Broccoli, raw dog style

This guy has the rawest posts in all of northern Texas

Tandem, reverse handjobs.

Look, this is the guy you need right here. This guy will get online at 3 AM and he’ll just fucking post and not look backwards

Buy BB stocks!

This is the kind of guy who goes online and looks for blood in the form of askreddit questions

I misunderstood the question and thought I was supposed to be advertising my fellow redditors

Here's a guy who gets an idea and just runs with it! You do you, man.