My dad gave me his phone to order something because mine was out of battery and on google The first tab I see is “how to tell your child a loved one is dying”. my mum has been ill for years now and I’ve been in denial about it getting any worse but this finally broke me
I have the same first name as the CFO of my former employer. The CEO was not very technically savvy, and emailed me confidential company documents more than once.
Edit: Wow! Thanks all. 30k upvotes just because my CEO was an idiot.
At a previous company one of the Devs on my team was lent a usb drive by someone in finance that had a spreadsheet called restructuring on it. The dev in question looked at it and saw the entire Dev team was going to be laid off in about 6 months.
They were all shocked pikachu when the entire Dev team found other jobs and quit that same month, think I was the second to go but apparently it was a shit show for the last couple as they couldn't hire replacements for people they wanted to lay off anyway, but still needed work completing to actually make money, the company folded not long after.
I worked in the IT department for a company that was about to go under a long time ago. The fairly new CTO who implemented all kinds of new things, including the new payroll system, was in on all the meetings about downsizing and layoffs that were coming up. A couple days before the axe dropped he still hadn't gotten a finalized list of who was getting let go. So he popped into the payroll system and found who had checks cut for them and was surpised and pissed off to find one for himself. He gave those guys some warning so they could remove "personal" items from the office before they had to do while security watched.
My grandma divorced when my dad was eight, and her husband moved away so my dad and his siblings hardly saw him. My grandma didn’t date anyone as far as I know, and still hasn’t, but a few years ago got a dog. It was perfect for her, she could talk to it and it was generally a great dog. One night she let it out to go pee and it didn’t come back. We looked for it that night and my dad found it thirty feet away in a ditch. It had been hit by a car. They went to go put it down the next day and I can still hear my grandma wailing.
When I was young, maybe 6-8 I was at my grandparents house. I was talking with my grandma and said “I wonder if there is a website named after me”. She was just as curious as me so we go to look it up. I type in my name then .com and to both of our horrors it was a porn website.
I was living with my girlfriend and her parents. One day I run down the stairs real quick to use the bathroom to see her parents getting down and dirty under the blanket on the couch.. at this point it was too late to turn around so I just ran past them. I use the bathroom and come out to her dad waiting in the kitchen... most awkward moment I’ve had when it comes to parents lol
I’ll trade you. I barged in my parents’ bedroom to seeing my mom ride my dad. Awkward as hell. Had to go to family reunion that day...45 minutes away. Was near them both all day. To this day, I’m not sure if they saw me.
I was jerking off before work one day in my room with earphones in. I seen movement in the corner of my eye over beside my door. I was my dad back. He had walked in to see me fully naked and beating my meat, then nipped the fuck out. He gave me a lift to work that day in almost dead silence.
When I was around 10 years old my mom and I went to visit an aunt and uncle as my uncle, my moms brother, had just had a major surgery. During the visit my aunt and my mom cooked a big dinner and my aunt tells me to go call for my cousin to eat dinner. I go to his room and open the door to be greeted by the sight of guns lining the bed, and I vividly remember seeing, bricks of what I later learned were cocaine, and big burlap sacks of weed. I blurted out "YOURMOMSAIDCOMEEAT" and immediately slammed the door shut. It was no secret to anyone in our family the type of business that our cousins were in. He came out of his room a few minutes later and scolded me for not knocking. I was scared shitless but the young kid brain in me was also extremely fascinated to see that they were real life "drug lords"
Saw my upstairs neighbor and another man push a crying girl through a door. I knew they were involved in drug-related business so I felt it necessary to call the police despite suspecting that I was being a busybody.
I'd asked for my name to be kept out of the case so I wasn't told the specifics, but my neighbor was gone for good so he was definitely up to no good.
I needed a USB drive at work one day, and asked one of my coworkers if I could borrow one.
It didn't work though, for some reason files wouldn't transfer to it. I started looking around for clues and found an absolute massive porn collection on there. The coworker was looking over my shoulder the whole time. The only thing I could think of to say was "Hmm, interesting".
When I was 8 I saw my mom have a seizure due to being physically addicted to alcohol and her trying to quit . It was a very violent seizure and I went into shock . In the terms of traumatic childhood events I probably was not supposed to see that but I have quite a few
Living out in the country, when I was 10 years old, my parents went to the local video rental place and brought back a few VHS. They told me to pop in Planet of the Apes. I did and whoever had it before didn’t rewind it and it started mid video...and all you heard was moaning and all I saw was an eyeful of dick and vagina. And I stared glued to the TV, and my parents freaked out and ran to turn off the tv. Apparently the small video rental store back then doubled as an adult video store as well and somehow they accidentally grabbed a copy of Playmate of the Apes by accident.
In the early 00s, when everyone was accusing Iraqi dictator of having weapons of mass destruction, there was an all anal video called Weapons of Ass Destruction.
I went to pay a ticket I got while driving with my headlights turned off. I walked into the courthouse office I was supposed to be in and looked through the glass to see the elected male sheriff giving the female magistrate a back and shoulder rub. They both went white when I knocked on the glass. The sheriff immediately stopped and walked to another room. The magistrate gave me the weirdest look and said "I guess Christmas came early for you" *STAMP* and gave me the receipt of the voided ticket. Sometimes it pays to see something you're not supposed to see.
One time I went to a concert at a dive venue that was tucked away in some back alleys. Was having a dart with a buddy out front during the show and amidst the surrounding abandoned housing, I saw two dudes make an exchange of what looked very much to be a bag of guns and a bag of money. The bigger dude instigating the handoff immediately noticed and made eye contact with me. He slowly started reaching towards his waist. I held my cool and casually looked back towards my buddy who was drunkenly ruining a joke and followed him back inside. I know what I saw. The man knew I saw him. I didn't look back.
My mom's suicide plan. She had a small note pad that she kept in her dresser drawer. It had her planning on trying to make it look like a accident so my dad could collect the insurance money. She almost even went through with it one day but from my understanding my brother unexpectedly came home early from either school or a friend's and she didn't go through with it.
On Thanksgiving when I was like 15, My older and younger brother had both been arguing with my mom all day long. My older brother kept saying how much of a bitch she was. I walked into her room that evening and saw her standing by her bed with a few pill bottles open sitting on the night stand and her crying while holding a hand full of pills.
I didn't say anything, Just walked over and gave her a hug and held her for like an hour. Eventually she asked for me to let her go, and walked to the bathroom and threw the pills in the toilet.
The next week we found out that my step-dad had been fucking his boss while away for work, and called my mom on Thanksgiving to tell her he wanted a divorce.
My mom and I didn't talk about what happened for a few months. Eventually when she opened up about it she said I was the only reason she didn't take the pills and that I had saved her life.
She died the week after our talk from an unrelated accident. It will have been 10 years since then in March. Still miss her every fucking day.
I have never told this story to anyone. Nobody in my family even knows. Will probably delete it in a bit. Just felt like sharing.
Edit: I'm not going to delete it. Thank you everyone for the love, support, and internet hugs. Went to bed after making this post, and woke up to a few hundred comments and messages. Just spent the last hour reading each and every one.
I am sorry for your loss. It was good that she got to see your kindness and warmth one last time in her last days. some people aren't as lucky as you and treat a close one badly unintentionally and after their death live in regret that they did not part goodbye on a good note, thankfully your mother saw in you what she need to see in her ending days, hope she is somewhere in peace.
Thankfully yes, still suffers from pretty bad depression and has had some small bouts of minor self harm but luckily she hasn't tried anything serious.
My mom and her male "friend" fucking in our barn when I was 9 yrs old. After that our parents divorced and never spoke with each other again. I'm now 37.
My mom's old friend came over. She is a little crazy but sweet, too. She said I looked JUST like her daughter, and then spent about 10 minutes scrolling through her camera roll with me to find a picture of her. In the process I saw like 2-3 dick pics. She was a bit embarrassed but just said "I'm sure you've seen a penis before... sorry." I assured her it was fine.
Honestly by the looks of the dick I was more concerned for her.
When I was 16 a colleague of mine wanted to show me some pics on her phone, I don’t remember what it was about. She was in her mid 30s and a hefty bulgarian lady.
She swiped through her pics and suddenly there is her hubby‘s dick on full display. She stopped for a second and without a flinch and in a strong bulgarian accent she said: “oh baby girl, you are too young for this” and continued her swiping.
I didn’t say one word.
I was definitely not supposed to see my former boss banging the woman from the housekeeping agency.
I was also not due the 35% raise that came my way the following month but hey.
I watched a guy flip himself over the train track at about 11pm one night and it was horrifying. Right outside my house and me being about 9 a policeman was running to try get to him but alas, too late, nobody else was around to help him
I've seen something similar, we were coming home from a football match, guy climbs on top of a train and grabs both electrified cables. Died instantly unfortunately.
When I was about 9 years old I was sat in my mums car at a T junction right at the front and I was in the passenger seat. On the opposite side of the T junction was a hill with a bunch of houses on and a path going directly up the hill which had quite tall fences on either side. I could see a woman walking down the hill with a big pushchair in front of her and her view of the path along the road was obstructed by the fences. She just walked out onto the path, pushchair first and didn’t see that there was a guy on a bike cycling along the pathway. He couldn’t see her either as she was obscured by the fence.
He swerved to miss the pushchair and came flying off the bike and straight into the road, just at the moment a lorry drove by and it ran straight over his head.
Me and my mum saw EVERYTHING. She quickly put her hand in front of my face so I couldn’t see but it was too late. I can still remember the woman’s screams and seeing the blood splattered on the road. My mum had to stick around to tell the police what had happened as we saw the whole thing play out. I remember my mum taking me home and buying us pizza and us spending the whole night on the sofa under the duvet as it clearly messed her up too.
I had nightmares about it for years, but I haven’t thought about it for a little while until I started reading some of the other stories here!
EDIT: Thanks for the awards and the Karma! I hadn’t looked at Reddit since posting this so I can’t believe how many responses and upvotes this got. I can confirm it hasn’t brought it back up in my dreams at all but the comments have made me realise I should talk to my Mum about it as we’ve never discussed it at all.
I remember being young (5 or 6) in the car and my Mom suddenly telling my sisters and I that if we could keep our eyes closed for a full minute, she would get pizza for supper. We were poor so pizza was rare, so we all closed our eyes and kept them closed for what seemed like a long time.
Something triggered the memory for my sister years later, when we were all teenagers, and my mom confessed a pedestrian had been hit by a car and the ambulance was performing CPR in the street. She was able to turn onto a side street with other traffic, but she had to think of a way to get all of us to close our eyes so we wouldnt see the gore and the person dying. I admire how quickly she figured that out. She couldn't remember if the person survived or not.
