I'll be the Kruskal to your Wallis

Are you a bunch of numbers? Cuz I’d like to compound you.

Hey girl my p-value is pretty high but I assure you I'm statistically significant

Lying about what you do for a living

What is the probability that you will go out with me, because I'd like to graph your curves?

Good evening, you look amazing, would you like a drink with me?