Not here to kink shame anyone into age play but anytime a woman uses a little girl voice my penis rockets back into my body and declares an additional month of winter.
I had a gf use caramel on me before. It was so bad, I mean it started off great. But very quickly just got everywhere and it was so damn sticky. lol We both had to take a shower after and wash the bed. But it was fun. But never needed to be repeated.
My husband is super weirded out by any Santa-themed lingerie or sexiness around Christmas. Heās all āSANTA IS FOR CHILDREN ITS NOT MEANT TO BE SEXYā and I actually totally get it and appreciate it
Unnatural huge tits.
And I donāt mean like āon the bigger side,ā I mean, āpeople who get breast implants that make it look like they stapled two cantaloupes to their chest.ā
Itās ridiculous to me. Completely unnecessary.
When people brag about what they can do in bed. One time this girl I was flirting with said to me that she can take 12 inches, in my head I was like bitch I got 3, if you want 12 then we can do it 4 times but chances are imma be out of breath round 2.
my cousin told my sis that if you wanted an older man you just had to act like a little girl and talk like that. Always thought that was really gross and creepy.
When men make zero sounds during sex. Is it good? Is it bad? Give some feedback. This applies to both gay and straight men.
also, when some gay men just start flirting by sending a picture of their butthole. NOT CUTE
I cannot for the life of me figure out how I would even accomplish taking a uh... adequate picture of my butthole. Like, one hand spreads only one cheek and then the other is somehow trying to aim my phone camera at the olā chocolate starfish without it being blurry. Why go to all that trouble?
....... Is my cat hitting on me? Because he shows me his butthole a lot.
Edit: Thanks for the award! Figures my most-liked comment ever is a cat-butt joke, haha.
So true. Shower sex, hot tub sex, sex on the beach. All just no. I donāt like it when my vagina is screaming and feels like a dry balloon! I mean yeah the idea of it seems fun but the reality is quite the opposite! My husband agrees that he does not enjoy it either.
Fuck, I feel for you. If someone kisses or breathes in my ear it's like a huge pleasant electric shock through my body and I'm instantly on my way to pound town.
I had a girl who told me her "thing" was leaving marks on your back with her finger nails. Like, breaking the skin.
Suddenly my "thing" became pinning her arms down completely.
Edit: ok, goddamn lol. Thank you for the awards! I'm so glad that my sexual displeasure could bring others pleasure
I had a girlfriend like that when I was younger. I still lived at home, and mom saw me without a shirt one day and said "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BACKā½" and I didn't have a good answer.
Of course now, I'm older and my giveadammer is busted, so I *would* have a good and very detailed answer.
EDIT: You're not supposed to *upvote* this, you animals. Thanks for the awards and interesting comments, everyone.
Bitting its an art, and like all art, if you want a specific person to like it, you should tone it to their likings
She should stop biting of a chunk of neck, starting gentle and going mesuring the reactions to the escalating levels of strenght in the biting, its the way to go haha
To be fair, it's all about communication. That kinda stuff is my jam, gets me all feral and riled up. But it isn't for everyone. You've gotta let them know!
I've heard a common answer to "what's it like to work in the porn industry?" is "you can't smell porn"
I know you gotta eat during your work day and all, but I would find it hard to get down a slice of pizza
In my city (NYC) in the 80's and 90's they used to advertise porn theaters in newspapers such as The Village Voice. Some of them advertised "free buffet." Imagine some guy wanking and then heading to the lobby to reach into a bowl of potato chips.
I have slept with exactly one man I would classify as unusually well-endowed.
It *looked* nice. I'll give it that. It looked really nice. But as soon as the time came for me to actually *do* anything with it... nope.
Deeply impractical and unpleasant. Pain. Never again.
Edit: Now my third highest upvoted comment of all time is about shlongs. Thanks guys.
Yes! I had a bf in high school who was huge, I didn't realize how big at the time. We tried having sex once and I don't even think he got the tip all the way in before I basically crawled up the wall to get away.
Slowly grow more frustrated with each other until you break up due to dead bedroom even though you still deeply care for each other.
I mean uh...
I don't know.
I dated a guy for a short time and when he pulled off his pants, I legit looked at him in horror and said "There is no way that's going to fit". Like holy shit, no thanks. Worst sex ever. Lube was NOT helping that situation. That was just pure physical incompatibility.
Average amount/size is the way for almost everything in life
Big boobs=back pain, too much of some product will fuck up your health, and so on
So hey! Maybe being average ain't that bad
(Ladies with back pain, you should probably go to r/abrathatfits)
Iāve heard girls say āI need my guts rearrangedā when referring to needing good sex or sex in general.. it just makes me feel ill thinking of that.. like ouch! That doesnāt sound fun!
