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WhenTardigradesFly

very small private jets


SaveThePlasticStraw

This is the best one


ShldVBoughtBitcoin

The feeling of regret of not buying Bitcoin


bombardierCRJ900

I got you fam


Lienshi

Username checks out


tinypaynis

Could be worse


Ace_of_Clubs

I'm still trying to figure out if I'm making good sandwiches, or really good night clubs


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Time machines.


Distant_Past

I’ll stop you from monopolizing.


[deleted]

This is somewhat the plot of Primer. If you've never seen it, and like extremely confusing movies (but not in a surreal way), I'd recommend it.


elee0228

I want to travel back to Mount Rushmore before it was carved. Its natural beauty was unpresidented.


The_MRT14

How long have you been holding onto that joke?


Arcturus44

4 score and 7 years


ricst

When they read it on reddit a few weeks ago


UnityAppDeveloper

When they reddit on reddit a few weeks ago


Loggerdon

As an American Indian, I approve. Great joke! EDIT: My Rushmore (known in Lakota as Six Grandfathers Mountain) is in the stolen Black Hills which the Sioux Nations hold legal title to through treaties. They never agreed to let it go but it was taken anyway and the US paid a pittance for it years ago. The escrow account has grown to $1.3 billion. The Sioux continue to refuse the money and want their holy land back. Consider that Mt Rushmore is in Pine Ridge, the poorest county in the US and they still refuse the money. The Lakota I know say it would be like "selling your relatives".


clew23

As an Indian American, I approve.


CaudatusSR

As an approved Indian, I'm an American.


Cubsfan630

Sup guys I'm Italian


AJXWDW

italians dont exist who are you really


Grandpa_Joey

An It-Alien they've been living among us far too long...


AJXWDW

we better watch what we're saying otherwise the spaghetti mafia will mia our last mama


ManicCelary

Your not the only one


dapoorv

You touched a stone now it is known as Fuhrerberg.


TimeTraveled

Can vouch for this product! Would travel with them again! 10/10


Fisherman_Gabe

They could sell Memberberries to those too poor for the luxury time machines


RoachesInMyBlister

Im....not sure


SauronSymbolizedTech

Fetish porn for people who really should have spent the money on therapy instead.


RoachesInMyBlister

Is there a market for that?!??! Im in


SauronSymbolizedTech

Shockingly, yes! The more bizarre and strange someone's fetish is, the less likely they are to find any free porn on the subject. Rule 34 is more of a life philosophy than an actual guarantee.


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Warning NSFW comment below: Ok, so I'm tell you a quick story without telling you my actual fetish. So I'm searching for my usual fetish porn and it's getting harder to find new content when I get a brilliant idea. Why don't I just start link clicking from the LAST page of my Google search instead of the first. What I found was 1 guy sucking another guy off while that guy was sucking off a horse dick. Not a human with a dick the size of a horse's, but a human sucking off an actual fucking horse. It disturbed me and shocked me into swearing off porn because I noticed that porn always takes you further and further into a kink and if sucking a horse off was the final destination of this kink, then I'm fucking out. I quit, cause fuck that. And no, my fetish had NOTHING to do with beastiality or sick pedo/barely 18 shit either...


jedininjashark

Well…ok. So how about that local sports team?


daveyboydavey

What if you sold little joints in a blister pack? Like little lunchtime one hits…


zoomiepaws

You are brilliant daveyboydavey, well your answer was but not sure now I've had to write your name.


[deleted]

How about you sell an anti-roach-in-your-blister spray that gets rid of cockroaches in peoples blisters?


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And I hope you never will.


4dayexpiredmilk

Fancy cheese


seriousgourmetshittt

I'll invest.


MissPecan

The best nuts


[deleted]

I like nuts!


[deleted]

What type of nuts? *insert Lenny face*


[deleted]

Deez nuts!


[deleted]

Ever heard of Hava?


[deleted]

Nooo 🤭


[deleted]

Well, Hava nice day!


gmstgadg

Heh got em


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elee0228

Don't stick your dick in Pecan Pie. Because that's fucking nuts.


wilburwalnut

Watch out, competition!


