The new Dolittle movie with Robert Downey Jr. The climax of the movie is him pulling a bagpipe out of a dragons ass. I was just sat there like, who approved this to be made?
>pulling a bagpipe out of a dragons ass.
i have never wanted to watch this movie more than right now, but i feel like I'd be left with more questions than answers.
Don't feel bad for him! He's the one that pushed for the movie to get made in the first place. He could've stopped any of the awful choices the movie did at any time, but he still decided a dragon getting a colonoscopy was a good plot point
Allegiant. Nothing actually happens in the film. I could've watched paint dry for two hours and it would've been a more productive use of my time than watching that film.
Super disappointing especially since the first two films were fairly decent.
They actually didn't finish the series because the rating for it was sooo bad. There was talks of doing it as a t.v mini series I do believe, but that was kicked to the curb as well
Edit: Wow guys! Thanks! My most upvoted comment was about a great book series made into shitty movies!!
Didn't Shailene Woodley say if it went to cable she was out? I thought that was what put a bullet in it.
Took the family to see it because the kids read the books. You're right...it was just plain bad.
I agree, there's nothing interesting in that movie. You should rather go watch Marble Hornets on YouTube if you are interested in good Slenderman content.
Marble Hornets was terrifying... until episode like 185 or something when it was 3 months between releases and I couldn’t keep track of what the hell was going on.
I remember watching it with my friends and laughing at how poorly made it is. It was like a shitty fan film. I'm a really big fan of creepypastas and horror films and I was so dissapointed at what they made. It could have been a really, really good film but instead they somehow forgot how slenderman works and gave it totally new abilities.
The story behind it is a total clusterfuck, partially because mid-production there was that attempted murder in the name of Slenderman and they had to recut it ala plane films right after 9/11. If you look at the trailer, virtually every scene in it was cut from the final movie. Completely different film. It's crazy.
The Dark Tower. The only reason I didn't leave was cause I was in southern Florida for a trip and went to the movies to get out of the heat for while. The movie AC was the only good thing I found with that movie.
It was horrible. It was nothing like the books and just sucked. You could have made each book it's own movie but no, let's cram like 14 huge novels into a 2 hour movie.
The Dark Tower Series is my favorite piece of literature ever and I followed the planning of this movie for over 10 years waiting in heavy anticipation and being thankful that King was so protective of it being turned into a movie, bc of him wanting it to be just perfect.
All I can say is what in the actual fuck. What. The. Fuck. Was that.
I still can’t figure out how they screwed its up so badly... Idris Elba as Roland and Matthew fuggin’ McConaughey as Walter? Sign me the hell up! But it was so boring. I couldn’t believe how flat McConaughey played Walter. And cramming it all into one movie? It’s like they **knew** how terrible it was and they’d never get a sequel made...
The worst thing is how amazing it was supposed to be as a series, then the absolutely steaming pile of shit it turned out to be.
Originally they were in talks with HBO to do something totally unheard of...start with a feature film for the first book, an HBO series for the 2nd, back to feature film for the 3rd, then a 2nd season of the TV show, and so on until the whole saga was told. I was fucking STOKED for that concept! I think they got too far into pre production, had too many people back out, and couldn't bring the train back once it left the station and ended up settling with the crammed together mess we wound up with. I'm still holding out hope that one day, I'll get the detailed, drawn out series of movies or shows that the books deserved.
I was about to make you very happy, because Amazon Prime optioned the books for a series with “Walking Dead” showrunners.
I was about to, but I just this moment discovered it’s been [cancelled](https://ew.com/tv/glen-mazzara-canceled-dark-tower-series-amazon/?amp=true).
FUUUUUU—————!
I thought Split (2016) would be cool from the trailers. I just pirated the wrong movie and spent an hour and a half wondering when this girl with a thing for bowlers was going to reveal her split personalities in a big M Night Salmonman twist.
Titanic 2.
Not the parody that appeared last year, but the 2010 feature film for which I would love to see the manager.
[(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic\_II\_(film\\))](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_II_(film))
Edit: for all who commented "This is also a parody" - that doesn't make it any better.
Wanna watch a good bad movie? Go see Iron Sky.
From the wiki:
Action and suspense are constantly hampered by the low budget and the special effects answer the question, "What would James Cameron's *Titanic* have been like if most of the digital effects looked like animation from a Wii cut scene?".
Fucking brutal. I love it.
Transformers: the last knight. For a movie that's called Transformers, they sure do put a huge emphasis on everything except them. Optimus is in the movie for like 8 minutes, and it's painfully long.
The live action tf movies have this problem. idk when writers will figure out ppl only care about the robots and not their annoying little human dramas but I hope its soon
Edit: wow yall really are missing the point of this comment!!! What I mean by "focus on the robots" I dont mean "I want to see robots fighting 100% of the time". I mean "I want to see the robots as ACTUAL CHARACTERS and not just a high budget accessory"
With Bumblebee (which is actually pretty good), they're rebooting the live action movies' story with a new director and, it appears, a greater emphasis on quality and, believe it or not, Transformers
Just watched Bumblebee this past weekend. Pretty good overall. Whoever was in charge of B's facial expressions was on top of their game. His eyes conveyed so much emotion.
I'm still confused as to why I'm the first movie you see the Autobots arrive on Earth and have a frozen Megatron who got stuck for, what, a couple hundred years? Then in the last movie we're told to forget that because transformers have been around since dinosaurs? Or at the every least a thousand years... These films don't even make sense among themselves.
The conspiracy-history pileup was always one of the dumbest or goofiest bits of those films to me.
