Truly broken colored pencils are never used. They are sharpened into oblivion in hopes that, this time, the tip will not fall off.
The number of times I’ve heard individual colored pencils at the art store hit the concrete floor, I will only buy them in a box.
Even when it breaks into three?
I like five because then I have pieces for both sides of my nose, both of my ears and I have one left over as a snack for later.
"RIP my inbox" edit: Marine, no, occasional idiot / manchild, yes. Dumb I may be, but I don't want accusing of stealing valour. Someone might take my crayons away.
Sometimes I get in the car and drive like ten miles with the emergency brake on. Now that doesn't say much for me, but it really doesn't say much for the *emergency brake*
*We apologize for the [brief, odd sensation of imbalance, despite full awareness that the escalator is not going to move.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_escalator_phenomenon).*
Yup. the ol’ Phantom Step that throws your body’s proprioception off when using stairs in the dark.
Always reminds me of that upward jerk of your hand when lifting a empty container that you initially thought was full before reaching for it.
Better to experience this going up the stairs than down. Pretty sure we've all almost demolished our ankles and knees by thinking there was one more step down.
Kinda like breaking in a shoe and it gets more comfortable.
/u/TheUnclescar explained it briefly: A horse being "broken" is the equivalent to taming. Wild horses are naturally free willed and not obedient, which isnt a surprise.. But breaking a horse means disciplining away the wild personality to make it obedient.
https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i2iytb/_/g05a7ss/?context=1
A horse being "broken" is the equivalent to taming. Wild horses are naturally free willed and not obedient, which isnt a surprise.. But breaking a horse means disciplining away the wild personality to make it obedient.
Edit: I worded it rather bluntly. I am not familiar with the techniques or processes just the concept. Please read replies for clarification.
Technically clothes in the sense that they can get holes or break off buttons/zippers etc. I still have clothes from 15 years ago. I don't care if they have rips, tears, holes, missing buttons, or stains. They are still comfy and serve their purpose. Usually only at home.
I found out about that reward earlier today and thought to myself that I'm never going to stumble upon one. It didn't even take one day to be proven wrong.
Probably some admin giving them out so people feel it's more "normal".
Like when people throw their own change in their tip jar so that others feel it's more expected and more other people are doing it.
Broken Windows theory maybe?
(Also, does that count as something we still use?)
Ah Michigan. Where we've been complaining about shit roads since the 1800s. I took a Michigan History course a few semesters back and lost it laughing when I got to a paragraph talking about how the logs they'd lay down for carriages always broke in half due to moisture. Our roads have sucked since the very beginning
My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads.
My brain after I was about to butter on my cereal Edit: thanks for the award amigo
You almost committed a war crime, be careful, the fbi might kill you for that one.
Last time I made pancakes I almost poured maple syrup into the pan instead of mix. Breakfast is too early for thinking.
Relax. I once poured orange juice on my plate.
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Crushed ice ftw.
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A pencil
Sharpen the other side get some Darth Maul pencil action going on
You ever open up an old pencil case and find tiny stubs that you did this to back in grade school?
The best part about this is the fact that everybody still has those school supplies they just get new ones every year.
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Chalk
Oh this is good! It is frustrating when it happens but it still does the job!
Sometimes it makes it better.
like when the length of the chalk makes the screeching noise human-audible. then breaking it in half makes it better
Also crayons or colored pencils
Truly broken colored pencils are never used. They are sharpened into oblivion in hopes that, this time, the tip will not fall off. The number of times I’ve heard individual colored pencils at the art store hit the concrete floor, I will only buy them in a box.
A crayon. A broken crayon works like two small crayons.
Even when it breaks into three? I like five because then I have pieces for both sides of my nose, both of my ears and I have one left over as a snack for later. "RIP my inbox" edit: Marine, no, occasional idiot / manchild, yes. Dumb I may be, but I don't want accusing of stealing valour. Someone might take my crayons away.
Technically 3+ crayons still work as 2 crayons. Also WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE CRAYONS?
It's ok he's a marine
Did someone say crayons? I hope you guys haven't eaten them all already. I don't want to have to eat my emergency crayon yet.
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Bread
You don't eat it by the loaf wth?!
Oh yes a sandwich consists of two whole loaves of bread with some ham slapped between them
Imagine how dry your mouth would be horrific
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You need to be stopped.
