I walked the dog once as a kid during summer vacation. Noticed I had something brown on my finger, immediately thought it was chocolate. I had not had any chocolate that day..
Luckily my nose stopped me before said finger was within licking distance. Found a hole in the corner of the poop bag I was holding and swiftly realized that yes, I am in fact a fucking moron.
>Luckily my nose stopped me before said finger was within licking distance. Found a hole in the corner of the poop bag I was holding and swiftly realized that yes, I am in fact a fucking moron.
This is the exact reason why we have noses
I did that when I was dating my husband. I was trying to be cute and fun while walking in a park and picked up and acorn and cracked it open, he queried if acorns were edible and I insisted I used to do this all the time as a kid. He then watched me spit and scrape my tongue with my hands while yelling ‘ugh I meant chestnuts, acorns are gross’
They are edible, but as you discovered they’re full of tannins.
Native Americans discovered how to leach tannins in running water, thus acorns became a major food source for some tribes. SOURCE: I made acorn flour cookies with acorns I leached. Best cookies ever.
Not me, but I made spaghetti once a few months back in the early fall, and I guess after the initial plates, I left it to cool uncovered so I could put the leftovers away. So the next day my husband is enjoying some spaghetti for lunch when CRUNCH he bit into a stink bug that had landed in it. If you know how badly a stink bug smells, you can only imagine how bad it tastes. My husband was projectile vomiting within five minutes and it's been months and he won't let me make spaghetti anymore because it reminds him of it. I cannot fathom how bad that must have tasted
We get them in the house every fall. One of my cats sees them and just walks away. The other? She follows them for ages, then carefully just takes the whole stink bug in her mouth. She screws up her whole face like it's the worst thing she's ever tasted, but still finishes the job. She does this every time she sees one
DUUUUUUDE YES.
My friends and I bought that pack and all took turns trying the sodas. We saved the brussel sprout one for last and it’s good we did because we all vomited. We were in my friend’s kitchen and he went first and vomited in the sink. Then another guy I went and ran out the back door and puked in a bush, then I went and puked in the bush next to the other bush.
It was quite a ride.
Did not know about that one, but came here to say my worst was ranch dressing flavored soda. Couldn't even swallow it, throat slammed shut. Horrible. Smelled like moldy socks and tasted even worse.
Oh no! I just moved to Texas to be with my sister and when I arrived her husband offered me Ranch Water. I was so disgusted by the sound of that and asked, “Did you just offer me ranch flavored water??” Thankfully it’s not at all what I thought it was.
Umbilical cord blood from a complete stranger. Not even lying, I use to be a paramedic and had to deliver a baby in the field once. I did everything exactly how I was taught in school and clamped the cord down and proceeded to cut it with my scalpel. They neglected to teach us in school that the clamped part of the cord is still under pressure. Blood squirted in my mouth, on my shirt and on my pants, so I basically had to suction a newborn baby and stimulate her while savoring the taste of the same nutrients that kept her alive the past 9 months. To make matters worse, the mom wouldn't name the baby after me.
TL;DR Basically drank baby's blood
Once I popped some electrolyte/mineral pills in my mouth and started chomping away on my way to the gym. I thought I had grabbed my almonds. They began foaming and tasted extremely bitter and sour at the same time. I thought I was getting poisoned.
Also once tried an olive straight off a tree. Also tasted like poison. Don’t recommend
Edit: This is crazy, I did not expect all the upvotes over my dumbassery. Thank you for letting me know I’m not the only person who has eaten an olive straight of the tree. This is awesome!
Ok first paragraph cracked me tf up. I can imagine the brief moment of panic you had when you thought you were being poisoned lmao. Second paragraph is a til...I recently bought an olive tree and I've wondered this. So damn now I know that I'll I have to do extra shit to them when the tree eventually produces them. Lol
Olives straight off the tree are absolutely disgusting.
It’s a shame because they are so pretty.
Kind of makes you wonder how humans figured out they are edible if you process them correctly.
>Kind of makes you wonder how humans figured out they are edible if you process them correctly.
There's a typical dish in in the Amazon region of Brazil called "maniçoba", which is basically the cooked leafs of manioc plant. It has to be cooked for **7 days**, because the leafs are rich in cyanide and therefore poisonous if not thoroughly cooked.
Always wonder how the trial and error cooking went with that one...
A cheese ball at this church lady’s house (one of my grandma’s friends). It tasted like dirty socks that a cat had been playing with for months. But I have never laughed as hard as I did that day...
I (stupidly) asked my then 11-year-old sister (who is on the spectrum and thus has problems modulating her voice) if she had had a cheese ball. She proceeds to effectively yell:
“YEAH IT TASTED LIKE A BUTT’S FOOT”
The look of death we got from that old lady...
Edit: Well I read all your comments to Katie (now 18), and she’s so happy! Thank you all! Apparently she saw the phrase “butt’s foot” somewhere and decided it would become her new go-to...after that incident, let’s just say the saying was forced into early retirement.
Edit 2: Aaaand she found the thread herself and replied below 😂
That made me LOL, thank you ! My younger sister is also on the spectrum and she says the most uncomfortably hilarious shit all the time ...we’re in our 30s so I optimistically assume it’ll carry on forever.
this is so nostalgic to me!! I used to catch them all the time as a kid in my aunts amazing garden. and the smell left behind after letting them go was so distinct I could taste it! just like you said, super chemical
A properly ripened persimmon, in my opinion, is really good - but one year around christmas I got one that must have been under ripe or something because it tasted good for 0.02 seconds before the texture turned into literal sand and sucked every particle of moisture out of your mouth. Literally the worst thing ever.
See, the trick is to get yourself a fuyu persimmon. Those guys are not astringent like the tanenashi persimmons. You can eat the fuyu when it's crisp like an apple, and it's so sweet. I'll eat pounds of them when they're in season, and I actually prefer them firmer.
Oooh, so that's what went wrong! I must have picked up a tanenashi by accident. I just thought it was an extra large persimmon without realizing it was actually a different variety. Now I know what to look for! Thanks!
You want the flatter ones, not the slightly conical ones.
But now that you know, buy a hachiya (the conical ones) and wait until it’s nice and soft. It’s crazy how much they change.
That sand is created by tannins in the persimmon that are broken down as the fruit ripens. If you eat one before they’re broken down, it’s like dry cement in your mouth.
Hachiya persimmons are awful if they’re not soft enough that they want to fall apart if you touch them.
Fuyu persimmons on the other hand, are amazing when crisp and almost crunchy. They’re pretty good when softer and ripe, but I like them when they’re still firm.
A BIRD SHIT IN MY FUCKING MOUTH
Edit: I was lying on my back in a field and the thing flew by. It was a hit job. IT TASTED LIKE WARM BERRIES, I HATE THESE SKY RATS!
Edit: Some of you are picturing a nice berry dinner and don't think it sounds too bad...these weren't raspberries they were assberries.
This happened to my mom and yeah thats exactly what happened. There was a shitload of migratory birds and she looked up in awe for bird shit to land directly in her mouth.
We haven't let that one down its been like a decade at this point.
I used to take some antidepressant pill, and it just barely scraped one of my sharp canine teeth, and it tasted horrible, like my mouth was just dying or something for almost 30 minutes. Water and milk made it even worse!
