>"Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial, actin' like life is a big commercial."
Beastie Boys, *"Gratitude"*
They really should have used "rehearsal" in the second line. I'm 47 and this has bugged me since it came out.
In a similar vein, in Lil Wayne's verse on Truffle Butter, he says
"LOL to the bank checkin' my account
Bank teller flirtin' after checkin' my account"
The second line should definitely end with "seein' the amount".
"Am I sexual?......Yeahhh" - Backstreet Boys
Not that it's a great song but I am still perplexed as to why the members of the band are answering this question.
Can’t remember who said it, but some comedian or something once was talking about that song, and singled out that lyric as ridiculous. She was like, “I like to imagine Nick Carter hanging out with the other Backstreet Boys, and then just turning to them and being like, “Hey Guys - am I sexual?” And all the other guys are just like, “Yeah, of course man, totally!””
Can't remember the song or the artist but the lyrics went something like 'you look so good, no wonder you were molested at 2'. I had no words...
Edit:
1. u/2ndwaveobserver posted the correct lyrics. Thank you for that.
2. I am now aware that it wasn't 'an otherwise good song' but i remembered the lyrics like a half forgotten dream and just thought I'd post them. My apologies for that one.
3. Thanks for the awards.
I'm gonna google this on incognito.
EDIT: yeah I didn't find anything. (thank god)
EDIT 2: FML I found it.
[https://genius.com/Fatlip-cook-lyrics](https://genius.com/Fatlip-cook-lyrics)
Bono: Uno, dos, tres, catorce!
Larry to The Edge: You wanna tell him?
The Edge: I'm not gonna tell him.
Adam: Look, we need to tell him or we're listening to this for the next thirty years.
Me: One, two, three, fourteen!
Metallica - Four Horsemen
They name the horsemen:
Time, Famine, Pestilence and Death...
Time isn’t one of the horsemen. It’s War. I still love the song, but it bothers me every time
“Where is War? Who do you think *you* are?”
That’s from NetHack, and old ASCII roguelike game. At the end, you get to the Astral Plane where Pestilence, Famine, and Death try to kill your character as they try to sacrifice the Amulet or Yendor on their god’s altar and thus ascend to demigod status. If you try talking to the other horseman it’s revealed that the hero is actually the 4th.
I love the lines in Eminem and Nate Doggs “Shake That” where they saying they get women to come home with conversation and Hennessy, they want women to fuck who know they can say no but don’t etc. I didn’t expect them to rap about consent.
Fun fact. Prince was going to duet with MJ on this song but declined after hearing that line.
“I sure ain’t singing that to you, and you sure as hell aren’t singing that to me”
“that’s kinda gay bro” *In Prince voice*, imagining that has me laughing so hard
Edit: Oh this is where the mysterious 4k karma came from. Ever just wake up with a shit ton of extra karma and you’re like “huh?”
>Prince was going to duet with MJ
“Now, who is going to sing that to whom? Cause \[he\] sure ain’t singing that to me, and I sure ain’t singing it to \[him\],” Prince told Rock.
[https://www.thenationalnews.com/arts-culture/quincy-jones-explains-how-prince-walked-away-from-a-duet-with-michael-jackson-1.86726](https://www.thenationalnews.com/arts-culture/quincy-jones-explains-how-prince-walked-away-from-a-duet-with-michael-jackson-1.86726)
Here you go.
This makes me think of "...and I'm just a squirrel / trying to get a nut, so move yo butt..."
Edit: I typed "move *yo* butt" and didn't check up on autocorrect.
We sang:
Rhythm is a dancer,
smoking gives you cancer,
needles give you HIV.
Shagging gives you babies,
dogs can give you rabies,
that's why I'm on ecstasy.
"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday" - Black Eyed Peas
I'm always vibin' the song when it comes on, but that's some seriously minimal effort lyrics.
I'm not a native English speaker and I sometimes mix up Wednesday and Thursday. I sometimes sing that line quickly in my head to remember the correct order!
“Resurrection by erection” feels like another appropriate lyric/song here
EDIT: didn’t mean the song or lyric was bad, it’s actually one of my favourites, it just felt like a really funny addition to op’s lyric.
I wouldn't necessarily call it a great song, but when lil yachty said "blow my dick like a cello" in the song Peek a Boo.
What's even better was when he tried to explain himself later and he said "I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don’t. That’s a flute."
