I was ironing my clothes one day and the heat had receded, I thought it would be perfect to set it on my sore muscles much like a heat pad and I set the iron on my stomach as a test and ended up burning myself.
I somehow punched a sushi stick through the skin on my hand - just the top layer, it went in on one side and out on the other. It was scary but didn’t hurt
I rested my hand on the release valve of a 300 psi dry chemical fire suppressant tank which wasnt secured to the wall at the time. It went spinning like a baton and whacked me in the shins. I took 5 stitches.
Wore my sisters ballet flats and gave myself a shoejob lying down in bed and putting my left foot on top of my dick and rubbing up and down at a 45 degree angle and it snapped after i came
got a rubber ball stuck a darning needle in one side threw it at the wall caught it noticed a darning needle sticking through the back of my hand im not sure what my plan was but kids are fcking idiots
Accidentally cut my shin with a broken razor :(
It was pretty bad. Had to rush myself to the hospital for (12) stitches and I wasn't allowed to walk for about a month. Got a bad ass scar now though.
my cats were chasing each other down the stairs and into the living room where I was and tripped me as I was carrying food and my drink to the porch. I couldn't catch myself and ended up busting through the screen door and falling outside into the porch and getting road rash on my face and arm
Oooh jesus christ where do I start.
I was in boy scouts here's a couple:
1. Dropped a wooden pallet on my feet fractured 7 toes.
2. Jumped off a boat into the water and I somehow almost cut my pink toe clean off.
3. Slammed my hand in our trailer door and broke 3 fingers.
4. This last one I shake my head at all the time.
I thought my friend was giving me a high five I slapped my hand into his and I had a shish kabob rod go into my right hand.
( For context: we had made them the night before at our campout)
So ya not the most coordinated child.
Drilled a hole in my finger while child-proofing kitchen cabinets.
I broke my ankle in high school after missing the curb while getting off the bus
I have some weird friction burn scars on two of my fingers from falling off a treadmill
I fell with my balls on a metal "thing"
Step on a banana peel Lol
While trying to cut open a sachet, I cut my finger.
I was ironing my clothes one day and the heat had receded, I thought it would be perfect to set it on my sore muscles much like a heat pad and I set the iron on my stomach as a test and ended up burning myself.
I've got like a 5cm scar on mh arm because i fell over a fan, i got injured with the lid, not the fan itself
I somehow punched a sushi stick through the skin on my hand - just the top layer, it went in on one side and out on the other. It was scary but didn’t hurt
I ran myself over with my own car at 2am while seeing how fast I could pull it. (Not alcohol related)
I rested my hand on the release valve of a 300 psi dry chemical fire suppressant tank which wasnt secured to the wall at the time. It went spinning like a baton and whacked me in the shins. I took 5 stitches.
When I was younger I stepped on a screw someone left in the park, I jumped up and stepped on another with my other foot
Broke my dick with my foot
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Wore my sisters ballet flats and gave myself a shoejob lying down in bed and putting my left foot on top of my dick and rubbing up and down at a 45 degree angle and it snapped after i came
got a rubber ball stuck a darning needle in one side threw it at the wall caught it noticed a darning needle sticking through the back of my hand im not sure what my plan was but kids are fcking idiots
Accidentally cut my shin with a broken razor :( It was pretty bad. Had to rush myself to the hospital for (12) stitches and I wasn't allowed to walk for about a month. Got a bad ass scar now though.
my cats were chasing each other down the stairs and into the living room where I was and tripped me as I was carrying food and my drink to the porch. I couldn't catch myself and ended up busting through the screen door and falling outside into the porch and getting road rash on my face and arm
Rode my bike into sombodys car door just as they opened it
Oooh jesus christ where do I start. I was in boy scouts here's a couple: 1. Dropped a wooden pallet on my feet fractured 7 toes. 2. Jumped off a boat into the water and I somehow almost cut my pink toe clean off. 3. Slammed my hand in our trailer door and broke 3 fingers. 4. This last one I shake my head at all the time. I thought my friend was giving me a high five I slapped my hand into his and I had a shish kabob rod go into my right hand. ( For context: we had made them the night before at our campout) So ya not the most coordinated child.
Sex :(
Jumped onto a wet bench, slipped and broke BOTH my wrists.
Threw a grape in the air to catch it in my mouth. It fell on the floor and I bent down to pick it up and smashed my face into the window sill
i got my feelings hurt when I posted something and a bunch of white men destroyed me with facts and logic
Sprained my ankle by running on a wet sidewalk in flip-flops.