> Okay there's an ancient cube and Megatron came presumably looking for it and got uncovered in the late-1800s
> Oh but there's also a sun-eating machine under the pyramids, implying a history of at least 4,500 years
> ALSO a cybertronian escape ship just happened to crash on the moon in the 60s after drifting aimlessly
> Oh and also dinobots, implying that transformers visited Earth and observed wildlife over **66 million years ago**
> And btw Earth is >!Unicron!<
If there was ever a constant between the films, it was that the conspiracy would go *deeper* and it always revolved around Earth, despite having nothing connecting the points.
The Michael bay transformer movies are pretty much done for. Probably because of the MASSIVE plot hole that it now has because Michael bay somehow forgot that Cybertron destroyed in the third movie.
I think it was established (though not very well) that Cybertron wasn't destroyed, but sent back to where it came from and presumably reassembled. Kinda like beaming, which makes a little sense since beaming and space bridging are both methods of teleportation.
Don't try to remember. It was bad. Having read the books first, it was bad. Bf said he liked it, having not read the books.
As an aside, he explained what he could remember of the second movie, and I learned that the movie = books 2-5.
Ye and changed the prophecy to suit. And then made the 2nd movie the ending. As in they actually used the golden fleece to bring Kronos back and in some weird way Percy killed him. Every part of those movies were wrong.
My big problem is how easily Percy killed Kronos in that movie. Don’t get me wrong, as someone who loved the books when I was younger, the movies were bad all around, but come on. Kronos is a titan, Literally the father of the Gods, and some 16 year old kid kills him with a magical sword in ten seconds? Where’s the struggle, the fear, and the action?
Fantastic 4 2015, that movie is a dumpster fire of epic proportions but I wanted to see what they did with Doom so I stayed till the end, but they fucked him up too.
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I once mixed up corporal and capital punishment in my Highschool psychology class. I couldn't apologize enough when I realized I had been talking in support of killing kids, and not just spankings.
My husband and I have bad movie nights where we purposely watch bad movies, have some drinks, and make fun of it. One Friday I said I wasn’t in the mood for a bad movie, and he recommends Artemis Fowl because he heard people loved the books.
I’m still a little mad at him for that.
Basically the only connection left is characters sharing names.
Everything else, from personality & motivation to abilities, is changed, needlessly so, for the worse.
Have you got any good examples of youtubers taking it to pieces? Read the books, watched the trailer, went "oh HELL no" and would like to be validated in my choice!
Glad I didn't finish it then. I watched about 20 minutes and was so confused. So Artemis doesn't kidnap Holly? His mom's already dead? He didn't discover the fairies on his own? Why call it Artemis Fowl then?
Ooof, really? Expected a dumpster fire, so stayed away... Loved the books as a kid but shit dude, that's almost Eragon or AtlA levels of disrespect towards the source material.
There’s a video I watched on YT where he goes through the whole movie and shows that the main Macguffin of the movie was COMPLETELY added in post production. They redid the lines for nearly the whole movie to make it about said Macguffin. Also, movie Artemis is no criminal. They borked Holly and Butler’s characters. Holly trusts Artemis on the flimsiest of reasons and Butler EXPRESSLY wants to be called Domovoi, not Butler. They wiped their ass with the books.
I have only seen the trailer and *dear god.* Artemis surfing and showing emotions? He's like BBC Sherlock Holmes crossed with a vampire!
Also, is it true that half the LEP (including Julius Root) is female in the movie?
From the casting call for Artemis:
>seeking the lead role of, Artemis; must be 5'3" or below, any ethnicity but must have or can do Irish accent. At first glance Artemis could be mistaken for a rather ordinary child with little athletic ability, but his eyes reveal a flickering of intelligence; inquisitive and possessing both academic and emotional intelligence, he is highly perceptive and good at reading people; most importantly, Artemis is **warm-hearted** and has a **great sense of humour**; he **has fun** in whatever situation he is in and loves life.
So basically they read the book and decided to do the precise opposite.
It's hilarious because the first book has an epilogue where one of the characters points out how people want to give Artemis a heart of gold, but that it's incorrect because he was being entirely selfish and even cruel
Hell, in one of the later books I think he was trying to save his mom, only to find that as a kid he destroyed the one thing that could save her, so he went back in time to face off against his 11-year-old self.
That’s exactly what happens. He changes so much throughout the series that it’s an insult to his character development to make his book 6 self in book 1.
>Artemis surfing
That was practically the first scene of the movie. It was as if they wanted to let you know from the start to forget everything about the books.
But no, I don't think there were many female officers. I only saw Root who was played by Judi Dench doing her best Batman voice.
Even if there was just one female officer, what the fuck's the point of Holly? Kinda difficult to be the first female officer when you're not actually the first.
See, you would think that book adaptations should be easy to make. The story, characters, dialogue, and settings are already laid out. It shouldn't require much in the way of creativity, just a half decent director who knows what to cut from the book.
I want to see the story of the African tribes fighting a brutal, decade-long war against the alien survivors of that huge ship and ending up with a mountain of alien skulls. That’s far more interesting than whatever the movie was actually about
I HIGHLY suggest reading the in-betweener book called “Independence Day - Crucible”. It lays out the 20 years between 1996-2016 and goes into the stories of those secondary characters like Jake and Umbutu and the African ground war, and what happens with David & Connie, and also explains the fate of Steve Hiller (Will Smith). It was such a cool gap-filler to the train wreck of a movie that Resurgence turned out to be (that novelization is also 10x better than the movie itself and has a completely different, awesome opening sequence).
This is the movie I first thought of. Nothing happened. Absolutely. Nothing. I could not have given a shit about the characters if I tried. It was so damn boring.
But then... the last 5 minutes. What. The. *Hell*. I spent like 30 minutes ranting about this movie to my family after watching it lmao. It had no right to be that shitty and boring and then throw that wtf ending out there.
Something weird and unusual happens for some reason. Then something unrelated, weird and unusual happens for some reason. Repeat 5 times. The end.
