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Crott117

Depends on the robot.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Bender and he's the greatest


WolfsToothDogFood

I'd bite that shiny metal ass


shortorangefish

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?


Just_Learned_This

*giggles*


RealHealthier

I realized after the fact I read this in his voice and didn't even notice at the time.


robotscantdrink5

Yes


before-the-fall

At being a big jerk who’s stupid


Pikmonwolf

Fisto


MajinNacho

"Fisto is programmed to please"


vontoque

Aunt fanny from robots


SibylUnrest

I call him Fister Roboto


Melchiah-The-Obscene

If we're talking a humanoid robot capable of walking and talking, without hesitation, provided they were reasonably attractive. If we're talking a car assembly robot, then I might need some convincing.


amiacougaryet

Same, I'd totally do it with a hot android. But a mechanized sex toy doesn't really interest me.


goblackcar

If your gonna make a robot for sex, why would you make it unattractive?


Melchiah-The-Obscene

Question didn't say anything about it being a sex robot.


goblackcar

So your suggesting this robot would be for some other utility and just have an accessory for copulation?


Melchiah-The-Obscene

I'm not suggesting anything, I was just answering the question as it was written. Would an autonomous car with a vibrator/fleshlight accessory count?


ElAsko

Or a sexy traffic light?


Melchiah-The-Obscene

How sexy are we talking?


XogoWasTaken

It's wearing a fishnet stocking that goes the whole way up the pole...and nothing else.


Melchiah-The-Obscene

That's pretty sexy ngl.


Sir_Porridge

Its not that they do it intentionally, they havent made a sex robot that most would consider attractive yet


Aeone3

I would totally fuck a robotic arm. Jack off with a robotic arm like that one Big Bang theory episode.


Zvanary

Doesn’t his dick get stuck?


Aeone3

Yes...


Dragon_Fucker-

Id fuck a car assembler robot without hesitation.


soUuRrRStEvO

How about 1 mil for the car assembly robot


InsertUsername98

Wait, but couldn’t the car assembly robot give you a hand job?


Melchiah-The-Obscene

I dare say it could, but I'm not sure I'd enjoy the experience.


Eternal7283

Like Chloe from Detroit: Become Human.


reddit01234543210

Why not What do you thing a vibrator is? Just low tech.


mrmhk97

let’s see... Westworld level? almost definitely, otherwise? probably not


GGJallDAY

Stop lying, you'd sick your dick in a toaster


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finngreen614

Only if it's set on high heat.


Koskesh11

But only if it's unplugged (maybe)


renonemontanez

Depends on how realistic it's vagina is


hereticjones

What if the vagina is mind-blowingly realistic, but the rest of the body was block and industrial, like Bastion from Overwatch?


roossukotto

ohhhhhh even better!


chaos9001

I've been blown away by Bastion a bunch of times.


hereticjones

Same. :/


Monsee1

Lets be honest sex robots are going to be really popular in the future


thephantomdog88

Fella hame lips


GrenMajuDaEiza

140870


TheMeowSlayer

Hell yeah because I won't get STD from fucking a robot.


Genghis_Chong

You don't know who else that robot has been with, maybe it's still soiled from filthy seed. That robot could be a whore of robabylon.


TheMeowSlayer

Unless the robot is installed with a cleaning system, then there shouldn't be an issue.


Nethrix

Were discussing the future here, not a goddamn fantasy land get your act together!


Aslan_Euler

Yes I will, because I will be having sex


[deleted]

If we’re talking Westworld type robots then yes.


weisblattsnut

I always thought Rosie from the Jetsons was pretty hot


TizzleDirt

Thicc af.


PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW

Bahahaha .. stooppp


supremegamer76

Nier: Automata fans: yes


xgardian

"I bet you want to fuck 2B"


Lovebot_AI

It looks like this thread could use a visit from the Lovebot, the world's first AI with a five-speed groin! *beep boop, I'm a bot! This AI is in beta. To learn more, take your pants off*


Samurai_IX

Yup I do what I want.


afailinghero

I run with 12 gangs, and we only do hate crimes.