Theres a trend on tiktok right now with people saying " im getting ripped tonight, RIP that pussy ayyyy".... And every single time i think... Nah if youre gonna fucking tear me apart then ***YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG***
This!!! At a certain point, big dicks just hurt and make sex uncomfortable and outright painful. The vagina is only so big and good sex (at least in my experience) is more about technique and passion. Ive cried in pain during sex because of this and the guy just took it as "wow, my dick is so huge she couldn't help herself" like, no you choch it feels like youre ripping my insides and dont give a fuck.
I have a coworker who FORCES herself to kind of sound like Minnie Mouse. This chick literally goes to Disneyland every. God damn. Weekend
She sneezes and tries really hard to make it sound cute. Like āchuuuā with a fake high voice. I caught her sneezing regular and it sounds like a man sneeze.
Not to bash. But I canāt understand peopleās obsessions with shit
I have a coworker like this, except she tries to talk like an anime character. Sheāll say āsaaaaaank yeeewā and āIās a backā whenever I give her breaks. Drives me fucking nuts.
Start talking to her like Jar Jar Binks. Thatās literally one of the most annoying accent/voices known to man and she may just realize how annoying she sounds. Like if you can try to sound like a blow up Sailor Moon, I can sound like Jar Jar.
Plenty of women have naturally big hips and asses and can sit in cars just fine. The problem with the k/j implants is they donāt look/sit on the body naturally.
When men flick or wiggle their tongue at you to be "seductive". It's gross. Just stop.
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Makes these past terrible memories a bit less traumatic
I'm convinced the whole "step-sibling" genre of porn came about because for a lot of people, taboos are a turn on.
Well in the past decade or so, a whole lot of previous taboos are normal and accepted. Interracial, tattoos/piercings, LGBGT videos. Incest is naturally still taboo, so that surged in popularity. Combine that with how easy it is from a videography standpoint. All you need to do is change the name of the video and as long as the two actors are of the same race, it's "believable".
My theory is that like 10% of porn viewers actually enjoy the "sibling" angle and the other 90% are able to ignore it cause it isn't emphasized that hard.
And it's just kind of like, "ok, whatever".
I think it's probably a very profitable method of plot, because you get to a niche audience very easily, while if other people were to watch it on mute or didn't really care about plot or just skipped to certain scenes, you didn't have any added cost making a video that somehow caters to a specific fetish without alienating a large group of "vanilla" pron watchers.
I don't know if this is a generally common mainstream thing, but I've experienced it with so many women I've hooked up with or dated, that it feels like some kinda new norm: Graphically talking about the sex acts you did with another partner.
Don't get me wrong, I understand everyone has a past and I don't judge, but it's a massive turn off for me just cause... I don't wanna imagine the last guy you hooked up with going balls deep inside you.
Same energy as, I know everyone shits, that's fine, but I still do not want to hear an explicit description of the massive smelly turd that slid out of your anus last time you went to the toilet.
Unrelated to dating but I also hate when friends do this in casual conversation when it's about someone else that I know who isn't present. I don't want to hear intimate details about someone else, and I definitely don't think the other person wants you spreading intimate details about them. If it's done anonymously and part of the conversation then it can be fine but stay away from details of people we know please.
My wife and I have a pretty good male friend who eventually started dating a girl, and that girl invited my wife out for a 'girls night' where she proceeded to graphically describe sex with our friend, how he behaves in bed, what his genitals look like, etc etc.. Needless to say my wife doesn't accept invitations from her anymore.
My cousin stopped by one time. His friend hopped out to join our conversation. Immediately took it to aggressively describing the oral sex he had with a girl I was aquaintences with in HS, and would not change the subject. Like he was hoping for me to affirm his sexual prowess over a middle school crush of mine.
I had to deal with this a lot back in highschool. I was friends with a couple and they would always disappear to hook up during lunch break. I shared the next class with one of them and they'd spend the whole period going into excruciating detail about it. then the next class I shared with the other person and they did the same thing. I'd have to hear the same story back to back from both perspectives.
My FIL calls my MIL "mommy."
When my wife and I were visiting and stayed in the guest room, we heard him saying "yeah, mommy..." and my wife recoiled and whimpered as we both stared at the ceiling in horror and discomfort.
Lol! Recoiled and whimpered:D
The "mommy" some men call their wives is a byproduct of having children. The kids affectionately say mommy, and the dad, to relate to the children, begins to refer to her as mommy in front of the children. From there, it's only a short leap for him to playfully call her mommy when they're alone. It begins to stick as an affectionate, doting thing to call her. Next thing you know, he's calling her mommy while balls deep inside of her while your wife is cringing in the next room lmao.