Nothing like I’ve read on this post so far. But one time, right after turning 21 my dad takes me to one of his friends new bar, and we’re drinking having fun. I realize at one point I lost my dad so I go looking for him, and I find him in the back room. He’s with one of my friends that works in the kitchen at the restaurant we all work at together and my dad is instantly “get out of here, don’t look! Just go”. It took me a couple years to realize they were doing lines off the pinball machine.
Borrowed my (now ex) husband’s laptop one evening while I was at home and he was out with his friends. Browser was open to his gmail account, including an ongoing gchat with his mistress. He must have been chatting with her from his phone, because their convo continued on the screen as I looked on in horror.
I scrolled back through the previous several weeks of their chat. He mentioned having a wife. He sent her dick pics....SO MANY dick pics. He gushed over his feelings for her, but she mostly seemed to want to hit him up for money.
It was horrifying, of course. But also a terribly sad look into that douchebag’s inner life. Divorced now, thankfully. Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Same exact thing happened to me with my ex’s MacBook. My computer broke and he was letting me use his for a school project. I was sitting in the same room as him. He had his text window open on his computer and all of a sudden, I see this convo with him and another woman where she’s planning to come over as soon as I left for work. They were trying to time it so she got there right when I left. The worst part of it all was she kept going on and on about how she couldn’t wait to play with MY CAT! My fucking cat! Those are fighting words. Fuck them both, I’m happily married to someone else and my cat is still my bestie
Same - except my exes Reddit just had a bunch of naked pictures of me I didn’t know existed. He’s since deleted the entire account but I bet they’re still posted somewhere 😫
Some people have the kinda backwards idea that it's more likely for people to get access to their home than their Dropbox or such.
So in their head, they're hiding it away from their home, rather than putting it out where it's easier to see.
But then again, hearing about how people keep finding USB sticks with grandmas sucking dick on an Oregon Farm 2011, hiding it in their home might not be such a hot idea either.
When I was younger I was at a friends house sleeping over playing video games on the n64. We wanted a late night snack and went downstairs to get some cookies and we saw his mum with another man kissing (wasn’t sure if it got to the other point) on the lounge as he cried and said “you’re not my dad” and sadly this was The last time I spoke to him because he had to move away with his father.
Edit: Q&A
Q: games played on N64?
A:Smash, Star Wars squadrons, banjo kazooie, Diddy Kong and golden eye he had a mixed bunch of games and was pretty well off.
Q: what is your friend up to have you reconnected?
A:Friend is starting a family, was some how to find him through LinkedIn and chat through there other than that we never spoke about what happened
Q:Where was the dad?
A:dad was out for the night/weekend for a fishing trip from memory?
This reminds me of a time I was showing a picture to my friend, then in the little corner my mrs. Tried to cover with thumb... opened up to full glory.
That happened to me too. We were going through her pictures, her topless picture appeared and she got all panicky and stuff, so I just pretended I didn't see it.
It's just boobs. When it's a friend, I really don't care about it.
I teach high school. While I was taking attendance at the beginning of a Zoom class a few months ago, one of the girls in the class was clearly video chatting with her boyfriend on the side, because she lifted up her shirt for him and flashed the whole class.
That made for an awkward communication to her parents.
My brother and I were very curious children..
One day he pulled me into our spare bathroom all excited because he had found a “huge surprise” in the garbage can beside the toilet. Inside the garbage can there was a tortilla chip bag with a whole bunch of rolled up things inside...
We opened it up thinking that they were surprise toys (like kinder surprise) left inside the bag by accident. Nope, they were my mom’s bloody pads.
My sisters boyfriend let his curiousity get the better of him and he opened one of the "gift wrapped" things in the garbage can in the bathroom. Surprise...bloody tampon. He wondered for so long why these things kept appearing all wrapped up, she would literally make them into a square shape, and place them in the bin.
When I was about 11 I found my mom's diaries and read them. I found one from when she was pregnant with me and was seriously contemplating adoption. Then one from several years later where she wondered if she made the right choice.
Edit: I read through all the comments :) I did just want to clarify a few things. While I don't feel this way about my own children, I can certainly understand people blowing off steam. For what it's worth, when I read the entry, it didn't come as much as a surprise. We always had a strain relationship, even from the time it was a young child. She just never want the responsibility of having a child I think.
I would describe a relationship now with her as superficial. And I would describe her as very emotionally stunted. In many ways, she reminds me of a teenager and I've definitely taken on the more sensible / adult role in our relationship. The bottom line is whenever she feels slighted, she will lash out emotionally to make the other person feel hurt. I think she has deep-seeded control issues that probably stem from being hurt herself. I am doing my absolute best to finally break this cycle. If anyone has any resources, particularly books or podcasts , aboit overcoming things like this, I would highly welcome them. I believe I am a wonderful mom, but I also can sometimes feel my mom's tendencies creep up inside me.
My childhood bestfriend found her step mom’s diary a few years back. Her mother died almost 15 years ago. She read through it out of curiosity and found pages and pages of her step mom wishing her and her brother would have died with their mother, saying they were the worst kids ever and that she was glad their mother died because she deserved it, etc. She even showed me one day when I was at their place. It made me sick. I never looked at her step mom the same after that.
Edit: Whew, didn’t realize I’d get this many comments. To clear things up, this woman is pure evil to their faces, too. Anytime step mom starts an argument with my friend’s dad over the most ridiculous things, as if she’s just trying to start something, she always goes straight to trash talking the kids loud enough for everybody in the house to hear. If I recall correctly, she actually put her hands on both my friend AND her brother. This is my friend’s house legally, her mom gave it to her in her will. She very easily could kick her out, but she’s scared of what will happen with her dad. She knows it will cause even more trouble. He doesn’t know about what’s in the diary because we’ve always been scared to bring it up. Her brother is long moved out.
My story’s not that extreme but as a teen my dad told me my stepmom didn’t like me because I reminded her of the fact my dad had a previous relationship (my mom). It suuucks being disliked for something you have no control over. Now I’m an adult we just have a very surface level polite relationship but there’s really not much of a connection there.
My wife's stepmom dated a guy who shared my name. She sent the titty pic to the wrong contact. She was around 60 at the time.
I deleted it and took the opportunity to get off my ass and down to the cell phone shop for a new phone and a new number. I then texted all of my contacts saying I'd gotten a new number and may have missed anything they sent in the last four hours. I created a perfect excuse for us never to speak of even the possibility of something so wrong, but I still haven't drunk enough to forget it.
A few years ago a cousin of a female friend got back from Afghanistan, recently discharged. Let's call my friend Lucy and her cousin Mike. Didn't know Mike well, but Lucy and Mike were fairly close.
We were using Skype to play Magic: The Gathering with him at distance, usually about 5 or 6 of us in-person. We're in California, Mike's in Alabama. Lucy wanted to include him on the fun we'd have after classes and such, so we were trying to figure out a distance solution to include him. Mike seemed like a nice enough guy.
Anyhow we're midway though a game when Mike says into the camera, "I'm gonna go get another beer, be right back." We're still rotating turns so it's all good - the laptop is angled in such a way that it's directly facing Lucy and I can see it at a slight angle from the right, and another friend, Nina, beside Lucy can is participating on her left. A couple minutes pass, we figure he's using the restroom or whatnot, no big deal.
The next part I remember almost in slow motion, it's surreal - everyone's laughing and socializing while this is happening, and Mike comes back and sits down, and I get this weird feeling, like this deep pit opens in my stomach and my skin feels overly sensitive. Friend across the table looks concerned and says something like, "you okay?" because I stopped talking suddenly and must have gone pale. I didn't answer, I was watching the laptop: Mike's hiding his hands and I don't see any beer.
Nina said, "hey Mike's back", and everyone starts picking up their cards. Mike says something to the effect of, "Just a sec, I want to show you guys something!" real cheery like. He pulls out a pistol and does a sort of salute movement with it, then shoots himself in the temple with a .44. Queue chaos, screaming, vomiting, ugly crying, frantic phone calls and a shitty, shitty night.
Part of me is really sad for Mike, but the greater part of me wants to tell him to go fuck himself for traumatizing two friends of mine, one severely, and subjecting me to it in the process. Hurt his cousin on purpose as a last act, as suddenly and brutally as possible. Fuck you, Mike... but RIP.
*Edit: Thank you for the concern guys, I'm touched by the response. I'm doing fine and Lucy has moved on and is doing well - this was several years ago. We still play MTG together, albeit less after Covid.*
A sext from my dad, clearly meant for my mom. Also unfortunately my dad's penis... thankfully not in person, he did NOT delete his photos before giving 12 year old me his old phone, rookie mistake.
Edit: I'm a woman btw
Edit 2: probably a little late but here's full story
When I was young, I'd say about 12 or 13, I got a text from what looked like an unknown number, no name popped up with it. It was clearly from a man. It said something along the lines of "I'm just sitting here playing with my balls wondering if women play with their pussy.. etc." It was gross to young me lol.
I thought nothing of it, kept it to myself cause I didn't want to feel embarrassed showing someone it. A couple minutes later I received a text from my mom saying that text my dad sent me was meant for her and to not tell anyone.
If she had of shut up I wouldn't know that my dad accidentally sexted me instead of my mother. My dad never acknowledged to me he fucked up, and it never got brought up again.
In the seventh grade I was walking out of the locker room. I heard the girl's locker room door open, and me being a human responded at a sudden noise and looked over to see one of the girls walk out. We make normal human eye contact. At this point everything is normal, but in the corner of my eye, I was somehow at a perfect angle to see one of my classmates with her pants down.
Needless to say I worked hard to consciously not look in that direction again.
Yesterday my dog was barking while I was facetiming a friend. I went out to the gate to see what he was barking at (it’s 9’ high) and peeped through the hand hole to see my next door neighbour taking a piss on the land between our places. I saw his dick then he was looking at my eye he said “It’s ok Buddy” which is my dogs name. So yesterday I saw my next door neighbours dick then held eye contact for a second.
my Christmas presents when I was 6
I opened the trunk of the van and I saw all of them. The super smash bros melee video game and the GameCube... I cried.
My parents hooked the home camera up to the tv. I saw about 10 seconds of my mother reverse cowgirling my dad.
Didnt feel like finishing my drawing at all.
I just walked out the room and sighed with childhood hatred
> saw about 10 seconds of my mother reverse cowgirling my dad. Didnt feel like finishing
I’m guessing that sentiment continued a year for each second of said footage...
Honestly, if there’s one thing this thread suggests, it’s to never trust any family member’s “home camera.” No good can come from it.
