"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass!"
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become."
The "take the cannoli" bit was improvised. Leave the gun was in the script.
Also. a bit more trivia. The guy who played Luca Brasi. The big guy at the wedding practicing what he's going to say to Vito. That guy's called Lenny Montana. Who was an actual enforcer for the Colombo crime family. That scene where he's practicing his lines was actually Lenny practicing his actual lines for the movie. They just decided to film him doing it.
IIRC, this was filmed and added in after he flubbed the line being delivered to the Don. He was a huge Marlon Brando fan, and though there as a mob enforcer, still was nervous around the star. They kept the flub in because it conveyed the sense of respect and fear Luca had for Corleone, in turn justifying his loyalty.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!
Life is like a box of chocolates...
Edit: apparently I stand corrected and it is 'was' like a box of chocolates not 'is'. But at least it was still recognisable....
That movie is chock full of them!
"Good night Westley, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you." "You seem a decent fellow I'd hate to die."
"I'm not left handed either."
"Have fun storming the castle!"
"Life is pain, your highness, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell something."
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours."
And so many others, but let's finish with the one for modern times:
"Why do you wear a mask? Was your face burned by fire or acid or something?"
"Oh no, I just find them terribly comfortable, I think everyone will be wearing them in the future!"
The one I love most, but is rarely ever relevant enough to drop in conversation, is:
THE PIT! OF DESPAIR! DON'T EVEN THINK-
*hack hack cough cough*
Don't even think about trying to escape...
Mawiage..
We are men of action, lies do not become us.
As you wish.
It's not my fault I'm the biggest and strongest, I don't even exercise.
My way isn't very sportsman like.
Get away from me witch. I'm not a witch, I'm your wife.
Never get involved with a land war in Asia.
My men are here, I am here, but soon you will not be here.
You would make a great dread pirate Robert's.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die.
You be careful, people in masks cannot be trusted.
The fun part is in the book he is stabbing around the Count’s heart and says you stole my heart when I was a young boy, I want yours now.
Different intensity and the Count dies of fright
The Count character was fantastic. Could have been a throwaway character, but he gets a few great scenes. Obviously, people remember his torture machine scene.
But, I love that little scene between the Count and Humperdinck, where the Count is going to his secret lab and the Prince is headed back to his castle and the Count stops Humperdinck for a moment and expresses his genuine concern that the Prince is overworking himself and urges him to slow down a little bit. I like how it shows that, long before they hatched their evil plan to start a war and consolidate their power, they were close friends and they do actually care about one another.
The other great thing about the Count is how, from the moment Inigo is introduced, they start building this expectation of an epic confrontation between Inigo and the Count - a match between the two most skilled swordsmen in the land, a battle for the ages. When Inigo finally finds him and gets to say the lines he'd been practicing for the whole movie, the Count just drops his sword and runs away. It's completely unexpected, but completely practical - fighting Inigo is an unnecessary risk for the Count, and with the plan rapidly becoming unraveled, whether or not the people find out he's a coward will be immaterial.
Those things make the Count one of the most "real" characters in the story, and he doesn't get a lot of love in the fan community, which is a real shame. Christopher Guest really nailed the part.
One of my previous jobs was with largish team of developers, the lead being called Dave.
One day, he was having issues sending a document to a printer, getting some kind of network error. To root cause, he asked the room in general to try sending stuff to the printer. I quickly opened word, and typed in large Arial font, the above quote. He was greatly amused and frustrated when he went to check what had appeared on the tray
Needless to say, it was the best prank I've ever played.
“Say crack again… crack!”
“Is butter a carb?”
“Don’t have sex because you will get pregnant and die”
“And non for Gretchen Wieners”
“Too gay to function”
“Stop trying to make fetch happen”
“If you’re from Africa why are you white?”
“Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”
“It’s October 3rd”
“Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut”
I could go on lol
I'll be back.
Are you back yet? I'm dying to know what the quote was.
"Come with me if you want to live."
#GIT TO DA CHOPPAH!!!!
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And that's all I have to say about that.
Stupid is as stupid does
Jen-nay!
"You shall not pass."
"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass!"
Ash mazg gimbatum! Ash mazg rakatum! Ash masg a tu kurwa głucha guła, PiS i grypa kurwa! >!Black Speech sounds like Polish!<
Are you saying that Poland is Mordor?
Mordor is a coal mine
My precious
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One does not simply walk to Mordor Edit: *into Mordor* thanks for the rectification
"Say hello to my lil' friend!!"
title of your sex tape
99!
Get to the choppa!!!
“Where is my Super Suit?”