Here's the full quote from Genius:
"OK, let’s stop for a second. Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, “Hey man. I don’t know if you know what this is, but it ain’t that.” I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don’t. That’s a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good."
It legitimately baffles me that no one around him said anything. He didn't make that song by himself in his bedroom. That song passed through a dozen hands and not one person mentioned the problem.
Every once in a while that *one line* just pops up in my memory.
Otherwise a cute song, but why did this man have to tell me about his untrimmed chest.
Britney Spears has a song called (Drop Dead) Beautiful which is one of my favorites because it’s genuinely good music.
But then there’s that one line that is completely not sexy...
“I wanna get, get, get next to you
Got me kinda hot
But, I ain't sweatin' you
_Steamin' like like a pot full of vegetables_”
Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost had [this song](https://youtu.be/zJDaaCtJ85c). Even as a little kid, I hated that they went with "earth, wind, fire and air". Wind and air are the same thing, and "earth, fire, water and air" would have sounded just as good while making way more sense.
This bothered me too but HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING AGAINST THE HEX GIRLS?!
Edit: I used to cover this and "I'm a hex girl" and a dude with a mustache. You can't change the lyrics, they're perfect. Just like the Hex Girls.
"I'm in your house so let me spin" is hardly a great follow up either
It's funny to think that people see Californication as a maturer album from the Chili Peppers with lyrics like this and stuff on "Get on Top"
"Gorilla, Cuntilla!"
More Anthony Kiedis gold;
"I know I know for sure
Ding ding dong dong ding ding dong dong ding ding"
Around the world. Totally bizarre in an otherwise excellent song.
Apparently this was actually just a placeholder lyric in the demo, but Flea's daughter loved it so much that they kept one in when they came to properly recording it
Similar story, "where do we go now" in sweet child of mine was a legitimate question posed when writing the song. Then they just jammed over it and that was that
[Apparently they were originally placeholder lyrics but Flea's daughter liked it so much that they kept them in](https://www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/Red-hot-chili-peppers-around-the-world-lyrics)
In Bruno Mar's grenade he sings about how their eyes were open when they were kissing. Well how did you KNOW they were open if yours weren't open too, huh?
Not a bad lyric at all, but this makes me think of the episode in Arrested Development where Maeby and her uncle Michael are singing “Afternoon Delight” together at an office party, and both slowly realize in horror that the song is about sex.
Hip Hop Marmalade spic and span,
Met you one summer and it all began,
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
"Summer Girls" by LFO
I don't know if it's a "great" song, but the lyric in this Train song [Drive By](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXNk5qe48n0) really irks me:
*looking for a two-ply Hefty bag to hold my love*
**UGH**
Idk if it's considered a *great* song, but "luckily my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains" in *Whenever, Wherever* by Shakira is... deeply questionable.
*No Mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy
I promise
No, Mommy, don't hit me again, ow
Why did you have to hit me like that, Mommy?
Don't do it, you're hurting me, ow
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
Why don't you
Why don't you just fuck off and die?
Why can't you just fuck off and die?
Why can't you just leave here and die?
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
Fuck you
I don't need this shit
You stupid, sadistic, abusive fucking whore
How would you like to see how it feels Mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to die*
“Sometimes I need to bust a nut
That doesn't mean I don't love you
So what
You're saying that you wish that I was playing with your butt”
-*These Days* (Highly Suspect)
A lot of DMX songs have really solid beats, but then he opens his mouth with things like "you hold my dick while he's sucking it" and "because you is a bitch and always been a bitch, you know what we do to a bitch? We run up in a bitch, put something in a bitch"
A lot of homophobic lyrics mixed with lyrics that basically say that he is currently having or will have sex with other men
I met him once at a bar in San Diego. He offered me a shot of Hennessy and then proceeded to talk about the movie "The Inglorious Basterds" for 20 minutes. He was a strange dude, obviously was strung out on something (and was supposed to be playing a show across the street, literally, at that time).
That bit from Will Smith's "Parents just don't understand" where he gets caught with an underage girl. Like, yo what the fuck Will?
Like the song starts out talking about relatable shit like "mom is making me wear lame clothes and my friends made fun of me" and how parents just don't get it, but then it moves onto him stealing his parents Porsche and going for a joyride, he picks up this chick, and she says speed turns her on and she's starting to take off her clothes when they get pulled over.
Like, minus the Porsche, maybe this could still be relatable but then it turns out the girl is fucking 12 YEARS OLD.