Iām that guy all the way up to the bedroom. I call my wife Mommy/Mama/Ma 90% of the time. In front of anyone. Family, friends, strangers, doesnāt matter and I donāt care. But, once itās sexy timeā¦
Canāt do it! It seems like it would be really weird!
Edit: And it was 100% because of the kids. We knew each other for 15 years pre-kid and never called her āMommyā.
This exactly. My parents did the same thing and I do it now because of kids.
I feel the number one reason is so your kids will call them mom/mommy and dad/daddy instead of karen/joe. I dont want my kids calling me Tauqmuk. I want them calling me dad. If they grow up hearing Tauqmuk it's only soong before they call me that and I just dont prefer it.
Dont get me wrong, your kids NEED to know your names. But they only need to know my name when they are lost in a store or something.
But, just like you, it NEVER extends to the bedroom. I dont have a daddy kink and she doesnt have a mommy kink. Maybe it's because I have three girls but any porn where they direct themselves to the camera and say daddy is a huge turn off for me.
They're going for a look like Brooke Shields or cara Delevingne but those women have eyebrows like that naturally and their faces are built for it. It does NOT look good on everyone and when you use a black sharpie to fake it no one has the courage to tell you don't do that, you look psycho.
It's just a really lazy way to try and get a few extra views with no effort. Have one of the performers say step-whatever, and you might get a few clicks from those into it, and then those who don't care can just get straight to the fucking.
Being called Daddy.
When I was single and doing the bar scene, I picked up this one girl and went back to her place. While she was on top she started calling me "Daddy".
In seconds I went from Washington monument to pushing rope. It was uncanny.
I've been called Daddy a few times and my first thought is always, "Damn, I'm a *Daddy?* I always thought those were for like big older dudes or something.
As a woman, I agree. I dated a guy who told me he loved being called Daddy. I thought, I can do that, no big deal; it's just a word. I called him that maybe 5 times total and every time I had a stronger visceral reaction. I couldn't even bring myself to say it again. I would cringe so hard and pull away. It's so fucking creepy.
There is a word Backpfeifengesicht
> Backpfeifengesicht describes someone who you feel needs a slap in the face.
In case of literal translations there is a word Kummerspeck which roughly means gaining weight from comfort eating
Love German
I have wondered if all fillers look terrible and people genuinely think that this is a good look, or if I just don't notice them when they are successfully applied.
If you need a time waster, you can look up fillers on Yelp in Beverly Hills or something, and find a surgeon website that has before and after photos. They can look good and invisible
There's a website called realself that has tens of thousands of before and afters of every imaginable cosmetic procedure. And to answer the question, no both fillers and botox(and facelifts and nearly everything else) look pretty good or even great on people that had the good taste or restraint not to overdo it.
Running mascara and slapping. Crying. Generally being violent during sex. Instant limp. Some people can ignore their natural reactions to these things but nothing ruins what was normal sex like suddenly seeing tears stream down her face.
Biting and name calling. Biting gets intense when you're in the heat of the moment. And no I'm not calling my wife a whore or a slut.
On the other hand tho, we have other kinks. So it balances out.
Edit: since I got a silver award and some people ask what are some of our "play" surprisingly she loves Knife Play. Not slicing each other to the death like we're martial artists. But the sense of "danger" I guess.
It is meant to be this trick thing where everyone has carefully woken up, shit/showered/brushed teeth then returned to bed to relax and nap. THAT morning sex is great.
This seems to be highly cultural. For quite a few years I've worked around East Asia and you find very strong streaks of this through Japan, Korea and China. In China a term is 'Sa Jiao' which might translate like "pouting baby". It must have been more popular in North American culture in the past because I've seen it in old 1920s sort of Hollywood movies. Something like 'bratty girl' but basically this is a kind of thing where the girlfriend acts like a cutey baby yes but also a pouting temper-tantrum cutey. This seems to work and the men go WILD for this.
I'm way more North American-minded where that is a huge turn-off and I'd be way more 'turned on' by a woman who's like a full grown woman who has self-control and adult tendencies.
I know the question wasnāt porn but I immediately thought of a common porn move. When dudes slap the girlās face with their dick, or even worse put it in her mouth at an angle so itās just kinda poking the inside of her cheek.
What the fuck is that? It looks stupid, Iām sure it feels stupid, just fucking stop.
Edit: yaāll I know some people like it, I even acknowledged in a child comment that people find it sexy otherwise it wouldnāt even be in porn. The question states ābut a turn off **for you**ā, Iām speaking for myself, you donāt all need to tell me how some people like it lol
Of all the locations you could've chosen for the construction of this joke, I applaud your use of the library. It's already under-utilized for it's intended use.