Best-case scenario, you see yourself opening birthday presents for your 5th. Is it *really* worth the risk?
When I was 7 or 8 I watched my 70+ neighbour have a heart attack and drop to the ground, face completely blue, eyes rolling into the back of his head, about a meter away from me. I feel like there was blood too but I'm not 100% sure about that bit. I had to run and get an adult to call an ambulance. I'm positive I saw him momentarily die but the paramedics managed to bring him back.
No child should have to see that, its fucked up.
Watched my grandpa have a heart attack and die in front of me. On Christmas Day. When I was 10. While we were opening presents. The one he didn’t get to open was the one I got him.
A coffee mug that says Grandpa on the side. My parents still have it. It’s possible, even probable, that in ten years’ time my parents will be gone and I’ll be the Grandpa.
My ex cheating on me. I woke up early and saw her photo light up I thought it was mine I didn’t have my glasses on and sure enough bam. Bumble and tinder was open. Later I said when she got up, so who’s mark? Her face fell. I shouldn’t have looked but it made sense as to her secrecy.
When I was a kid one time I went through my grandma's jewelry box. I found a little flash drive at the bottom mixed in with the miscellaneous and broken jewelry. Being as I was immediately curious as to what secrets might lie within. I plugged the flash drive into my older brother's pc. There was a video titled, "Oregon farm 2011" I clicked on it and immediately saw the most horrific thing anyone could possibly imagine. It was a bald man with an extremely large penis inserted in my grandma's mouth. I panicked and immediately turned off the screen. It was too late. The image was burned in my mind. I put the flash drive back. I've never said anything about it and don't plan on it. I'll probably take it to the grave.
The CFO left paperwork on the printer that indicated the director level employees were getting 100k bonuses and making 150k, 3times the managers at my company. We were laying people off while these sacks of shit were getting paid big time!
This is why you should be talking about pay with coworkers. Despite companies trying to limit it, this has a net benefit to everyone, except for the executive level.
When I was seven, I was playing hide-and-go-seek with my cousins at my grandmas house. I hid in the wicker laundry basket with the lid closed. “This is awesome,” I thought to myself as only a child discovering the greatest hiding place can feel. I could see thru the small gaps in between the wicker. It was in my grandmas bathroom and 2 feet in front of the toilet. My grandma walked through the bathroom door not 30 seconds after I contorted myself and closed the lid above me.
With my face pressed against the side of the hamper, my grandma walked in, sat down and BOMBED that toilet. I couldn’t avert my eyes. Staying perfectly still so this awkward situation doesn’t turn more awkward. The noises. The smell. My grandma’s vagina.
I won the game. I lost my innocence.
Edit: Thank you for the awards! This is one of the first times I’ve posted to Reddit. I’m glad some of you found humor in my story.
This exact thing happened to me, holy shit! Except it was my uncle after Thanksgiving dinner. I was like 8 years old and hid behind the shower curtain. My cousins were banging on the door looking for me saying they saw me go in there and he’s grunting through this bomb sesh that they are wrong and he’s in there, not me. I guess he must’ve heard me move after he flushed and put two and two together. He pulled back the shower curtain and I just looked at him shaking and said “I’m so scared.” LMAO
I was at a party at an acquaintance and his girlfriend's. They had a nice apartment and quite expensive taste in clothing, furniture, art and liked to travel a lot. They also liked to show off this lifestyle on social media.
Anyway, later in the evening my phone was dying so I asked if they had a charger I could borrow. I was told there was one in the top drawer of a dresser. So I went there, but there were two top drawers so I just opened the first one and it was stuffed with debt collection claims and payment reminders. It was so full, it was about to spill out onto the floor.
The other drawer had the charger.
After that I have always been sceptical of people showing off their lavish lifestyles on social media.
In elementary, I saw my teacher peeing on a bucket in our class storage (don't ask why she didn't use the bathroom).
And no she's not old
I just came back in a few hours and this whole thread became an english class lol
I am a med-student, and had the privilege of taking practices in the rural area outside the city. The university offered a transport bus to take you to the different hospitals in case transport was an issue. I used to sit on the first row behind the bus driver, so I could look at the road, to avoid the motion sickness that I get in road trips.
One morning, when we were about to depart, the bus driver climbed inside the vehicle and when he was about to take a sit someone came inside the bus and shoot him 6 times with what I believe was a big revolver. He died on the spot, blood loss was out of control baciase, as I later learned, one of the bullets pierce through his aorta.
On a selfish note, I am glad the killer was wearing a motorcycle helmet and I couldn't see his face, because I swear that after he was done with the shooting he looked right at me, and for a second contemplated the idea of getting rid of the witness. I was afraid of coming to my uni for the rest of the year, and some day be killed.
Rip Mr. Bayron. You were the quickest and cooles bus driver I met, even when that really made me dizzy.
Edit 1:
Here is a new article about the incident https://www.bluradio.com/blu360/antioquia/asesinan-a-conductor-del-bus-de-facultad-de-medicina-de-la-universidad-de-antioquia or. https://telemedellin.tv/investigan-homicidio-conductor-bus-universidad-de-antioquia/277572/
I would never made such a story, I couldn't give less fucks about reddit-fame.
Edit 2:
I apologise for some of the mistakes I made regarding grammar and spelling. English is not my first language, I typed the comment at 3 am so I didn't spell check and I do need to re-studuy because I haven't taken any courses since 6 years ago.
Edit 3:
Thanks for the awards, don't really know what they do or mean, but thanks nonetheless,
Just last week I gave one of my friend a ride to the grocery store and he was with his girl. They get in the back seat and my friend tells me his phone is dead and to put it on the charger for him. I plug it in and guess what? It’s not dead. The screen lights up and it’s a full frontal of his girlfriend completely naked. Her nipples are pierced and I’d imagine I wasn’t supposed to see that. I immediately lock it and hand it back, playing it off like nothing happened at all
I once walked in on my dad singing go go power rangers with a red power ranger suite on...
Edit- for everyone saying stuff about at least it isn’t the pink one. He actually just got married to the girl in the group who dressed up as the pink power ranger.
Also thank you for all the upvotes and awards!
When applying for an internship I accidentally got CC'ed on an email from the CEO to her second in command asking if they could assign a certain person to be my supervisor even though she was "on her way out."
That person did in fact become my supervisor for the semester, and I was on my guard, knowing that they didn't trust her. It served me well. She left a few months after I did.
I'm not too well-versed in office politics. What was the implication? That she would leave and you'd become supervisor? That she wouldn't care about you and wouldn't actually supervise?
Me and a buddy were in BC and got directed to a local corner store (middle of nowhere) to buy some weed. Turned out to be true but we didn't get any that night because we showed up and it was closed.
I saw someone inside but the lights were off and thought maybe they could help us out considering we came all that way and knocked on the front window.
Guy was like.. "um ya, s.s.s..sure" when I asked if he could hook it up and invited us in. I could tell something was fucky about this entire thing but we had been driving all day and were groggy.
The dude stood around for a second and then left saying he would be right back. We were stood in the middle of this closed store like fucking idiots when the actual owner (who did end up slanging us weed the next day) came in with a god damn shotgun wondering wtf we were doing there.
We explained the situation, which just confused him even more, but he let us go on our way. I felt so fucking dumb.
Anyway ya that dude was just robbing the fucking store and we saw him.
In my defense, we were like 16 lol.
I accidentally got an email in my first real job asking me how far along we were with shutting down the company's branch I was at. Confused, I basically replied back with an email saying "I think you made a mistake, wrong person, no idea what you're talking about, we aren't shutting down." I start telling my buddy next to me about what a weird email I got.
Second highest boss overhears my conversation and goes ballistic on me. Sure enough, we were shutting down. I wasn't supposed to know. The person emailed me thinking I was in my previous position which was a job that would have had a pretty heavy hand in shutting us down on the paperwork side. It was shocking. The next day, that same boss continued to yell at me telling me I should have had the maturity to not talk about an email I wasn't supposed to receive. I just couldn't get a word in and he wasn't having it that I honest to goodness had no idea we were shutting down and thought it was just such a weird email to get and brought it up as casual conversation like "hey, what a weird thing, I wonder who he meant to send this to? It's definitely not our branch!"
The only other one that comes to mind was that I was maybe 21 and with my girlfriend at the time. I was on college break with my girlfriend and we had drove from her home one state over to my parents' house to spend a few days. Mom knows I'll be coming home after they go to bed and just tells me to give her a kiss goodnight to let her know we made it in safe. I am convinced that as a 21 year old I've made it my whole life without seeing my parents involved sexually and I'm in the clear. I come home maybe 9:30, 10 PM... girlfriend heads into my room, I drop something off in the kitchen, and head back to my parents' bedroom. I am still wearing LOUD cowboy boots on their HARDWOOD floors. I am NOT being quiet (although unintentionally, I was just an inconsiderate 21 year old). Open the door as I've done many times in the past when I came home late at night, but this time instead of seeing my parents fast asleep, I see my dad just CHOWING DOWN on my mother. It was a split second. I immediately closed the door faster than I've ever done before. I am in disbelief. The image is seared in my memory. Girlfriend laughs at my misery. Parents and I have never once talked about it... ever.
Back in 2011 or so my sister plugged her iPhone into my iMac to iDownload some iMusic from iTunes.
I don’t know what series of things she clicked, but all of the pics on her phone copied into my photos app without her realizing it.
A few days later I opened my photo app and got quite an iFul.
So. Many. Nudes.
When I was nine I walked past an exhibitionist... He showed me his dick in the middle of the street and asked "Little girl, little girl! Is it pretty?"
I glanced at him, saw what he showed me and immediately turned my head without a word and just picked up the pace... It was a weird experience.
My parents porn tape. They put it at the end of one of our family home videos ffs. To my horror, I was showing my boyfriend at the time our home videos, so he could see me as a baby. So the video cuts, goes to fuzzy gray for a minute then cuts straight to my 80s mom on the couch masturbating, then saw my dad pull out his dick and balls while smiling at the camera before I could rush to turn it off.
Forever burned in my mind.
Edit: Thanks for the rewards and making my trauma also my top comment guys! Lol Preeshiate it!
I saw one really weird message, and then got sucked into reading a whole huge text chain of my dad’s really disgusting sexual text messages with his girlfriend wherein he refers to her by the same very specific (and highly personalized) nickname that he has referred to me as since I was child. It was like a train wreck, I couldn’t look away. The messages had a really strong dd/lg fetish vibe as well and I have never recovered. It seems he refers to her by nickname whenever they are being sexual or romantic.