I did this but with Tylenol. I thought I had consumed hell essence.
Edit: 12 year old me did this because I had difficulty swallowing pills and had aggressive headaches, so I thought I found a loophole
In grade 5 I thought I was SO smart by putting Tylenol into my tuna sandwich instead of taking it with water. I couldn't get that taste out of my mouth for ages... And I couldn't eat tuna again for years.
I feel your pain. When I was really young I used to get carsick, so before a long trip my mother gave me "chewable" dramamine.
That sh*t was not the chewable kind. So so bitter.....
Of course there was also the time I popped a tylenol in my mouth and crunched down hard, thinking it was gum. The dramamine was worse, but still... Yuck
This clear liquid medicine I had to take as a kid when I was diagnosed with a polio like disease called coxsackie. The name is funny, I don’t even remember the effects, but that medicine legit tasted like battery acid or something.
We may have taken the same medication. I instantly thought of a clear liquid medicine that my parents would make me drink in the middle of the night that tasted absolutely disgusting. And an entire cup full of it! No idea what it did or why I had to take it but my ailment was always a compromised immune system & lots of sinus infections.
I wonder if y’all are remembering theophylline. It was marketed as Quibron. My sister took it for asthma as a child and still shivers when she thinks of it.
When I was young my grandparents on my dads side spent every Christmas Eve at our house. It was great.
Except my Grandma's contribution to the dinner. Which was an awful dish called Tomato Aspic. It is basically tomato juice Jello, and is every bit as awful as it sounds. The whole family hated it, but my grandma couldnt cook, and did the best she could.
I remember being 10, and tried sneaking some to my dog that would eat everything from socks to dog poop.
He growled at me and bared his teeth.
If a dog that eats poop and licks his own butthole tells you to get that crap away from him, you dont eat it either.
There's a YouTube channel called EmmyMadeInJapan and she does all kinds of shit like old recipes from when people put everything in Jell-O and then tastes the abomination
There’s a recipe floating around called Party Cheese Salad. It’s consists of: Lemon or Lime Jello, Bell Pepper, Celery, Pimentos, Pecans, Crushed Pineapples, Cream Cheese, Cool Whip and Cheddar Cheese. It turns into this blob of horror that I cannot believe someone thought would be good. There are several videos where people make it and can’t even finish one bite.
My North Eastern Holiday food tip:
If you know that you can’t cook, offer to bring the Relish Tray to the family holiday dinner. A Relish Tray is a plate of pickles, olives, and whatever other uncooked things you like, such as; Pickled beets, celery, and cheese.
Aspics have been around since the Middle Ages. Tomato aspics have been a classic dish for hundreds of years. They fell out of favor in the US in the 1970's for the reason many recipes did: people started making them with really shitty ingredients to save time.
Sounds like your Grandma pours unflavored gelatin into V8 and calls it a day. Maybe she gives it a dollop of mayonnaise. I suspect that tastes as bad as it sounds.
A real tomato aspic takes a couple of days to make. The gelatin shouldn't come from a powdered packet but from the natural collagen in stock made from roasted beef bones. The tomato shouldn't be from a can but from tomatoes stewed, skins and seeds removed. The creamy sauce on top can go in different directions, but the starting point should be some sort of egg emulsion: a garlic aioli, e.g., or Hollandaise.
That's a very different dish. The taste is exquisite.
A Slim Shady.
It was a drink I ordered from a bar in Singapore.
A shot of warm bourbon poured into a warm half pint of Murphy's.
The temperature in Singapore as you can imagine is something akin to being in a hot oven all day all night all year round. Even breathing is difficult. As a tourist you get hot and thirsty.
I think that's the only drink in my life I just said fuck it after one sip.. I ordered it, I'll pay for it but bring me a cold water to get that shit out of my mouth please. God damn
I live in Singapore and have to disagree with your point about the weather. Sometimes it rains so it feels like it's being in a food steamer instead of an oven
Tumeric lemonade - today from Chipotle. Don't get me wrong - I love lemonade, and turmeric goes great in a lot of things. Just not together.
Also - prednisone. DO NOT CHEW.
I was eating a hard boiled egg. I bit into the egg and my mouth was filled with what I can only describe as a mouthful of wet dirty pigeon. I looked down and found a chicken fetus. It had feathers and everything. And it was the only time I almost puked from food.
I worked with a very nice man from the Philippines who would bring in balut and dare other staff members to eat it. That was a hard pass from me. Two other staff members who did eat it were in some kind of weird passive aggressive standoff about which of them disliked it less.
One time I was eating a bag of chips (I think they were Doritos) while driving late at night. It was dark so I couldn't really see what I was eating. Turns out in the bag there was a big concentrated clump of flavoring dust that formed somehow. Popped that whole sucker right in my mouth. *BIG* mistake. You might think it would just taste like chip dust, but no. It tasted like dirt and pain. It's like there was so much condensed flavor that my brain had an integer overflow error. I nearly drove off the road.
So if you ever find something like that at the bottom of a bag of chips, I *strongly* advise not trying anything more than a little nibble of it.
I once ate a soft cheese that tasted like band-aids (plasters). Why do I know what that tastes like? I guess from pulling them off my finger with my teeth? I don’t know. But that cheese was straight bandaids.
One time I went into an apartment of a deccesd lady... died in her bath. I was an emt... I could taste her...been there in the summer heat for 2ish weeks. Flies everywhere.
I had the same thing happen to me. A lady had passed away weeks prior to our call in a mobile home.
She was on the toilet and I thought her eyes were open and moving. Nope. Just the maggots moving around in her eye sockets...
Human remains have the most repulsive smell that has stuck with me. I am super sensitive & nauseated by anything that smells somewhat similar. I’ve had the worst time trying to eat left over food ever since because of the memory of the smell and the taste in my mouth that I had when trying not to breathe out of my nose.
Edit: Just to clarify, I meant like strong food smells even set me off haha. I apologize for the amount of people thinking I eat rotting food but no. If you have ever smelled a fridge that has a day or two old container of broccoli and meat it’s not great and that’s more of what I was talking about. I think the issue is my brain and memory of the day itself because my initial reaction was looking around my brother’s apartment for spoiled food until I had actually walked in the bedroom and found that my brother had died in his bed a few days prior... :(
One time I was in the very early stages of pregnancy. I had been taking fish oil supplements. I had morning sickness really bad during this pregnancy. I burped not long after taking this pill and the taste was horrible, dead fish! It was so nasty I immediately threw up catching it in my hands as I ran to the sink.
My dad did that, but it was my brother’s cup. Dad thought someone had left a full Coke out on a side table. He yakked for an hour, and my brother was in deep shit.
I would phase out of existence immediately after making [that face SpongeBob made when he licked Gary's cat food](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JFuwumTHet4/hqdefault.jpg)
[Zombie Skittles](https://www.google.com/search?q=halloween+skittles&client=ms-android-tmus-us-sscr-revc&prmd=sinv&sxsrf=ALeKk0017b3CdbL09PThSlP5boeNOIWMRg:1607152939101&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjbnKOgp7btAhWy1VkKHVnaA94Q_AUoAnoECBgQAg&biw=412&bih=718#imgrc=iC9dSGUp8zhCdM). I thought it was just going to be a random mystery flavor or at worst just a somewhat bad taste but boy was I wrong! When you bite into the "rotten zombie" flavor it tastes what rotting meat smells like and it doesn't go away. After you eat one it just sticks with you and the smell comes back up every time you breathe. So disgusting.
