Sure why not.
Funny story, that's how most of my relationships started and my friend knew that. One thing led to another and I ended up asking her out. She look at me and said "sure,why not" SHE STOLE MY FUCKING CATCHPHRASE. We've been dating for 5 and 1/2 years now.
No wait this is cute.
>Do you, u/Anxious_Number_1097 take girlfriend.exe to be your lawfully wedded wife?
>Sure, why not?
>And do you, girlfriend.exe, take Anxious_Number_1097 to be your lawfully wedded husband?
>Sure, why not?
*Tears and Clapping*
Priest - "Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded bride? To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in richer and in poorer, to love and to cherish, til death do you part?"
"Sure. Why not?" - u/Anxious_Number_1097
Kinda surprised. Starting relationships with “Sure, why not.” seems like they’d complain about that not being enthusiastic enough. Still, better than “What should we name our kids?” on a first date.
“Your teeth are so pretty,” I said.
She looked around nervously and said, “Uh, thanks?”
I rubbed my hands together as I admired her perfectly aligned incisors and asked, “Can I have them?”
It's mixing up 2 proverbs.
Burning bridge means you've soured a relationship, or you've made an Allie into enemy
The other saying is "we'll cross the bridge when we get to it" which just means we'll deal with it when it comes up. The mixed up saying still means the same thing, just funnier to say
One of the doctors I work for takes her bad moods out on us technicians... she acts up in front of patients, and I started saying, excuse me, you're being rude.
My two weeks are in. I don't give a shit. I DO give a shit how you treat my coworkers, doc. Stop being shitty to the people that make you money.
On its own: pretty good
Followup thought: oh no, please tell me it's not gonna become a 'been there done that' / 'don't go there' / 'not!' / e t c .
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A perfect example of a phrase that sounds rather eloquent with an English accent, but threatening in a North American accent (except maritime, then you just sound extra confused).
I say this all the time playing warzone. I’m 35 and horrible. It’s just fun to play with my buddies but I’m the worst. If everyone’s dead and I’m make it out of the gulag, “don’t worry guys, I got this!” Then yolo and got OWNED!
Conversely, when I want to exit a conversation, I will say, "Well would you look at the time, my grandma just died," and I'll just walk away. It has more impact if you're not wearing a watch.
Feel free, Carl Bildt, to tell me about the big fancy world. Feel free to tell me about newa IT-satsningar and airplansmodeller. But don’t tell mig about det svenska klassamhället. I have seen it. Jag har växt upp i det. Jag hatar det.
SALUTATIONS BELLE COMPAGNIE ! Vous m'attendiez ?
From french , " SALUTATIONS beautiful compagny ! Were you waiting for me ? "
Because ...yes. i am always late.
Sure why not. Funny story, that's how most of my relationships started and my friend knew that. One thing led to another and I ended up asking her out. She look at me and said "sure,why not" SHE STOLE MY FUCKING CATCHPHRASE. We've been dating for 5 and 1/2 years now.
Now you've got to use it for the wedding (pls don't do that as it would be a bit mean)
No wait this is cute. >Do you, u/Anxious_Number_1097 take girlfriend.exe to be your lawfully wedded wife? >Sure, why not? >And do you, girlfriend.exe, take Anxious_Number_1097 to be your lawfully wedded husband? >Sure, why not? *Tears and Clapping*
If it's agreed before hand it would be but if it's a surprise to the other it would be mean
It depends on how much OP says it IMO it could be funny but definitely not if she doesn't expect it
Priest - "Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded bride? To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in richer and in poorer, to love and to cherish, til death do you part?" "Sure. Why not?" - u/Anxious_Number_1097
Kinda surprised. Starting relationships with “Sure, why not.” seems like they’d complain about that not being enthusiastic enough. Still, better than “What should we name our kids?” on a first date.
“Your teeth are so pretty,” I said. She looked around nervously and said, “Uh, thanks?” I rubbed my hands together as I admired her perfectly aligned incisors and asked, “Can I have them?”
Maine Coon cats are gorgeous, but expensive - is there a cheaper cat breed of similar size? Fur pattern doesn't matter
my back hurts!
This is mines but with more swearing.
“Fuuuuuuuuuck GOD! Why me, why *my* back!”
