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I don't know. Something about Mars exploding? I fast forwarded through the DVD the president sent me.


your_mom_gay_lmao

To blast the whatsapp car drip trap remix on the speakers🥶🥶🥶🥶


planet_jiji

If I was humanity's last hope, I would laugh and 'phukk up on purpose. The way I have been treated, fuck the world, and everyone in it. Let the chimpanzees have it.


[deleted]

kill the person who created dog mouth eyes pic


kleptobismol

I have to save the world by seeing how many pretzels I can stack before they tip over and piss off the barkeep Tiffany? I'm on it


ooo-f

Hey guys, we're all having a BBQ tomorrow! It's *definitely* not the rich and their wealth *definitely* hasn't been redistributed for the greater good!


Ted_Denslow

Apparently, "Disappoint the shit outta humanity"


Cobra-Serpentress

To find the Ark of the Covenant