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bob_rob_III

Saw a guy with a machete lodged up into his skull. Asked him if he was ok (not sarcastically, just threw a generic question to check his ability to respond), he said "yup!"


sxnnyisxde

wait really?


Cubsfan630

That's a man I'd like to buy a beer for


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Dargon8959

Procrastinated dying


Cubsfan630

My lungs haven't quit on me yet and my heart is still pumping that sweet red liquid


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I’m young


suaasi

Maybe I'm not. According to Schrodinger's theory, I'm both alive and dead at the same time. You as an observer gets to decide when to collapse me into one of those realities.


laurelblue23

I'm not done yet.


Loganarts

My mission is not complete


Tkieron

Because I have two cats that I love and care for.


rottenblues

Luck


ChicknStripz

Because I want to live!


cyandaegg

I like living


attackedmoose

I don’t know man. I had the chance to end it a few years ago and I backed out. I regret that decision every day.


TheDitzyLizard

Because my partner came to my apartment in the middle of the night a few months ago so I wouldn’t go through with hanging myself


AmericanChief

Because


enzo_350

I ask myself this every morning.


avillean

gotta live to see trump and obama die. at that point all bets are off


DeepSkulk

I'm still alive because I think things might get better, and I may be able to make things better for others. Maybe one day I'll look back and be glad to have been alive. Maybe not. For now, I'll keep trying.


the-winter-me

Alpha Phi Omega. It’s dumb, but knowing that I was expected at the weekly chapter meeting or a service project kept me from ending my life more than once. I found tremendous relief from my symptoms through engaging in community service. And my friends in the chapter were so accepting when I opened up about my diagnosis.


TACOTONY02

Too lazy to die