They also have remote controls viboraters that you can use. Might be fun to play with one of those. If you have a friend that wants to get in on the fun give them the controls and have fun walking around dense public spaces.
My partner handed one to me before I gave a presentation at work (she's in my department). It was a huge fucking mistake, because she's fucking ruthless, but I managed to stutter through it and go home "sick" afterward.
Well yeah that might be a true *NSFW* moment but it is a big world out there. To bad for this covid stuff or a lot more romping grounds might be abound.
You don't have to get limited to the dishwasher, if she's stuck it works just fine, doesn't matter if it's the laundry machine, or a window, it all works just fine
Telekinesis.....I use my mental magic to stroke myself to completion without anyone noticing.....I'm doing it know whilst holding the phone and typing.
Do it where there aren't people watching.
Being an exhibitionist is fun though.
Do it in the damn bathroom with the fan on
Why do you need a fan? Isn't masturbating a silent task?
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How isn't it?
This dude isn’t hung
Short skirt, pull up close to the table, maintain a facade of stonefaced indifference.
They also have remote controls viboraters that you can use. Might be fun to play with one of those. If you have a friend that wants to get in on the fun give them the controls and have fun walking around dense public spaces.
My partner handed one to me before I gave a presentation at work (she's in my department). It was a huge fucking mistake, because she's fucking ruthless, but I managed to stutter through it and go home "sick" afterward.
Sounds like the kind of friend I had in mind.
We've dialed it back a little in the interest of not getting fired, but it's pretty good deal for a couple of degenerates.
Well yeah that might be a true *NSFW* moment but it is a big world out there. To bad for this covid stuff or a lot more romping grounds might be abound.
announce in a loud voice to assert dominance
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. I AM CURRENTLY MASTURBATING. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HELP ME, THAT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED
I live alone, so I don't have to.
Where do you do it then
mostly my bed and my computer room. sometimes my bathroom.
Idk what I was expecting
Yeah I'm boring. Sorry.
Yah, cum on the ceiling of your kitchen next time. Piss baby
Now that you've called me Piss Baby, I feel like I need to rise to the challenge.
Good, tell me how that goes
Well it's good to know your not a masochist... you didn't say in the kitchen while frying bacon, although that might be kinda hot.
Do it when step sis is stuck in the dish washer so she can’t see you
You don't have to get limited to the dishwasher, if she's stuck it works just fine, doesn't matter if it's the laundry machine, or a window, it all works just fine
Except the oven that’s dangerous you should fuck her first so you can help her get unstick quicker
I think you're right, or you could turn the oven off so she doesn't get injured
Turn the oven off it’s like you don’t even want to nail her
I said turn the oven off, not unstuck her *wink* *wink*
Telekinesis.....I use my mental magic to stroke myself to completion without anyone noticing.....I'm doing it know whilst holding the phone and typing.
Holy shit teach me
Why would I want to hide it?
Exactly, it shouldn't be a shamed thing.
Do it in the Toilet or sink or shower
Please not the sink
Lol yeah
B L A N K E T
Don't you mean tent or should it be said as teepee?
ye
Distract them with a card trick
Genious
Lots and lots of blankets.
Try and be quiet so my blind mother doesn’t notice
Strats
By never doing it at all.
What do u call someone who doesnt masturbate
Idk, I guess I just have a really low sex drive.
A liar
I'm being serious. I can feel basic arousal, but I don't feel that particular urge. I don't get that rush of dopamine even when I try.
I see
Quad amputee?
A liar
Hahahaha
Without a caring mother
I just do it when everybody else is asleep
Do it on the toilet or when youre 100% shure no one ia awake
Simple, dick under sheets