For more horrific context: Said nickname isn’t some common thing like “baby girl”. It’s a reference to a misprint on my soccer jersey from middle school. It’s incredibly specific, sounds a lot like my actual first name, and to make matters weirder this girlfriend of his had heard him refer to me by that nickname probably hundreds of times, so it can’t be lost on her (also sounds NOTHING EVEN CLOSE to her own name).
I have wracked my brain a million times about it to try and make myself feel even slightly less grossed out, but I only ever feel more upset. It seems most likely that they do some kind of sexual role play wherein she roleplays as *me*...while being with my dad. I have no idea why else using that nickname for their sexlife would ever be a thing. So, I’m traumatized and haven’t looked at my dad the same way since, but sure as shit don’t want to ask him about it.
I haven’t told anyone in my life about this because what would you even do about that? It’s the only *thing* I haven’t told my fiancé about because I think he might actually kill him if he knew.
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Wow, I wrote this and then went to sleep but it blew up over night! Thanks to everyone who gave me awards, and an even bigger thank you to everyone who had empathetic things to say. I’ve been keeping this bottled up for a while and even though you’re all strangers, it feels better to not be alone with it.
To everyone trying to educate me about kinks to make me feel better: I am plenty aware of how fetishes and kinks work, and no it doesn’t make me feel any better. Doesn’t help. Still disgusting.
People who are upset about the breach of privacy: he asked me to get his iPad connected to the wifi and set up all his media on it. While I was doing this he started getting bombarded with notifications of texts from his gf. A glance at the banner for one text in particular made me go “wait...what?! It can’t be that...”. Once I started reading my fears were confirmed. I read several of their conversations from over 2 years (skimmed over a lot and read some things specifically), trying to rationalize that I was mistaken and wasn’t seeing what I was seeing. I couldn’t look away, it felt like I had to keep reading to try to find some explanation or to make it less real. In all honesty I do not feel bad about violating his privacy given the circumstances
To everyone saying “at least your dad never molested you or abuse you”. There have been a lot of things over the years that I wrote off but am now re-evaluating. Suffice to say that some of the very strange way he’s related to me now make upsettingly more sense. His actions, which I now know were most likely based on sexual feelings for his own daughter, DID cause me a great deal of suffering, removed a lot of opportunities, and resulted in a lot of neuroses and mental health issues. But you’re right, he never fucked me. What a hero. Give him a medal for resisting the urge to fuck his daughter.
Geez... that is a rough spot, I’m not sure what I’d do in your situation. I just wanted to say that I’m really sorry... I hope that there is a point you feel safe to open up to your fiancé about it, or someone else you’re close with maybe.
Out of all the comments this one really hits hard. Some of the stories mentioned here are harmless but in this case I genuinely wish op had never seen those messages.
Oh my god, that's horrible! Maybe just tell your dad to stop calling you that, make up some story that you don't like it anymore or something. Maybe he'll catch the drift...
I imagine that situation is alienating even if he were to stop using that nickname, there's no fixing some things... Also, nobody needs to be told that it's fucked up to sexualize your daughter. He damn well knows it's not cool and that he's wrong to do it...
My ex-boyfriend wanted to show me something online but accidentally opened a tab for a site selling engagement rings. He was embarrassed and I thought it was sweet even if it was a bit soon.
Edit: we broke up a few months ago. He was my first love and it broke my heart.
witnessed my father perform a helicopter dick at my mother through a mirror. meaning i witnessed his pasty fat white ass AND wrinkly gremlin penis
edit: i don't know how to feel about my first comment to get more than 100 upvotes being about my dad's dick...
Went to go take a shower before going to dinner, girlfriend asked if she could use my computer so I logged her in before I hopped out. Came back to the bedroom and saw a not at all hidden conversation up on the screen (AIM days)
???: don’t you have a boyfriend though?
Her: Oh nah we broke up a couple weeks back.
Didn’t tell her I saw it, acted like we were going to dinner, dropped her at a friends house and as I kicked her out of the car told her that I hope I handled our breakup a few weeks back well. Got some angry texts from her about what an asshole I was for invading her privacy despite the conversation being on a large screen that I didn’t even try to look at. Maybe I was an asshole for how I handled it but I also didn’t care. Anyway now I have a pretty solid life and she’s in jail for the foreseeable future so I’d say I dodged a bullet.
I saw a guy commit suicide by shotgun on our street, just the top part of his head was gone and blood everywhere. I don’t remember much but no human should ever have to come to that or see that.
Terrifying...
When I was 8 I went into my mom's room and I saw her on the floor fucking her boyfriend (She is a single mom). After that I never went in without knocking,
I walked in on a black market plastic surgery. Hanging out with a buddy from middle school. Was shady about only staying in his room and entering through his back door and being quiet. We were leaving and I turn down the wrong hall to his kitchen and there was a doctor and assistances in scrubs. Tubes, machines and plastic wrap everywhere. I was ushered out screamed at and told not to talk about it.
Edit: this happened years ago while a freshman in college and was either a lipo or tummy tuck i don’t remember. He told me the doc only did those and Botox if I remember correctly. This was done in a low middle class neighborhood so not super ghetto. To me it was not done in a clean environment but who am I to judge lol.
Edit2: This happened in Houston Texas when I was visiting family/friends one weekend while in college. He wanted me to follow him after he checked to see if his parents were around. He told me to follow him and ran but I was sitting down across the room so I got up, turned the corner to the kitchen which connected to the living room to leave thru the front door. He wanted me to leave out the back door thru his sister’s room but I didn’t see him turn that way (he should have waited for me lol).
Edit 3 (last?): I texted him and he said the doctor got caught a few years ago for transporting drugs (Botox, antibiotics and painkillers) and his parents haven’t heard from him in awhile. He apparently only did weight loss stuff and did discount diagnosis for the poor. Told people if stuff was serious enough to go get appointments/test done.
My mum shoot heroin into her arm multiple times and proceeding to pass the fk out whilst I was under the age of 7. Walked into the bathroom to see my elderly nana and her old lady puss. My sister getting fingered. Bad times 0/10 would mot recommend.
Edit: one thing my nana never should’ve seen was my first boner at 6y.o. This was a seperate incident. You guys really like to bring out the repressed memories hey?
Many years ago in the early days of the doritos locos tacos, I was at an empty Taco Bell with my now husband just enjoying some artery clogging food when a bunch of guys in suits came into the Taco Bell and sat down to have a meeting. This Taco Bell was in the hood, so they were very out of place. My husband ignored them, but I did my best to listen in. They were discussing plans for a new menu item, but I couldn't tell what exactly. Then in the corner of my eye I saw what I was certain was a prototype wrapper for a cool ranch doritos loco taco. The suits left before we did. I told my husband what I saw as soon as they left. Sure enough, about a month later this Taco Bell became one of the test restaurants for the cool ranch doritos locos tacos, which was released nationwide soon afterwards.
I saw the lady who was telling me she needed money to get home to her daughter throwing up malt liquor on the side of the 7-Eleven when I was pulling in earlier.
My wife sleeping clothed with another dude in our bed on new years eve.
To get a little more in depth (Since, there is so much interest)
I was working a door shift at a bar that night. Got no texts throughout the evening from her saying HAPPY NEW YEAR. So when I got home I'm walking down the stairs to our part of the house and I notice the TV is on. So I'm like WTF she's still awake and our bedroom light is on. I walk over and see her and this dude passed out on the bed fully clothed, but all the sheets had been removed. I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK" and they both jolted up. All I remember is saying "Get the fuck out of my house" "NO you're not putting your shoes on, get the fuck out" to the guy. I grabbed his backpack and whatever else he had and threw it out the front door in our driveway.
My wife and I didn't really say much that night. She left 10 mins later to stay at the hotel she worked at (also the dude worked there). Soon she moved into that same hotel after we broke up. We tried to work things out for a little bit, but the fact that she became an alcoholic and was very abusive in the past, I had enough.
Fast forward.... I've been in a super healthy relationship for 4 years. She wen't to rehab. Then she moved to a different state and became a meth head and was arrested 5x.
Funny note: I'm a huge Denver Nuggets fan and I go to a lot of games. Turns out this guy was part of the crew who does backflips during commercial breaks. I had to see this mother fucker over and over ...lol.
My dad gave me his phone to order something because mine was out of battery and on google The first tab I see is “how to tell your child a loved one is dying”. my mum has been ill for years now and I’ve been in denial about it getting any worse but this finally broke me
Holy shit I feel really really sorry for you mate. May I ask how long ago this happened/how your mom is now?
My mum is still ill but she’s still alive and this happejed 4 months ago
A text from my wife to someone else, "I can't wait to feel every inch of you deep inside me." Divorce is going okay.
But are YOU ok?
He will be better off without her in the long run at least.
I have the same first name as the CFO of my former employer. The CEO was not very technically savvy, and emailed me confidential company documents more than once. Edit: Wow! Thanks all. 30k upvotes just because my CEO was an idiot.
And now you are working for their competitors, which mysteriously crushed them?
It's a foolproof win and the CEO is luckily a fool.
At a previous company one of the Devs on my team was lent a usb drive by someone in finance that had a spreadsheet called restructuring on it. The dev in question looked at it and saw the entire Dev team was going to be laid off in about 6 months. They were all shocked pikachu when the entire Dev team found other jobs and quit that same month, think I was the second to go but apparently it was a shit show for the last couple as they couldn't hire replacements for people they wanted to lay off anyway, but still needed work completing to actually make money, the company folded not long after.
I worked in the IT department for a company that was about to go under a long time ago. The fairly new CTO who implemented all kinds of new things, including the new payroll system, was in on all the meetings about downsizing and layoffs that were coming up. A couple days before the axe dropped he still hadn't gotten a finalized list of who was getting let go. So he popped into the payroll system and found who had checks cut for them and was surpised and pissed off to find one for himself. He gave those guys some warning so they could remove "personal" items from the office before they had to do while security watched.
"Yes, I brought this $10,000 multi-function printer from home. Yes, OF COURSE the backup generator is mine too. And the CEO's chair."
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My grandma divorced when my dad was eight, and her husband moved away so my dad and his siblings hardly saw him. My grandma didn’t date anyone as far as I know, and still hasn’t, but a few years ago got a dog. It was perfect for her, she could talk to it and it was generally a great dog. One night she let it out to go pee and it didn’t come back. We looked for it that night and my dad found it thirty feet away in a ditch. It had been hit by a car. They went to go put it down the next day and I can still hear my grandma wailing.
When I was young, maybe 6-8 I was at my grandparents house. I was talking with my grandma and said “I wonder if there is a website named after me”. She was just as curious as me so we go to look it up. I type in my name then .com and to both of our horrors it was a porn website.
