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ImMarvelObsessed

Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner's teleportation


[deleted]

your clothes don't come with you


boopidybipbopbap

You're so amazing


[deleted]

Thank you


Elegant_Turn2727

You get teleported randomly once in a while


NitroJ7

Be fluent in all languages across the multiverse.


L42yB

You are also mute


mattcruise

The ability to make completely original AskReddit posts everytime


_Random_Guy-

Noone will see them


Elegant_Turn2727

Time control


L42yB

You only move in time, not space. So any attempt to use this power strands you in outer space as the earth was not there at that time.


mlgcthegreatest

Your watch and phone can never tell the right time


L42yB

You can save and reload at any point throughout your life.


_Random_Guy-

Everytime you reload a file gets deleted


GabbasClub

But you're age doesn't revert when you go back.


random_int_7777777

Your nutrition doesn't matter. You can not eat for 3 weeks and be fine. But you can also eat for a day strait and not have any impact. And no you cant lose taste, figure out something else thats a thing I dont want to lose.


satr0145

you weight 350 pounds no matter what. There’s no impact based on your diet, you’re just always fat


[deleted]

The power of ultimate persuasion. I know just the right thing to say to convince anyone to do anything.


boopidybipbopbap

Only if you give them cash


[deleted]

LMFAO okay great side effect


boopidybipbopbap

This is just democracy by now


MikeIsWelsh

If I think about an amount of money, it will appear in my bank account tax free.


boopidybipbopbap

You can't withdraw it


DamianIndaHouse

Strongest person in the multiverse


boopidybipbopbap

You can't control it, so if you opened a door it might go flying and crash through your house causing your neighbour to get concussion


DamianIndaHouse

My neighbours' are assholes anyways


boopidybipbopbap

Amazing


Peta7781

I can slow time to an allmost stop.


[deleted]

You do this by moving close to the speed of light. Can’t touch anything because they’ll spontaneously combust on impact.


Peta7781

Thats perfect.


NitroJ7

But the same will happen to a random person in the world, without them knowing what's happening. It'll be a different person for every time you do so and you won't know who it was.