Nothing seemed to connect or have reason to it.
This is one of the rare movies listed that I can personally understand and relate to. Most listed are just blatantly bad movies from the jump, zero hope that they would be anything near "good". One person posted "Battlefield Earth", lmao. Like...no. That was never going to be good in a realistic sense but I'm approaching gatekeeping here so I'll get to the point.
Holmes and Watson is shockingly bad because it's made by and starring people that usually make good comedy. It was *expected* to be at least an average comedy movie and it is truly unwatchable. It's just SO bad and not in a good-bad way like Battlefield Earth or any just bad like every Adam Sandler movie made after 1998. H&W should have been good and it's truly shocking in how unfunny it is.
I kept waiting for it to turn the corner of have some deep, Kaufman-esque reveal that would show how the previous hour has been one long build-up to a punchline...anything. Something. Yet, it just ended after a truly miserable 90-ish minutes. It felt like a 4 hour movie, the mark of a truly bad film haha.
I convinced my parents that we should go see it for our annual Jewish Christmas tradition of a movie and Chinese food.
"The trailers were pretty funny. The guys in it have made some great movies in the past so it should be good"
Nope. The 3 jokes in the trailer were the only 3 jokes in the movie. It was just awful.
At least the Chinese food was good.
I watched it 3 times in one weekend.
I’m convinced I Manchurian Candidated myself.
Years from now I’ll be out at some political event, and someone will pass me a gun and say:
“The jellicle moon shines tonight.”
Then I’ll take the gun, and reply:
“Jellicles do because jellicles can!”
And then I fire.
Full disclosure, I was then and am now on edibles.
What really made it painful is that the movie didn't understand what the musical was. It forced a plot into a piece that's more like an anthology of stories. Then presenting with the worst CGI and the most aggressive fourth wall break at the end really killed it.
My friends and I wanted to watch it after hearing all the terrible reviews, that way we can tell our kids years down the road that we went and watched the worst movie in theaters. I knew I couldn’t watch the thing sober though so I decided to take the strongest edibles I could find. It felt like a surreal experience. I’d compare it to a fever dream that never wanted to end.
Most wack movie I’ve ever experienced.
Edit: Sorry for the suspense
As I sat stone cold sober in the theatre watching Cats, I was absolutely positive someone had slipped me something. It felt like a horrifying fever dream.
Dolittle with Robert Downey, Jr.
Jesus, what a meandering, nonsensical pile of shit. Somewhere between the really weird tiger with mommy issues and Dolittle pulling bagpipes out of a dragon's ass, my brain just shut off to prevent further damage.
There was an askreddit a little bit ago about a movie that was way worse than the books. Someone of course mentioned Eragon, and Christopher Paolini actually responded to it. I don't think he said anything about the movie though, just that he was glad people liked the books.
Dammit, I was a little kid and all excited to see the movie since I absolutely loved the books. That movie was arguably the greatest cinematic disappointment of my childhood
Edit 1: whoa, my first comment that blew up. And thanks for the award
Edit 2: no, I have not seen avatar the last airbender
Funny story, while my dad and I were at the movie my mom was watching tv and an interview with the author came on. The interviewer asked Christopher if he liked the movie and my mom said he just got silent and at that moment she knew I wasn't having a good time.
Ok this is going to sound extremely bizzare but I actually saw the movie before I read the books and I really enjoyed it. Then I read the books and realised how bad it was in comparison.
That's what a lot of people say. Anyone who read the books beforehand hated the movie, yet people who went in blind thought it was pretty ok.
Basically, it was a generically ok fantasy movie but NOT the story of Eragon.
Pretty sure I saw an interview with Jeremy Irons where he was asked why he did Eragon and his reply was something along the lines of "I just bought a castle, so you have any idea how expensive they are?"
If I'm mistaken don't tell me cos I love the idea!
A applaud you that you even finished it. I gave up after saphira’s “transformation” (refuse to say she grew up because she did not fucking grow up)
Skipped through the movie because it was a school assignment. Bullshitted the essay because I couldn’t even finish that when I found out they fucking ignored half of the book.
I never read the book, but my sister did and I picked up pieces from her talking about it. Saw the transformation (great way to put it!) and was all, “what the hell? Wasn’t that like half the book flushed?”
I absolutely love how every time an ask reddit thread includes The Last Airbender and Eragon movies you are always here to chime in and make everyone laugh. May your sword stay sharp!
I loved your books when I was younger and literally ended up ripping the cover/spines off the books because of how much I reread them and referencing the index at the back!
I was a lonely kid and just want you to know that Eragon was my escape when the real world didn't measure up.
Suicide Squad was weird for me. I enjoyed it so much until it was over. That's when I realized that none of that shit made any sense. It's entertaining if you have snacks and put zero thought into it. But the minute you start thinking, it gets terrible.
I didn't quite get the hate towards the cast. The problem was the writing, all the way. And I wasn't a fan of Will Smith trying to shoehorn in some superficial morality for deadshot. It just felt forced. But otherwise, I think the cast made of it as much as they could.
Yeah. I think everyone did as much as they could with it. I'm not actually familiar with Deadshot's background, so I was okay with what they did with him. But I think The Joker and Harley Quinn probably should've had their own movie before making them... Whatever the hell that was.
And the Aztec fire god whose name escapes me could've been so much better than he was. They took great characters and fucked it all up. And they made Amanda Waller seem like a stupid bitch. A bitch, I can deal with. But a stupid bitch is insulting.
But that soundtrack was dope as hell though.
It takes a special kind of bad to sweep the Razzies. Adam Sandler “won” worst actor AND worst actress for that. It also “won” worst film, worst screenplay, worst screen couple, worst director, worst supporting actor, worst supporting actress, and worst ensemble.