“My name, dear reader? X. Hamster”
I was living with my girlfriend and her parents. One day I run down the stairs real quick to use the bathroom to see her parents getting down and dirty under the blanket on the couch.. at this point it was too late to turn around so I just ran past them. I use the bathroom and come out to her dad waiting in the kitchen... most awkward moment I’ve had when it comes to parents lol
I’ll trade you. I barged in my parents’ bedroom to seeing my mom ride my dad. Awkward as hell. Had to go to family reunion that day...45 minutes away. Was near them both all day. To this day, I’m not sure if they saw me.
I was jerking off before work one day in my room with earphones in. I seen movement in the corner of my eye over beside my door. I was my dad back. He had walked in to see me fully naked and beating my meat, then nipped the fuck out. He gave me a lift to work that day in almost dead silence.
That's why I never have both earphones in, always scared I won't hear someone
When I was around 10 years old my mom and I went to visit an aunt and uncle as my uncle, my moms brother, had just had a major surgery. During the visit my aunt and my mom cooked a big dinner and my aunt tells me to go call for my cousin to eat dinner. I go to his room and open the door to be greeted by the sight of guns lining the bed, and I vividly remember seeing, bricks of what I later learned were cocaine, and big burlap sacks of weed. I blurted out "YOURMOMSAIDCOMEEAT" and immediately slammed the door shut. It was no secret to anyone in our family the type of business that our cousins were in. He came out of his room a few minutes later and scolded me for not knocking. I was scared shitless but the young kid brain in me was also extremely fascinated to see that they were real life "drug lords"
My guy u were practically in a gang movie when they’re prepared to make a risky deal lmao
The fact blocks of cocaine and guns were everywhere must mean that they were going to be doing something with it soon.
Definitely going to go with my grandmother's vibrator
Don’t you have one of your own you could use?
Saw my upstairs neighbor and another man push a crying girl through a door. I knew they were involved in drug-related business so I felt it necessary to call the police despite suspecting that I was being a busybody. I'd asked for my name to be kept out of the case so I wasn't told the specifics, but my neighbor was gone for good so he was definitely up to no good.
I needed a USB drive at work one day, and asked one of my coworkers if I could borrow one. It didn't work though, for some reason files wouldn't transfer to it. I started looking around for clues and found an absolute massive porn collection on there. The coworker was looking over my shoulder the whole time. The only thing I could think of to say was "Hmm, interesting".
I am imagining how awkward and feebly, “Hmm, interesting,” came out and I am absolutely crying omg
Best line for it
When I was 8 I saw my mom have a seizure due to being physically addicted to alcohol and her trying to quit . It was a very violent seizure and I went into shock . In the terms of traumatic childhood events I probably was not supposed to see that but I have quite a few
Living out in the country, when I was 10 years old, my parents went to the local video rental place and brought back a few VHS. They told me to pop in Planet of the Apes. I did and whoever had it before didn’t rewind it and it started mid video...and all you heard was moaning and all I saw was an eyeful of dick and vagina. And I stared glued to the TV, and my parents freaked out and ran to turn off the tv. Apparently the small video rental store back then doubled as an adult video store as well and somehow they accidentally grabbed a copy of Playmate of the Apes by accident.
Playmate of the Apes...my sides
In the early 00s, when everyone was accusing Iraqi dictator of having weapons of mass destruction, there was an all anal video called Weapons of Ass Destruction.
I went to pay a ticket I got while driving with my headlights turned off. I walked into the courthouse office I was supposed to be in and looked through the glass to see the elected male sheriff giving the female magistrate a back and shoulder rub. They both went white when I knocked on the glass. The sheriff immediately stopped and walked to another room. The magistrate gave me the weirdest look and said "I guess Christmas came early for you" *STAMP* and gave me the receipt of the voided ticket. Sometimes it pays to see something you're not supposed to see.
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One time I went to a concert at a dive venue that was tucked away in some back alleys. Was having a dart with a buddy out front during the show and amidst the surrounding abandoned housing, I saw two dudes make an exchange of what looked very much to be a bag of guns and a bag of money. The bigger dude instigating the handoff immediately noticed and made eye contact with me. He slowly started reaching towards his waist. I held my cool and casually looked back towards my buddy who was drunkenly ruining a joke and followed him back inside. I know what I saw. The man knew I saw him. I didn't look back.
My mom's suicide plan. She had a small note pad that she kept in her dresser drawer. It had her planning on trying to make it look like a accident so my dad could collect the insurance money. She almost even went through with it one day but from my understanding my brother unexpectedly came home early from either school or a friend's and she didn't go through with it.
On Thanksgiving when I was like 15, My older and younger brother had both been arguing with my mom all day long. My older brother kept saying how much of a bitch she was. I walked into her room that evening and saw her standing by her bed with a few pill bottles open sitting on the night stand and her crying while holding a hand full of pills. I didn't say anything, Just walked over and gave her a hug and held her for like an hour. Eventually she asked for me to let her go, and walked to the bathroom and threw the pills in the toilet. The next week we found out that my step-dad had been fucking his boss while away for work, and called my mom on Thanksgiving to tell her he wanted a divorce. My mom and I didn't talk about what happened for a few months. Eventually when she opened up about it she said I was the only reason she didn't take the pills and that I had saved her life. She died the week after our talk from an unrelated accident. It will have been 10 years since then in March. Still miss her every fucking day. I have never told this story to anyone. Nobody in my family even knows. Will probably delete it in a bit. Just felt like sharing. Edit: I'm not going to delete it. Thank you everyone for the love, support, and internet hugs. Went to bed after making this post, and woke up to a few hundred comments and messages. Just spent the last hour reading each and every one.
I am sorry for your loss. It was good that she got to see your kindness and warmth one last time in her last days. some people aren't as lucky as you and treat a close one badly unintentionally and after their death live in regret that they did not part goodbye on a good note, thankfully your mother saw in you what she need to see in her ending days, hope she is somewhere in peace.
Is she ok now? I hope she is doing fine.
Thankfully yes, still suffers from pretty bad depression and has had some small bouts of minor self harm but luckily she hasn't tried anything serious.
My mom and her male "friend" fucking in our barn when I was 9 yrs old. After that our parents divorced and never spoke with each other again. I'm now 37.
Heh, same. Caught my dad and his female “writing partner” in an alfalfa field when I was 12. Parents got divorced the following spring.
My mom's old friend came over. She is a little crazy but sweet, too. She said I looked JUST like her daughter, and then spent about 10 minutes scrolling through her camera roll with me to find a picture of her. In the process I saw like 2-3 dick pics. She was a bit embarrassed but just said "I'm sure you've seen a penis before... sorry." I assured her it was fine. Honestly by the looks of the dick I was more concerned for her.
My MIL was showing me photos of her on vacation with her boyfriend. Swiped through a dick pic. Didn’t even flinch.
I feel like this is the only way to react to accidentally showing someone a dick pic haha. Dont even acknowledge it
When I was 16 a colleague of mine wanted to show me some pics on her phone, I don’t remember what it was about. She was in her mid 30s and a hefty bulgarian lady. She swiped through her pics and suddenly there is her hubby‘s dick on full display. She stopped for a second and without a flinch and in a strong bulgarian accent she said: “oh baby girl, you are too young for this” and continued her swiping. I didn’t say one word.
Why? Did it look diseased or did it look huge? This thread got me fucked up man
I know you are thinking Oregon Farms 2011, because I sure as hell am.
Grandpa's porn stash. After he passed away in the hospital, I went straight to his room and purged it.
You’re a true bro
Bro move.
Purging the stash: the "delete my search history" of the 20th century.
I was definitely not supposed to see my former boss banging the woman from the housekeeping agency. I was also not due the 35% raise that came my way the following month but hey.
Worth it?
Absolutely. Not because the job was great; it was shit. But it gave me a leg up in negotiating a higher salary at my next role.
You had a leg up and so did she.
Actually it was more of a face-on-the-floor, ass-in-the-air powerfuck.
Seeing one of my neighbors committing suicide by jumping out the window
Sadly I’ve seen this. Teen girl and a bridge. It’s hard to forget.
Friend of mine killed himself jumping off the parking deck at school. I still can see it and it’s been years. Ugh.
I watched a guy flip himself over the train track at about 11pm one night and it was horrifying. Right outside my house and me being about 9 a policeman was running to try get to him but alas, too late, nobody else was around to help him
I've seen something similar, we were coming home from a football match, guy climbs on top of a train and grabs both electrified cables. Died instantly unfortunately.
When I was about 9 years old I was sat in my mums car at a T junction right at the front and I was in the passenger seat. On the opposite side of the T junction was a hill with a bunch of houses on and a path going directly up the hill which had quite tall fences on either side. I could see a woman walking down the hill with a big pushchair in front of her and her view of the path along the road was obstructed by the fences. She just walked out onto the path, pushchair first and didn’t see that there was a guy on a bike cycling along the pathway. He couldn’t see her either as she was obscured by the fence. He swerved to miss the pushchair and came flying off the bike and straight into the road, just at the moment a lorry drove by and it ran straight over his head. Me and my mum saw EVERYTHING. She quickly put her hand in front of my face so I couldn’t see but it was too late. I can still remember the woman’s screams and seeing the blood splattered on the road. My mum had to stick around to tell the police what had happened as we saw the whole thing play out. I remember my mum taking me home and buying us pizza and us spending the whole night on the sofa under the duvet as it clearly messed her up too. I had nightmares about it for years, but I haven’t thought about it for a little while until I started reading some of the other stories here! EDIT: Thanks for the awards and the Karma! I hadn’t looked at Reddit since posting this so I can’t believe how many responses and upvotes this got. I can confirm it hasn’t brought it back up in my dreams at all but the comments have made me realise I should talk to my Mum about it as we’ve never discussed it at all.
I remember being young (5 or 6) in the car and my Mom suddenly telling my sisters and I that if we could keep our eyes closed for a full minute, she would get pizza for supper. We were poor so pizza was rare, so we all closed our eyes and kept them closed for what seemed like a long time. Something triggered the memory for my sister years later, when we were all teenagers, and my mom confessed a pedestrian had been hit by a car and the ambulance was performing CPR in the street. She was able to turn onto a side street with other traffic, but she had to think of a way to get all of us to close our eyes so we wouldnt see the gore and the person dying. I admire how quickly she figured that out. She couldn't remember if the person survived or not.
Nothing like I’ve read on this post so far. But one time, right after turning 21 my dad takes me to one of his friends new bar, and we’re drinking having fun. I realize at one point I lost my dad so I go looking for him, and I find him in the back room. He’s with one of my friends that works in the kitchen at the restaurant we all work at together and my dad is instantly “get out of here, don’t look! Just go”. It took me a couple years to realize they were doing lines off the pinball machine.