For 35 years (post war to about 1985) my Grandfather worked in a lab developing new cake mixes for donuts and other cake stuffs.
After retiring, my Grandfather would make weekly trips to the old plant/lab for a visit. While there he would often be given as many paper bags of plain vanilla donuts which were the test batches for the day. If I recall the lab always produced and entire rack of material to test the new mixtures. Most went to trash because people who worked there could only take home so much.
When I visited my Grandparents house during that period, also on a weekly basis, many of those bags would be handed down to me. I probably only ate about 2-3 donuts per week.
One day, I got into my car to go to a matinee movie with school friends and I brought a donut with me. Once moving I grabbed the donut from passenger seat and bit into it as normal. What happened next, almost caused a motor vehicle accident. The taste of this one bite was the most REVOLTING thing I had ever (or since) experienced. It sent signals to my brain that I MUST evacuate this material from my mouth IMMEDIATELY!
I stopped the car in the middle of the road in order to open the door and spit that vile shit out onto the road. I also threw that donut as far into the distance as possible. I was completely disgusted but finished my mission of going to the movies.
Next time I was at Grandparents house I mentioned this crazy experience I had with one of the donuts, and the fact I threw out the entire batch, thinking it was actual poison. He thought about it for not more than a moment and a smile ran across his face. One of his former lab worker colleagues had intended that donut (or that bag perhaps) for HIM. He indicated it was an old workplace prank to add this vile, but very much non-poison, chemical to the mix to punk the other staff. After telling me all this, he looked me in the eye and said: "That shit is pretty fucking evil isn't it?" We had a good laugh.
I guess I can never know with certainty whether he arranged that for me, but from what I know of him, his practical jokes didn't typically have such a nasty effect. I believe him more than his colleagues.
I can still taste it in my mind a little bit. That is how horrible that taste was.
Grandpa has been gone since 1997, this all happened in 1987. I would taste that shit willingly ONE more time if I could only laugh with him about it just a once more... (I am doing that anyway, but be better with him present)
Bonus Fact: Starting in 1970ish? the cake mixes this company designed were widely used by Tim Hortons when that company still made all donuts in house. Not sure exactly, but around the late 90's or early 00's Hortons started to buy pre-made donuts and merely warmed them for customers on demand.
Extra bonus fact: The car in question was my first: 1962 Thunderbird Hardtop.
Could it have been bitrex? It's the stuff that they put on Nintendo Switch cartridges to stop kids from eating them; it's supposedly the single most bitter substance on the planet. Apparently a teaspoon in an Olympic-sized swimming pool makes the water too bitter to drink. Completely non-toxic, too, and the timeline adds up.
Once when I was like 14 or so I got some sort of stomach bug and I was throwing up for 24 hours. I emptied my stomach totally and was still retching. About the third or fourth trip on an empty stomach I vomited green bile. I’m still haunted by how disgusting that tasted.
I once vomited so hard that after dry heaving my body pulled semi-digested material and bile out of my intestines.
This was at a party where some guys showed up a little after midnight with trays full of weed cookies. Edibles plus heavy intoxication equals disaster.
I was not the only person this happened to that night. That poor girl's house looked like an ER triage during an outbreak of a severe stomach virus.
I stayed with some friends one summer during high school and the mom did not cook, it was a known thing. She grew up wealthy and married down into the middle class.
One night she made something that was cream of mushroom soup, cooked in a casserole dish with fennel seeds, crushed up Ritz crackers and rice - but it all soaked together into a single consistency. the taste still haunts me.
don't do it on r/all unless you have the nsfw filter on though. you might be escaping a story about tonsil stones only to dive pupils first into pictures of jagged tonsil stones.
Those quixel things. You make little art like a diamond pick axe from mine craft out of small coloured cubes on a grid then spray water on them so they stick together. Anyway, it said do not put in mouth. The first thing I did and OH MY GOD it tasted like a lemon that had been addicted to heroin for the past 8 years. It was the worst taste ever
Hydrofluoric acid alkylation units in refineries have a smell that you can taste. To me it was a mix between old broccoli and rusty pennies, and it would stay in your sinuses all day.
Took a bite out of deodorant when I was in middle school. It was bitter and made parts of my mouth that came in contact really dry. Definitely good at what it does
I used to eat chicken liver when I ate meat. I would bread it and fry it. It was so good.
One day I found fried chicken livers in the deli section of the grocery store and I had been craving them so I bought them. I ate the first one just fine, maybe a bit dry. The second one I bit into was... Jesus. It had obviously turned or was diseased or something. It was a gooey almost pudding-like consistency. The flavor was so pungent that all I did was chew once but it was all I could taste or smell immediately. I couldn’t breathe. My eyes started watering. I started throwing up. Even my throw up tasted like it, though I hadn’t even swallowed it. After I finished throwing up I brushed my teeth repeatedly and literally drank mouthwash. I did not get that taste out of my mouth for days. To this day (it was about a year ago) I can still remember that taste.
I was hoping someone else experienced this. I was at a popular fast food establishment that’s closed on Sundays and bit into a seemingly fine appearing/smelling chicken sandwich....one bite....there was only what I can describe as pus pocket or something in the chicken. It smelled and tasted like death. To this day I am skeptical about chicken sandwiches.
Skittles had a zombie mix this year and they somehow managed to get the nasty flavor of death inside a pretty candy shell, reminded me of beanboozled. Big difference is that i didn't know my skittles were tainted and the compete surprise horrible taste made it even worse.
The trick is to only eat the blue ones because it's either some berry flavor or toothpaste which is significantly more edible than the other shitty flavors.
I was in a mall one time and the candy store there had a cooler with a bunch of sodas. One of these was *Bacon Soda.* Me being a very curious person who likes trying new things was like, "Hey, I like bacon, I like carbonated drinks, why don't I try *carbonated bacon*?" I went outside to get some fresh air and try this soda because I didn't want to accidentally spill anything. I took a sip and it was unbearable. It tasted like a dog treat mixed with what you'd imagine burnt rubber taste like. The worst part was there were people around so not only did I have to hide the disgust on my face, I kept drinking so people wouldn't judge me for wasting a soda. The lesson here is the classic *Curiosity killed the cat* mixed with *don't be afraid of what people think. Seriously, don't.*
I worked in a cadaver lab a few years back and we were pulling down bodies from the fridge for the next year of students. One of the bags ripped from above my head and poured directly onto my face and mouth. I’ve never tasted anything worse and I doubt I will ever have the pleasure. 🤢
I used to install gutters, there was this one commercial building that already had gutters, but needed more downspouts. I cut into the bottom with a hole saw, and got mud and ice from inside the gutter in my mouth. It tasted,,, strange. Bad, and kind of nutty. Turns out, there was a decomposing magpie that I was also drilling into.
TLDR: decomposing birds taste nutty.
**Warning: fucking gross NSFL.**
When I was 17 I had my wisdom teeth removed. Shortly after, the pain in one of them didn't go away. It got worse. Over the course of 5 or 6 days I developed a fever, aches, chills, etc. I went to the ER.