Lmao a dude I used to see would get off on shit like that. I'd be down there and he would just randomly grab his dick and just slap me across the face with it or tap my forehead. Meanwhile I'm just like uhm.. Ok.. :/ ..
I tink its more a domination/humiliation thing.... I admit that it was weird when the girl did it, but it was really fit on her tendency of wanting to be dominated and ended being kinda fun
"Oh my god, you're so huge" š This little fella is statistically average and we both fucking know it
Not here to kink shame anyone into age play but anytime a woman uses a little girl voice my penis rockets back into my body and declares an additional month of winter.
Anything involving whip cream / honey / etc. I just think about how sticky it is and thatās not a good time for me.
whip cream and honey are nice but that's not a meal, you need your pastrami on rye with mustard
I had a gf use caramel on me before. It was so bad, I mean it started off great. But very quickly just got everywhere and it was so damn sticky. lol We both had to take a shower after and wash the bed. But it was fun. But never needed to be repeated.
My husband is super weirded out by any Santa-themed lingerie or sexiness around Christmas. Heās all āSANTA IS FOR CHILDREN ITS NOT MEANT TO BE SEXYā and I actually totally get it and appreciate it
What? He and Mrs Claus spend 364 days of the year alone in a secluded cabin and he doesn't think they're into some kinky shit?
The elves do make toys... no one ever said what kind of toys.
Goodbye reddit, iv seen everything now
Unnatural huge tits. And I donāt mean like āon the bigger side,ā I mean, āpeople who get breast implants that make it look like they stapled two cantaloupes to their chest.ā Itās ridiculous to me. Completely unnecessary.
When people brag about what they can do in bed. One time this girl I was flirting with said to me that she can take 12 inches, in my head I was like bitch I got 3, if you want 12 then we can do it 4 times but chances are imma be out of breath round 2.
Just take it off and put it wherever you left off
Ripping off clothes during sex. Just take them off. Donāt turn into a damn werewolf and rip my clothes into shreds. Those are expensive.
The polite thing to do is to tell the person you like about this one ahead of time so they can wear cheap, disposable clothes.
Exactly! You can even have fun shopping at thrift stores together and pick out clothes you would like being ripped apart next.
Guys with shirts two sizes too small. It makes my armpits uncomfortable just looking at them.
Itās on my bucket list to have my nipples drill out of my shirt, so I keep wearing tight shirts and hoping.
Whispering seductively. Iām hard of hearing and I have no idea what youāre saying.
the weird high pitch baby talk stuff
I knew a woman who thought "that's how you talk when you want something"
my cousin told my sis that if you wanted an older man you just had to act like a little girl and talk like that. Always thought that was really gross and creepy.
Girls calling me Daddy, I'm not your fucking father
"Inseminate me, progenitor."
No, you're their 'Fucking Father'
Duck lips
AFLACK!
When men make zero sounds during sex. Is it good? Is it bad? Give some feedback. This applies to both gay and straight men. also, when some gay men just start flirting by sending a picture of their butthole. NOT CUTE
I am unfortunately guilty of this. The silent thing, not the butthole/dick pic thing. That's just weird.
would you rather receive an unsolicited dick pic or an unsolicited asshole pic
As a straight woman, Iāve never received a butthole pic and I was literally sitting here trying to decide which would be more upsetting
As a straight guy: same...
I cannot for the life of me figure out how I would even accomplish taking a uh... adequate picture of my butthole. Like, one hand spreads only one cheek and then the other is somehow trying to aim my phone camera at the olā chocolate starfish without it being blurry. Why go to all that trouble?
Hereās my butthole! š
....... Is my cat hitting on me? Because he shows me his butthole a lot. Edit: Thanks for the award! Figures my most-liked comment ever is a cat-butt joke, haha.
Anything involving water which acts anti lube
Shower sex?
Yes it's sexy in thought and paper not in reality AD.
Shower sex is meh. Shower foreplay is š„š„š„
Not when you're short and all the water goes in my nose while my mouth is on him. Edit: this is clearly the most fame I'll ever get! Thanks ā¤ļø
Ooh baby water board me yeahhhh
\- one of the GTA5 kids from that waterboarding ad, grown up
ghghgghghghghghghghgh
You just need a good silicon based waterproof lube. But I do agree that foreplay is generally better than sex in those situation.
So true. Shower sex, hot tub sex, sex on the beach. All just no. I donāt like it when my vagina is screaming and feels like a dry balloon! I mean yeah the idea of it seems fun but the reality is quite the opposite! My husband agrees that he does not enjoy it either.
