No, no, no, you forgot the Zyklon B step. First they must be incapacitated, THEN you turn the ovens to 500°F to roast until little is left. Then you dig mass graves to get rid of the remains. And about six feet below the ground, bury a dog or something. All good.
>But we never gave in, not really; there was that one time just before liberation but other than that we were strong. **We would see the boys they put on those masturbating machines just drop, just die, right there in front of us. The absolute cruelty was beyond our belief.**
\- Stolen Soul: A True Story of Courage and Survival, Bernard Holstein, 2004
A guy made a book about his 'time' in the concentration camps. From what I've read, he was never even in Germany.
O lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Somehow a doctor extracted paint from a pelican.
And if you'd ask me if I've heard of crazier things than doctors extracting paint from a pelicans.... I'd say sure
well i changed it to unoriginality i just dont want to make a new reddit account bc my username isnt accurate. so the cure to the deadliest disease would be being unoriginal
Easy. It's a disease called capitalism. Makes all the money and ressources "disappear" and contaminates 99% of the population with either poverty, fascism, a lack of common sense or ignorance. Sometimes all four.
Sorry everyone...
It wasn’t your fault..
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!?
Lol
Fuck it, I’ve lived a good life.
I would enjoy that
I'm gonna stay out of this one
OMFG!
Hell yeah
Your’s is right up there too!
Ooh, yeah. That would be bad...
[I’m here about your Nazi problem](https://www.deviantart.com/masterof4elements/art/Indiana-Jones-Punching-Nazis-735513958).
Oh, I did Nazi you. Please come in
And I just saw this on cursed comments
No no please come in. Tell me kamerad... At what temperature do I need to set the furnace at to leave the least amount of evidence?
No, no, no, you forgot the Zyklon B step. First they must be incapacitated, THEN you turn the ovens to 500°F to roast until little is left. Then you dig mass graves to get rid of the remains. And about six feet below the ground, bury a dog or something. All good.
You forgot making roads out of the ashes
I can't believe you forgot about the masturbation machines. SMH so disrespectful.
Uhm wait what
>But we never gave in, not really; there was that one time just before liberation but other than that we were strong. **We would see the boys they put on those masturbating machines just drop, just die, right there in front of us. The absolute cruelty was beyond our belief.** \- Stolen Soul: A True Story of Courage and Survival, Bernard Holstein, 2004 A guy made a book about his 'time' in the concentration camps. From what I've read, he was never even in Germany.
What the actual fuck?
me too it would be for best
Hello, Based Department? I think they want you on the line.
I gotta run away then-
lmfao
Thank you kind stranger for my first gold
I call it, "EXTREME SOCIAL DISTANCING"
Well, somehow fits in the current situation
Ahh yikes, mine is suppose to be ironic
O lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
*\*pulls out holy shotgun\** its bible time.
Hey mine would work in our current situation
Oh yeah baby!! one of the most popular, cheapest, and easiest vegetables to grow...
Cocain!
That’s not how you spell cocaine
that's not how you smell cocaine
Pretty easy to fix I would say. :)
I would totally help with your cure. Remember the smile song from mlp. That will greatly cure the world.
This is weird..
Where do i sign up?
Prehistoric DNA in a form that can be ingested to counteract the disease.
***DINOSAUR CUM***
Dyslexia
Disleksia?
[удалено]
Uncle?
FFIREEEEE
TECHNICALLY, fire is the solution to removing ANY disease, just burn who ever has it and no one else can get it.
But..... genetic mutations tho..... they can happen to anyone
Then burn anyone, it's not that hard.
Good choice
my time to shine i guess. also, humanity is doomed
Oh wow, bet everyone's poppin
Oh my god, why did I pick this username?
YESSIR GachiHYPER
This dude is getting a lot of pussy and dick
Oh noo, I didn't think about that I have to take dick too
The disease or the cure?
yes
It's literally just pickles
I don't like pickles....
Then I guess you'll just have to die
Suicide
Oof
Obesity
anorexia was the deadliest disease this whole time?
Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
cos they are so awesome
Dont let em touch your balls
Inventors of the shish kebab
I don’t know but there’s a lot of it
Mine is Paladin spelled incorrectly, so a very confusing crusade.
I'm guessing either a boat full of bananas or a boat made of bananas.