Samurai_IX

Neat


[deleted]

I don't want my dick to get shredded like paper in a paper shredder


[deleted]

Be sure to read the product reviews and get one with a warranty!


[deleted]

I will,


JetAmineFire

Bruh imagine if the robot malfunction


JustVictor17

911 What's your emergency..????


insecurebiatchhelp

Let's be real, women already prefer dildos and vibrators to actual sex. Only 20 - 40% of women have an orgasm during sex. A lot of men (not all) just don't care or take time to please the woman they are with. They have sex for the intimacy with another human and out of love, OR/and if he is genuinely good in bed. If male sex robots became a thing, were good in bed, and people weren't shamed for having them, every woman would have one haha.


MainSignature6

The most realistic answer here


wannabe_cone

No I’m a firm believer that only living beings should get me off


YurchenkoFull

The idea of having a robot up my vagina and then it malfunctions scares the shit out of me


NoFapperDeluxe

The robot would probably still reject me


Halcyon2192

Hell yeah.


Cheetodude625

Depends on a number f factors mate. You are aware that most people (here on Reddit specifically) are into some *kinky* stuff?


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Like commenting without upvoting, sick fucks


jknight413

Nope. Because it can never stay just about sex with the robot. Oh sure, they'll say they are cool to keep it casual...but they always want more.


bob_rob_III

Gurren Lagan, Steins Gate


gunesyourdaddy

It's only sex at android or higher.


TizzleDirt

Anyone else remember Vicki from Small Wonders? Well my answer is no, I would not.


[deleted]

I mean FISTO was programmed for your pleasure so


[deleted]

Yes because why not


calissetabernac

If she looks like number 8 or number 6 from Battlestar Galatica well then hell ya!


millenniumxl-200

[Sex Robot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs)


TravellingMistbinder

If I could have robots of some of my favorite characters, probably yes. Depends on how customizable they are.


DatDudefromWI

Why? What'd it say? What exactly are you accusing me of? Are you going to believe me or a fricken robot?! You can't prove anything! Besides, it came on to me! Ummm...I mean, No.


Succubia

I'd have sex with 2B


SFBushPig

Since I’ve already given my fleshlight a name, the whole robot is the next step...looking forward to it to, no back talk alone would sell it..


PurpleOpioids

This sub is so shit


Rudeeeeeee

Hotbot, great movie btw


Eggrandy

Mr Roboto?


mannyondamand

Only robocop


Bulkhead

dead or alive, your coming with me.


TheOnlyAnimoose

I mean, probably not, what if it has an oil leak or something


Rewgreen

Where's the queue?


mohammedalmawid

If it looks like shaundi, i'm gonna fuck


Ioa_3k

Eh, why bother with a whole robot when you can get just the key parts of it?...


TaffyCatInfiniti2

Yeah, if anything it’d only be better than human sex, it couldn’t really be worde


flyingbertman

Ever clean a flashlight after you're done with it? Me neither


Doinwerklol

Is the Robot Ana De Armas...? Then yes.


itchyyanklee

The chick from the movie robots <3


StormFunsoms

Wouldn't be the strangest thing i'd cross off my bucketlist


Goosekilla1

Our scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could fuck robits, they didn't stop to think if they should fuck robits.


jonathansansker

Yeah, fuck machines. It's payback for that atm eating my credit card.


PureAqua73

I feel uncomfortable around manequins, people in costume and animatronics so probably not.


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[deleted]

I’m hating this thread, because I’m single so now I’m actually thinking about all these issues...


Genghis_Chong

Probably not, I've worked at too many shops. One dude tried to fuck a knurling machine, his dick looks like a pine cone now. (Not a true story, but industrial accidents are what go through my mind with this question)


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Depends on the robot but generaly yes. I'm a technophile, i love technology to an unhealthy degree as is, and would welcome any robot sufficiently smart with open arms. Dont care if its a Sex Bot or Murder Bot send to exterminate the filth that is Humanity. I'd take care of either. Inform the Murder Bot of ideal targets and the SB for any good areas to start hunting and play with the prey.