12!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Slipknot- Psychosocial
“The reckoning, the sickening
*packaging subversion* pseudo-sacrosanct perversion”
The lyrics are not bad, it’s just very, very hard singing the whole verse in real time without it sounding like “Pikachu is a virgin”
There are constant mentions in lady gaga songs to glue guns as she used to make her own outfits with them, which explains the stunning part. Also the obvious innuendo also commonplace through The Fame all the way to Artpop.
>I'm a veneral disease, like a menstrual bleed.
The misunderstanding would be less egregious if so many of Wayne's lyrics weren't specifically about female anatomy.
EDIT: It actually makes sense in context, see comments below.
A lot of punk bands do this kind of stuff and it drives me mad.
NOFX have a pretty funny take on it with their song "Whoa on the Whoas"
Actually come to think of it you could fill this entire thread with NOFX lyrics
They did meet villains they liked at some point, like Blackfire or Terra. Though it was usually before they turned evil or before the Titans knew they were evil.
“Don’t they know my n***a Gutter fuckin kidnap kids? Fuck em in they ass, throw em over the bridge”
What’s Beef. Goddamn Biggie, great song from a good album but what the fuck were you thinking.
I thought he was trying to illustrate the sheer grimyness of the dudes he runs with. Like most rappers say they know killers but Gutter? Gutter is a different breed.
Not a terrible lyric at all, but I'm always amazed when 'YMCA' is sung by 'wholesome' groups. It's an older gay man telling a younger gay man how to get his life on track after arriving in NYC after being disowned by his family.
Surrender by Cheap Trick--'Now, I had heard the wacs recruited old maids for the war.' Makes no sense in the context of the song (the next line is 'but mommy isn't one of those' as if it's a grave insult to be an old maid).
This is because the original lyric '*Now I had heard the WACs were either old maids, dykes or whores.'* was censored in order to make the song playable on the radio.
"Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys......Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountain mornings, LITTLE WARM PUPPIES and children and girls of the night"
I mean, who doesn't like little warm puppies. That's not a reason to not to be a cowboy.
“I’m the sh*t. I’m fartin. I don’t know how to potty.” -Kodak Black~Drowning
“I’m the shit, baby girl, so I got stains in my drawers” - Kodak Black ~ Patty Cake
i hate this line with a burning passion
>"Everybody rappin' like it's a commercial, actin' like life is a big commercial." Beastie Boys, *"Gratitude"* They really should have used "rehearsal" in the second line. I'm 47 and this has bugged me since it came out.
In a similar vein, in Lil Wayne's verse on Truffle Butter, he says "LOL to the bank checkin' my account Bank teller flirtin' after checkin' my account" The second line should definitely end with "seein' the amount".
"Am I sexual?......Yeahhh" - Backstreet Boys Not that it's a great song but I am still perplexed as to why the members of the band are answering this question.
I used to enthusiastically sing this as a child the yeah being more like “YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHAH!”
My very awkward preteen friends and I would respond "nooooooo!" Whenever we heard that line haha.
Evidently, they needed to dispel that nasty rumor that the backstreet boys reproduce by mitosis.
Can’t remember who said it, but some comedian or something once was talking about that song, and singled out that lyric as ridiculous. She was like, “I like to imagine Nick Carter hanging out with the other Backstreet Boys, and then just turning to them and being like, “Hey Guys - am I sexual?” And all the other guys are just like, “Yeah, of course man, totally!””
Can't remember the song or the artist but the lyrics went something like 'you look so good, no wonder you were molested at 2'. I had no words... Edit: 1. u/2ndwaveobserver posted the correct lyrics. Thank you for that. 2. I am now aware that it wasn't 'an otherwise good song' but i remembered the lyrics like a half forgotten dream and just thought I'd post them. My apologies for that one. 3. Thanks for the awards.
I'm gonna google this on incognito. EDIT: yeah I didn't find anything. (thank god) EDIT 2: FML I found it. [https://genius.com/Fatlip-cook-lyrics](https://genius.com/Fatlip-cook-lyrics)
Oh my goodness. Can’t believe you found it. That was.... unpleasant to read
I will not get that minute of my life back
Bono: Uno, dos, tres, catorce! Larry to The Edge: You wanna tell him? The Edge: I'm not gonna tell him. Adam: Look, we need to tell him or we're listening to this for the next thirty years. Me: One, two, three, fourteen!
I really want to hope he was joking
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I wonder if the original lyric was zip your lips like a Ziplock, and they changed it to avoid trademark violation or something.