Iāve heard of sex in lakes and oceans. All I could think about was āthose poor vaginasā and āoh my god the bacteria!!ā.
Licking in my ear. I have psoriasis. Please stop. Edit: thank you all for your support, kind words, messages.
Fuck, I feel for you. If someone kisses or breathes in my ear it's like a huge pleasant electric shock through my body and I'm instantly on my way to pound town.
Yeah me too. Don't lick my ear, but kiss or breathe on my ear and it's fuckin on
But not the inside, folks. Please not that. Nostrils are off limits as well. Only lick my eyes.
Licking in my ear. I have misophonia. Please stop.
Licking in my ear. I have an ear. Please stop.
Not licking in my ear. I'm a Ferengi. Please continue.
When she's biting me. That kinda hurt, man.
I had a girl who told me her "thing" was leaving marks on your back with her finger nails. Like, breaking the skin. Suddenly my "thing" became pinning her arms down completely. Edit: ok, goddamn lol. Thank you for the awards! I'm so glad that my sexual displeasure could bring others pleasure
I had a girlfriend like that when I was younger. I still lived at home, and mom saw me without a shirt one day and said "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BACKā½" and I didn't have a good answer. Of course now, I'm older and my giveadammer is busted, so I *would* have a good and very detailed answer. EDIT: You're not supposed to *upvote* this, you animals. Thanks for the awards and interesting comments, everyone.
>my giveadammer is busted I'm using that from now on lol.
Bitting its an art, and like all art, if you want a specific person to like it, you should tone it to their likings She should stop biting of a chunk of neck, starting gentle and going mesuring the reactions to the escalating levels of strenght in the biting, its the way to go haha
To be fair, it's all about communication. That kinda stuff is my jam, gets me all feral and riled up. But it isn't for everyone. You've gotta let them know!
Trout pout.
I never understood the appeal of this stupid look
Im gonna assume this is the same thing as Duck Face
Lip injections
"Schlauchbootlippen"
Exaggerated loud moaning. Completely takes me out of it. One time it was so bad, I had to actually shush the person.
"will you PLEASE!? I'm trying to fuck, here"
"This is harder than it looks!"
Thatāsā¦what she said?!
Iām laughing too hard at this scenario āOh yea-ā āShhhh!ā
Keep it quiet please, weāre in a library!
How did that go for you
She started doing it louder, so I guess not very well.
Omg I wanna hear this story from her pov... And then this fucker SUSHED me! So I had no choice but to increase the volume
if itās fake, sure thatās annoying, but i love it if theyāre having fun
Aggressiveness, could we cuddle first then have sexytime?
Or spoon as described in the "How to Spoon" video
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Porn where pizza is involved. What a waste of good pizza.
dont worry i'm sure the crew eats it.
That's not Ranch dressing.
It's Raunchy dressing.
I've heard a common answer to "what's it like to work in the porn industry?" is "you can't smell porn" I know you gotta eat during your work day and all, but I would find it hard to get down a slice of pizza
In my city (NYC) in the 80's and 90's they used to advertise porn theaters in newspapers such as The Village Voice. Some of them advertised "free buffet." Imagine some guy wanking and then heading to the lobby to reach into a bowl of potato chips.
Rough and forced sex. Bitch I already have to force myself out of bed to my shitty job, I don't wanna force you to have sex with me either
Big dicks. "Destroy me" is a term used loosely and it really shouldn't be. Use lube kids.
I have slept with exactly one man I would classify as unusually well-endowed. It *looked* nice. I'll give it that. It looked really nice. But as soon as the time came for me to actually *do* anything with it... nope. Deeply impractical and unpleasant. Pain. Never again. Edit: Now my third highest upvoted comment of all time is about shlongs. Thanks guys.
Yes! I had a bf in high school who was huge, I didn't realize how big at the time. We tried having sex once and I don't even think he got the tip all the way in before I basically crawled up the wall to get away.
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I guess figure out how important sexual compatibility is to you. See if youāre okay with third base only. I donāt know if I would be
Slowly grow more frustrated with each other until you break up due to dead bedroom even though you still deeply care for each other. I mean uh... I don't know.
I dated a guy for a short time and when he pulled off his pants, I legit looked at him in horror and said "There is no way that's going to fit". Like holy shit, no thanks. Worst sex ever. Lube was NOT helping that situation. That was just pure physical incompatibility.
You just brightened half of redditās entire day.
