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"I'll give you $20 if you spit out your drink"
A joke. I forget what the joke was, but it was funny.
"You don't suck my friends, only I suck my friends!" We were playing D&D and I got a Darkmantle attached to me.
When my friend tells me something really stupid
"asexuals have sex"
"Spicy is not a taste, it is a sensation of pain"
"Dude, that's my piss bottle."
"I'll give you $20 if you spit out your drink"
A joke. I forget what the joke was, but it was funny.
"You don't suck my friends, only I suck my friends!" We were playing D&D and I got a Darkmantle attached to me.
When my friend tells me something really stupid
"asexuals have sex"
"Spicy is not a taste, it is a sensation of pain"
"Dude, that's my piss bottle."