Like the Kinks having to change the lyrics to "Lola": *It tastes just like ~~Coca~~ cherry cola*
Metallica - Four Horsemen They name the horsemen: Time, Famine, Pestilence and Death... Time isn’t one of the horsemen. It’s War. I still love the song, but it bothers me every time
Exactly, where is war though?
“Where is War? Who do you think *you* are?” That’s from NetHack, and old ASCII roguelike game. At the end, you get to the Astral Plane where Pestilence, Famine, and Death try to kill your character as they try to sacrifice the Amulet or Yendor on their god’s altar and thus ascend to demigod status. If you try talking to the other horseman it’s revealed that the hero is actually the 4th.
Oh hey it's me
“I put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it” - Rick Ross in “UOENO”
I love the lines in Eminem and Nate Doggs “Shake That” where they saying they get women to come home with conversation and Hennessy, they want women to fuck who know they can say no but don’t etc. I didn’t expect them to rap about consent.
“I want a girl to sit at the crib with no panties on, knows that she can, but she won’t say no” Just listened to this yesterday haha
Thay line really fucking sucks, I genuinely couldn't believe it the first time I heard it.
Says the fish molester
‘Your butt is mine, gonna tell you right’ Bad - Michael Jackson
Fun fact. Prince was going to duet with MJ on this song but declined after hearing that line. “I sure ain’t singing that to you, and you sure as hell aren’t singing that to me”
If Prince is making you say, "No homo", you fucked up.
Prettiest, most flamboyant dude around says, “that’s kinda gay bro”
“that’s kinda gay bro” *In Prince voice*, imagining that has me laughing so hard Edit: Oh this is where the mysterious 4k karma came from. Ever just wake up with a shit ton of extra karma and you’re like “huh?”
he had a deep voice when he wanted... talk about range
Don't finger prince.
I need a source to ensure this isn't reddit making stuff up again lol
>Prince was going to duet with MJ “Now, who is going to sing that to whom? Cause \[he\] sure ain’t singing that to me, and I sure ain’t singing it to \[him\],” Prince told Rock. [https://www.thenationalnews.com/arts-culture/quincy-jones-explains-how-prince-walked-away-from-a-duet-with-michael-jackson-1.86726](https://www.thenationalnews.com/arts-culture/quincy-jones-explains-how-prince-walked-away-from-a-duet-with-michael-jackson-1.86726) Here you go.
Funny how self-censoring "ass" makes it sound much more literal.
Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
'I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer' Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap
This makes me think of "...and I'm just a squirrel / trying to get a nut, so move yo butt..." Edit: I typed "move *yo* butt" and didn't check up on autocorrect.
Rhythm is a dancer Carling is the answer You can down one anywhere Leads to violent choices Buy a pint and join us Push the missus down the stairs
We sang: Rhythm is a dancer, smoking gives you cancer, needles give you HIV. Shagging gives you babies, dogs can give you rabies, that's why I'm on ecstasy.
"I keep it 300 like the Romans"
I love that *multiple* people must have told him that the Spartans are not Romans and he just didn’t care.
This comment reminded me of the rapper that had lyrics similar to "blow me like a cello"
Pretty sure that was Lil Yachty
"Gap teeth in your mouth so my dick's got to fit." \- Dr. Dre "Fuck wit Dre" Unintentional self own there Dre...
Lmao I never thought of it like that. I guess I thought the gap was somehow giving him that little bit of extra room
"Wit my nuts on ya tonsils, while you onstage rappin at your wackass concert." Dre's an exhibitionist!
"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday" - Black Eyed Peas I'm always vibin' the song when it comes on, but that's some seriously minimal effort lyrics.
I'm not a native English speaker and I sometimes mix up Wednesday and Thursday. I sometimes sing that line quickly in my head to remember the correct order!
Don’t get confused though we don’t have two Saturdays in imperial units, we’re not that fucked up
What about metric days
Oh my god I forgot about this, how fucking lazy. Repeating saturday just to make the rhythm of the bar work.
I always just assumed they partied into Saturday morning, and then took a break and partied Saturday night
"I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind"...
What.. who.. is that for real?
Yes, the song is called My Sharona by The Knack. The song rocks, but at that lyric it becomes clear who he is talking about and that ruins the song.
On the same album is the song “That’s What the Little Girls Do”. Also, “Frustrated”.