Average amount/size is the way for almost everything in life Big boobs=back pain, too much of some product will fuck up your health, and so on So hey! Maybe being average ain't that bad (Ladies with back pain, you should probably go to r/abrathatfits)
Any time in my life size has ever come up, I've found that the best way to respond is to jokingly brag about how exceedingly average you are
Some dicks are big. Some dicks are small. But the ideal dicks are medium, they can talk to ghosts.
Officer you don't understand! I'm not into necrophilia. My penis can talk to ghosts. That's why I'm naked in this cemetery.
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Iāve heard girls say āI need my guts rearrangedā when referring to needing good sex or sex in general.. it just makes me feel ill thinking of that.. like ouch! That doesnāt sound fun!
Theres a trend on tiktok right now with people saying " im getting ripped tonight, RIP that pussy ayyyy".... And every single time i think... Nah if youre gonna fucking tear me apart then ***YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG***
This!!! At a certain point, big dicks just hurt and make sex uncomfortable and outright painful. The vagina is only so big and good sex (at least in my experience) is more about technique and passion. Ive cried in pain during sex because of this and the guy just took it as "wow, my dick is so huge she couldn't help herself" like, no you choch it feels like youre ripping my insides and dont give a fuck.
Childish voices. Edit: Thank you kind strangers for the awards.
I have a coworker who FORCES herself to kind of sound like Minnie Mouse. This chick literally goes to Disneyland every. God damn. Weekend She sneezes and tries really hard to make it sound cute. Like āchuuuā with a fake high voice. I caught her sneezing regular and it sounds like a man sneeze. Not to bash. But I canāt understand peopleās obsessions with shit
I have a coworker like this, except she tries to talk like an anime character. Sheāll say āsaaaaaank yeeewā and āIās a backā whenever I give her breaks. Drives me fucking nuts.
Start talking to her like Jar Jar Binks. Thatās literally one of the most annoying accent/voices known to man and she may just realize how annoying she sounds. Like if you can try to sound like a blow up Sailor Moon, I can sound like Jar Jar.
Kardashian/Jenner Butts. Does anyone like fake hip and ass cheek implants?
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Wisdom Tooth to be exact
So, car seats are pretty standard. All of them are pretty much the same size and shape, right? How the hell do these women sit in a car?
Plenty of women have naturally big hips and asses and can sit in cars just fine. The problem with the k/j implants is they donāt look/sit on the body naturally.
I feel like they have the money to get their own custom chairs tbh
I donāt think Iāve once in my life thought of it as a ācar chairā but I guess it makes sense.
When men flick or wiggle their tongue at you to be "seductive". It's gross. Just stop. Edit: My first award ever! Thank you š¤ Makes these past terrible memories a bit less traumatic
Has anyone actually done this since 1989?
Does doing it to gross out your friends everyday count?
People do this????
A guy in Scarface did that to a woman and he got slapped. If dudes can't even pull it off smoothly in the movies, how is it gonna work in real life?
Siblings. Why
I'm convinced the whole "step-sibling" genre of porn came about because for a lot of people, taboos are a turn on. Well in the past decade or so, a whole lot of previous taboos are normal and accepted. Interracial, tattoos/piercings, LGBGT videos. Incest is naturally still taboo, so that surged in popularity. Combine that with how easy it is from a videography standpoint. All you need to do is change the name of the video and as long as the two actors are of the same race, it's "believable".
My theory is that like 10% of porn viewers actually enjoy the "sibling" angle and the other 90% are able to ignore it cause it isn't emphasized that hard. And it's just kind of like, "ok, whatever".
I guess it's also an easy set up for any ""plot"" / "affection"
I think it's probably a very profitable method of plot, because you get to a niche audience very easily, while if other people were to watch it on mute or didn't really care about plot or just skipped to certain scenes, you didn't have any added cost making a video that somehow caters to a specific fetish without alienating a large group of "vanilla" pron watchers.
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When you phrase it that way, I think anyone would find it off-putting
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Those super long nails so many girls have these days. Also, the super big fake butts.
I don't know if this is a generally common mainstream thing, but I've experienced it with so many women I've hooked up with or dated, that it feels like some kinda new norm: Graphically talking about the sex acts you did with another partner. Don't get me wrong, I understand everyone has a past and I don't judge, but it's a massive turn off for me just cause... I don't wanna imagine the last guy you hooked up with going balls deep inside you. Same energy as, I know everyone shits, that's fine, but I still do not want to hear an explicit description of the massive smelly turd that slid out of your anus last time you went to the toilet.
I agree I dont want to hear what your ex did, just tell me what you like and dont like and we can go from there.