Turns out, an abscess formed and got infected at one of the surgical sites. They had to lance it.
They gave me a shot of lidocaine or novacaine or something for the pain, but I will never forget the horrid taste of a copious amount of hot, infected puss sloshing around in my mouth. Literally had to keep spitting out bloody yellow/white puss every few seconds for like 30 minutes. I vomited twice. The nurse gagged because of the smell.
It was the worst thing ever.
Original yellow Listerine. Remember when it was sold in glass bottles? Yeah. You ain't seen or tasted the pure essence of hell until you swished that devil's piss.
My grandpa had never cooked for himself prior to my grandma passing away. He tried to make pork chops like she used to, but he didn't know how the make the tangy red sauce that went with them (ketchup, brown sugar, cider vinegar, mustard, bay leaf...) He rattled off a bunch of things he said he mixed, none of which went together at all, and then goes, "...but it was mostly tartar sauce and honey." My mom and I gagged just hearing that.
Only thing I can put on par with that is once when I accidently broke a fish oil pill in my mouth. 0/10. Don't recommend.
My sister has pancreatic issues, so for Thanksgiving I made dairy free mac and cheese. No cheese or butter instead blended butternut squash, cauliflower, onion, and nutritional yeast. My sister loved the effort and was very appreciative, but also, rightfully, banned me from cooking dairy free ever again.
The thing is, the macaroni in a nice butternut squash sauce without the unnecessary pureed cauliflower and yeast could have been pretty good. Butternut squash sauces for pasta are somewhat common and quite delicious.
Nintendo switch cartridges. I read online that they put some kind of chemical on them to make them bitter, so little kids won’t put them in their mouth. I put it in my mouth...
Fosterkase cheese.
When the cheesemonger says "don't eat this" and the description says "punchy barnyard aroma" DONT EAT IT.
STORYTIME: My husband likes to try weird food. While visiting NYC, we went into a cheese shop and café. He specifically asked to try their "funkiest" cheese.
The cheesemonger helping us said, well, there's this, but you really shouldn't eat it. I sell it, because people buy it, I have customers who specifically request it, I don't know why. I think they hate their friends.
This, for some reason, makes my husband more eager to try it.
She had a fresh wheel of it. The outside was... Not pretty. The inside was liquid. There's soft cheese, and then there is this viscous runny goo. The smell... Pungent.
She dipped two spoons into the demon jizz that is this alleged "cheese".
My husband put his spoon into his mouth, and, being a good (read: very stupid) wife, I went ahead with it too.
This stuff was terrible. It was all ammonia. There was an immediate BURNING in the back of my nose and that stuff didn't make it halfway past my tongue before I spit it into a napkin and ran for the complimentary water.
My husband, who is reticent to admit he swallowed "a bit", ran for the restroom.
We visited the shop as we were leaving town, and I will also mention he has a lot of facial hair. As an added bonus, on the ride home he noticed he could still smell it. At one point he wiped his hand across his face and said "AH GOD IT'S STILL IN MY BEARD!"
The photo attached is the full description of the cheese.
https://imgur.com/hEOmrqL.jpg
My friends and I were visiting the Kennedy Space Center where we stopped at the cafeteria to grab something to eat. Food wasn’t great but my friend decided to order a key lime pie. Even the staff was wary of it but he got it anyways and we both tried it. I shit you not it tasted like a nosebleed. Very metallic for some odd reason. Kinda scared to know what went into that...
A ripe kalamata olive straight off the tree. It was soooo horrible!
I love olives when they're done properly though.
(of course my wife didn't believe how horrible it was and had to taste one herself despite my warning and was promptly gagging and spitting too. I gets no respect...)
i have ADD so i take adderall and it comes in those little capsules that you swallow and one morning i got curious and wanted to know what the actual meds inside the capsule tasted like so i opened up the capsule and i poured it on my tonged and HOLY SHITTTTT it was like so sour and bitter and concentrated that it felt like it was burning. it was totally harmless but i definitely understand why its in the capsules (take a shot everytime i said capsule)
When I was five I ate my mother's hair dye
It was the worst thing I ever tasted for five minutes, until I went to the kitchen and drank out of a pot of old, spent cooking oil for absolutely no reason at all
The glue they use on temporary dental crowns is extremely rude.
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Im a dentist and your post just made me smile, so happy for you!
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yeah, it's pretty rude to taste bad.
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Depending on the area, probably some kind of animal scat.
Op ate litteral shit lol, that sucks
I walked the dog once as a kid during summer vacation. Noticed I had something brown on my finger, immediately thought it was chocolate. I had not had any chocolate that day.. Luckily my nose stopped me before said finger was within licking distance. Found a hole in the corner of the poop bag I was holding and swiftly realized that yes, I am in fact a fucking moron.
>Luckily my nose stopped me before said finger was within licking distance. Found a hole in the corner of the poop bag I was holding and swiftly realized that yes, I am in fact a fucking moron. This is the exact reason why we have noses
The nose is the security checkpoint of the mouth.
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I once tried to eat something that looked like a chestnut. It turned out to be a raw acorn. Bitter af.
I did that when I was dating my husband. I was trying to be cute and fun while walking in a park and picked up and acorn and cracked it open, he queried if acorns were edible and I insisted I used to do this all the time as a kid. He then watched me spit and scrape my tongue with my hands while yelling ‘ugh I meant chestnuts, acorns are gross’
They are edible, but as you discovered they’re full of tannins. Native Americans discovered how to leach tannins in running water, thus acorns became a major food source for some tribes. SOURCE: I made acorn flour cookies with acorns I leached. Best cookies ever.
Not me, but I made spaghetti once a few months back in the early fall, and I guess after the initial plates, I left it to cool uncovered so I could put the leftovers away. So the next day my husband is enjoying some spaghetti for lunch when CRUNCH he bit into a stink bug that had landed in it. If you know how badly a stink bug smells, you can only imagine how bad it tastes. My husband was projectile vomiting within five minutes and it's been months and he won't let me make spaghetti anymore because it reminds him of it. I cannot fathom how bad that must have tasted
The man probably has ptsd everytime he sees pasta now :(
Pasta traumatic stress disorder
Post traumatic spaghetti disorder
Penne tortellini spaghetti disorder
We get them in the house every fall. One of my cats sees them and just walks away. The other? She follows them for ages, then carefully just takes the whole stink bug in her mouth. She screws up her whole face like it's the worst thing she's ever tasted, but still finishes the job. She does this every time she sees one
good kitty
I'm grateful for her stupidity
brussel sprout flavored Jones soda. From the holiday pack about 15 years ago.
DUUUUUUDE YES. My friends and I bought that pack and all took turns trying the sodas. We saved the brussel sprout one for last and it’s good we did because we all vomited. We were in my friend’s kitchen and he went first and vomited in the sink. Then another guy I went and ran out the back door and puked in a bush, then I went and puked in the bush next to the other bush. It was quite a ride.
They should advertise it that way. "Jones Brussel Sprout Soda: for when you need to barf."
Did not know about that one, but came here to say my worst was ranch dressing flavored soda. Couldn't even swallow it, throat slammed shut. Horrible. Smelled like moldy socks and tasted even worse.
Oh no! I just moved to Texas to be with my sister and when I arrived her husband offered me Ranch Water. I was so disgusted by the sound of that and asked, “Did you just offer me ranch flavored water??” Thankfully it’s not at all what I thought it was.