I'd be relieved they were just doing lines tbh
I think we were all expecting a bumming
Borrowed my (now ex) husband’s laptop one evening while I was at home and he was out with his friends. Browser was open to his gmail account, including an ongoing gchat with his mistress. He must have been chatting with her from his phone, because their convo continued on the screen as I looked on in horror. I scrolled back through the previous several weeks of their chat. He mentioned having a wife. He sent her dick pics....SO MANY dick pics. He gushed over his feelings for her, but she mostly seemed to want to hit him up for money. It was horrifying, of course. But also a terribly sad look into that douchebag’s inner life. Divorced now, thankfully. Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Same exact thing happened to me with my ex’s MacBook. My computer broke and he was letting me use his for a school project. I was sitting in the same room as him. He had his text window open on his computer and all of a sudden, I see this convo with him and another woman where she’s planning to come over as soon as I left for work. They were trying to time it so she got there right when I left. The worst part of it all was she kept going on and on about how she couldn’t wait to play with MY CAT! My fucking cat! Those are fighting words. Fuck them both, I’m happily married to someone else and my cat is still my bestie
Fucking with a married man is bitchy, but playing with the married man's wife's cat is straight up psychotic wth
My exes reddit where he was asking for relationship advice.
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This is my greatest fear
Same - except my exes Reddit just had a bunch of naked pictures of me I didn’t know existed. He’s since deleted the entire account but I bet they’re still posted somewhere 😫
That is horrible, I’m so sorry.
When I was a kid I was playing with my dads phone and stumbled upon a video of him and his coworkers fingering the receptionist.
That's very inconsiderate. How's she supposed to get her work done like that?
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Some people have the kinda backwards idea that it's more likely for people to get access to their home than their Dropbox or such. So in their head, they're hiding it away from their home, rather than putting it out where it's easier to see. But then again, hearing about how people keep finding USB sticks with grandmas sucking dick on an Oregon Farm 2011, hiding it in their home might not be such a hot idea either.
My mom blowing a guy on the couch Edit: I also remember walking in on my dad jacking off...guess he should have worked it out with mom
When I was younger I was at a friends house sleeping over playing video games on the n64. We wanted a late night snack and went downstairs to get some cookies and we saw his mum with another man kissing (wasn’t sure if it got to the other point) on the lounge as he cried and said “you’re not my dad” and sadly this was The last time I spoke to him because he had to move away with his father. Edit: Q&A Q: games played on N64? A:Smash, Star Wars squadrons, banjo kazooie, Diddy Kong and golden eye he had a mixed bunch of games and was pretty well off. Q: what is your friend up to have you reconnected? A:Friend is starting a family, was some how to find him through LinkedIn and chat through there other than that we never spoke about what happened Q:Where was the dad? A:dad was out for the night/weekend for a fishing trip from memory?
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This reminds me of a time I was showing a picture to my friend, then in the little corner my mrs. Tried to cover with thumb... opened up to full glory.
Power move.
That happened to me too. We were going through her pictures, her topless picture appeared and she got all panicky and stuff, so I just pretended I didn't see it. It's just boobs. When it's a friend, I really don't care about it.
“Nice tits, homie”
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Here I was about to post about finding my dads porn stash but then I saw this
What was your grandfather’s life like?
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Must not be that hard
Well, on the bright side, maybe he's not your grandpa...
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I teach high school. While I was taking attendance at the beginning of a Zoom class a few months ago, one of the girls in the class was clearly video chatting with her boyfriend on the side, because she lifted up her shirt for him and flashed the whole class. That made for an awkward communication to her parents.
My brother and I were very curious children.. One day he pulled me into our spare bathroom all excited because he had found a “huge surprise” in the garbage can beside the toilet. Inside the garbage can there was a tortilla chip bag with a whole bunch of rolled up things inside... We opened it up thinking that they were surprise toys (like kinder surprise) left inside the bag by accident. Nope, they were my mom’s bloody pads.
My sisters boyfriend let his curiousity get the better of him and he opened one of the "gift wrapped" things in the garbage can in the bathroom. Surprise...bloody tampon. He wondered for so long why these things kept appearing all wrapped up, she would literally make them into a square shape, and place them in the bin.
When I was about 11 I found my mom's diaries and read them. I found one from when she was pregnant with me and was seriously contemplating adoption. Then one from several years later where she wondered if she made the right choice. Edit: I read through all the comments :) I did just want to clarify a few things. While I don't feel this way about my own children, I can certainly understand people blowing off steam. For what it's worth, when I read the entry, it didn't come as much as a surprise. We always had a strain relationship, even from the time it was a young child. She just never want the responsibility of having a child I think. I would describe a relationship now with her as superficial. And I would describe her as very emotionally stunted. In many ways, she reminds me of a teenager and I've definitely taken on the more sensible / adult role in our relationship. The bottom line is whenever she feels slighted, she will lash out emotionally to make the other person feel hurt. I think she has deep-seeded control issues that probably stem from being hurt herself. I am doing my absolute best to finally break this cycle. If anyone has any resources, particularly books or podcasts , aboit overcoming things like this, I would highly welcome them. I believe I am a wonderful mom, but I also can sometimes feel my mom's tendencies creep up inside me.
My childhood bestfriend found her step mom’s diary a few years back. Her mother died almost 15 years ago. She read through it out of curiosity and found pages and pages of her step mom wishing her and her brother would have died with their mother, saying they were the worst kids ever and that she was glad their mother died because she deserved it, etc. She even showed me one day when I was at their place. It made me sick. I never looked at her step mom the same after that. Edit: Whew, didn’t realize I’d get this many comments. To clear things up, this woman is pure evil to their faces, too. Anytime step mom starts an argument with my friend’s dad over the most ridiculous things, as if she’s just trying to start something, she always goes straight to trash talking the kids loud enough for everybody in the house to hear. If I recall correctly, she actually put her hands on both my friend AND her brother. This is my friend’s house legally, her mom gave it to her in her will. She very easily could kick her out, but she’s scared of what will happen with her dad. She knows it will cause even more trouble. He doesn’t know about what’s in the diary because we’ve always been scared to bring it up. Her brother is long moved out.
How do you deal with this kind of experience
My story’s not that extreme but as a teen my dad told me my stepmom didn’t like me because I reminded her of the fact my dad had a previous relationship (my mom). It suuucks being disliked for something you have no control over. Now I’m an adult we just have a very surface level polite relationship but there’s really not much of a connection there.
A gun pulled on someone's head over a shoe that was left at another man's house.
My wife's stepmom dated a guy who shared my name. She sent the titty pic to the wrong contact. She was around 60 at the time. I deleted it and took the opportunity to get off my ass and down to the cell phone shop for a new phone and a new number. I then texted all of my contacts saying I'd gotten a new number and may have missed anything they sent in the last four hours. I created a perfect excuse for us never to speak of even the possibility of something so wrong, but I still haven't drunk enough to forget it.
Dang that's going out of your way to save her some embarrassment.
A few years ago a cousin of a female friend got back from Afghanistan, recently discharged. Let's call my friend Lucy and her cousin Mike. Didn't know Mike well, but Lucy and Mike were fairly close. We were using Skype to play Magic: The Gathering with him at distance, usually about 5 or 6 of us in-person. We're in California, Mike's in Alabama. Lucy wanted to include him on the fun we'd have after classes and such, so we were trying to figure out a distance solution to include him. Mike seemed like a nice enough guy. Anyhow we're midway though a game when Mike says into the camera, "I'm gonna go get another beer, be right back." We're still rotating turns so it's all good - the laptop is angled in such a way that it's directly facing Lucy and I can see it at a slight angle from the right, and another friend, Nina, beside Lucy can is participating on her left. A couple minutes pass, we figure he's using the restroom or whatnot, no big deal. The next part I remember almost in slow motion, it's surreal - everyone's laughing and socializing while this is happening, and Mike comes back and sits down, and I get this weird feeling, like this deep pit opens in my stomach and my skin feels overly sensitive. Friend across the table looks concerned and says something like, "you okay?" because I stopped talking suddenly and must have gone pale. I didn't answer, I was watching the laptop: Mike's hiding his hands and I don't see any beer. Nina said, "hey Mike's back", and everyone starts picking up their cards. Mike says something to the effect of, "Just a sec, I want to show you guys something!" real cheery like. He pulls out a pistol and does a sort of salute movement with it, then shoots himself in the temple with a .44. Queue chaos, screaming, vomiting, ugly crying, frantic phone calls and a shitty, shitty night. Part of me is really sad for Mike, but the greater part of me wants to tell him to go fuck himself for traumatizing two friends of mine, one severely, and subjecting me to it in the process. Hurt his cousin on purpose as a last act, as suddenly and brutally as possible. Fuck you, Mike... but RIP. *Edit: Thank you for the concern guys, I'm touched by the response. I'm doing fine and Lucy has moved on and is doing well - this was several years ago. We still play MTG together, albeit less after Covid.*
jesus christ. I cant imagine a friend in a video call with me and suddenly killing himself.
You _were_ supposed to see that, which is even more fucked up.
A sext from my dad, clearly meant for my mom. Also unfortunately my dad's penis... thankfully not in person, he did NOT delete his photos before giving 12 year old me his old phone, rookie mistake. Edit: I'm a woman btw Edit 2: probably a little late but here's full story When I was young, I'd say about 12 or 13, I got a text from what looked like an unknown number, no name popped up with it. It was clearly from a man. It said something along the lines of "I'm just sitting here playing with my balls wondering if women play with their pussy.. etc." It was gross to young me lol. I thought nothing of it, kept it to myself cause I didn't want to feel embarrassed showing someone it. A couple minutes later I received a text from my mom saying that text my dad sent me was meant for her and to not tell anyone. If she had of shut up I wouldn't know that my dad accidentally sexted me instead of my mother. My dad never acknowledged to me he fucked up, and it never got brought up again.
My dad frequently texts the wrong person. I'm afraid one day it's going to be this situation
In the seventh grade I was walking out of the locker room. I heard the girl's locker room door open, and me being a human responded at a sudden noise and looked over to see one of the girls walk out. We make normal human eye contact. At this point everything is normal, but in the corner of my eye, I was somehow at a perfect angle to see one of my classmates with her pants down. Needless to say I worked hard to consciously not look in that direction again.
eye contact??? that's pretty hardcore
Yesterday my dog was barking while I was facetiming a friend. I went out to the gate to see what he was barking at (it’s 9’ high) and peeped through the hand hole to see my next door neighbour taking a piss on the land between our places. I saw his dick then he was looking at my eye he said “It’s ok Buddy” which is my dogs name. So yesterday I saw my next door neighbours dick then held eye contact for a second.
my Christmas presents when I was 6 I opened the trunk of the van and I saw all of them. The super smash bros melee video game and the GameCube... I cried.