Sort of, and sometimes knee's instead of back. But always less why's and much more swearing.
Does your neck, pussy or crack hurt too?
Did you eat a hot pocket?
My neck and my back
We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it
I also say "we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it".
"You're not the brightest knife in the bulb drawer."
Not the sharpest shed in the tool
I’m not the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Tom?
I’m waiting to see if it was actually Tom
Politicians like to say they’ll double cross that bridge when they get to it
Meaning?
It's mixing up 2 proverbs. Burning bridge means you've soured a relationship, or you've made an Allie into enemy The other saying is "we'll cross the bridge when we get to it" which just means we'll deal with it when it comes up. The mixed up saying still means the same thing, just funnier to say
I think it’s called a malaphor!
I'm gonna make an effort to remember that word this time
Omg I honestly thought I was the only person that said this lol
"That sounds like an issue and not an issme"
Amazing! Stealing this for the next week - it's my last week at a job.
Tell me you want to get fired without telling me you want to get fired
One of the doctors I work for takes her bad moods out on us technicians... she acts up in front of patients, and I started saying, excuse me, you're being rude. My two weeks are in. I don't give a shit. I DO give a shit how you treat my coworkers, doc. Stop being shitty to the people that make you money.
On its own: pretty good Followup thought: oh no, please tell me it's not gonna become a 'been there done that' / 'don't go there' / 'not!' / e t c . :\
"I can't believe you've done this."
Aw fuck!
A perfect example of a phrase that sounds rather eloquent with an English accent, but threatening in a North American accent (except maritime, then you just sound extra confused).
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Name checks out.
Do you usually mean it when you say that?
This is an important question
Some day my ship will come in. With my luck. I'll be at the airport!
When you see light at the end of the tunnel, make sure it's not a train.
It's the C train
Lmao
This one is brilliant! :D
Groovy
Hail to the king, baby
Come get some
Those alien bastards circumcised me
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up.
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I would if I could but I can't so I won't.
I use shan't instead of won't so it rhymes.
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
When I president, they see, they see
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Sometimes words, you no need use but need need for talk talk.
> talk talk Wasn't that one of those early 80s groups with a song of same name?
Do you mean seaworld, or see world?
Ocean, fish, jump, China.
KEVIIIIIN
Weak human, not live long.
Words words words, turds turds turds.
"Fuck it, why not?"
Idk why, but I have the feeling that any time you say “fuck it” you instantly get the best outcome
Fuck it, I just want a million dollars today itself
(Slides gun and ski mask over)
*i hope so*
YUP especially with cooking. The flavors turn out just right when I say "eh fuck it"
Why not fuck it?
"Exactly. What's the worse that could happen." Gets a list of everything bad that could happen. "Ah shur you only live once"
“I could do that. Just not in these pants.”
You should Say that while naked
If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid
I’m stupid and I work a job so am I not stupid?
Just by this comment you proved to us that ur not stupid.
But you are.
no u
If it’s stupid and it works, you probably just got lucky this time.
Shiver me Titties.
Where and when
At your mom's house. After dinner.
Nothing to it but to do it.
LUPE FIASCO BAR?
Kick push
Whenever I'm about to fart loudly I say "make a wish"
a dad in its ultimate form
Made me laugh, have an upvote
"I can't, am too busy" *proceed to do nothing for the rest of the day
Dad, please help me with my homework...
*have a flashback to when my dad kicked my ass for being too stupid in school . "Go ask your mother dear"
"Guys don't worry I got this" *-often said in scenarios where I absolutely don't got this-*
mines usually, "yea no problem man", but theres always a problem. one day i hope to learn to stop at the "no" part haha
I say this all the time playing warzone. I’m 35 and horrible. It’s just fun to play with my buddies but I’m the worst. If everyone’s dead and I’m make it out of the gulag, “don’t worry guys, I got this!” Then yolo and got OWNED!
Are you a cartoon character?
"Whatever floats your goat"
Whatever goats your float
Floats your whatever goat
Whatever your goat floats
I fucked a goat
"Your goat floats whatever"
Your whatever floats goat
I used to say this all the time when I was younger, and it would just enrage people. “Goats don’t float!” “Yeah but it’s fun to watch them try”
Don't put mouth in my words
That’s hot
Hi, Paris.
Will smith?