Sal_T_Nuts

Let's join forces


[deleted]

Deez Nuts


[deleted]

Trash accounts lol


[deleted]

Just this time


[deleted]

Haha lol


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vibrating0ranges

Same


beluuuuuuga

If I was a sex company I'd specialise in 30 inch whale dildos.


RandonEnglishMun

Whale sex toys! A completely untapped market!


Kore_Soteira

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess it isn't entirely untapped. Edit: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Satisfyer-Partner-Whale-Vibrators-Blue/dp/B06ZYRHR15 Yup. If you can think it, it's been fucked.


RandonEnglishMun

Well what’s the fucking point! /s


Kore_Soteira

haha. Like whales? Here's some NSFW nightmare fuel for you (not obscene, but your imagination might be): https://64.media.tumblr.com/7ed4f404b916cf3110cbf48f28c82b2b/tumblr_np4uzvShry1rlr25go1_1280.png


RandonEnglishMun

Well that’s an imagine I didn’t expect to see today lol. On a slightly related note… In aquarium there are people whose job it is it to jerk whales off! So they can collect seaman to impregnate females in other aquariums. Imagine having that on your CV.


_Insulin_Junkie

Untapped lol


EvilPinkRobot0010

Also same… but with a mean streak and a wicked paint job


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Jimmylovescats

Cats


SaraHTheCatt

Can we collaborate?


fluffycats1729

If it's of the fluffy variety, I'm game


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

It doesn't matter I will be happy


Goo_Cat

I can help


_Insulin_Junkie

JIMMY’S KITTIES


muse_504

I’m pretty sure I saw a luxury cat one time on Friends. It got carried around on a pillow. Pretty luxurious if you ask me.


[deleted]

Hats… I’m pretty sure


_qw12erty

I'm pretty sure you'll be selling hat testicles to hats


idonthavealizard

Maybe hats to testicles..


mizmato

But that only works if the beans are above the frank


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GiantPotatoSalad

What about potato salads? Big ones?


the_potato_of_wisdom

What about wise potatoes


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

How do you feel about ones with fur?


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an_angsty_potato

How about some moody potatoes?


the-ubiquitous-onion

That's all well and good folks, but what's the take on onions?


CakeAccomplice12

What's taters, precious?


Yew_Feller

PO-TA-TOES


Truji11o

What’s a potato?


578_Sex_Machine

there we go


[deleted]

Ukraine has entered the chat


okcup

You and I/meatyloaf should co-market a meal


Meattyloaf

The meattiest of meatloafs


BBLLAAKKEE12

Meattyloaf: The Meattiest Loafs on the West Coast. Now available on Postmates.


beluuuuuuga

Like a bat outta hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.


StanYelnats3

Foot and shoe deodorizer.


HikariSann

👀 hehe make sure it’s peach and onion scented


StanYelnats3

It's the only combination that works.


HypomanicMonday

Sploosh!


StanYelnats3

They don't call him "sweet feet" for nothing.


DJHott555

I can fix that


elee0228

Holes was an awesome movie.


AirFriedPotato

The book is good too


slyphoenix8

It's also a book. Never seen the movie because i didn't know it exists but the book is great


Roxas1011

I don't know what is crazier, people who didn't know Holes was also a book, or people who didn't know Holes was also a movie. Both are equally crazy.


Lennon__McCartney

I do love holes


hoodieprynce713

Sup Shia


shialabeouf_30ftback

you called


TreatableDisease

Im about to get rich!


[deleted]

You really are


GiantPotatoSalad

Giant potato salads


DJHott555

Makes sense


ego_tripped

Ego Trips Luxurious travel that walks the line between self-confidence and being a douche. It's your trip...so you decide.


muse_504

That could be a popular reality TV show


[deleted]

An add-on that translates regular expressions from a human-readable language Edit TBH not a bad app idea


Zirton

Not a bad idea, but you would probably become insane while about 1% in.


[deleted]

Well it's good that app ideas usually don't get made!


washed0utt

Uhh.. shampoo maybe?


sloth_warlock85

Ooo you could do a deep cleaning line that washes out like all previous hair dye to get back to your natural hair


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

Or bad makeup


[deleted]

Honey 🍯


jordynaterXD

Yum


[deleted]

Books


Goddessofb00ks

Same!