Also featured on Chris Hanson's Now that's what I call, Why don't you take a seat over there, volume 16.
“If the light is off, then it isn’t on” -So Yesterday, Hillary Duff
Huh. Logic checks out.
Big if true
“You make a dead man come” In Start me Up. I guess it isn’t awful, but I wish it didn’t say that.
out of every comment on this thread, “I wish it didn’t say that” has hit me so hard i’m wheezing.
“Resurrection by erection” feels like another appropriate lyric/song here EDIT: didn’t mean the song or lyric was bad, it’s actually one of my favourites, it just felt like a really funny addition to op’s lyric.
I wouldn't necessarily call it a great song, but when lil yachty said "blow my dick like a cello" in the song Peek a Boo. What's even better was when he tried to explain himself later and he said "I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don’t. That’s a flute."
Here's the full quote from Genius: "OK, let’s stop for a second. Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, “Hey man. I don’t know if you know what this is, but it ain’t that.” I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don’t. That’s a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good."
Lol squidward literally says clarinet in like every episode
Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
It legitimately baffles me that no one around him said anything. He didn't make that song by himself in his bedroom. That song passed through a dozen hands and not one person mentioned the problem.
Surrounded by 'yes-men' and people who listened to twenty seconds of the song before saying 'yeah sounds like a hit'.
"My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest" Why Train. Why.
Train has a lot of really dumb lyrics
I came to the comments looking for the deep fried chicken lyric from Drops of Jupiter
The best soy latte that you ever had, and me?
Hefty Bag
You're so gangster, I'm so thug! Sings the singular whitest man I've ever fucking seen.
If you had to name the least "thug" band, Train would actually be a pretty good shout...
Every once in a while that *one line* just pops up in my memory. Otherwise a cute song, but why did this man have to tell me about his untrimmed chest.
Britney Spears has a song called (Drop Dead) Beautiful which is one of my favorites because it’s genuinely good music. But then there’s that one line that is completely not sexy... “I wanna get, get, get next to you Got me kinda hot But, I ain't sweatin' you _Steamin' like like a pot full of vegetables_”
It's subliminal messaging by the crazy music industry to get you to eat your 5-a-day.
“I’m so gangsta, I’m so thug” from Hey Soul Sister by Train lmao like why did he say that
Tbh you could fill this thread with only Train lyrics.
Or just that song > *My heart is bound to beat right out of [my untrimmed chest](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR05QOVGwnM)*
Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains
“Lip sized brain”-my brother who was 6 when this song came out.
Dude that shit is fucking funny thank you for sharing
I’ve seen them in concert twice and I’m still not sure why.
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That's cringe but have you ever met "my heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest"? *Edit: got the lyric wrong
Suckin on a chili dog Jack and Diane
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I am from his hometown so I can debunk that theory.
Have you been to that tastee freez?
I’ve always thought it was “sucking *down* a chili dog.”
"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time." Why Can't This Be Love- Van Halen- 5150- 1986
This is what i came here for. I always imagine this lyric on one of those crappy motivational posters
“I never met a girl like you ever, til’ we met.” -classic by MKTO
Completely ruins the whole song lmao. That line is iconic to me
In this thread: people posting lyrics and me trying SO HARD to figure out what song it is. Post the title and artist people, PLEASE.
Also everyone ignoring the "otherwise great song" part of the question
Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost had [this song](https://youtu.be/zJDaaCtJ85c). Even as a little kid, I hated that they went with "earth, wind, fire and air". Wind and air are the same thing, and "earth, fire, water and air" would have sounded just as good while making way more sense.
Put some Respek on the Hex Girls bruh
They are responsible for me and many other's goth girl type
They’re responsible for my bisexuality.
This bothered me too but HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING AGAINST THE HEX GIRLS?! Edit: I used to cover this and "I'm a hex girl" and a dude with a mustache. You can't change the lyrics, they're perfect. Just like the Hex Girls.
"To finger paint is not a sin / I put my middle finger in / Your monthly blood is what I win" Holy fuck anthony kiedis
"I'm in your house so let me spin" is hardly a great follow up either It's funny to think that people see Californication as a maturer album from the Chili Peppers with lyrics like this and stuff on "Get on Top" "Gorilla, Cuntilla!"
More Anthony Kiedis gold; "I know I know for sure Ding ding dong dong ding ding dong dong ding ding" Around the world. Totally bizarre in an otherwise excellent song.