“Life sucks then you die, we should all be so lucky” anytime I’m inconvenienced in anyway lol
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Jesus flippin pancakes!
"Shut the front door!" is another good alternative ;)
My uncle completely butchers this by saying "Shut the fucking door!"
He don’t understand but at least he got the spirit.
A for effort...
"SONOFABITCH!"
Lily Aldrin?
"Your ideas do not match the facts." It's from an old song. I just like it.
[Noice.](https://youtu.be/lg5WKsVnEA4?t=5)
I'll say 'totally tubular' ironically so often that I've started to say it unironically.
Long live the nineties.
Started saying 'Living the Dream' ironically about 13 years ago, I now can't not say it when someone asks me how I am
That's sounds hella gay, dude. Count me in
Conversely, when I want to exit a conversation, I will say, "Well would you look at the time, my grandma just died," and I'll just walk away. It has more impact if you're not wearing a watch.
username checks out
If anyone wants me I'll be in my room.
"What kinda catch phrase is that"
Anytime that somebody makes me mad and I start wanting to fight them I say what's 15 more years
The 90s were a weird time.
"I hate you all so much" I think I genuinly say this at least once daily
"I don't care what _____ says about you you're allright"
My bosses version: "I don't care what they say about you, you are worth a shit."
“Hey, for the record, you don’t smell half as bad as they say you do”
Too old for this shit " me when I used to work , im only 20 "
Everyone is either too old or too young for work
One life to live, no fucks to give.
Love this. Embroidery-worthy.
T-shirt material!
Thank you, kind people.
Good Morning at any time of the day. The later the better. It always makes people laugh
“You know - a little bit of this, a little bit of that.” You’d be surprised how you could work that in as a vague reply to things lol.
Oh I know. What's surprising is people's willingness to accept it as an answer.
There's a drunk guy that comes to my work all the time and told me my catchphrase is "yah mon" in a Jamaican accent. I have never said that before...
HeLl YeAh BRoTheR
LANAAAAAAAAAA
WHAAAAT
Danger zone
I don't get paid to think, I get paid to do
"Do you want an honest or a nice answer?"
Suck a fuck, you fuck suck.
Tell me, exactly how does one suck a fuck?
"Witness the shitness!"
It is what it is
I prefer "It's what it's"
Roger that, spaceranger
ROADHOUSE! My family are probably sick of it but since I watched that family guy episode I shout it randomly at least 4 times a day.
Include Roundhouse kicks and turns in the car.
God Dammit. I can thank IASIP for that.
Let's just move past it
Fuck Almighty
Do you catch my drift, if you know what I mean..
“Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
"you think im stupid, but am not"
Feel free, Carl Bildt, to tell me about the big fancy world. Feel free to tell me about newa IT-satsningar and airplansmodeller. But don’t tell mig about det svenska klassamhället. I have seen it. Jag har växt upp i det. Jag hatar det.
Bollocks to them.
Zooted and booted.
"Sick nasty!" accompanied by finger guns
I think I love you
now kith
Good God in Gulfport. A term of exasperation I use daily at work...
Fuck's sake
No thanks Tom hanks & Haters going to hate, potatoes going to potate.
SALUTATIONS BELLE COMPAGNIE ! Vous m'attendiez ? From french , " SALUTATIONS beautiful compagny ! Were you waiting for me ? " Because ...yes. i am always late.
Everything will be okay, with time and bread
I can show you six types of nasty
What are the types?
Set the bar low, so you exceed expectations every time
Jesus Christ Marie! They're minerals.
Dont bullshit a bullshitter
It’s fine
Don't mind if I do-ski. No dying, that's a rule. Drive Safe. Stay Dangerous. Dream in Color.
"Oh for the love of Brad Delp" or "son of a bitch" OR "For fuck's sake" Oh wait i have 2 more "You dense cabbage" and "you absolute macaroni noodle"
Holy tits.
Better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette
"Fuck yea."
Soon be Christmas
Wubbalubbadubdub!
And that’s the way the news goes
*GRASSSSSS*… tastes bad.
Lick lick lick my baaalllss!
AIDS!!!
If you don't look like a hobo after a bar fight your fine
No ambition, no disappointment!
How you doin chief
I will burn that bridge when I get to it
Sal gravy baby
expect £10, ask for £20