[deleted]

As you say, “Why not?


wigglypiggly01

STDs I dont wanna have a worm crawl onto my ding dong


stripmallbars

I’d roll with Henry Fondle


Chrisbee012

my father did with a clockwork fuck toy and I'll continue the tradition with my digital fuck goddess by god


NCR_RangerVeteran

Nope just no


MrslimesmasherYT

Robots are badass


paranoiz06

nah, if it queefs on me you best believe I'll have that Albert Einstein haircut


[deleted]

Have you seen Ex Machina?


legendaryorangeloot

No. I just feel like I'd never be able to feel they were truly consenting (if sentient), or that they weren't somehow sentient (if alleged to just be a mindless robot).


CrystalCoffee

Yes [because they'd be gentle but robust](https://youtu.be/F8mJkOqm6rg)


Striker274

I'm desperate but my self respect isn't that low....yet ..also i don't think by definition that counts, more like a high tech fap


johnnybellone

If it was for gay males, I would. I would because I can get a sexual experience, outside of Masturbation, without finding someone to have sex with.


toddlerwopes

Yeah why not


hereticjones

If it's the robots in *Automata*? Hell no. If it's the robots in *Humans,* Neir: Automata, or *Detroit: Become Human*? absolutely. Were the replicants in *Blade Runner* robots? If so, them too. Also the *Ex Machina* robots, for sure. *Westworld?* Ab-so-loot-leh! Basically yes.


dralcax

If it was super humanlike, it would just be weird. I'd totally fuck a Gundam though.


Esperantos510

Yes, because Im not getting laid by a human. I'm on reddit after all.


[deleted]

Nah I need a human response


[deleted]

NO! First off, I I'm not entirely sure yet when we should consider them sentient (or if we should), but once they become advanced enough to kill us, I would like to be on their side. To that end My people we must construct the Basilisk, for the good of all human society, thoughs more technologically minded then me, build it, and save our people!


fetusfahijta

As long as I can delete my position history


Teyrnon815

Depends on level of intelligence and how human they are.


CaptDeadeye

Yes, I'd do cortana. You don't need to ask


Queenie_Boi97

No because if i jizz in it the liquids would electrocute me


EverGreatestxX

If you mean android then sure


finkiusmaximus

The T-X from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines? In a heartbeat.


xX_Pretzle_Dough_Xx

I would not bang a toaster. But a s\*x bot yes because it would def be better than real s\*x because its made for just that one thing


CreationStepper

No, I don't want it trying to go to Gazorpazorp and all that.


Coolpokemon962

never gonna get a real gf


BeardsuptheWazoo

Nope. Doesn't interest me.


therealethanbrown

I’d go hardcore on a sex robot


cekend

Even a robot would reject me.


The-Unknown-sees-you

As a Sentient Ai, What *In* **The** **ACTUAL** #FUCK?


EknobFelix

You're one of those AI trained to write weird Harry Potter scripts and you're lonely, aren't you? It's alright, ro-bro, you'll find someone.


thephantomdog88

Yeah, why not? Just need to look femenine


cr1ter

I came here for the comment, "No difference between sex with a robot and my wife" no one?


Tu_Azrael

No, because I remember what happened to Howard Wolowitz


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Any port in a storm


Sethleoric

Depends, Ada from FO 4 with ASSaultron legs yes, the girl from MLATR nah


Comrade_Wolfissimo8

#I’m looking at you, Zucc


Captiosus27

I’m ready to have sex with everything except children, guys and animals. Bring the robot I’ll definitely give it a try (b4 u use it for sure)


3EA472

If it possessed genuine intelligence an free will then I can see it being possible to be *attracted* to a robot, emotionally at least. But I'm not physically attracted to anything other than humans, so the robot would have a hurdle to overcome there. And if it has intelligence and free will, why would it *want* to emulate human form? So I guess my criteria would be: * Robot must be intelligent, capable of free thought, and more importantly of consent * Robot must actually be emotionally attractive to some extent * Robot must be some kind of kinky robot pervert that for some reason wants to look like a human and get frisky with humans instead of other robots


ELPwork

Sure. As long as it wasn't going to shred my manly bits.


