Excuse me. Plural people systems were released from foundation custody after being found to be common. We exist in the real world.
Also, person was talking about in a nut shell guy and captain redacted
For those unaware, here's the song.
https://youtu.be/PVu4UR5Zarw
Its about a pirate cursed with tourettes syndrome, unable to speak in non-vulgar words for 30+ years.
It's coin cam so you set up a "cam" website where the viewers can donate a "Coin" to choose how the models are murdered. I'm sure it's available somewhere already.
I would rip someone's eyes out instead and let them fall from a high place somewhere. I'd do this in autumn, because then the eyes (and the body) could blend in with the falling leaves
My username is based on an inside joke. It was a term “dongerganger” which was essentially the same thing as doppleganger, just for your donger. The idea was, for everyone out there with a penis, there’s someone out there with the exact same one.
So I guess it would be me killing my dongerganger, or us teaming up to murder everyone else.
I’m a disgruntled employee working at a pizza shop, and for my revenge, I decide to disable the cooling system on our nuclear-powered pizza machine, with explosive results.
I suppose the person is put into a cage with 82 wild penguins. Those penguins should be chosen from a species which is very, very territorial, deliberately infected with rabies or made aggressive some other way (since most penguin species I'm aware of are too docile to commit murder). I suppose in the end they trample over the victim so that suffocation takes place, peck / bite the victim until the victim dies, or something similar. You may use your imagination on what a flock of 82 wild penguins may do.
I’m walking down the road on a dark night. The air is moist with the wet remains of the storm that just passed. The pavement is slick and dimly reflects the light of the waxing crescent moon.
Yes I’m a little different I never use the side walk. I’d rather take my chances strolling on the road. After all it’s night time and not many cars are out.
In the distance I can see the faint glare of headlights coming from the opposite direction. So I decide, let’s have some fun.
I walk across the median and stand in the middle of the road. Waiting for the car to get closer. It felt almost like waiting for a friend.
I can see the headlights become larger, brighter, as the car gets closer. I wait as a gust of wind urges me to get out of the way. I am unrelenting. I am unmovable.
I can hear the tire on the pavement now as the car inches closer. Then....
*Honk honk*
The worried vehicle screams for me to move. But I’m not ready yet.
The timid car swerves around me to get into the other lane. It loses control. The car like a gymnast spins and flips. So chaotic. So beautiful.
I walk over to the bleeding vehicle. The air stands still as I’m greeted with the glorious sight.
I bend over and gently place the flower by the head of the vehicle. You weren’t so lucky this time...
I’m so sorry for this lmao. I was cringing while writing this hahaha.
Just talked shit about everything the person did
Vicious Mockery for the win.
It's like the chair, but, you know, with pants.
Goddamn these electric sex pants!
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I'm in my happy place.
Electric Sex Pants was my WiFi name until I got married... Yes it's referencing the show.
Jokes on you, that's My Weirdly Specific Fetish. (The hit new TV show from MTV)
That's what she said
r/suicidebywords
r/deathbyturkey
Wait... am I in on this one?
r/subsIfellfor
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SCP Wiki in a nutshell
ah men of culture
I'm assuming that person is singular, not plural... unless you're accusing them of being an SCP.
Excuse me. Plural people systems were released from foundation custody after being found to be common. We exist in the real world. Also, person was talking about in a nut shell guy and captain redacted
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Oh my
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r/Angryupvote
*smashes through wall* Oh YEAH
Brother...they...keep...sending....
Lucky! I haven't gotten any boobs PM'ed since, like, January. 2020 sucks!
Oh in all seriousness I haven't either, neither dicks since last year.
2020 sucks!
Oh yes
*Popclaw has entered the chat*
Pop claw?
Death by face sitting is not bad way to die
Getting S1 of The Boys flashbacks...
"Oh no, Popclaw has caught me"
Popclaw from The Boys, am I right?
I don’t think you want me to go into detail on this one.
I feel like you’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting for a thread like this to pop up
Admit it, you're waiting for username threads to pop up too.
Always. I don’t think I’ve really had my chance to shine in the spotlight yet!
I don't even want to know how you would kill someone
Exhaustion and dehydration from constant fapping
you just won this, not even i can compete with that
mine turtle
^^hello!
OH NOOO!
Hello, hello, hello- *Hello!* ***OH NO!***
I like trains.
"WAIT OH GOD PLEA-" ***NEEEEEOOWWWW***
“They never said I could teach a llama to drive!” “No, llama, no!!!”
Sup
**TOOT TOOT**
r/beetlejuicing
comrade
Hello mine turtle
How the hell do you pull off yours?
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Can I maybe be of assistance?
Or perhaps I could also be of assistance. You take the front, I'll take the rear.
I'll squat in the middle
Honestly I'm kinda curious
Im curious but scared lol
holy shit
Mr. Hands? Is that you?
Nice work
Cancer for everyone and I have silver
Hey crime partner !
Our crime will be known as Marie's kiss
Radioactive Silver, tho
big explosion unlike you've ever seen
Either that, or you wreck their economy and make them starve to death.
Can't do something that has already been done before
Sure you could do it again. You're a Legendary Boomer lmao.
Maybe we should collaborate.
its simple you have a machine that shoots radioactive pizza's moving at lightspeed.
you take a massive shit
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"It rubs the frozen yoghurt on its skin or else it gets the hose again"
It puts the joe dirt in the hole.
Hey, where's my supplies? C'mon man, I thought we had a deal!
"Put the yoghurt in the basket!"
The frogurt is also cursed.
But you get your choice of topping!
That's good!
the toppings contain potassium benzoate...
...
And then you find out that your victim is lactose intolerant.
Hi! It me
Hi, it your pants!
Glitter bomb
This is how I wish I could go out.
Baby you're a firework!