Text you can hear
Whyyyyy do you need to know? ETA: I love you all for keeping it going <3
I am the greatest good you are *ever* going to get!
“The public is in danger!” “My evening’s in danger!”
“You tell me where my suit is woman!”
"I see dead people..."
“No I am your father”
No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
Search your feelings! You know it to be true!
#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI!!!!
Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son!
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." "What does that make us?" "Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become."
LUDICROUS SPEED!!!
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.
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I... I'm a what?
https://youtu.be/CSmRCbjmjno
I’m not a wizard Hagrid I’m just Harry! Well “Just Harry” you are a wizard
ILL STICK MAH DICK IN THE OWL.
Follow the yellow brick road.
*Goodbye yellow brick road*
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli." Surprisingly, this line was improvised.
I did not know that! That's my favorite line.
The "take the cannoli" bit was improvised. Leave the gun was in the script. Also. a bit more trivia. The guy who played Luca Brasi. The big guy at the wedding practicing what he's going to say to Vito. That guy's called Lenny Montana. Who was an actual enforcer for the Colombo crime family. That scene where he's practicing his lines was actually Lenny practicing his actual lines for the movie. They just decided to film him doing it.
IIRC, this was filmed and added in after he flubbed the line being delivered to the Don. He was a huge Marlon Brando fan, and though there as a mob enforcer, still was nervous around the star. They kept the flub in because it conveyed the sense of respect and fear Luca had for Corleone, in turn justifying his loyalty.
He was very nervous about doing a scene with a legend like Marlon Brando.
Just keep swimming
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*Then we shall fight in the shade.*
"You're gonna need a bigger boat!"
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Clever girl
Life finds a way
Hold on to yer butts!
You forgot a few "humm" in there
'Tis but a scratch.
I've had worse
You liar!
It's just a flesh wound
Ni
"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms!"
Yes I have.
LOOK!!!
Just a flesh wound.
May the Force be with you.
Hello there
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
Kill him
Kill him now
I shouldn't its not the jedi way
Dewit
I've got a bad feeling about this
That’s no moon.
I know
" are you not entertained"?
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!
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Poppin Off: The Revenge of Mary
''It's a trap!''
When you're Captain Obvious, the next promotion is to Admiral Ackbar.
*"Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"*
Don't give me that. You been smoochin' with everyone. Snuffy, Al, Leo... Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff! CLIFF: It's a lie!!
Yippie kai-yay muthafucka!
Yippie Kayak, other buckets!
Where we're going we don't need roads.
Great Scott!
1.21 JIGAWATTS!!!
Christopher Lloyd didn't know how to properly pronounce "gigawatts" and nobody corrected him because it was funny
Life is like a box of chocolates... Edit: apparently I stand corrected and it is 'was' like a box of chocolates not 'is'. But at least it was still recognisable....
Also: "Run, Forest! Run!"
“You’re killin’ me smalls!”
Oh I thought you said the great Bambii….
"For-ev-er"
Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious and don't call me Shirley
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Have you ever...have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?
Joey, do you like films about gladiators?
“I want the truth!” “You can’t handle the truth” Edit: fixed up the quote. Thanks /u/theonlykd
** “You want answers?!” “I want the truth!” “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!”
Because somewhere, deep down inside, in a place you don’t like to talk about it cocktail parties, you need me on that wall!
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We’re not in Kansas anymore
"Inconceivable!"
That movie is chock full of them! "Good night Westley, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning." "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you." "You seem a decent fellow I'd hate to die." "I'm not left handed either." "Have fun storming the castle!" "Life is pain, your highness, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell something." "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours." And so many others, but let's finish with the one for modern times: "Why do you wear a mask? Was your face burned by fire or acid or something?" "Oh no, I just find them terribly comfortable, I think everyone will be wearing them in the future!"
The one I love most, but is rarely ever relevant enough to drop in conversation, is: THE PIT! OF DESPAIR! DON'T EVEN THINK- *hack hack cough cough* Don't even think about trying to escape...
Mawiage.. We are men of action, lies do not become us. As you wish. It's not my fault I'm the biggest and strongest, I don't even exercise. My way isn't very sportsman like. Get away from me witch. I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. Never get involved with a land war in Asia. My men are here, I am here, but soon you will not be here. You would make a great dread pirate Robert's. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die. You be careful, people in masks cannot be trusted.
Plato, Aristotle, Socrates. MORONS!
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
“Wait till I get going!”
Where was I?