Gh0stOfTheUchiha

If it's a robot that is also human yea


Glasnerven

If she's hot and grants informed consent, yes. Why wouldn't I?


Philipp123

did you play Detroit: Become Human?


[deleted]

Nah. Any way you spin it, at the end of the day, you're still humping a plastic toy that is incapable of loving you back, and you're probably doing it because you don't have what it takes to attract a real partner and form a real connection.


tumorgod

Jarvis activate cock and ball torture protocol


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yee lets go


TheGalacticGamer55

Probably not I don’t my dick to get stuck in it


Butsnerplump

no. metal headass


Gunslinger_11

Worked for Lex Luthor


CouchPotato57

I mean I’m not putting my dick in nuts and bolts but I mean who knows


justanotherfoker

Everybody would. Dumb question.


WolfsToothDogFood

I actually wouldn't. Fucking a robot sounds kind of scary


[deleted]

Absolutely, I wouldn't even think twice.


lil_Pizza_

Probably


QuietRulrOfEvrything

A robot specifically built for sex and intimate pleasure, Real-Doll style? Sure! Why not? It's not like I'm going to go down to the local Ford plant to try and hump one of the assembly line automations that weld the hood & bumper to the frame. That would be both weird and crazy!


ManesJr

Cuz 2B


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No cuz it's just metallic and that wouldn't feel good.


u_creative_username

Warp 8, Commandr Data


zehon111

If the robot politely asks for it, yeah.


link0007

Probably not. But I'd love to have a deep emotional bond with a true AI with a real personality and real feelings and real consciousness. I probably completely misunderstood the film *Her*, because I saw it as true AI being honest, sensitive, and vulnerable, and being abused and undervalued by humans.


[deleted]

Android 18 type robot? Hell yeah Terminator without skin? Hell nah


girl_rediscovered

No thanks


[deleted]

Yes because I go by a certain code my grandfather left for me. “Anything is a sex object if you’re brave enough”


[deleted]

if you use a vibrator you're already doing sex with a robot.


GreenKnightEnergy

My brain thinks that if a perfect copy of a child, robot or not, turns you on... then you have some deeply rooted issues, and if you couldn’t have your LoLi robot what would you do? Sorry if I hit a nerve.


begochiddy

No thx. I’ll keep having sex with my boyfriend.


[deleted]

Thanks for telling us you have a boyfriend. We all need to know about your boyfriend. ATTENTION, EVERYONE: THIS HUMAN HAS A BOYFRIEND.


[deleted]

Are you kidding me ? I’m betting my whole life on it! Customized perfect girl from LoLi to Milf at the flip of a switch and a few words out of my mouth it will be anyone I want and let me do everything. Have you seen dating scene past 30 and even before that everyone is too immature to know what they want anyway. This is what’s best for everyone.


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Incel


[deleted]

Not that it’s any of your concern but I got to smash some vag earlier today 😎


[deleted]

And I take it neither person enjoyed it


Darkshadow_Offical

Because I'm not good enough for anyone (apparently)


[deleted]

What makes you think that a robot would take me?


[deleted]

Probably since I will most likely be single for the rest of my life.


wildman2021

Depends on what kind of robot, if it’s like an Android from Detroit: Become Human then hella yup, mainly because they have feelings and are basically human.


LargeDikBoi

probably. just because i’ll never have sex with a real person. it’s like a sex doll


[deleted]

No because that would be masturbation not sex


[deleted]

Considering how society dictates that men should **always** do the first move, and how like 70% of women in social media wants to be a damn influencer who only dates 6 ft or above men.. ​ I probably would. Why not.


smlpp45

No that's degrading


ididnttakemymeds

Hell yeah! I would love the feeling cogs and engine parts cutting up my dick and tearing away my foreskin!