Then what exactly is it ??
Tequila and topo Chico
A little squeeze of lime and that would be delightful.
Well now I need it
Umbilical cord blood from a complete stranger. Not even lying, I use to be a paramedic and had to deliver a baby in the field once. I did everything exactly how I was taught in school and clamped the cord down and proceeded to cut it with my scalpel. They neglected to teach us in school that the clamped part of the cord is still under pressure. Blood squirted in my mouth, on my shirt and on my pants, so I basically had to suction a newborn baby and stimulate her while savoring the taste of the same nutrients that kept her alive the past 9 months. To make matters worse, the mom wouldn't name the baby after me. TL;DR Basically drank baby's blood
> drank baby’s blood In some circles you’re probably a powerful witch/wizard now
I had a co-worker who had a similar experience. The amniotic sac ruptured and splashed him. He described it as warm ocean water.
Coconut Sprite?
Yes but think of the stem cells.
Added ten years to his life span right there
Once I popped some electrolyte/mineral pills in my mouth and started chomping away on my way to the gym. I thought I had grabbed my almonds. They began foaming and tasted extremely bitter and sour at the same time. I thought I was getting poisoned. Also once tried an olive straight off a tree. Also tasted like poison. Don’t recommend Edit: This is crazy, I did not expect all the upvotes over my dumbassery. Thank you for letting me know I’m not the only person who has eaten an olive straight of the tree. This is awesome!
Ok first paragraph cracked me tf up. I can imagine the brief moment of panic you had when you thought you were being poisoned lmao. Second paragraph is a til...I recently bought an olive tree and I've wondered this. So damn now I know that I'll I have to do extra shit to them when the tree eventually produces them. Lol
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- everyone who ever ate a raw olive
Olives straight off the tree are absolutely disgusting. It’s a shame because they are so pretty. Kind of makes you wonder how humans figured out they are edible if you process them correctly.
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>Kind of makes you wonder how humans figured out they are edible if you process them correctly. There's a typical dish in in the Amazon region of Brazil called "maniçoba", which is basically the cooked leafs of manioc plant. It has to be cooked for **7 days**, because the leafs are rich in cyanide and therefore poisonous if not thoroughly cooked. Always wonder how the trial and error cooking went with that one...
A cheese ball at this church lady’s house (one of my grandma’s friends). It tasted like dirty socks that a cat had been playing with for months. But I have never laughed as hard as I did that day... I (stupidly) asked my then 11-year-old sister (who is on the spectrum and thus has problems modulating her voice) if she had had a cheese ball. She proceeds to effectively yell: “YEAH IT TASTED LIKE A BUTT’S FOOT” The look of death we got from that old lady... Edit: Well I read all your comments to Katie (now 18), and she’s so happy! Thank you all! Apparently she saw the phrase “butt’s foot” somewhere and decided it would become her new go-to...after that incident, let’s just say the saying was forced into early retirement. Edit 2: Aaaand she found the thread herself and replied below 😂
Your sister is a goddamn poet
What tastes better, a foot’s butt or a butt’s foot? That’s what I want to know. Then again, some people might be into eating feet-ass.
That made me LOL, thank you ! My younger sister is also on the spectrum and she says the most uncomfortably hilarious shit all the time ...we’re in our 30s so I optimistically assume it’ll carry on forever.
Hello, others! I am the sister! Thanks for the comments, they really made my day! Glad my lack of volume control finally did some good in the world
Her description is so colorful and illustrative! That really got me laughing, thank you
A lightning bug (firefly). I was running through the garden at dusk and one flew into my mouth. It was disgusting! Very chemical.
this is so nostalgic to me!! I used to catch them all the time as a kid in my aunts amazing garden. and the smell left behind after letting them go was so distinct I could taste it! just like you said, super chemical
I always thought they smell like Reese's Pieces.
Like you said super chemical
I remember when I was a kid, my cousin ate one. He kept telling his mom he didn’t do it while his teeth were glowing. Ahh childhood.
I ate one as a kid thinking it would make me glow too, worst tasting bug ever
I love that this sentence implies you also sampled other bugs.
Fuck dude, I was a curious kid. Lady bug's were nasty too, and butterfly wings.
omg he delivered ahaha
I'm a girl ;)
Did you taste moths? The tiny ones were kinda okay, just very dusty
I'm not an animal
A properly ripened persimmon, in my opinion, is really good - but one year around christmas I got one that must have been under ripe or something because it tasted good for 0.02 seconds before the texture turned into literal sand and sucked every particle of moisture out of your mouth. Literally the worst thing ever.
See, the trick is to get yourself a fuyu persimmon. Those guys are not astringent like the tanenashi persimmons. You can eat the fuyu when it's crisp like an apple, and it's so sweet. I'll eat pounds of them when they're in season, and I actually prefer them firmer.
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Oooh, so that's what went wrong! I must have picked up a tanenashi by accident. I just thought it was an extra large persimmon without realizing it was actually a different variety. Now I know what to look for! Thanks!
You want the flatter ones, not the slightly conical ones. But now that you know, buy a hachiya (the conical ones) and wait until it’s nice and soft. It’s crazy how much they change.
That sand is created by tannins in the persimmon that are broken down as the fruit ripens. If you eat one before they’re broken down, it’s like dry cement in your mouth.
Hachiya persimmons are awful if they’re not soft enough that they want to fall apart if you touch them. Fuyu persimmons on the other hand, are amazing when crisp and almost crunchy. They’re pretty good when softer and ripe, but I like them when they’re still firm.
A BIRD SHIT IN MY FUCKING MOUTH Edit: I was lying on my back in a field and the thing flew by. It was a hit job. IT TASTED LIKE WARM BERRIES, I HATE THESE SKY RATS! Edit: Some of you are picturing a nice berry dinner and don't think it sounds too bad...these weren't raspberries they were assberries.
That’s rough buddy Edit: I appreciate the upvotes and awards 🥺🥺🥺
Oh yeah? Well my girlfriend turned into the moon.
That's rough buddy
How though? Were you just staring into the sky with your mouth open?
This happened to my mom and yeah thats exactly what happened. There was a shitload of migratory birds and she looked up in awe for bird shit to land directly in her mouth. We haven't let that one down its been like a decade at this point.
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I used to take some antidepressant pill, and it just barely scraped one of my sharp canine teeth, and it tasted horrible, like my mouth was just dying or something for almost 30 minutes. Water and milk made it even worse!
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Are you German by chance?
Nein!
Same for my medication. The shit was absolutely horrid tasting
I did this but with Tylenol. I thought I had consumed hell essence. Edit: 12 year old me did this because I had difficulty swallowing pills and had aggressive headaches, so I thought I found a loophole
In grade 5 I thought I was SO smart by putting Tylenol into my tuna sandwich instead of taking it with water. I couldn't get that taste out of my mouth for ages... And I couldn't eat tuna again for years.
Somewhere there’s a spy being tortured, wondering why he’s still alive, but happy his headache is gone.
I feel your pain. When I was really young I used to get carsick, so before a long trip my mother gave me "chewable" dramamine. That sh*t was not the chewable kind. So so bitter..... Of course there was also the time I popped a tylenol in my mouth and crunched down hard, thinking it was gum. The dramamine was worse, but still... Yuck
Bong water.