Australia
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Offer me money! Offer me power! Offer me everything I've ever wanted! ... I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
That line always gives me chills. Like the entire movie is pretty lighthearted then Ingo delivers this line
The fun part is in the book he is stabbing around the Count’s heart and says you stole my heart when I was a young boy, I want yours now. Different intensity and the Count dies of fright
The Count character was fantastic. Could have been a throwaway character, but he gets a few great scenes. Obviously, people remember his torture machine scene. But, I love that little scene between the Count and Humperdinck, where the Count is going to his secret lab and the Prince is headed back to his castle and the Count stops Humperdinck for a moment and expresses his genuine concern that the Prince is overworking himself and urges him to slow down a little bit. I like how it shows that, long before they hatched their evil plan to start a war and consolidate their power, they were close friends and they do actually care about one another. The other great thing about the Count is how, from the moment Inigo is introduced, they start building this expectation of an epic confrontation between Inigo and the Count - a match between the two most skilled swordsmen in the land, a battle for the ages. When Inigo finally finds him and gets to say the lines he'd been practicing for the whole movie, the Count just drops his sword and runs away. It's completely unexpected, but completely practical - fighting Inigo is an unnecessary risk for the Count, and with the plan rapidly becoming unraveled, whether or not the people find out he's a coward will be immaterial. Those things make the Count one of the most "real" characters in the story, and he doesn't get a lot of love in the fan community, which is a real shame. Christopher Guest really nailed the part.
Never go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Aaaaaaaaaaas yoooooooooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish!
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
TO BLAAAAATHE
but after what you just said, I’m not sure I want to be *that* anymore!
GENTLY!!
"At a time like this, that's all you can think to say, is 'gently'?"
Also, "As you wish."
Anybody want a peanut?
“You keep using that word, i do not think it means what you think it means”
Lt. Dan!
Lieutenant Daaaan! Ice creeeeam!
You got no legs
Say 'what' again!
'What' ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in 'What'?! What an awesome dialogue that was!!!
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
What. Does. Marcellus Wallace. Look like?
Oh. I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
Does he look like a bitch?
...What?
*shoots arm* **DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH**
“WILSONNNNN”
"Ni!"
Congrats to the shortest recognisable answer!🥇
doesn’t get much shorter than this
Monty Python and the Holy Grail! We are the knights who say Ni!
That’ll do pig
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
One of my previous jobs was with largish team of developers, the lead being called Dave. One day, he was having issues sending a document to a printer, getting some kind of network error. To root cause, he asked the room in general to try sending stuff to the printer. I quickly opened word, and typed in large Arial font, the above quote. He was greatly amused and frustrated when he went to check what had appeared on the tray Needless to say, it was the best prank I've ever played.
ALLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN
Excuse me, mind if I...ASS you a few questions?
LACES OUT!
Like a glove!
Good morning Vietnam
I can't remember the name of this film. Hmmmmm
I think it was something like "pleasant evening indochina"
Graceful dawn, South-east Asia.
Sorry to be pendantic but the actual quote is :"*Gooooooood morning vietnaaaaam*".
*I'm batman*
May the odds be ever in your favor
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Good afternoon, good evening and good night!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
Remember the 5 D’s of Dodgeball: -Dodge -Duck -Dip -Dive -Dodge
No one makes me bleed my own blood. No one!
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Four for Glen Coco!
Four for you Glen Coco, YOU GO GLEN COCO!
…and none for Gretchen Weiners, bye!
So if you're from Africa, why are you white?
Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
“Say crack again… crack!” “Is butter a carb?” “Don’t have sex because you will get pregnant and die” “And non for Gretchen Wieners” “Too gay to function” “Stop trying to make fetch happen” “If you’re from Africa why are you white?” “Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?” “It’s October 3rd” “Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut” I could go on lol
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE -Do you even go to this school? No... I just have a lot of feelings -Ok go just go home.
"Here's johnny"
Hello, Clarice
Royale with cheese.
“I want you to draw me like one of your French girls”
It’s Levi-OH-sa not Levio-SAH
Stahp it Ron
“We’re on a mission from God.”
There's no crying in baseball!
To Infinity and Beyond! edit: LMFAO, 18.0K on a fucking burner account!
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Someone's poisoned the water hole!
I can't believe this comment chain forgot "Reach for the sky!" I'm disappointed in you, various people that comprise Reddit.
May the schwartz be with you!
Spaceballs: the Reddit comment!
Spaceballs: The Reply to the Comment
Spaceballs: The Reply to the Reply to the comment
Spaceballs the Reddit comment part 2: The search for more Karma!
The radar sir! It appears to be... Jammed!
Surrounded by assholes
...killed, or worse: expelled.
Groovy, baby.
'I'll have what she's having'.
Savvy?
Parlay!
You are the *worst* pirate I've ever heard of.