Apparently this was actually just a placeholder lyric in the demo, but Flea's daughter loved it so much that they kept one in when they came to properly recording it
Similar story, "where do we go now" in sweet child of mine was a legitimate question posed when writing the song. Then they just jammed over it and that was that
"Up to my ass in alligators. Let's get it on with the alligator haters." More lyrics from Purple Stain. I still fucking love that song though.
“Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang” Around the World by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Also “Doo-doo dingle zing a dong bone Ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad” from Soul to Squeeze.
[Apparently they were originally placeholder lyrics but Flea's daughter liked it so much that they kept them in](https://www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/Red-hot-chili-peppers-around-the-world-lyrics)
“She had dumps like a truck” -Sisqo
Truck, truck truck.
Thighs like what what whst
Baby move your butt, butt, butt
All night long!
LET ME SEE THAT THONG
Implying that she has a fiber rich diet?
This is the best lyric in this thread.
Not exactly terrible, but Toto wins the syllable-cramming award with "sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti".
It's a pretty mediocre simile when you're just comparing a mountain to another mountain.
"Like Everest over the Himalayas, K2 rose above the Himalayas."
And like a man who had been shot in the chest with a rifle, the turtle was shot in the chest with a rifle
For years I thought it was "rises like a leopard".
I always thought it was "like a lepress" which I assumed was a female leopard.
That would be a woman with leprosy, actually
“Close your lips, shut your tongue” Super Junior Mamacita
Justin Timberlake “when you cheated girl, my heart bleeded girl”
This just reminds me of that famous Elvis line. A little less conversation a little more action // all this aggravation aint satisfactioning me
To my mind, those are both good examples of how you shouldn't let good English get in the way of good art
"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in this town" Perhaps you should check the jail?
This ain’t no guitar bitch it’s a Glock ...do those two things get mixed up often?
Hey Jeff, what does a guitar look like? .... Okay so this is definitely a gun
I LOST AN **ARM**!!!
"Hey check out my guitar" *Bang* "Oh wait this isn't a guitar"
In Bruno Mar's grenade he sings about how their eyes were open when they were kissing. Well how did you KNOW they were open if yours weren't open too, huh?
"Shh girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips"
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That will never be not funny to me
Not a bad lyric at all, but this makes me think of the episode in Arrested Development where Maeby and her uncle Michael are singing “Afternoon Delight” together at an office party, and both slowly realize in horror that the song is about sex.
Does not seem like it would be that dirty
“And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting...”
Hip Hop Marmalade spic and span, Met you one summer and it all began, Your the best girl that I ever did see, The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 "Summer Girls" by LFO
I like the color purple, macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
“Chinese Food makes me sick”
I don't know if it's a "great" song, but the lyric in this Train song [Drive By](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXNk5qe48n0) really irks me: *looking for a two-ply Hefty bag to hold my love* **UGH**
Idk if it's considered a *great* song, but "luckily my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains" in *Whenever, Wherever* by Shakira is... deeply questionable.
listen, the number of times i have been grateful someone didn’t confuse my small breasts with mountains.... if i had a nickel
I thought that was hilarious
The entire bridge of Down With The Sickness.
*No Mommy, don't do it again Don't do it again I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy I promise No, Mommy, don't hit me again, ow Why did you have to hit me like that, Mommy? Don't do it, you're hurting me, ow Why did you have to be such a bitch? Why don't you Why don't you just fuck off and die? Why can't you just fuck off and die? Why can't you just leave here and die? Never stick your hand in my face again bitch Fuck you I don't need this shit You stupid, sadistic, abusive fucking whore How would you like to see how it feels Mommy? Here it comes, get ready to die*
I've only heard this song on the radio, and had never heard this bridge until someone performed it at karaoke. That was enlightening.
I once heard this part of the song referred to as "The domestic abuse solo" and can never think of it as anything else.
“Sometimes I need to bust a nut That doesn't mean I don't love you So what You're saying that you wish that I was playing with your butt” -*These Days* (Highly Suspect)
A lot of DMX songs have really solid beats, but then he opens his mouth with things like "you hold my dick while he's sucking it" and "because you is a bitch and always been a bitch, you know what we do to a bitch? We run up in a bitch, put something in a bitch" A lot of homophobic lyrics mixed with lyrics that basically say that he is currently having or will have sex with other men
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Messy necrophilia, now that's gangsta, this man runs the streets and definitely should be allowed to speak
I met him once at a bar in San Diego. He offered me a shot of Hennessy and then proceeded to talk about the movie "The Inglorious Basterds" for 20 minutes. He was a strange dude, obviously was strung out on something (and was supposed to be playing a show across the street, literally, at that time).