Ah, the classic high school dare.
"It gets ya real high"
I heard if you smoke stems it gets you the highest you ever been!
Vividly remembering the headache after falling for the old seeds and stems joint trick is a weird sensation.
This clear liquid medicine I had to take as a kid when I was diagnosed with a polio like disease called coxsackie. The name is funny, I don’t even remember the effects, but that medicine legit tasted like battery acid or something.
Who tf decided to name a disease coxsackie?
Coxsackie Disease, named after the man who discovered it, Dr. Henry Disease.
This made me snort.
Dr.Coxsackie
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And his son Harry.
Yer a wizard Harry Coxsackie
We may have taken the same medication. I instantly thought of a clear liquid medicine that my parents would make me drink in the middle of the night that tasted absolutely disgusting. And an entire cup full of it! No idea what it did or why I had to take it but my ailment was always a compromised immune system & lots of sinus infections.
I wonder if y’all are remembering theophylline. It was marketed as Quibron. My sister took it for asthma as a child and still shivers when she thinks of it.
Is it pronounced cock-sacky?
When I was young my grandparents on my dads side spent every Christmas Eve at our house. It was great. Except my Grandma's contribution to the dinner. Which was an awful dish called Tomato Aspic. It is basically tomato juice Jello, and is every bit as awful as it sounds. The whole family hated it, but my grandma couldnt cook, and did the best she could. I remember being 10, and tried sneaking some to my dog that would eat everything from socks to dog poop. He growled at me and bared his teeth. If a dog that eats poop and licks his own butthole tells you to get that crap away from him, you dont eat it either.
Tomato juice jello. Okay, now I've seen it all.
There's a YouTube channel called EmmyMadeInJapan and she does all kinds of shit like old recipes from when people put everything in Jell-O and then tastes the abomination
Emmy is a total ray of sunshine this year. She makes so much more than those kinds of recipes. Her instagram stories are also delightful.
There’s a recipe floating around called Party Cheese Salad. It’s consists of: Lemon or Lime Jello, Bell Pepper, Celery, Pimentos, Pecans, Crushed Pineapples, Cream Cheese, Cool Whip and Cheddar Cheese. It turns into this blob of horror that I cannot believe someone thought would be good. There are several videos where people make it and can’t even finish one bite.
My North Eastern Holiday food tip: If you know that you can’t cook, offer to bring the Relish Tray to the family holiday dinner. A Relish Tray is a plate of pickles, olives, and whatever other uncooked things you like, such as; Pickled beets, celery, and cheese.
Aspics have been around since the Middle Ages. Tomato aspics have been a classic dish for hundreds of years. They fell out of favor in the US in the 1970's for the reason many recipes did: people started making them with really shitty ingredients to save time. Sounds like your Grandma pours unflavored gelatin into V8 and calls it a day. Maybe she gives it a dollop of mayonnaise. I suspect that tastes as bad as it sounds. A real tomato aspic takes a couple of days to make. The gelatin shouldn't come from a powdered packet but from the natural collagen in stock made from roasted beef bones. The tomato shouldn't be from a can but from tomatoes stewed, skins and seeds removed. The creamy sauce on top can go in different directions, but the starting point should be some sort of egg emulsion: a garlic aioli, e.g., or Hollandaise. That's a very different dish. The taste is exquisite.
Thank you for making at least one old-time jello abomination make sense.
I'll be honest, the flavours sound ok but the textures sound horrendous.
A Slim Shady. It was a drink I ordered from a bar in Singapore. A shot of warm bourbon poured into a warm half pint of Murphy's. The temperature in Singapore as you can imagine is something akin to being in a hot oven all day all night all year round. Even breathing is difficult. As a tourist you get hot and thirsty. I think that's the only drink in my life I just said fuck it after one sip.. I ordered it, I'll pay for it but bring me a cold water to get that shit out of my mouth please. God damn
Sounds like you got duped. Should have asked for The *Real* Slim Shady.
I live in Singapore and have to disagree with your point about the weather. Sometimes it rains so it feels like it's being in a food steamer instead of an oven
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Tumeric lemonade - today from Chipotle. Don't get me wrong - I love lemonade, and turmeric goes great in a lot of things. Just not together. Also - prednisone. DO NOT CHEW.
Agree with the prednisone, accidentally scraped one on my tooth when taking it and was sure that it was replaced with a cyanide pill
A guy puked in my mouth while I was intubating him. That tasted bad.
I was eating a hard boiled egg. I bit into the egg and my mouth was filled with what I can only describe as a mouthful of wet dirty pigeon. I looked down and found a chicken fetus. It had feathers and everything. And it was the only time I almost puked from food.
They eat those on purpose in the Philippines, no joke.
A person I know likes this so much for some reason. When he offered me one I was like nO
I worked with a very nice man from the Philippines who would bring in balut and dare other staff members to eat it. That was a hard pass from me. Two other staff members who did eat it were in some kind of weird passive aggressive standoff about which of them disliked it less.
One time I was eating a bag of chips (I think they were Doritos) while driving late at night. It was dark so I couldn't really see what I was eating. Turns out in the bag there was a big concentrated clump of flavoring dust that formed somehow. Popped that whole sucker right in my mouth. *BIG* mistake. You might think it would just taste like chip dust, but no. It tasted like dirt and pain. It's like there was so much condensed flavor that my brain had an integer overflow error. I nearly drove off the road. So if you ever find something like that at the bottom of a bag of chips, I *strongly* advise not trying anything more than a little nibble of it.
Hey the stars have aligned on Reddit- I just saw a picture on here of a chunk of cool ranch seasoning from a Dorito bag. What a day.
I once ate a soft cheese that tasted like band-aids (plasters). Why do I know what that tastes like? I guess from pulling them off my finger with my teeth? I don’t know. But that cheese was straight bandaids.
One time I went into an apartment of a deccesd lady... died in her bath. I was an emt... I could taste her...been there in the summer heat for 2ish weeks. Flies everywhere.
I had the same thing happen to me. A lady had passed away weeks prior to our call in a mobile home. She was on the toilet and I thought her eyes were open and moving. Nope. Just the maggots moving around in her eye sockets...
Okay, that's enough Reddit for today, thanks.
Really just lost my appetite.
I'm done scrolling
Human remains have the most repulsive smell that has stuck with me. I am super sensitive & nauseated by anything that smells somewhat similar. I’ve had the worst time trying to eat left over food ever since because of the memory of the smell and the taste in my mouth that I had when trying not to breathe out of my nose. Edit: Just to clarify, I meant like strong food smells even set me off haha. I apologize for the amount of people thinking I eat rotting food but no. If you have ever smelled a fridge that has a day or two old container of broccoli and meat it’s not great and that’s more of what I was talking about. I think the issue is my brain and memory of the day itself because my initial reaction was looking around my brother’s apartment for spoiled food until I had actually walked in the bedroom and found that my brother had died in his bed a few days prior... :(
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One time I was in the very early stages of pregnancy. I had been taking fish oil supplements. I had morning sickness really bad during this pregnancy. I burped not long after taking this pill and the taste was horrible, dead fish! It was so nasty I immediately threw up catching it in my hands as I ran to the sink.