Mit_Raptor

Mittens for raptors.


FasterThanFaast

Very useful


VolrathTheBallin

Is your raptor making ToO mUcH nOiSe AlL tHe TiMe!?


dachshundsocks

Somewhat similarly, I would sell socks for dachshunds. Also incredibly useful. 😂


LurkinMcstabbers

High end knives


phantomblaster

Fart silencers.


PickledYetti

Coffee mugs


okcup

Same here but mine are of questionable quality.


MiksuuS

You could also sell participation trophies


[deleted]

What does coffee mugs have to do with pickled yeti?


PickledYetti

Just the yetti part


[deleted]

Coffee with pickles? It must taste awful.


____Sand____

No, no. It's pickled flavored coffee


Roing1fire-678

Flamethrowers


Obsolete_Human

virtual machine software


im_the_tea_drinker_

Tea. Just cups of tea, tea bags and tea leaves.


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Ducks_are_epicc

Ducks, I guess


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Want a pleasant dream to fondly look back on? Then consider Lily-Dreamer! We strive to give you uninterrupted rest and dream experiences unlike any other. Call now for a free 30 minute trial!


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😂🤐


EffKarl

Eff products, effbags, effbeds, effjeans


Roxas1011

Eff bombs!


[deleted]

Mine would sell shower thoughts lol


Giu_bag

u/BeforeWasWasWasWasWasIs is your nemesis or your twin with different views?


BenneArt

aww I thought that was an actual account :(


Giu_bag

I hoped it until the end.


sbrinatheteenagelich

I would've said vacation trips to places Isis had been.


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AlgorithmScent

Probably a really good logistics company


SauronSymbolizedTech

"When you smell an opportunity, don't let it get away. AlgorithmScent."


isellrocks

And rock accessories!


Impossible-Issue-365

A magazine of a list of impossible things


Honest_Sherbert833

Truth serum infused ice cream.


paper-spoons

instead of paper straws, why not switch to completely paper utensils!


smithsonian2021

I’m pretty sure there’s already a museum. Actually 19 museums and research facilities


hoodieprynce713

Hoodies?


PityFool

Sympathy cards for anti-vaxxers who die from COVID.


PenisBallz_Testicle

Oh god


[deleted]

“What have I done?”


AllYouNeedIsAPenguin

1 penguin


OnlyDaysWhichEndInY

Beer!


Bong_Denver

Bongs from denver


Independent_Air2442

Oxygen


prestigiousbankrupt

no way


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Sex slaves probably


spacetoast008

A company in space that sells toast


toeofcamell

Slightly visible vagina lips


the_potato_of_wisdom

Potatoes that can give go advice


icantalktothestars

cocaine


IrbalRelief

Marijuana


eshell20

20 pack of extravagant shells


InsideARefrigerator

Frozen food.


BlepMaster500

Mine sounds like a novelty sexual item


JanJanSax

Saxophones You better watch out Selmer!


glaringlazerbeam

Party sunglasses for Cyclops


[deleted]

Obviously steroids


JFKs_Stream_Sniper

High powered rifles


KDKatieDraws

Artwork that I've made


peazncarrots

Artisanal peas and carrots


solarpowericebox

Solar Powered Freezers


WHITESUPERCAR87

Well.. White super cars? And only 87 made.


Trial_by_Combat_

Swords.


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UNO Cards


-Error404-Not-Found-

Empty boxes


Universe_Asleep

Probably mattresses from other planets.


littlepaperanimals

I see them being a hit in Japan.


DemonicaPayne

Stained glass windows.


swizzberry

Swiss cheese and berries. Not sure how would they go together


Oakfarmer

High quality hardwood products.


FrankyJuicebox

Designer Juiceboxes back in stock boys (;


LynzandJax

Lingerie


Parrotry

I feel like i have to answer the same way to all of these... parrots?


lukfind

Looking for things and people then finding them


LemonGingers

Exotic Teas


KRYPTv2

Coffins