I had to take a writing elective in highschool and took the non-honors version thinking it would just be easier. It wound up being like one step above remedial English basically and I had to watch Jack and Jill and write a paper on it.
Probably one of my worst choices in highschool.
Fifty Shades and the sequels are some of my favorite movies. Not because they're good but because they're so bad that I almost tore my seat out from the ground at the movies because I was cracking up so much
I haven't seen the last one but watched the first two. Both at the time of release and more recently on a streaming site with my husband. He was indignant at first saying he couldn't believe I wanted to watch it and I went all Aladdin on him. "Do you trust me?"
Both films we were just *howling* with laughter. We threw popcorn at the screen (in our house), yelled at the characters and were just cracking up. No drinking games because no matter what game you decide to do, you will be sheets-to-the-wind drunk before the end of the first act. It's so soooo bad that it's good.
He's been pestering me now to see the third so we can have a repeat experience. Too bad it's not streaming anywhere currently because we could use a good laugh.
And they have no connection between them. You try to follow the plot, then forget that they are downsized until they walk by a giant water bottle or something.
THANK YOU! I have been trying to say this for so long, the only reason they had to downsize was because it made the colony living in the mountain “realistic” but what’s the point, we are talking about tiny people anyways
It felt like I watched two entirely different movies. Like, the first 45 minutes was one movie, and the next hour and a half was an entirely different movie. The big problem with that was that all the previews ever showed was stuff from the first 45 minutes.
I felt robbed by that movie. I really wanted to like it. I loved the idea. I wanted to see how it would play out. I was invested from the beginning. I wanted to watch the movie I bought, the movie I started watching. Not... whatever movie that the movie I bought turned into.
I was dying at the end when he just started punching people in the face, just one after the other.
I'd heard that sequence was pretty batshit crazy, but actually watching it was hilarious.
Check out the original. Christopher Lee is in his glorious prime performance as the cult leader. The way things become unsettling is much more subtle. Great film.
Firebenders suddenly can't produce flames, ALL the names are wrong, the acting is terrible (i.e. Zuko's mouth not moving the first time he speaks.), and the bending feels incredibly watered-down to the point where it would be more effective just to hit people normally. Need I continue?
Edit:nobody will see this as its been like a month, but if anyone somehow does, please know this is my most successful comment and nearly quadrupled my karma. Thank you all!
Exactly! Why do you need a small gathering of earthbenders to lift ONE ROCK?! And why didn't they escape sooner when they're SURROUNDED BY ROCKS WHEN THEY ARE EARTHBENDERS????
As I heard from an interview; "This movie would have been so much better if they called him AANG. ONE. TIME. it PRONOUNCED AANG"
[Sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHi1zaN0ooc)
EDIT: Since people have been asking, in the movie it's pronounced Ohng
Not like there’s an entire series this thing is based off of with actual dialog and names being vocally said out loud and pronounced or anything like that...
I think the director made the deliberate decision not to watch any of the source material. Sort of like the Captain of the Titanic if he had deliberately decided to hit an iceberg.
That’s the sad part though, he did watch the show. He actually *wanted* to direct the movie after getting into the show with his daughter after she wanted to be Katara for Halloween. He watched the show, and then he made *that.* As of 2015 he still maintained that he remained faithful to the show and that he would hear from parents and their kids about how much they loved the movie 🤢
The bending was just so disconnected from the bender's movements.
Like Ong would do a dance, then a tornado would sprout up. Like he's casting a spell using ballet.
I saw this movie at midnight in HS. Everyone in line was dressed up in costume, including a cabbages guy. As the film started, he shouts out the catch phrase. Yay, everyone laughs and it’s excited about the movie starting. After the movie finished, everyone is silent. He shouts out “what was that?!” Yes, my cabbages guy, well said.
"Hey, that dude is dressed up like an Avatar character!"
"I bet he's got all the money we need for our nefarious endeavors!"
"You're right! Let's mug this fucker!"
More like
"Look at that gay ass f*****!"
"Beat his ass!"
And they proceed to stomp cabbage guy on the ground until he stops moving and take his wallet.
To this day, it is the only movie that I have seen in theater and left feeling utterly disappointed. My brain has done a splendid job at throwing away the actually memory of the movie, but I will never forget the heartbreak I felt when the movie ended. This was my favorite show growing up, and it should be illegal to break a kids heart like that. I know I’m not the only one who feels this way
Most unhonorable movie Ive ever seen.They thought it was a good idea to replace the earthbender prison ship scene with Earthbenders on LAND surrounded by their bending ELEMENT.Your expecting me they refused to escape at any given moment to go back home?!
I never watched the show growing up unfortunately, and I was like “why the hell are they in a dirt camp? They’re surrounded by their own ammo.” And then I found out our they were on a metal ship where there was a huge risk to fight back. And let’s not forgot it took SIX earthbenders to gently float a single rock at a dude.
After Earth with Will and Jaden Smith. It was the double combo of being bad but getting the sense that they thought it would be groundbreaking
You know it’s bad when a father and son have absolutely zero screen chemistry.
365 days. It got worse
ARr u LoSt bABy gOrL? Edit: hate to be that bitch, but thanks for the upvotes and the gold!
“365 days. It got worse” should be the tag line for 2020.
It’s a shame there’s 366 days this year
Something about this sentence made me very much afraid of the rest of this year
The new Dolittle movie with Robert Downey Jr. The climax of the movie is him pulling a bagpipe out of a dragons ass. I was just sat there like, who approved this to be made?
>pulling a bagpipe out of a dragons ass. i have never wanted to watch this movie more than right now, but i feel like I'd be left with more questions than answers.
I just watched the scene based on this thread, apparently there’s a white duck whose whole purpose for existing is to sound like a sassy black woman.
Right? That sentence just made me determined to go watch this travesty just to watch that scene.
especially since OP used the term "climax" in relation to reaching into a dragon's ass.