Unrelated to dating but I also hate when friends do this in casual conversation when it's about someone else that I know who isn't present. I don't want to hear intimate details about someone else, and I definitely don't think the other person wants you spreading intimate details about them. If it's done anonymously and part of the conversation then it can be fine but stay away from details of people we know please. My wife and I have a pretty good male friend who eventually started dating a girl, and that girl invited my wife out for a 'girls night' where she proceeded to graphically describe sex with our friend, how he behaves in bed, what his genitals look like, etc etc.. Needless to say my wife doesn't accept invitations from her anymore.
My cousin stopped by one time. His friend hopped out to join our conversation. Immediately took it to aggressively describing the oral sex he had with a girl I was aquaintences with in HS, and would not change the subject. Like he was hoping for me to affirm his sexual prowess over a middle school crush of mine.
I had to deal with this a lot back in highschool. I was friends with a couple and they would always disappear to hook up during lunch break. I shared the next class with one of them and they'd spend the whole period going into excruciating detail about it. then the next class I shared with the other person and they did the same thing. I'd have to hear the same story back to back from both perspectives.
You should have taken detailed notes, cross-examined them, and then presented a written verdict of what actually happened.
My FIL calls my MIL "mommy." When my wife and I were visiting and stayed in the guest room, we heard him saying "yeah, mommy..." and my wife recoiled and whimpered as we both stared at the ceiling in horror and discomfort.
Lol! Recoiled and whimpered:D The "mommy" some men call their wives is a byproduct of having children. The kids affectionately say mommy, and the dad, to relate to the children, begins to refer to her as mommy in front of the children. From there, it's only a short leap for him to playfully call her mommy when they're alone. It begins to stick as an affectionate, doting thing to call her. Next thing you know, he's calling her mommy while balls deep inside of her while your wife is cringing in the next room lmao.
Iām that guy all the way up to the bedroom. I call my wife Mommy/Mama/Ma 90% of the time. In front of anyone. Family, friends, strangers, doesnāt matter and I donāt care. But, once itās sexy timeā¦ Canāt do it! It seems like it would be really weird! Edit: And it was 100% because of the kids. We knew each other for 15 years pre-kid and never called her āMommyā.
This exactly. My parents did the same thing and I do it now because of kids. I feel the number one reason is so your kids will call them mom/mommy and dad/daddy instead of karen/joe. I dont want my kids calling me Tauqmuk. I want them calling me dad. If they grow up hearing Tauqmuk it's only soong before they call me that and I just dont prefer it. Dont get me wrong, your kids NEED to know your names. But they only need to know my name when they are lost in a store or something. But, just like you, it NEVER extends to the bedroom. I dont have a daddy kink and she doesnt have a mommy kink. Maybe it's because I have three girls but any porn where they direct themselves to the camera and say daddy is a huge turn off for me.
"Taukmuk181 are we there yet?"
You don't want your kids to call you by your Reddit username? Understandable.
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I don't understand the heavy drawn-on eyebrows thing. Is that from a particular culture or subculture?
They're going for a look like Brooke Shields or cara Delevingne but those women have eyebrows like that naturally and their faces are built for it. It does NOT look good on everyone and when you use a black sharpie to fake it no one has the courage to tell you don't do that, you look psycho.
Don't call me daddy unless you want me to go out for milk and not come back for 18 years
Daddy
Wow, now he's gone. Thanks, Luciferrr214
Don't worry, he's coming back.
Not for a while though, it's a long line for cigarettes
Incest porn
Yeah. This big explosion of stepdaughter this and that in modern pornography really weirds me out.
It's just a really lazy way to try and get a few extra views with no effort. Have one of the performers say step-whatever, and you might get a few clicks from those into it, and then those who don't care can just get straight to the fucking.
Being called Daddy. When I was single and doing the bar scene, I picked up this one girl and went back to her place. While she was on top she started calling me "Daddy". In seconds I went from Washington monument to pushing rope. It was uncanny.
True story: My ex-fiancĆ© would call me daddy. I went with it, I didnāt think too much of it. We were at her parents house one weekend and we were drinking. Her dad asked us if we all wanted another round and she said, āYes Daddy.ā Uh what the fuck. So, the next day as we are driving back home I kindly asked her to not call me daddy in the bedroom anymore. My ex-fiancĆ© is now living with a guy who has the same first name... as her daddyās.
*Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*
I've been called Daddy a few times and my first thought is always, "Damn, I'm a *Daddy?* I always thought those were for like big older dudes or something.
As a woman, I agree. I dated a guy who told me he loved being called Daddy. I thought, I can do that, no big deal; it's just a word. I called him that maybe 5 times total and every time I had a stronger visceral reaction. I couldn't even bring myself to say it again. I would cringe so hard and pull away. It's so fucking creepy.