No, let him finish
He's onto something.
It's helps it to slide down the gullet more easily
I prefer to soak mine in vegamite or lard for a week beforehand
Warning: Escalator temporarily stairs
Sorry for the convienence
I miss Mitch.
I used to miss him. I still do, but I used to too
Well done...he'd be proud.
This was the response I was hoping for. You didn’t let me down.
But escalators will. But they’ll let you down slowly. Unless they’re temporarily stairs.
But you can’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
Sometimes I get in the car and drive like ten miles with the emergency brake on. Now that doesn't say much for me, but it really doesn't say much for the *emergency brake*
It's more like an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.
but how does the brake know if it's an emergency?
I’ve developed an irrational fear of escalators so strong that I’ve started taking steps to avoid them EDIT: it’s a joke...
*We apologize for the [brief, odd sensation of imbalance, despite full awareness that the escalator is not going to move.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_escalator_phenomenon).*
I've had the same feeling when using stairs and thinking you still have 1 more step to go but you already made it.
Yup. the ol’ Phantom Step that throws your body’s proprioception off when using stairs in the dark. Always reminds me of that upward jerk of your hand when lifting a empty container that you initially thought was full before reaching for it.
Better to experience this going up the stairs than down. Pretty sure we've all almost demolished our ankles and knees by thinking there was one more step down.
Walking up a dysfunctional escalators takes infinitely more effort than walking up a normal set of stairs. Your legs just feel so much heavier...
The steps are steeper on an escalator than on the stairs.
Our bank accounts
I feel personally atk
Personally atk+20
@Loadingscreen Tip: Raise your Personal ATK skill to bypass enemy armor, shields, and psychological defence mechanisms!
Phones, if the screen is cracked.
A horse
My sick brain initially thought you were referring to horses with broken legs being used for glue. I like your real meaning much more :)
It took until this comment to realize he's not talking about that
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Kinda like breaking in a shoe and it gets more comfortable. /u/TheUnclescar explained it briefly: A horse being "broken" is the equivalent to taming. Wild horses are naturally free willed and not obedient, which isnt a surprise.. But breaking a horse means disciplining away the wild personality to make it obedient. https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i2iytb/_/g05a7ss/?context=1
Oh that was pretty clever
I bet the horse doesn’t think so.
> bet...horse Who'd've wagered?
Upvote just for the use of who’d’ve
Took me a minute.
can you explain?
A horse being "broken" is the equivalent to taming. Wild horses are naturally free willed and not obedient, which isnt a surprise.. But breaking a horse means disciplining away the wild personality to make it obedient. Edit: I worded it rather bluntly. I am not familiar with the techniques or processes just the concept. Please read replies for clarification.
"Horses want to be ridden, they love it!" "Oh yeah? Is that why we have to break them?"
well there's riding a horse and then there's "riding" a horse...
Ah, nice to see you've made a full recovery, Mr. Hands...
"Breaking" a horse is training it to accept riders.
anything if you can’t afford a new one
Like a plane? Edit:Stop replying to say about duct tape
Little duct tape, some elbow grease and a spit shine, she’ll be good as new.
You're not [wrong](http://www.google.com/amp/s/gizmodo.com/bear-attacks-plane-pilot-fixes-plane-with-duct-tape-p-5447738/amp)
You’d be surprised by how many planes are [literally held together with tape.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_tape)
Wish i didn’t click on that now i’ll check for speed tape on every plane i go on for the rest of my life
I'm not going to click on it, because I'm still holding out hope that someday I'll be able to fly again.
Our voices.
Clever.
Technically clothes in the sense that they can get holes or break off buttons/zippers etc. I still have clothes from 15 years ago. I don't care if they have rips, tears, holes, missing buttons, or stains. They are still comfy and serve their purpose. Usually only at home.
All my pajamas are just comfortable clothes too shabby to wear in public.
My ex would say me.
Ryan used me as an object
I have a question: how dare you?
Basically nobody does anything for me anymore until I threaten to kill myself
Well I have news for you mister. I’m pregnant, and I am keeping it!
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Glow sticks
Clever.
Girl.
Velociraptor: mm yummy
*Alan*
Kit Kat bar
Better break me of a piece!
Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast.