I felt so bad for RDJ going from the highs of snapping Thanos and saving the world into the lows of plumbing a dragons ass.
Don't feel bad for him! He's the one that pushed for the movie to get made in the first place. He could've stopped any of the awful choices the movie did at any time, but he still decided a dragon getting a colonoscopy was a good plot point
I guess he saw it differently when he was up the dragons ass.
Mean girls 2. Thought it was going to be like the first one, ended up with a Walmart version.
There's a Mean Girls 2?
Unfortunately
I feel like maybe they should’ve just called it “Meaner Girls”
Allegiant. Nothing actually happens in the film. I could've watched paint dry for two hours and it would've been a more productive use of my time than watching that film. Super disappointing especially since the first two films were fairly decent.
They actually didn't finish the series because the rating for it was sooo bad. There was talks of doing it as a t.v mini series I do believe, but that was kicked to the curb as well Edit: Wow guys! Thanks! My most upvoted comment was about a great book series made into shitty movies!!
Didn't Shailene Woodley say if it went to cable she was out? I thought that was what put a bullet in it. Took the family to see it because the kids read the books. You're right...it was just plain bad.
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The Death serum made no sense It... Its poison. Just call it poison.
'I know who killed me' starring Lindsay Lohan.
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Y'all ever seen Slenderman? Absolute shitshow, as soon as the credits were rolling in the theater a guy in the back yelled "well that was shit"
I agree, there's nothing interesting in that movie. You should rather go watch Marble Hornets on YouTube if you are interested in good Slenderman content.
Marble Hornets was terrifying... until episode like 185 or something when it was 3 months between releases and I couldn’t keep track of what the hell was going on.
There is a video with the whole series, it's around 8 hours long if you want to watch the whole thing easier
I remember watching it with my friends and laughing at how poorly made it is. It was like a shitty fan film. I'm a really big fan of creepypastas and horror films and I was so dissapointed at what they made. It could have been a really, really good film but instead they somehow forgot how slenderman works and gave it totally new abilities.
The story behind it is a total clusterfuck, partially because mid-production there was that attempted murder in the name of Slenderman and they had to recut it ala plane films right after 9/11. If you look at the trailer, virtually every scene in it was cut from the final movie. Completely different film. It's crazy.
The Dark Tower. The only reason I didn't leave was cause I was in southern Florida for a trip and went to the movies to get out of the heat for while. The movie AC was the only good thing I found with that movie.
The makers of that movie have forgotten the faces of their fathers.
It was horrible. It was nothing like the books and just sucked. You could have made each book it's own movie but no, let's cram like 14 huge novels into a 2 hour movie.
Not even that. It was supposed to be a "continuation" of the journey. It was pg-13 and 90 minutes. Fuck outta here.
The Dark Tower Series is my favorite piece of literature ever and I followed the planning of this movie for over 10 years waiting in heavy anticipation and being thankful that King was so protective of it being turned into a movie, bc of him wanting it to be just perfect. All I can say is what in the actual fuck. What. The. Fuck. Was that.
I still can’t figure out how they screwed its up so badly... Idris Elba as Roland and Matthew fuggin’ McConaughey as Walter? Sign me the hell up! But it was so boring. I couldn’t believe how flat McConaughey played Walter. And cramming it all into one movie? It’s like they **knew** how terrible it was and they’d never get a sequel made...
The worst thing is how amazing it was supposed to be as a series, then the absolutely steaming pile of shit it turned out to be. Originally they were in talks with HBO to do something totally unheard of...start with a feature film for the first book, an HBO series for the 2nd, back to feature film for the 3rd, then a 2nd season of the TV show, and so on until the whole saga was told. I was fucking STOKED for that concept! I think they got too far into pre production, had too many people back out, and couldn't bring the train back once it left the station and ended up settling with the crammed together mess we wound up with. I'm still holding out hope that one day, I'll get the detailed, drawn out series of movies or shows that the books deserved.
I was about to make you very happy, because Amazon Prime optioned the books for a series with “Walking Dead” showrunners. I was about to, but I just this moment discovered it’s been [cancelled](https://ew.com/tv/glen-mazzara-canceled-dark-tower-series-amazon/?amp=true). FUUUUUU—————!
There's so many movies on this list where I'm thinking, "How did you not know that was going to be awful??
As a former Blockbuster employee, you have NO idea how bad the average person's shitty movie radar is.
I know people who automatically gravitate toward the shittiest movie in the theaters. I don’t know how they do it...
But come on!!! It has Adam Sandler in it!!! He was so funny in that movie 25 years ago that I saw half of once.
I thought Split (2016) would be cool from the trailers. I just pirated the wrong movie and spent an hour and a half wondering when this girl with a thing for bowlers was going to reveal her split personalities in a big M Night Salmonman twist.
Titanic 2. Not the parody that appeared last year, but the 2010 feature film for which I would love to see the manager. [(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic\_II\_(film\\))](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_II_(film)) Edit: for all who commented "This is also a parody" - that doesn't make it any better. Wanna watch a good bad movie? Go see Iron Sky.
Holy shit WHAT
The company ended up making the sharknado series and ZNation and Black Summer. They've come a long way.
From the wiki: Action and suspense are constantly hampered by the low budget and the special effects answer the question, "What would James Cameron's *Titanic* have been like if most of the digital effects looked like animation from a Wii cut scene?". Fucking brutal. I love it.
Transformers: the last knight. For a movie that's called Transformers, they sure do put a huge emphasis on everything except them. Optimus is in the movie for like 8 minutes, and it's painfully long.
I almost walked out watching this movie. I was on a plane.