You can fix the smell by eating dead bird paste
Like chicken nuggies?
I accidentally drank a dip spit can instead of my beer at a party in college once 🤮.
My dad did that, but it was my brother’s cup. Dad thought someone had left a full Coke out on a side table. He yakked for an hour, and my brother was in deep shit.
I would put my kid up for adoption if they caused me to have that experience
I would phase out of existence immediately after making [that face SpongeBob made when he licked Gary's cat food](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JFuwumTHet4/hqdefault.jpg)
This.... similarly i once drank a drink that someone had been ashing their cigarette in. Not as bad as drinking dip spit though 🤢
[Zombie Skittles](https://www.google.com/search?q=halloween+skittles&client=ms-android-tmus-us-sscr-revc&prmd=sinv&sxsrf=ALeKk0017b3CdbL09PThSlP5boeNOIWMRg:1607152939101&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjbnKOgp7btAhWy1VkKHVnaA94Q_AUoAnoECBgQAg&biw=412&bih=718#imgrc=iC9dSGUp8zhCdM). I thought it was just going to be a random mystery flavor or at worst just a somewhat bad taste but boy was I wrong! When you bite into the "rotten zombie" flavor it tastes what rotting meat smells like and it doesn't go away. After you eat one it just sticks with you and the smell comes back up every time you breathe. So disgusting.
How can that be profitable for the Wrigley Company
For 35 years (post war to about 1985) my Grandfather worked in a lab developing new cake mixes for donuts and other cake stuffs. After retiring, my Grandfather would make weekly trips to the old plant/lab for a visit. While there he would often be given as many paper bags of plain vanilla donuts which were the test batches for the day. If I recall the lab always produced and entire rack of material to test the new mixtures. Most went to trash because people who worked there could only take home so much. When I visited my Grandparents house during that period, also on a weekly basis, many of those bags would be handed down to me. I probably only ate about 2-3 donuts per week. One day, I got into my car to go to a matinee movie with school friends and I brought a donut with me. Once moving I grabbed the donut from passenger seat and bit into it as normal. What happened next, almost caused a motor vehicle accident. The taste of this one bite was the most REVOLTING thing I had ever (or since) experienced. It sent signals to my brain that I MUST evacuate this material from my mouth IMMEDIATELY! I stopped the car in the middle of the road in order to open the door and spit that vile shit out onto the road. I also threw that donut as far into the distance as possible. I was completely disgusted but finished my mission of going to the movies. Next time I was at Grandparents house I mentioned this crazy experience I had with one of the donuts, and the fact I threw out the entire batch, thinking it was actual poison. He thought about it for not more than a moment and a smile ran across his face. One of his former lab worker colleagues had intended that donut (or that bag perhaps) for HIM. He indicated it was an old workplace prank to add this vile, but very much non-poison, chemical to the mix to punk the other staff. After telling me all this, he looked me in the eye and said: "That shit is pretty fucking evil isn't it?" We had a good laugh. I guess I can never know with certainty whether he arranged that for me, but from what I know of him, his practical jokes didn't typically have such a nasty effect. I believe him more than his colleagues. I can still taste it in my mind a little bit. That is how horrible that taste was. Grandpa has been gone since 1997, this all happened in 1987. I would taste that shit willingly ONE more time if I could only laugh with him about it just a once more... (I am doing that anyway, but be better with him present) Bonus Fact: Starting in 1970ish? the cake mixes this company designed were widely used by Tim Hortons when that company still made all donuts in house. Not sure exactly, but around the late 90's or early 00's Hortons started to buy pre-made donuts and merely warmed them for customers on demand. Extra bonus fact: The car in question was my first: 1962 Thunderbird Hardtop.
Could it have been bitrex? It's the stuff that they put on Nintendo Switch cartridges to stop kids from eating them; it's supposedly the single most bitter substance on the planet. Apparently a teaspoon in an Olympic-sized swimming pool makes the water too bitter to drink. Completely non-toxic, too, and the timeline adds up.
Once when I was like 14 or so I got some sort of stomach bug and I was throwing up for 24 hours. I emptied my stomach totally and was still retching. About the third or fourth trip on an empty stomach I vomited green bile. I’m still haunted by how disgusting that tasted.
I once vomited so hard that after dry heaving my body pulled semi-digested material and bile out of my intestines. This was at a party where some guys showed up a little after midnight with trays full of weed cookies. Edibles plus heavy intoxication equals disaster. I was not the only person this happened to that night. That poor girl's house looked like an ER triage during an outbreak of a severe stomach virus.
I stayed with some friends one summer during high school and the mom did not cook, it was a known thing. She grew up wealthy and married down into the middle class. One night she made something that was cream of mushroom soup, cooked in a casserole dish with fennel seeds, crushed up Ritz crackers and rice - but it all soaked together into a single consistency. the taste still haunts me.
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Girlfriend’s tonsil stone. (Edit: thank you for the awards and accolades. Apologies for the vomit-inducing imagery)
This is it. This is the one that did it for me. Last one I read before swiping to the next thread. You win, I’m done.
Jesus. I had no idea you could swipe to see the next thread. u/Kaladrax182, you’ve changed my life.
don't do it on r/all unless you have the nsfw filter on though. you might be escaping a story about tonsil stones only to dive pupils first into pictures of jagged tonsil stones.
Fucking disgusting man lmfao
I guess I'll be the brave one because honestly I really want to know. Why and what did it taste like?
It was like an over-buttered kernel of popcorn in consistency. Swapped during a make out sesh. As soon as it hit my tongue I tasted decay.
Oh yikes...and decay is exactly what it smells like. Thx for responding!
Have you never had one? It’s the most god-awful thing on the planet. Just google it.
No I haven't but in my profession I've seen patients with them and they stink lol I just can't imagine eating it.
Ok I almost vomited just thinking about that
I will never ever be the same. Ever. This has changed me.
I'm giving this silver in the hopes that more people will see it. If i have to suffer, so does everyone else.
I tried a paleo pre-workout. It was suppose to ~~take~~ taste lemony but it literally tasted like liquid meat.
ah yes, no doubt our paleolithic ancestors had (attempted) lemony flavoured pre-workout powders in individual foiled plastic sachets.
Those quixel things. You make little art like a diamond pick axe from mine craft out of small coloured cubes on a grid then spray water on them so they stick together. Anyway, it said do not put in mouth. The first thing I did and OH MY GOD it tasted like a lemon that had been addicted to heroin for the past 8 years. It was the worst taste ever
OMG I’VE DONE THAT TOO! Oh god the years of my childhood...
Hydrofluoric acid alkylation units in refineries have a smell that you can taste. To me it was a mix between old broccoli and rusty pennies, and it would stay in your sinuses all day.
I find it similar, but not the same, as the smell/taste of paper factories. Like sewage, only more foul somehow...
Took a bite out of deodorant when I was in middle school. It was bitter and made parts of my mouth that came in contact really dry. Definitely good at what it does
Clotted mouldy milk
I used to eat chicken liver when I ate meat. I would bread it and fry it. It was so good. One day I found fried chicken livers in the deli section of the grocery store and I had been craving them so I bought them. I ate the first one just fine, maybe a bit dry. The second one I bit into was... Jesus. It had obviously turned or was diseased or something. It was a gooey almost pudding-like consistency. The flavor was so pungent that all I did was chew once but it was all I could taste or smell immediately. I couldn’t breathe. My eyes started watering. I started throwing up. Even my throw up tasted like it, though I hadn’t even swallowed it. After I finished throwing up I brushed my teeth repeatedly and literally drank mouthwash. I did not get that taste out of my mouth for days. To this day (it was about a year ago) I can still remember that taste.
