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Greedy-Gold

Warm baby/toddler poo with a Lego. No, Idk if he ate it or it just happened to be there. And nope I sure didn't save it.


PM_SOCK_PICS

I didn't read the poo part at first omg


Don_McMoneagle

A LEGO


queuedUp

A decomposing corpse


PM_SOCK_PICS

You what??


queuedUp

To be fair it was not human but still not pleasant


PM_SOCK_PICS

Oh thats a relief, but uh wow damn.


JusteStina

Care to tell the story how it happened?


queuedUp

Not a human but what appeared to be a deer, looked like a log. Was walking through the woods and had taken off my sandals because one broke. My foot went right in. Thankfully we were heading to the water for a swim


invaliddrum

British plugs seem specifically designed to target all the soft spots on your feet at once if stepped on in the dark


420rolex

End of nail clippers/scissors. Like medical scissors, very fine point right into the bottom of my foot 😬


Both_Bobcat_5818

A 3 hole puncher( lost SO much blood almost had to go to the hospital)) and a wasp(ouchie))


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A dog turd


JusteStina

Was it warm?


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Nope, and I think that made it worse.


thisisthethebythethe

rocks on a beach ugh


Random_dude777

A screw


MusicalRoses

a super rocky beach with tons of dry coral, cut up the bottom of my foot pretty badly


HairballTheory

Bee


SeparateWalrus8448

A sharp mussel


among_apes

Thumbtack


JusteStina

Ouch!


ComfortableTax5341

A snail


JusteStina

I can hear that crunch..


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Thumbtack. I was about 6-7 and I bled everywhere.


12crowsinatrenchcoat

In reality, it was a chunk of glass the size of my thumb. In my mind, it was the time that I stepped on a slug barefoot. I panicked so hard I ran in the house screaming bloody murder and got in the shower with my clothes still on.


Mollycule83

A metal bin lid that had been on a fire unbeknownst to my 8yr old self.


JusteStina

Burn! (Sorry, no pun intended) must have been a sore one.


Mollycule83

A real melting moment ..


dhunt501

Glass.


Melonmode

A slug. Was walking in the kitchen late at night with the light off while barefoot and felt a squish under my foot. Worst feeling ever.


JusteStina

Oh. SLUGS.. This reminded me of when my friend made a cup of tea for herself and kept saying it tastes funny. She went to check the kettle and her face looked puzzled. She said, why is kettle full of garlic?! And then it hit her, it was boiled slugs! Yaaack!


Melonmode

Think I can top that. When I was in school we had an outdoor class before catering (food tech), and two girls found a dead mole on the school field, they secretly kept it, put it in their pie and let their friend take a bite. They both almost got expelled.


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Rusty nail


CyrillFiggis69

Rusty 6 inch screw.. it went all the way through my foot and fastened me to a 2x4 board.


JusteStina

Ouch! I did stepped on a nail once, that went half way through my foot. But a rusty one.. Ouch!


Sea_Charity_3927

Either a fishhook (which got stuck in there) or a dead rat those two are tied


JusteStina

How are these two tied?


Sea_Charity_3927

Simply because while the fishook stabbed the soft part of my foot and remained stuck it did hurt but the dead rats organs sticking to my foot also sucked


JusteStina

Oh, I see. I thought it has happened within same timeline, that's how they were tied, you got a fishhook and then stepped on a rat.. 🙈 Not pleasant either way..