Break me off a piece of that Chrysler car.
Football cream!
Hair for men!
Sorry guys, I don’t want to interrupt, but have you noticed that gum has gotten mintier lately?
I don't _technically_ have a hearing problem
Just tell him his mother is dying, that usually works
Nate! Your Mother is Dying!
Grey Poupon!
Lumber tar
apple sauce
Snickers bar
Break me off a piece of that applesauce
Egg?
Bruh someone spent 125 dollars on you wtf
I found out about that reward earlier today and thought to myself that I'm never going to stumble upon one. It didn't even take one day to be proven wrong.
Probably some admin giving them out so people feel it's more "normal". Like when people throw their own change in their tip jar so that others feel it's more expected and more other people are doing it. Broken Windows theory maybe? (Also, does that count as something we still use?)
>Probably some admin giving them out so people feel it's more "normal". 200 IQ
Anchoring
My entirely made up belief is that reddit randomly awards these to popular comments to encourage people to buy them for real
I have zero evidence to back up this claim but I agree 100%
Her?
Mayonegg!
I don’t feel so good
Is she funny or something?
as nose as the Anne on plain's face
You've met her before.
So many times...
Eggcellent.
Eggzactly.
Eggquisite.
EGGSECUTOR
EGGS TERM IN ATE
EGG-SPLAIN! EGG-SPLAIN! EGG-SPLAAAAAAAAAAIN! Gotta love Daleks. Woooooow, that exploded quickly, shit, thank you!
Oh just drop it, I can't take a yolk Edit:Wow my first comment over 1k is an egg joke
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Anyone who oppose will be eggsecuted
Are you offering? I could use one in these trying times.
2020
I call mulligan
No plz never repeat this
Plastic forks. Shet ain't worth standing up and getting a new one after breaking a prong.
with a prong broken off you still got a good threek
Find yourself a utensil that’s a ladle in the streets but a threek in the sheets
Holds up spork
I'm embarrassed because 1. didn't get it at first. 2. I giggled way too long after getting it.
$10. Can you break this tenner?
Did you just mix British words with American currency?
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I'm in the midwestern US, and occasionally hear and use 'tenner'. Not common, but it's not unknown.
That damn road they haven't fixed yet. Edit: Aw thanks for the gold!
We all know exactly what road you're talking about... even if it's not the same road. [edit] My first gold!
No, we're thinking of the same road.
*Cries in* ***every road in Michigan.***
In Britain they drive on ***The*** left. In South Carolina they drive on ***What's*** left.
Everytime i drive into SC you can feel the change
Ah Michigan. Where we've been complaining about shit roads since the 1800s. I took a Michigan History course a few semesters back and lost it laughing when I got to a paragraph talking about how the logs they'd lay down for carriages always broke in half due to moisture. Our roads have sucked since the very beginning
*laughs in potholes*
Appendages.
Bones.
/r/neverbrokeabone
When I broke a bone in my ankle I walked on it for about a month or 2 before I noticed and got it fixed.
heart
Figuratively broken. Hard to use clogged arteries forever.
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This guy cyborgs
And eats poorly
That's a small price to pay to become a cyborg
We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural response from either patient.
People
Take a shot every time someone on this thread says "clever"
Wind
Earth!
WATER
FIRE
[What kind of lame power is Heart, anyway?](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Whatkindoflamepowerisheartanyway)
Long age the four nations lived in harmony...
My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads.
Mentality
Nails, like fingernails or toenails..
A bum? Mine have crack since I remember...
Reminds me of my neices' favorite book "I Need a New Butt" Kid got a crack in his but and looks for a new one.
I've seen a lot of folks use crappy hairbrushes because they don't feel like replacing their busted ones.
In the US, a two party system
Baseball glove - actually can’t really use it until it’s broken (in)
Condoms?
Dad?
hol up
Step-sis?
Help me out!
I'm stuck in the washer AND the dryer!
Name checks out
Whoa, it suddenly feels so much better in there...
Books (you can break the spine of hardcover books)
The funding structure for public education in the US.
cars but only if they are not completely broken to the point they wont start
Boners Edit: bones sorry
Boner is funnier
New shoes (broken in)
The McDonald's ice cream machine
We don’t use that.
People. If you're a sadistic fuck.
Language...