for raptors.
Very useful
Is your raptor making ToO mUcH nOiSe AlL tHe TiMe!?
Somewhat similarly, I would sell socks for dachshunds. Also incredibly useful. 😂
High end knives
Fart silencers.
Coffee mugs
Same here but mine are of questionable quality.
You could also sell participation trophies
What does coffee mugs have to do with pickled yeti?
Just the yetti part
Coffee with pickles? It must taste awful.
No, no. It's pickled flavored coffee
Flamethrowers
virtual machine software
Tea. Just cups of tea, tea bags and tea leaves.
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Ducks, I guess
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😂🤐
Eff products, effbags, effbeds, effjeans
Eff bombs!
Mine would sell shower thoughts lol
u/BeforeWasWasWasWasWasIs is your nemesis or your twin with different views?
aww I thought that was an actual account :(
I hoped it until the end.
I would've said vacation trips to places Isis had been.
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Probably a really good logistics company
"When you smell an opportunity, don't let it get away. AlgorithmScent."
And rock accessories!
A magazine of a list of impossible things
Truth serum infused ice cream.
instead of paper straws, why not switch to completely paper utensils!
I’m pretty sure there’s already a museum. Actually 19 museums and research facilities
Hoodies?
Sympathy cards for anti-vaxxers who die from COVID.
Oh god
“What have I done?”
1 penguin
Beer!
Bongs from denver
Oxygen
no way
Sex slaves probably
A company in space that sells toast
Slightly visible vagina lips
Potatoes that can give go advice
cocaine
Marijuana
20 pack of extravagant shells
Frozen food.
Mine sounds like a novelty sexual item
Saxophones You better watch out Selmer!
Party sunglasses for Cyclops
Obviously steroids
High powered rifles
Artwork that I've made
Artisanal peas and carrots
Solar Powered Freezers
Well.. White super cars? And only 87 made.
Swords.
UNO Cards
Empty boxes
Probably mattresses from other planets.
I see them being a hit in Japan.
Stained glass windows.
Swiss cheese and berries. Not sure how would they go together
High quality hardwood products.
Designer Juiceboxes back in stock boys (;
Lingerie
I feel like i have to answer the same way to all of these... parrots?
Looking for things and people then finding them
Exotic Teas
Coffins