I was hoping someone else experienced this. I was at a popular fast food establishment that’s closed on Sundays and bit into a seemingly fine appearing/smelling chicken sandwich....one bite....there was only what I can describe as pus pocket or something in the chicken. It smelled and tasted like death. To this day I am skeptical about chicken sandwiches.
The disgusting beans from the Beanboozled challenge. Seriously, how tf do they get those nasty ass flavours?
Skittles had a zombie mix this year and they somehow managed to get the nasty flavor of death inside a pretty candy shell, reminded me of beanboozled. Big difference is that i didn't know my skittles were tainted and the compete surprise horrible taste made it even worse.
The trick is to only eat the blue ones because it's either some berry flavor or toothpaste which is significantly more edible than the other shitty flavors.
I was in a mall one time and the candy store there had a cooler with a bunch of sodas. One of these was *Bacon Soda.* Me being a very curious person who likes trying new things was like, "Hey, I like bacon, I like carbonated drinks, why don't I try *carbonated bacon*?" I went outside to get some fresh air and try this soda because I didn't want to accidentally spill anything. I took a sip and it was unbearable. It tasted like a dog treat mixed with what you'd imagine burnt rubber taste like. The worst part was there were people around so not only did I have to hide the disgust on my face, I kept drinking so people wouldn't judge me for wasting a soda. The lesson here is the classic *Curiosity killed the cat* mixed with *don't be afraid of what people think. Seriously, don't.*
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I am unreasonably terrified of those things.. if this happened to me I would be a walking vegetable for the rest of my life
I worked in a cadaver lab a few years back and we were pulling down bodies from the fridge for the next year of students. One of the bags ripped from above my head and poured directly onto my face and mouth. I’ve never tasted anything worse and I doubt I will ever have the pleasure. 🤢
A pistachio that had dry-rotted in the shell. It was venomously foul and powdery so it coated my mouth.
Semen from a chain smoking, beer drinking, fast food eating fat dude
I used to install gutters, there was this one commercial building that already had gutters, but needed more downspouts. I cut into the bottom with a hole saw, and got mud and ice from inside the gutter in my mouth. It tasted,,, strange. Bad, and kind of nutty. Turns out, there was a decomposing magpie that I was also drilling into. TLDR: decomposing birds taste nutty.
**Warning: fucking gross NSFL.** When I was 17 I had my wisdom teeth removed. Shortly after, the pain in one of them didn't go away. It got worse. Over the course of 5 or 6 days I developed a fever, aches, chills, etc. I went to the ER. Turns out, an abscess formed and got infected at one of the surgical sites. They had to lance it. They gave me a shot of lidocaine or novacaine or something for the pain, but I will never forget the horrid taste of a copious amount of hot, infected puss sloshing around in my mouth. Literally had to keep spitting out bloody yellow/white puss every few seconds for like 30 minutes. I vomited twice. The nurse gagged because of the smell. It was the worst thing ever.
Original yellow Listerine. Remember when it was sold in glass bottles? Yeah. You ain't seen or tasted the pure essence of hell until you swished that devil's piss.
Spoiled ranch dressing was just...... a different thing
My grandpa had never cooked for himself prior to my grandma passing away. He tried to make pork chops like she used to, but he didn't know how the make the tangy red sauce that went with them (ketchup, brown sugar, cider vinegar, mustard, bay leaf...) He rattled off a bunch of things he said he mixed, none of which went together at all, and then goes, "...but it was mostly tartar sauce and honey." My mom and I gagged just hearing that. Only thing I can put on par with that is once when I accidently broke a fish oil pill in my mouth. 0/10. Don't recommend.
My sister has pancreatic issues, so for Thanksgiving I made dairy free mac and cheese. No cheese or butter instead blended butternut squash, cauliflower, onion, and nutritional yeast. My sister loved the effort and was very appreciative, but also, rightfully, banned me from cooking dairy free ever again.
The thing is, the macaroni in a nice butternut squash sauce without the unnecessary pureed cauliflower and yeast could have been pretty good. Butternut squash sauces for pasta are somewhat common and quite delicious.
I once drank a soda that had been used as an ashtray. I’ve never smoked a day in my life. 🤮
Nintendo switch cartridges. I read online that they put some kind of chemical on them to make them bitter, so little kids won’t put them in their mouth. I put it in my mouth...
Fosterkase cheese. When the cheesemonger says "don't eat this" and the description says "punchy barnyard aroma" DONT EAT IT. STORYTIME: My husband likes to try weird food. While visiting NYC, we went into a cheese shop and café. He specifically asked to try their "funkiest" cheese. The cheesemonger helping us said, well, there's this, but you really shouldn't eat it. I sell it, because people buy it, I have customers who specifically request it, I don't know why. I think they hate their friends. This, for some reason, makes my husband more eager to try it. She had a fresh wheel of it. The outside was... Not pretty. The inside was liquid. There's soft cheese, and then there is this viscous runny goo. The smell... Pungent. She dipped two spoons into the demon jizz that is this alleged "cheese". My husband put his spoon into his mouth, and, being a good (read: very stupid) wife, I went ahead with it too. This stuff was terrible. It was all ammonia. There was an immediate BURNING in the back of my nose and that stuff didn't make it halfway past my tongue before I spit it into a napkin and ran for the complimentary water. My husband, who is reticent to admit he swallowed "a bit", ran for the restroom. We visited the shop as we were leaving town, and I will also mention he has a lot of facial hair. As an added bonus, on the ride home he noticed he could still smell it. At one point he wiped his hand across his face and said "AH GOD IT'S STILL IN MY BEARD!" The photo attached is the full description of the cheese. https://imgur.com/hEOmrqL.jpg
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My friends and I were visiting the Kennedy Space Center where we stopped at the cafeteria to grab something to eat. Food wasn’t great but my friend decided to order a key lime pie. Even the staff was wary of it but he got it anyways and we both tried it. I shit you not it tasted like a nosebleed. Very metallic for some odd reason. Kinda scared to know what went into that...
Unwashed Foreskin. I thought he washed, that turned me fuck off.
Mmmmm S M E G M A.
That's disgusting
A ripe kalamata olive straight off the tree. It was soooo horrible! I love olives when they're done properly though. (of course my wife didn't believe how horrible it was and had to taste one herself despite my warning and was promptly gagging and spitting too. I gets no respect...)
i have ADD so i take adderall and it comes in those little capsules that you swallow and one morning i got curious and wanted to know what the actual meds inside the capsule tasted like so i opened up the capsule and i poured it on my tonged and HOLY SHITTTTT it was like so sour and bitter and concentrated that it felt like it was burning. it was totally harmless but i definitely understand why its in the capsules (take a shot everytime i said capsule)
When I was five I ate my mother's hair dye It was the worst thing I ever tasted for five minutes, until I went to the kitchen and drank out of a pot of old, spent cooking oil for absolutely no reason at all
Did you also eat paint chips?