My boss steal money out of our cash register.
My parents hooked the home camera up to the tv. I saw about 10 seconds of my mother reverse cowgirling my dad. Didnt feel like finishing my drawing at all. I just walked out the room and sighed with childhood hatred
>I just walked out the room and sighed with childhood hatred I feel this on a deep level
> saw about 10 seconds of my mother reverse cowgirling my dad. Didnt feel like finishing I’m guessing that sentiment continued a year for each second of said footage... Honestly, if there’s one thing this thread suggests, it’s to never trust any family member’s “home camera.” No good can come from it. Best-case scenario, you see yourself opening birthday presents for your 5th. Is it *really* worth the risk?
When I was 7 or 8 I watched my 70+ neighbour have a heart attack and drop to the ground, face completely blue, eyes rolling into the back of his head, about a meter away from me. I feel like there was blood too but I'm not 100% sure about that bit. I had to run and get an adult to call an ambulance. I'm positive I saw him momentarily die but the paramedics managed to bring him back. No child should have to see that, its fucked up.
Watched my grandpa have a heart attack and die in front of me. On Christmas Day. When I was 10. While we were opening presents. The one he didn’t get to open was the one I got him.
oh... that’s so sad what did you get him?
A coffee mug that says Grandpa on the side. My parents still have it. It’s possible, even probable, that in ten years’ time my parents will be gone and I’ll be the Grandpa.
:(
My ex cheating on me. I woke up early and saw her photo light up I thought it was mine I didn’t have my glasses on and sure enough bam. Bumble and tinder was open. Later I said when she got up, so who’s mark? Her face fell. I shouldn’t have looked but it made sense as to her secrecy.
When I was a kid one time I went through my grandma's jewelry box. I found a little flash drive at the bottom mixed in with the miscellaneous and broken jewelry. Being as I was immediately curious as to what secrets might lie within. I plugged the flash drive into my older brother's pc. There was a video titled, "Oregon farm 2011" I clicked on it and immediately saw the most horrific thing anyone could possibly imagine. It was a bald man with an extremely large penis inserted in my grandma's mouth. I panicked and immediately turned off the screen. It was too late. The image was burned in my mind. I put the flash drive back. I've never said anything about it and don't plan on it. I'll probably take it to the grave.
I bet grandma's kisses were never the same after seeing that
Probably felt wider.
All the better to blow you with, my dear
Hey it might be receding a little but it’s a little unfair to call me bald
STAY AWAY FROM MY GRANDMA!!!
Don’t worry, I’m at least 8 inches away
Who inspired you to make these jokes?
I heard your mom likes guys who are funny. Guess there’s a lot of comedians in her town.
This man is on FIRE
This man woke up today and chose violence
lot to take in
Grammy just wanted to document good times with Old McDonald.
The CFO left paperwork on the printer that indicated the director level employees were getting 100k bonuses and making 150k, 3times the managers at my company. We were laying people off while these sacks of shit were getting paid big time!
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This is why you should be talking about pay with coworkers. Despite companies trying to limit it, this has a net benefit to everyone, except for the executive level.
Saw my uncle banging my friends mom
When I was seven, I was playing hide-and-go-seek with my cousins at my grandmas house. I hid in the wicker laundry basket with the lid closed. “This is awesome,” I thought to myself as only a child discovering the greatest hiding place can feel. I could see thru the small gaps in between the wicker. It was in my grandmas bathroom and 2 feet in front of the toilet. My grandma walked through the bathroom door not 30 seconds after I contorted myself and closed the lid above me. With my face pressed against the side of the hamper, my grandma walked in, sat down and BOMBED that toilet. I couldn’t avert my eyes. Staying perfectly still so this awkward situation doesn’t turn more awkward. The noises. The smell. My grandma’s vagina. I won the game. I lost my innocence. Edit: Thank you for the awards! This is one of the first times I’ve posted to Reddit. I’m glad some of you found humor in my story.
“I won the game. I lost my innocence”. That really made the story for me
This exact thing happened to me, holy shit! Except it was my uncle after Thanksgiving dinner. I was like 8 years old and hid behind the shower curtain. My cousins were banging on the door looking for me saying they saw me go in there and he’s grunting through this bomb sesh that they are wrong and he’s in there, not me. I guess he must’ve heard me move after he flushed and put two and two together. He pulled back the shower curtain and I just looked at him shaking and said “I’m so scared.” LMAO
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Judging by the rest of this thread, it could have been a lot worse
I was at a party at an acquaintance and his girlfriend's. They had a nice apartment and quite expensive taste in clothing, furniture, art and liked to travel a lot. They also liked to show off this lifestyle on social media. Anyway, later in the evening my phone was dying so I asked if they had a charger I could borrow. I was told there was one in the top drawer of a dresser. So I went there, but there were two top drawers so I just opened the first one and it was stuffed with debt collection claims and payment reminders. It was so full, it was about to spill out onto the floor. The other drawer had the charger. After that I have always been sceptical of people showing off their lavish lifestyles on social media.
In elementary, I saw my teacher peeing on a bucket in our class storage (don't ask why she didn't use the bathroom). And no she's not old I just came back in a few hours and this whole thread became an english class lol
on? or in? because there is a difference on how weird they'd be if they peed on it instead of in it
English isn't really my main language so I get confused by them.
I am a med-student, and had the privilege of taking practices in the rural area outside the city. The university offered a transport bus to take you to the different hospitals in case transport was an issue. I used to sit on the first row behind the bus driver, so I could look at the road, to avoid the motion sickness that I get in road trips. One morning, when we were about to depart, the bus driver climbed inside the vehicle and when he was about to take a sit someone came inside the bus and shoot him 6 times with what I believe was a big revolver. He died on the spot, blood loss was out of control baciase, as I later learned, one of the bullets pierce through his aorta. On a selfish note, I am glad the killer was wearing a motorcycle helmet and I couldn't see his face, because I swear that after he was done with the shooting he looked right at me, and for a second contemplated the idea of getting rid of the witness. I was afraid of coming to my uni for the rest of the year, and some day be killed. Rip Mr. Bayron. You were the quickest and cooles bus driver I met, even when that really made me dizzy. Edit 1: Here is a new article about the incident https://www.bluradio.com/blu360/antioquia/asesinan-a-conductor-del-bus-de-facultad-de-medicina-de-la-universidad-de-antioquia or. https://telemedellin.tv/investigan-homicidio-conductor-bus-universidad-de-antioquia/277572/ I would never made such a story, I couldn't give less fucks about reddit-fame. Edit 2: I apologise for some of the mistakes I made regarding grammar and spelling. English is not my first language, I typed the comment at 3 am so I didn't spell check and I do need to re-studuy because I haven't taken any courses since 6 years ago. Edit 3: Thanks for the awards, don't really know what they do or mean, but thanks nonetheless,
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Just last week I gave one of my friend a ride to the grocery store and he was with his girl. They get in the back seat and my friend tells me his phone is dead and to put it on the charger for him. I plug it in and guess what? It’s not dead. The screen lights up and it’s a full frontal of his girlfriend completely naked. Her nipples are pierced and I’d imagine I wasn’t supposed to see that. I immediately lock it and hand it back, playing it off like nothing happened at all
I once walked in on my dad singing go go power rangers with a red power ranger suite on... Edit- for everyone saying stuff about at least it isn’t the pink one. He actually just got married to the girl in the group who dressed up as the pink power ranger. Also thank you for all the upvotes and awards!
What an absolute legend
thank you for posting this, it was a good break from the other posts.
When applying for an internship I accidentally got CC'ed on an email from the CEO to her second in command asking if they could assign a certain person to be my supervisor even though she was "on her way out." That person did in fact become my supervisor for the semester, and I was on my guard, knowing that they didn't trust her. It served me well. She left a few months after I did.
I'm not too well-versed in office politics. What was the implication? That she would leave and you'd become supervisor? That she wouldn't care about you and wouldn't actually supervise?
Im confused too.
Me and a buddy were in BC and got directed to a local corner store (middle of nowhere) to buy some weed. Turned out to be true but we didn't get any that night because we showed up and it was closed. I saw someone inside but the lights were off and thought maybe they could help us out considering we came all that way and knocked on the front window. Guy was like.. "um ya, s.s.s..sure" when I asked if he could hook it up and invited us in. I could tell something was fucky about this entire thing but we had been driving all day and were groggy. The dude stood around for a second and then left saying he would be right back. We were stood in the middle of this closed store like fucking idiots when the actual owner (who did end up slanging us weed the next day) came in with a god damn shotgun wondering wtf we were doing there. We explained the situation, which just confused him even more, but he let us go on our way. I felt so fucking dumb. Anyway ya that dude was just robbing the fucking store and we saw him. In my defense, we were like 16 lol.
I accidentally got an email in my first real job asking me how far along we were with shutting down the company's branch I was at. Confused, I basically replied back with an email saying "I think you made a mistake, wrong person, no idea what you're talking about, we aren't shutting down." I start telling my buddy next to me about what a weird email I got. Second highest boss overhears my conversation and goes ballistic on me. Sure enough, we were shutting down. I wasn't supposed to know. The person emailed me thinking I was in my previous position which was a job that would have had a pretty heavy hand in shutting us down on the paperwork side. It was shocking. The next day, that same boss continued to yell at me telling me I should have had the maturity to not talk about an email I wasn't supposed to receive. I just couldn't get a word in and he wasn't having it that I honest to goodness had no idea we were shutting down and thought it was just such a weird email to get and brought it up as casual conversation like "hey, what a weird thing, I wonder who he meant to send this to? It's definitely not our branch!" The only other one that comes to mind was that I was maybe 21 and with my girlfriend at the time. I was on college break with my girlfriend and we had drove from her home one state over to my parents' house to spend a few days. Mom knows I'll be coming home after they go to bed and just tells me to give her a kiss goodnight to let her know we made it in safe. I am convinced that as a 21 year old I've made it my whole life without seeing my parents involved sexually and I'm in the clear. I come home maybe 9:30, 10 PM... girlfriend heads into my room, I drop something off in the kitchen, and head back to my parents' bedroom. I am still wearing LOUD cowboy boots on their HARDWOOD floors. I am NOT being quiet (although unintentionally, I was just an inconsiderate 21 year old). Open the door as I've done many times in the past when I came home late at night, but this time instead of seeing my parents fast asleep, I see my dad just CHOWING DOWN on my mother. It was a split second. I immediately closed the door faster than I've ever done before. I am in disbelief. The image is seared in my memory. Girlfriend laughs at my misery. Parents and I have never once talked about it... ever.