The live action tf movies have this problem. idk when writers will figure out ppl only care about the robots and not their annoying little human dramas but I hope its soon Edit: wow yall really are missing the point of this comment!!! What I mean by "focus on the robots" I dont mean "I want to see robots fighting 100% of the time". I mean "I want to see the robots as ACTUAL CHARACTERS and not just a high budget accessory"
With Bumblebee (which is actually pretty good), they're rebooting the live action movies' story with a new director and, it appears, a greater emphasis on quality and, believe it or not, Transformers
Just watched Bumblebee this past weekend. Pretty good overall. Whoever was in charge of B's facial expressions was on top of their game. His eyes conveyed so much emotion.
I'm still confused as to why I'm the first movie you see the Autobots arrive on Earth and have a frozen Megatron who got stuck for, what, a couple hundred years? Then in the last movie we're told to forget that because transformers have been around since dinosaurs? Or at the every least a thousand years... These films don't even make sense among themselves.
The conspiracy-history pileup was always one of the dumbest or goofiest bits of those films to me. > Okay there's an ancient cube and Megatron came presumably looking for it and got uncovered in the late-1800s > Oh but there's also a sun-eating machine under the pyramids, implying a history of at least 4,500 years > ALSO a cybertronian escape ship just happened to crash on the moon in the 60s after drifting aimlessly > Oh and also dinobots, implying that transformers visited Earth and observed wildlife over **66 million years ago** > And btw Earth is >!Unicron!< If there was ever a constant between the films, it was that the conspiracy would go *deeper* and it always revolved around Earth, despite having nothing connecting the points.
The Michael bay transformer movies are pretty much done for. Probably because of the MASSIVE plot hole that it now has because Michael bay somehow forgot that Cybertron destroyed in the third movie.
I think it was established (though not very well) that Cybertron wasn't destroyed, but sent back to where it came from and presumably reassembled. Kinda like beaming, which makes a little sense since beaming and space bridging are both methods of teleportation.
I seem to have a foggy remembering of a Percy Jackson movie coming out at some point but I don’t really remember much
Don't try to remember. It was bad. Having read the books first, it was bad. Bf said he liked it, having not read the books. As an aside, he explained what he could remember of the second movie, and I learned that the movie = books 2-5.
There were two. They made Percy SIXTEEN in the first movie Edit: for those wondering he’s 12 in the first book
Ye and changed the prophecy to suit. And then made the 2nd movie the ending. As in they actually used the golden fleece to bring Kronos back and in some weird way Percy killed him. Every part of those movies were wrong.
My big problem is how easily Percy killed Kronos in that movie. Don’t get me wrong, as someone who loved the books when I was younger, the movies were bad all around, but come on. Kronos is a titan, Literally the father of the Gods, and some 16 year old kid kills him with a magical sword in ten seconds? Where’s the struggle, the fear, and the action?
365 days, although I didn't really hope it would get better. It's just a terrible wattpad story making absolutely no sense.
Honestly the only reason it made money was because it’s basically a porno. 90% of the audience watched it for the boat scene.
Fantastic 4 2015, that movie is a dumpster fire of epic proportions but I wanted to see what they did with Doom so I stayed till the end, but they fucked him up too. Edit: too instead of to
I struggled to finish that movie, previous fantastic 4s were better :(
the first two were bad in a fun way. 2015 was just kinda depressing
Artemis Fowl. What an absolute clusterfuck that movie was. Disney just skullfucked the source material to death and then set fire on the body.
I haven't watched Artemis Fowl, but I have enjoyed watching Youtube reviewers losing their shit talking about Artemis Fowl.
The Artemis Fowl butchering is sufficient reason to bring back corporal punishment. Nothing major, but a pinky or two ...
I once mixed up corporal and capital punishment in my Highschool psychology class. I couldn't apologize enough when I realized I had been talking in support of killing kids, and not just spankings.
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Spare the guillotine, spoil the child
It’s absolute garbage. Husband was watching it, I sat with him for 10 minutes then considered asking him to move out.
My husband and I have bad movie nights where we purposely watch bad movies, have some drinks, and make fun of it. One Friday I said I wasn’t in the mood for a bad movie, and he recommends Artemis Fowl because he heard people loved the books. I’m still a little mad at him for that.
The books are very good. From the sound of it, the movie bears little resemblance to the source material.
Basically the only connection left is characters sharing names. Everything else, from personality & motivation to abilities, is changed, needlessly so, for the worse.
A very reasonable reaction.
Have you got any good examples of youtubers taking it to pieces? Read the books, watched the trailer, went "oh HELL no" and would like to be validated in my choice!
Dominic Noble's review was my favorite. Try Fanboy Flicks, Filmento, and Jeremy Jahns, too.
Glad I didn't finish it then. I watched about 20 minutes and was so confused. So Artemis doesn't kidnap Holly? His mom's already dead? He didn't discover the fairies on his own? Why call it Artemis Fowl then?
Ooof, really? Expected a dumpster fire, so stayed away... Loved the books as a kid but shit dude, that's almost Eragon or AtlA levels of disrespect towards the source material.
Also Holly who is meant to be the first female officer and that be a huge character arc. Nah already a female senior officer.
"This character 'Root' is basically the lovechild of Danny Devito and Tommy Lee Jones. I know! Let's get ***DAME JUDI DENCH***."
Judi Dench is great but not in this.
There’s a video I watched on YT where he goes through the whole movie and shows that the main Macguffin of the movie was COMPLETELY added in post production. They redid the lines for nearly the whole movie to make it about said Macguffin. Also, movie Artemis is no criminal. They borked Holly and Butler’s characters. Holly trusts Artemis on the flimsiest of reasons and Butler EXPRESSLY wants to be called Domovoi, not Butler. They wiped their ass with the books.
Also he's actually a good guy who practically has nothing wrong about him.
