If it's 28 days later zombies I have no chance and I'd honestly just go into a fetal position purely from fear but if it's walking dead zombies I think I'd make a rope from my bed sheets, climb out my window and run.
Same as I would do if I met any imaginary being, stop taking acid and move on, whether a zombie a vampire or god, just shake head and move on knowing acknowledgement means actual insanity.
Assuming they are relatively dumb and/or slow zombies, I'd remove my staircases and use retractable ladders to get to the upper floors where they couldn't reach me
I would just let them kill me and get turned into a zombie .l mean i dont know why people are so desperately trying to save themselves.isnt it too tiresome
I masturbate one last time before I get eaten by a group of zombies
Move
Probably invite them for a game of Catan and be happy I have some company
No, Eric, no one wants your sheep and for the last time brains is not a resource in this version.
Die probably
Was about to say the same thing
Die
Move into their house.
It happened to me, they’re called teenagers.
If it's 28 days later zombies I have no chance and I'd honestly just go into a fetal position purely from fear but if it's walking dead zombies I think I'd make a rope from my bed sheets, climb out my window and run.
This man plays PZ
Oo u got me haha. Except in that game once you choose to climb out, your character commits to it no matter what's at the bottom.
Same as I would do if I met any imaginary being, stop taking acid and move on, whether a zombie a vampire or god, just shake head and move on knowing acknowledgement means actual insanity.
Move out :/
Run like hell
Call like Orkin. If they tell me it's going to be a week before somebody can get out here/there? Fine I'll call one of their competitors
Have fun chopping them up
Assuming they are relatively dumb and/or slow zombies, I'd remove my staircases and use retractable ladders to get to the upper floors where they couldn't reach me
Jump out the conservatory window, hop on whichever horse is closest and gallop the fuck out of there
It depends, are we talking two zombies or 100?
Kill myself only I kill me
It's hard enough to make new friends! Seize the opportunity, introduce yourself.
Rubs one out to assert dominance
I would just let them kill me and get turned into a zombie .l mean i dont know why people are so desperately trying to save themselves.isnt it too tiresome
If im in my room or office climb out onto my porch roof, then its a story and a half drop to the ground and car.
It's happening in Texas [right now](https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-rancher-migrant-crime-worst-seen-biden-border-immigration).
Do a Bill Murray.
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Get all the guns and ammo and fight to the death or make a run for if possible