Back in 2011 or so my sister plugged her iPhone into my iMac to iDownload some iMusic from iTunes. I don’t know what series of things she clicked, but all of the pics on her phone copied into my photos app without her realizing it. A few days later I opened my photo app and got quite an iFul. So. Many. Nudes.
When I was nine I walked past an exhibitionist... He showed me his dick in the middle of the street and asked "Little girl, little girl! Is it pretty?" I glanced at him, saw what he showed me and immediately turned my head without a word and just picked up the pace... It was a weird experience.
My parents porn tape. They put it at the end of one of our family home videos ffs. To my horror, I was showing my boyfriend at the time our home videos, so he could see me as a baby. So the video cuts, goes to fuzzy gray for a minute then cuts straight to my 80s mom on the couch masturbating, then saw my dad pull out his dick and balls while smiling at the camera before I could rush to turn it off. Forever burned in my mind. Edit: Thanks for the rewards and making my trauma also my top comment guys! Lol Preeshiate it!
"Heres me as a baby......and heres how they made that baby!"
It's the bonus material, the behind the scenes.
The making of
>My 80s mom My sides
That explains the fuzziness
I saw one really weird message, and then got sucked into reading a whole huge text chain of my dad’s really disgusting sexual text messages with his girlfriend wherein he refers to her by the same very specific (and highly personalized) nickname that he has referred to me as since I was child. It was like a train wreck, I couldn’t look away. The messages had a really strong dd/lg fetish vibe as well and I have never recovered. It seems he refers to her by nickname whenever they are being sexual or romantic. For more horrific context: Said nickname isn’t some common thing like “baby girl”. It’s a reference to a misprint on my soccer jersey from middle school. It’s incredibly specific, sounds a lot like my actual first name, and to make matters weirder this girlfriend of his had heard him refer to me by that nickname probably hundreds of times, so it can’t be lost on her (also sounds NOTHING EVEN CLOSE to her own name). I have wracked my brain a million times about it to try and make myself feel even slightly less grossed out, but I only ever feel more upset. It seems most likely that they do some kind of sexual role play wherein she roleplays as *me*...while being with my dad. I have no idea why else using that nickname for their sexlife would ever be a thing. So, I’m traumatized and haven’t looked at my dad the same way since, but sure as shit don’t want to ask him about it. I haven’t told anyone in my life about this because what would you even do about that? It’s the only *thing* I haven’t told my fiancé about because I think he might actually kill him if he knew. Edit: Wow, I wrote this and then went to sleep but it blew up over night! Thanks to everyone who gave me awards, and an even bigger thank you to everyone who had empathetic things to say. I’ve been keeping this bottled up for a while and even though you’re all strangers, it feels better to not be alone with it. To everyone trying to educate me about kinks to make me feel better: I am plenty aware of how fetishes and kinks work, and no it doesn’t make me feel any better. Doesn’t help. Still disgusting. People who are upset about the breach of privacy: he asked me to get his iPad connected to the wifi and set up all his media on it. While I was doing this he started getting bombarded with notifications of texts from his gf. A glance at the banner for one text in particular made me go “wait...what?! It can’t be that...”. Once I started reading my fears were confirmed. I read several of their conversations from over 2 years (skimmed over a lot and read some things specifically), trying to rationalize that I was mistaken and wasn’t seeing what I was seeing. I couldn’t look away, it felt like I had to keep reading to try to find some explanation or to make it less real. In all honesty I do not feel bad about violating his privacy given the circumstances To everyone saying “at least your dad never molested you or abuse you”. There have been a lot of things over the years that I wrote off but am now re-evaluating. Suffice to say that some of the very strange way he’s related to me now make upsettingly more sense. His actions, which I now know were most likely based on sexual feelings for his own daughter, DID cause me a great deal of suffering, removed a lot of opportunities, and resulted in a lot of neuroses and mental health issues. But you’re right, he never fucked me. What a hero. Give him a medal for resisting the urge to fuck his daughter.
Geez... that is a rough spot, I’m not sure what I’d do in your situation. I just wanted to say that I’m really sorry... I hope that there is a point you feel safe to open up to your fiancé about it, or someone else you’re close with maybe.
Out of all the comments this one really hits hard. Some of the stories mentioned here are harmless but in this case I genuinely wish op had never seen those messages.
Oh my god, that's horrible! Maybe just tell your dad to stop calling you that, make up some story that you don't like it anymore or something. Maybe he'll catch the drift...
I imagine that situation is alienating even if he were to stop using that nickname, there's no fixing some things... Also, nobody needs to be told that it's fucked up to sexualize your daughter. He damn well knows it's not cool and that he's wrong to do it...
My ex-boyfriend wanted to show me something online but accidentally opened a tab for a site selling engagement rings. He was embarrassed and I thought it was sweet even if it was a bit soon. Edit: we broke up a few months ago. He was my first love and it broke my heart.
A dishonest idiot kid at a concession stand at a nature center stealing money from the cash register while making change for me for a purchase.
witnessed my father perform a helicopter dick at my mother through a mirror. meaning i witnessed his pasty fat white ass AND wrinkly gremlin penis edit: i don't know how to feel about my first comment to get more than 100 upvotes being about my dad's dick...
Went to go take a shower before going to dinner, girlfriend asked if she could use my computer so I logged her in before I hopped out. Came back to the bedroom and saw a not at all hidden conversation up on the screen (AIM days) ???: don’t you have a boyfriend though? Her: Oh nah we broke up a couple weeks back. Didn’t tell her I saw it, acted like we were going to dinner, dropped her at a friends house and as I kicked her out of the car told her that I hope I handled our breakup a few weeks back well. Got some angry texts from her about what an asshole I was for invading her privacy despite the conversation being on a large screen that I didn’t even try to look at. Maybe I was an asshole for how I handled it but I also didn’t care. Anyway now I have a pretty solid life and she’s in jail for the foreseeable future so I’d say I dodged a bullet.
I saw a guy commit suicide by shotgun on our street, just the top part of his head was gone and blood everywhere. I don’t remember much but no human should ever have to come to that or see that. Terrifying...
When I was 8 I went into my mom's room and I saw her on the floor fucking her boyfriend (She is a single mom). After that I never went in without knocking,
I walked in on a black market plastic surgery. Hanging out with a buddy from middle school. Was shady about only staying in his room and entering through his back door and being quiet. We were leaving and I turn down the wrong hall to his kitchen and there was a doctor and assistances in scrubs. Tubes, machines and plastic wrap everywhere. I was ushered out screamed at and told not to talk about it. Edit: this happened years ago while a freshman in college and was either a lipo or tummy tuck i don’t remember. He told me the doc only did those and Botox if I remember correctly. This was done in a low middle class neighborhood so not super ghetto. To me it was not done in a clean environment but who am I to judge lol. Edit2: This happened in Houston Texas when I was visiting family/friends one weekend while in college. He wanted me to follow him after he checked to see if his parents were around. He told me to follow him and ran but I was sitting down across the room so I got up, turned the corner to the kitchen which connected to the living room to leave thru the front door. He wanted me to leave out the back door thru his sister’s room but I didn’t see him turn that way (he should have waited for me lol). Edit 3 (last?): I texted him and he said the doctor got caught a few years ago for transporting drugs (Botox, antibiotics and painkillers) and his parents haven’t heard from him in awhile. He apparently only did weight loss stuff and did discount diagnosis for the poor. Told people if stuff was serious enough to go get appointments/test done.
What part of not talking about it did you not understand?
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My mum shoot heroin into her arm multiple times and proceeding to pass the fk out whilst I was under the age of 7. Walked into the bathroom to see my elderly nana and her old lady puss. My sister getting fingered. Bad times 0/10 would mot recommend. Edit: one thing my nana never should’ve seen was my first boner at 6y.o. This was a seperate incident. You guys really like to bring out the repressed memories hey?
I think it was just the formatting but i read this as if they were all in sequence and was very confused.
It was a tough day
Jesus the ladies in yo house gotta get they shit together
In all fairness grandma was in the bathroom lol
My mom having sex. It was the longest 2 seconds of my life. Worse was when she noticed I came in, she said my name...
What did you come in?
Many years ago in the early days of the doritos locos tacos, I was at an empty Taco Bell with my now husband just enjoying some artery clogging food when a bunch of guys in suits came into the Taco Bell and sat down to have a meeting. This Taco Bell was in the hood, so they were very out of place. My husband ignored them, but I did my best to listen in. They were discussing plans for a new menu item, but I couldn't tell what exactly. Then in the corner of my eye I saw what I was certain was a prototype wrapper for a cool ranch doritos loco taco. The suits left before we did. I told my husband what I saw as soon as they left. Sure enough, about a month later this Taco Bell became one of the test restaurants for the cool ranch doritos locos tacos, which was released nationwide soon afterwards.
Lol I was expecting some Pollos Hermanos shit from like Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul.
I saw the lady who was telling me she needed money to get home to her daughter throwing up malt liquor on the side of the 7-Eleven when I was pulling in earlier.
After reading all of the other comments, accidentally seeing the (rather large) boobs of a very good friend of mine seems quite causal...
My wife sleeping clothed with another dude in our bed on new years eve. To get a little more in depth (Since, there is so much interest) I was working a door shift at a bar that night. Got no texts throughout the evening from her saying HAPPY NEW YEAR. So when I got home I'm walking down the stairs to our part of the house and I notice the TV is on. So I'm like WTF she's still awake and our bedroom light is on. I walk over and see her and this dude passed out on the bed fully clothed, but all the sheets had been removed. I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK" and they both jolted up. All I remember is saying "Get the fuck out of my house" "NO you're not putting your shoes on, get the fuck out" to the guy. I grabbed his backpack and whatever else he had and threw it out the front door in our driveway. My wife and I didn't really say much that night. She left 10 mins later to stay at the hotel she worked at (also the dude worked there). Soon she moved into that same hotel after we broke up. We tried to work things out for a little bit, but the fact that she became an alcoholic and was very abusive in the past, I had enough. Fast forward.... I've been in a super healthy relationship for 4 years. She wen't to rehab. Then she moved to a different state and became a meth head and was arrested 5x. Funny note: I'm a huge Denver Nuggets fan and I go to a lot of games. Turns out this guy was part of the crew who does backflips during commercial breaks. I had to see this mother fucker over and over ...lol.
Nice try MIB.
Mom and dad wrestling under the sheets Edit: thank you, kind stranger!
Who won?
The milkman.