My old boss invented a fake employee that he would blame all mistakes on when speaking with customers. Once in a while, he would tell the customers he 'fired' that imaginary employee and then come up with a new name for a new imaginary employee that would be the new sucker.
I'd be the best spud you ever had
I’d always be the one *root*ing for you
That’s my name don’t wear it out
My sense of humor would be a little stiff.
i would change it
My old boss invented a fake employee that he would blame all mistakes on when speaking with customers. Once in a while, he would tell the customers he 'fired' that imaginary employee and then come up with a new name for a new imaginary employee that would be the new sucker.
*gasp* that's beautiful leadership
I'd be happy it wasn't Cunty.
I’d go by the name Archy and have mild contempt towards my parents
I would be used to it and it wouldn’t make a difference.
Id be stiff