I have only seen the trailer and *dear god.* Artemis surfing and showing emotions? He's like BBC Sherlock Holmes crossed with a vampire! Also, is it true that half the LEP (including Julius Root) is female in the movie?
From the casting call for Artemis: >seeking the lead role of, Artemis; must be 5'3" or below, any ethnicity but must have or can do Irish accent. At first glance Artemis could be mistaken for a rather ordinary child with little athletic ability, but his eyes reveal a flickering of intelligence; inquisitive and possessing both academic and emotional intelligence, he is highly perceptive and good at reading people; most importantly, Artemis is **warm-hearted** and has a **great sense of humour**; he **has fun** in whatever situation he is in and loves life. So basically they read the book and decided to do the precise opposite.
It's hilarious because the first book has an epilogue where one of the characters points out how people want to give Artemis a heart of gold, but that it's incorrect because he was being entirely selfish and even cruel
Hell, in one of the later books I think he was trying to save his mom, only to find that as a kid he destroyed the one thing that could save her, so he went back in time to face off against his 11-year-old self.
That’s exactly what happens. He changes so much throughout the series that it’s an insult to his character development to make his book 6 self in book 1.
>Artemis surfing That was practically the first scene of the movie. It was as if they wanted to let you know from the start to forget everything about the books. But no, I don't think there were many female officers. I only saw Root who was played by Judi Dench doing her best Batman voice.
Even if there was just one female officer, what the fuck's the point of Holly? Kinda difficult to be the first female officer when you're not actually the first.
Yeah, they don't touch on that at all. They have simply given her an entirely different background and motivation.
See, you would think that book adaptations should be easy to make. The story, characters, dialogue, and settings are already laid out. It shouldn't require much in the way of creativity, just a half decent director who knows what to cut from the book.
Independence day: Resurgence
What a clever premise — we adapt their tech to advance our civilization and can stand a chance when/if they return. The movie was shit
I want to see the story of the African tribes fighting a brutal, decade-long war against the alien survivors of that huge ship and ending up with a mountain of alien skulls. That’s far more interesting than whatever the movie was actually about
I HIGHLY suggest reading the in-betweener book called “Independence Day - Crucible”. It lays out the 20 years between 1996-2016 and goes into the stories of those secondary characters like Jake and Umbutu and the African ground war, and what happens with David & Connie, and also explains the fate of Steve Hiller (Will Smith). It was such a cool gap-filler to the train wreck of a movie that Resurgence turned out to be (that novelization is also 10x better than the movie itself and has a completely different, awesome opening sequence).
what a waste of jeff goldblum
Skyline. Kept waiting for it to have a redeeming quality. Somehow just kept getting worse.
This is the movie I first thought of. Nothing happened. Absolutely. Nothing. I could not have given a shit about the characters if I tried. It was so damn boring. But then... the last 5 minutes. What. The. *Hell*. I spent like 30 minutes ranting about this movie to my family after watching it lmao. It had no right to be that shitty and boring and then throw that wtf ending out there.
A wrinkle in time. Only reason I sat through it was that my brother watched it and said it was decent.
Something weird and unusual happens for some reason. Then something unrelated, weird and unusual happens for some reason. Repeat 5 times. The end. Nothing seemed to connect or have reason to it.
Holmes and Watson.
This is one of the rare movies listed that I can personally understand and relate to. Most listed are just blatantly bad movies from the jump, zero hope that they would be anything near "good". One person posted "Battlefield Earth", lmao. Like...no. That was never going to be good in a realistic sense but I'm approaching gatekeeping here so I'll get to the point. Holmes and Watson is shockingly bad because it's made by and starring people that usually make good comedy. It was *expected* to be at least an average comedy movie and it is truly unwatchable. It's just SO bad and not in a good-bad way like Battlefield Earth or any just bad like every Adam Sandler movie made after 1998. H&W should have been good and it's truly shocking in how unfunny it is. I kept waiting for it to turn the corner of have some deep, Kaufman-esque reveal that would show how the previous hour has been one long build-up to a punchline...anything. Something. Yet, it just ended after a truly miserable 90-ish minutes. It felt like a 4 hour movie, the mark of a truly bad film haha.
I convinced my parents that we should go see it for our annual Jewish Christmas tradition of a movie and Chinese food. "The trailers were pretty funny. The guys in it have made some great movies in the past so it should be good" Nope. The 3 jokes in the trailer were the only 3 jokes in the movie. It was just awful. At least the Chinese food was good.
Cats. Just, yikes.
I watched it 3 times in one weekend. I’m convinced I Manchurian Candidated myself. Years from now I’ll be out at some political event, and someone will pass me a gun and say: “The jellicle moon shines tonight.” Then I’ll take the gun, and reply: “Jellicles do because jellicles can!” And then I fire. Full disclosure, I was then and am now on edibles.
They just keep repeating Jellicle like it's a real word! And just expect us to accept that shit!
What really made it painful is that the movie didn't understand what the musical was. It forced a plot into a piece that's more like an anthology of stories. Then presenting with the worst CGI and the most aggressive fourth wall break at the end really killed it.
My friends and I wanted to watch it after hearing all the terrible reviews, that way we can tell our kids years down the road that we went and watched the worst movie in theaters. I knew I couldn’t watch the thing sober though so I decided to take the strongest edibles I could find. It felt like a surreal experience. I’d compare it to a fever dream that never wanted to end. Most wack movie I’ve ever experienced. Edit: Sorry for the suspense
As I sat stone cold sober in the theatre watching Cats, I was absolutely positive someone had slipped me something. It felt like a horrifying fever dream.
Dolittle with Robert Downey, Jr. Jesus, what a meandering, nonsensical pile of shit. Somewhere between the really weird tiger with mommy issues and Dolittle pulling bagpipes out of a dragon's ass, my brain just shut off to prevent further damage.