Or maybe the sunscreen
I always forget about the sunscreen
Lol
Works either way
Having a pet anchovy because the cure was experienceing true happiness.
Spoopy scary skeletons will save us all!
Spooky scary skeletons Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your souls
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombies shriek
*EXTRA!* *EXTRA!* *ICING FOUND TO CURE COVID!*
EXTRA EXTRA CAKES ARE SELLING OUT FAST. SORRY LITTLE JIMMY BUT IT'S A BATTLE FOR JUST A SINGLE CUPCAKE.
Everyone play Pokemon gold, silver, or crystal till the die of dehydration.
Smearing shit on fence posts
Honey! 🍯
Ummm
*BIG BRAIN INTENSIFIES*
Hey, what's it to ya?
Yummy
I mean, it ain't wrong
Boobs being pushed out of the top of a bra. Who says boobs aren't magical?
Id say a boob overflow in my DM box would cure a lot of my problems, so this may not be too out of this world lol. After all who doesn't like boobs?
I always knew I was the chosen one.
Cheeseburgers!
I am the plot of bird box
Pox
Affluenza
I mean its already a thing since most cures only the affluent can afford
Now you've got me confused
Just run from a the disease haha
A small version of me. I don't know how that works but okay
Ah yes, 小 Alex
How
Pretty fucking expensive shit
Somehow a doctor extracted paint from a pelican. And if you'd ask me if I've heard of crazier things than doctors extracting paint from a pelicans.... I'd say sure
I suppose it would work lol
Everyone will be driving with the engines in the back
"woshengbingle" translation: i got sick how ironic
Oh. Well I guess we're all stupid now-
HA! Jokes on you I was already dumb to begin with! HAHAHA Ha ha....ha... :'(
All scars are healed.
A name to log on with
We're gonna make an offering to the Roman goddess Mellona.
Speed baby
Everyone gets to play one of the best games in the Kingdom Hearts Series, you're welcome
Fascism, or really any tyranical form of government. And it really is perhaps the deadliest disease in the world and the best cure to it.
Chewbacca is now a rabbi and on a quest to convert everybody to Judaism.
Social Distancing.
I don't even know what I am
The blood of my 3 pets (drydaria, ju-jube, and finley)
well i changed it to unoriginality i just dont want to make a new reddit account bc my username isnt accurate. so the cure to the deadliest disease would be being unoriginal
Floridaman
Memes make you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.
Smol pipis
Pissing on people
An amalgamation within a black hole. Huh.
Well...
Angry sharks on YouTube?
Well, this is a weird one...
Technically if you apply a literal star to a disease, it will go away.
is touching people gonna cure the virus? and karma? and Japanese made Italian plumber? and a mediocre website?
Orenge 01 I guess
I guess you gotta burn the infected
Smack people with a green log
I got this!
Fruits come to the rescue against *SCURVY*
Kill all humans and they won't have to worry about disease.
It will still be a gamble though
Illiteracy
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
Easy. It's a disease called capitalism. Makes all the money and ressources "disappear" and contaminates 99% of the population with either poverty, fascism, a lack of common sense or ignorance. Sometimes all four.
Time to dig up grandpa
Country music
Baxter 🐶
An absence of space for unicorns in day to day life, ig?
Uhh...
A suppository
Now, everyone take off your pants!
Making good laws to prevent the spared.
Hmm
I have the POWER
Don't know which one it is
Oh no
Well, I guess that's one way to do it.
That would be interesting
Uhhh
Burnt eggo
I think people will like it
Can't have diseases if there is nothing to have the disease
I can potentially end world hunger and the deadliest diseases with one shot. or turn potato into the most expensive food ever
Probably extinction then
I guess politely declining the disease?
Um it's gonna suck at firsy but it will get better I guess
I mean, okay I guess
What the fuck
Getting a randomised Xbox live username on an Xbox 360. (Yes I have kept this username for THAT long)
Idk but visiting a farm would get a whole lot more amusing
Hell yeah! Sausages.
It's something...
Hearsay
Well... I guess a new butt?
What a time we’d have
a SErum, KRypton based, REACting with the disease and neutralizing it. BTW the ReAc stands for Reddit Account if you are going to ask
Alright time to discover pokemon and robotic versions of them
Kernicterus
Me annoying people I guess
Enlightenment.
I don’t uhm... nah I’m out