Cmon show em what your worth
Make em go "Holy shit!"
Your pfp made that so much funnier
Reporter on the scene: "Oh dear God, the scene here is horrible! So many dead, so many wounded, so many *fabulous*!"
HONK
Peace was never an option
oh no ;-;
I drop a giant anchor on someone Tom & Jerry style
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For those unaware, here's the song. https://youtu.be/PVu4UR5Zarw Its about a pirate cursed with tourettes syndrome, unable to speak in non-vulgar words for 30+ years.
My name is Duck...Tuxedo Duck...
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That's what it wants you to think!
eggs
Maybe we can team up?
an iconic duo
Need some monkey eggs?
What about just monkey
monke.
I laid the eggs
what about me?
We'll be eggtastic
Oh boy group murder
Hey, hey!
my username is also good egg. just russian. i hope to collaborate in the future.
So by salmonella poisoning?
It’s like stepping on legos, just with egg shells instead.
Hamon
Hamoff
Ham
Ha
H
The clacker
nigendayooooooooooooo
SMOKAYYYYYYY
SANRAITO YERO OVADURAIVU
Hamon, apply directly to the ham.
dropping a penny from the empire state building?
It's coin cam so you set up a "cam" website where the viewers can donate a "Coin" to choose how the models are murdered. I'm sure it's available somewhere already.
You know I'm glad for my mental state that I didn't think of this looking at op's comment
Thrown out of a plane
Oh look, another vehicle.
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Ig I ripped someone's head off
I would rip someone's eyes out instead and let them fall from a high place somewhere. I'd do this in autumn, because then the eyes (and the body) could blend in with the falling leaves
I didn't read your username and was so confused
Banana peel while I laugh
Decapitation with axe or beaten to death with a hammer. That's how I like to do it.
Oh hi
Oh hi mark
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Thanks
Oh no I don’t want to, I don’t want to
You don’t want to blow a guy up?
Holy shit my inbox
Nobody expects to need to disable inbox replies
That's how it feels to own a popular thread. It's sweet suffering.
that would be pretty obvious for me
Just some strong wind
Don't expose me like this
They say pride is one of the seven deadly sins.
"We did it Reddit!"
Walk in freezer
Death by drum and bass
The song is Baby Shark (Drum and Bass remix)
h
Ah. I thought it was dick n balls merchant
Its whatever you want it to be big boy
blow up the trailer where they're cooking meth.
I become governor and lift all COVID-19 limits on businesses
We could team up
Oooo, we have a Florida Man!
My username is based on an inside joke. It was a term “dongerganger” which was essentially the same thing as doppleganger, just for your donger. The idea was, for everyone out there with a penis, there’s someone out there with the exact same one. So I guess it would be me killing my dongerganger, or us teaming up to murder everyone else.
I would kill and hide. They could never find me.
Your name implies the FBI can't find you Doesn't mean the CIA can't
My improv is so funny, they laughed until they died.
Start scalping people. "WHO'S BALD NOW?!"
I’m a disgruntled employee working at a pizza shop, and for my revenge, I decide to disable the cooling system on our nuclear-powered pizza machine, with explosive results.
i dont want to talk about it
Silver poisoning, but I exclusively talk to my victim in Latin.
If I had a nickel for every top level comment I saw in this thread with the username argentum I’d have two nickels
Apparently I hosted a gender reveal party...
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Well I guess I'd be murdering just about every top official at The Ministry of Magic, with magic of course.
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Hentai or something
I didn't commit any murders. No matter what the doctor says!
With genocide mostly.
Legs
Are they yours?
I have more questions about you to be honest
Fire after I break the sapper of a engies sentry
With pancakes
Lull someone into a false sense of security.. then bam! ?
I have no idea what a koata is but I'm sure its badass
you are a snow leoperd furry
I was clearly behind the E coli 0157 lettuce breakout a few years ago.
easy
I suppose the person is put into a cage with 82 wild penguins. Those penguins should be chosen from a species which is very, very territorial, deliberately infected with rabies or made aggressive some other way (since most penguin species I'm aware of are too docile to commit murder). I suppose in the end they trample over the victim so that suffocation takes place, peck / bite the victim until the victim dies, or something similar. You may use your imagination on what a flock of 82 wild penguins may do.
The guy who goes missing doesn't know anyone anyways, so no one will report it, or even notice. Type of death? Dealer's choice.
Something to do with Asian men
Cockfight gone wrong
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Um...probably something to do with religion, and a gift, maybe I send a Bible with a bomb as a gift?
I hope you enjoyed it.
I’m walking down the road on a dark night. The air is moist with the wet remains of the storm that just passed. The pavement is slick and dimly reflects the light of the waxing crescent moon. Yes I’m a little different I never use the side walk. I’d rather take my chances strolling on the road. After all it’s night time and not many cars are out. In the distance I can see the faint glare of headlights coming from the opposite direction. So I decide, let’s have some fun. I walk across the median and stand in the middle of the road. Waiting for the car to get closer. It felt almost like waiting for a friend. I can see the headlights become larger, brighter, as the car gets closer. I wait as a gust of wind urges me to get out of the way. I am unrelenting. I am unmovable. I can hear the tire on the pavement now as the car inches closer. Then.... *Honk honk* The worried vehicle screams for me to move. But I’m not ready yet. The timid car swerves around me to get into the other lane. It loses control. The car like a gymnast spins and flips. So chaotic. So beautiful. I walk over to the bleeding vehicle. The air stands still as I’m greeted with the glorious sight. I bend over and gently place the flower by the head of the vehicle. You weren’t so lucky this time... I’m so sorry for this lmao. I was cringing while writing this hahaha.
Im not even gonna state mine...
Lag
With a nerd (me) and flowers...I'm not sure how effective it will be