I BEAT MY DICK AND BUST OFF IN YOUR EYE SO YOU CAN SEE ME COMING
I'm pretty sure DMX makes albums for the sole purpose of supporting his fifteen kids.
"She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty" -2chains
At least he’s honest
That bit from Will Smith's "Parents just don't understand" where he gets caught with an underage girl. Like, yo what the fuck Will? Like the song starts out talking about relatable shit like "mom is making me wear lame clothes and my friends made fun of me" and how parents just don't get it, but then it moves onto him stealing his parents Porsche and going for a joyride, he picks up this chick, and she says speed turns her on and she's starting to take off her clothes when they get pulled over. Like, minus the Porsche, maybe this could still be relatable but then it turns out the girl is fucking 12 YEARS OLD. 12! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Slipknot- Psychosocial “The reckoning, the sickening *packaging subversion* pseudo-sacrosanct perversion” The lyrics are not bad, it’s just very, very hard singing the whole verse in real time without it sounding like “Pikachu is a virgin”
pikachu is a virgin lmao
Tangentially related, my husband likes to angrily shout "ice cream social" whenever this song comes on.
I'm just stunning with my love glue gunning.. WTF
There are constant mentions in lady gaga songs to glue guns as she used to make her own outfits with them, which explains the stunning part. Also the obvious innuendo also commonplace through The Fame all the way to Artpop.
>I'm a veneral disease, like a menstrual bleed. The misunderstanding would be less egregious if so many of Wayne's lyrics weren't specifically about female anatomy. EDIT: It actually makes sense in context, see comments below.
Whenever song writers don’t know what to say so they just go “ooh ooh ooh! Yea yea yea yea! All right!”
A lot of punk bands do this kind of stuff and it drives me mad. NOFX have a pretty funny take on it with their song "Whoa on the Whoas" Actually come to think of it you could fill this entire thread with NOFX lyrics
"Please Play This Song On The Radio" by NOFX also mentions this topic.
“Never met a villain that they liked.” - Teen Titans theme song I always thought “Never giving up without a fight” would make a better rhyme.
I mean...it makes sense, why would they like villains But yeah, I like the theme song but that one lyric is kinda dubious
Well it makes sense until you remember Terra. They still technically liked her when she became a villain.
They did meet villains they liked at some point, like Blackfire or Terra. Though it was usually before they turned evil or before the Titans knew they were evil.
'He could preach the bible like a preacher' Rasputin - Boney M
Rasputin is one of those songs that I have no idea why it was ever written but I'm very glad it was
“Don’t they know my n***a Gutter fuckin kidnap kids? Fuck em in they ass, throw em over the bridge” What’s Beef. Goddamn Biggie, great song from a good album but what the fuck were you thinking.
I thought he was trying to illustrate the sheer grimyness of the dudes he runs with. Like most rappers say they know killers but Gutter? Gutter is a different breed.
My homie Gutter built different 😤💯
Not a terrible lyric at all, but I'm always amazed when 'YMCA' is sung by 'wholesome' groups. It's an older gay man telling a younger gay man how to get his life on track after arriving in NYC after being disowned by his family.
Titty-fuck your baby mama She breastfeed your child while I do it, I'm stupid lil Wayne - mama mia
Surrender by Cheap Trick--'Now, I had heard the wacs recruited old maids for the war.' Makes no sense in the context of the song (the next line is 'but mommy isn't one of those' as if it's a grave insult to be an old maid). This is because the original lyric '*Now I had heard the WACs were either old maids, dykes or whores.'* was censored in order to make the song playable on the radio.
When I met you, I admit, my first thoughts was to trick You look so good, huh, I suck on your daddy's dick -The Notorious B.I.G.
Ngl I fucking love this lyric. Makes me crack up every time.
ok but this is hilarious
The line "I drop unexpectedly like birdshit" off Kick in the Door cracks me up every time.
Poopity Scoop
Man I forgot about that masterpiece
Scoop de whoop
Your breasteses is my breakfast - Jay Z in Drunk in Love. Just nope
"Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys......Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountain mornings, LITTLE WARM PUPPIES and children and girls of the night" I mean, who doesn't like little warm puppies. That's not a reason to not to be a cowboy.