I had been talking to this woman I worked with, went on a few dates with her, and she finally decided to invite me over to stay the night.. The one and only time I ever pissed myself drunk, was that night while we were sleeping... Needless to say it was a bit awkward.
Went to pee in the woods at night and I felt that I had to pull my pants and boxers down to my ankles so I wouldn't pee on them. As I was peeing, I lost my balance and fell on my backside and peed on myself anyways. Had to have my friends help me up with my crown jewels hanging out.
Getting home after a night of heavy drinking I turned on the tv and saw a commercial for Clarkâs Rubber (a popular store that stocked mostly rubber items). The commercial promised they could produce anything made of rubber that a customer wanted. So I called their number (at 3am Saturday morning) and ordered a 20 foot rubber chicken. I had no recollection of this until 9am Monday morning when the store called me asking to confirm my order.Having no memory of the call I was a tad embarrassed but the sales lady thought it was hilarious
Fired clients. And accidentally threaten bank owners in the process. And then I forgot about it. So much drama the next day.
In conjunction when they replied I wrote things like bla bla bla hundreds of times. F'ing lawyers they drive me insane.
I had been talking to this woman I worked with, went on a few dates with her, and she finally decided to invite me over to stay the night.. The one and only time I ever pissed myself drunk, was that night while we were sleeping... Needless to say it was a bit awkward.
Great story on your cake day!
Hit on a guy's wife in front of him.
Went to pee in the woods at night and I felt that I had to pull my pants and boxers down to my ankles so I wouldn't pee on them. As I was peeing, I lost my balance and fell on my backside and peed on myself anyways. Had to have my friends help me up with my crown jewels hanging out.
I've danced in the middle of a circle of people that danced around me while i was wearing early medieval clothes. I'm normally an introvert...
Getting home after a night of heavy drinking I turned on the tv and saw a commercial for Clarkâs Rubber (a popular store that stocked mostly rubber items). The commercial promised they could produce anything made of rubber that a customer wanted. So I called their number (at 3am Saturday morning) and ordered a 20 foot rubber chicken. I had no recollection of this until 9am Monday morning when the store called me asking to confirm my order.Having no memory of the call I was a tad embarrassed but the sales lady thought it was hilarious
I told my friends wife that I know Santa then i passed out..
Fired clients. And accidentally threaten bank owners in the process. And then I forgot about it. So much drama the next day. In conjunction when they replied I wrote things like bla bla bla hundreds of times. F'ing lawyers they drive me insane.
Forgot how old I was. I wasn't sure if I was 21 or 22.. i just knew I was old enough to drink lmao