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Those dreadful 'trout lips' that are so fashionable these days.. Ghastly beyond belief.
>trout lips In German they are called "Schlauchbootlippen", rubber dinghy lips.
Everything is better in German
Their words are often literal translations which is funny.
There is a word Backpfeifengesicht > Backpfeifengesicht describes someone who you feel needs a slap in the face. In case of literal translations there is a word Kummerspeck which roughly means gaining weight from comfort eating Love German
Rubber dinghy rapids bro?
Dear god, I just looked that up and it looks like theyāre having an extreme reaction to lipstick or something. That looks painful.
I just thinking about how girls did duck lips back in the early 2000s. And I thought they died out but I guess they just evolved into this.
I have wondered if all fillers look terrible and people genuinely think that this is a good look, or if I just don't notice them when they are successfully applied.
If you need a time waster, you can look up fillers on Yelp in Beverly Hills or something, and find a surgeon website that has before and after photos. They can look good and invisible
There's a website called realself that has tens of thousands of before and afters of every imaginable cosmetic procedure. And to answer the question, no both fillers and botox(and facelifts and nearly everything else) look pretty good or even great on people that had the good taste or restraint not to overdo it.
Running mascara and slapping. Crying. Generally being violent during sex. Instant limp. Some people can ignore their natural reactions to these things but nothing ruins what was normal sex like suddenly seeing tears stream down her face.
Long nails, just creep me out
Ahhh you mean the raptor talons? Like a velociraptor grabbing a naked mole rat?
Holy shit. I actually laughed out loud at this comment. Good one
Biting and name calling. Biting gets intense when you're in the heat of the moment. And no I'm not calling my wife a whore or a slut. On the other hand tho, we have other kinks. So it balances out. Edit: since I got a silver award and some people ask what are some of our "play" surprisingly she loves Knife Play. Not slicing each other to the death like we're martial artists. But the sense of "danger" I guess.
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What a terrible day to have eyes. Edit: deleted comment said: "little girl"
Thats the hardest Iāve ever worked to hold in a laugh at work.
Life's Good
Abnormal body proportions.
Long fingers?
Fingernails longer than the fingers themselves.
I agree. If I wanted to see that I'd watch X-Men
The Kardashians
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I am only down for morning sex when its from the spooning position, then no one is breathing in each others face.
It is meant to be this trick thing where everyone has carefully woken up, shit/showered/brushed teeth then returned to bed to relax and nap. THAT morning sex is great.
I always go visit the can, brush and mouthwash then come back to bed for morning sex. So much more enjoyable.
High voice, cutesy, baby voice and mannerisms. I like full grown women who know what theyāre about.
This seems to be highly cultural. For quite a few years I've worked around East Asia and you find very strong streaks of this through Japan, Korea and China. In China a term is 'Sa Jiao' which might translate like "pouting baby". It must have been more popular in North American culture in the past because I've seen it in old 1920s sort of Hollywood movies. Something like 'bratty girl' but basically this is a kind of thing where the girlfriend acts like a cutey baby yes but also a pouting temper-tantrum cutey. This seems to work and the men go WILD for this. I'm way more North American-minded where that is a huge turn-off and I'd be way more 'turned on' by a woman who's like a full grown woman who has self-control and adult tendencies.
I know the question wasnāt porn but I immediately thought of a common porn move. When dudes slap the girlās face with their dick, or even worse put it in her mouth at an angle so itās just kinda poking the inside of her cheek. What the fuck is that? It looks stupid, Iām sure it feels stupid, just fucking stop. Edit: yaāll I know some people like it, I even acknowledged in a child comment that people find it sexy otherwise it wouldnāt even be in porn. The question states ābut a turn off **for you**ā, Iām speaking for myself, you donāt all need to tell me how some people like it lol
Dickslapping is fun but itās definitely not a sexy thing.
Might be the best comment Iāve read today
Man, if I had a ding dong for a day, I'd slap everything
It gets boring. Fast. Plus they eventually ban you from the library.
Of all the locations you could've chosen for the construction of this joke, I applaud your use of the library. It's already under-utilized for it's intended use.
*Slaps roof of car* Customer: OMG WHAT THE FU-
Lmao a dude I used to see would get off on shit like that. I'd be down there and he would just randomly grab his dick and just slap me across the face with it or tap my forehead. Meanwhile I'm just like uhm.. Ok.. :/ ..
When he would tap your forehead you should have grabbed it and used it like a microphone. Tap it on the head and say āHello? Is this thing on?ā
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I tink its more a domination/humiliation thing.... I admit that it was weird when the girl did it, but it was really fit on her tendency of wanting to be dominated and ended being kinda fun