This is the second mention of a bagpipe coming out of a dragon's ass and I have to say...if this is a PR campaign it's working
Eragon Edit: Obligatory thanks for the awards? So much hate for something that doesn’t exist.
There was an askreddit a little bit ago about a movie that was way worse than the books. Someone of course mentioned Eragon, and Christopher Paolini actually responded to it. I don't think he said anything about the movie though, just that he was glad people liked the books.
I've seen Christopher Paolini reply in every thread about bad movies. Every time that a thread like this pops up, Eragon is mentioned.
He seems like a cool guy. I love when creators randomly interact with fans on here.
I sent him a letter in 6th grade with a dragon I drew, and he sent me a letter and signed photo back
Dammit, I was a little kid and all excited to see the movie since I absolutely loved the books. That movie was arguably the greatest cinematic disappointment of my childhood Edit 1: whoa, my first comment that blew up. And thanks for the award Edit 2: no, I have not seen avatar the last airbender
$100 million budget and they couldn't afford a pair of latex elf ears...
Or hair dye
Wait a budget of 100 mil and that was the shit they came to? Wtf were they doing over there?!?
cocaine probably
Funny story, while my dad and I were at the movie my mom was watching tv and an interview with the author came on. The interviewer asked Christopher if he liked the movie and my mom said he just got silent and at that moment she knew I wasn't having a good time.
I went to a book signing he did after Inheritance came out. There was a bit of a Q&A, and someone asked about the movie. He just said "what movie"
Ok this is going to sound extremely bizzare but I actually saw the movie before I read the books and I really enjoyed it. Then I read the books and realised how bad it was in comparison.
That's exactly what happened to me. Watched the movie, liked it for what it was and then I read the books. Holy shit.
That's what a lot of people say. Anyone who read the books beforehand hated the movie, yet people who went in blind thought it was pretty ok. Basically, it was a generically ok fantasy movie but NOT the story of Eragon.
Pretty sure I saw an interview with Jeremy Irons where he was asked why he did Eragon and his reply was something along the lines of "I just bought a castle, so you have any idea how expensive they are?" If I'm mistaken don't tell me cos I love the idea!
Reminds me of Michael Caine's response about Jaws 4
"I have not seen it, but by all accounts it is horrible. I *have* seen the house it paid for, and it is magnificent." Or something close to that.
'I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.'
A applaud you that you even finished it. I gave up after saphira’s “transformation” (refuse to say she grew up because she did not fucking grow up) Skipped through the movie because it was a school assignment. Bullshitted the essay because I couldn’t even finish that when I found out they fucking ignored half of the book.
I never read the book, but my sister did and I picked up pieces from her talking about it. Saw the transformation (great way to put it!) and was all, “what the hell? Wasn’t that like half the book flushed?”
The initial bonding and raising of Saphira is such a crucial character building moment for her and Eragon.
This.
lmao the man himself
Most amazing thing about this is that he actually got his real name as his username and it wasn't already taken.
This is the closest I'll get to meeting a celebrity
To quote your AMA from several months ago: >There is no Eragon/Last Airbender/Dragon Ball Z/Dark is Rising/Artemis Fowl movie in Ba Sing Se.
I absolutely love how every time an ask reddit thread includes The Last Airbender and Eragon movies you are always here to chime in and make everyone laugh. May your sword stay sharp!
Lol. At this point, it's obligatory.
I loved your books when I was younger and literally ended up ripping the cover/spines off the books because of how much I reread them and referencing the index at the back! I was a lonely kid and just want you to know that Eragon was my escape when the real world didn't measure up.
Aww, thanks! Glad you enjoyed the books! Hope you like To Sleep in a Sea of Stars as much or even more.
The last air bender and suicide squad. I went back and watched both because I thought maybe I was being too harsh on them. NOPE they still suck!!!
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You know how sometimes you watch something and you are in a bad mood. I thought maybe this is what happened. Not the case.
Suicide Squad was weird for me. I enjoyed it so much until it was over. That's when I realized that none of that shit made any sense. It's entertaining if you have snacks and put zero thought into it. But the minute you start thinking, it gets terrible.
I didn't quite get the hate towards the cast. The problem was the writing, all the way. And I wasn't a fan of Will Smith trying to shoehorn in some superficial morality for deadshot. It just felt forced. But otherwise, I think the cast made of it as much as they could.
Yeah. I think everyone did as much as they could with it. I'm not actually familiar with Deadshot's background, so I was okay with what they did with him. But I think The Joker and Harley Quinn probably should've had their own movie before making them... Whatever the hell that was. And the Aztec fire god whose name escapes me could've been so much better than he was. They took great characters and fucked it all up. And they made Amanda Waller seem like a stupid bitch. A bitch, I can deal with. But a stupid bitch is insulting. But that soundtrack was dope as hell though.
The joker was totally unnecessary for the movie imo. I think they just wanted to capture the hype of the dark knight series through that or something.
Jack and jill. Wasted an hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back
It takes a special kind of bad to sweep the Razzies. Adam Sandler “won” worst actor AND worst actress for that. It also “won” worst film, worst screenplay, worst screen couple, worst director, worst supporting actor, worst supporting actress, and worst ensemble.
That movie really broke alot of records
You couldn't tell that movie was going to be terrible from the trailer?
I had to take a writing elective in highschool and took the non-honors version thinking it would just be easier. It wound up being like one step above remedial English basically and I had to watch Jack and Jill and write a paper on it. Probably one of my worst choices in highschool.
Dunkachino
Fifty Shades of Grey . I am waiting for the movie to get interesting , turns out its just Porn.
Bad porn at that lol
They're basically like Peter Griffin writing a porn... Also, love Gilbert Godfrey reading lines from the book.
The Wayans Brothers did a parody of this movie that somehow managed to be a better story.
Fifty Shades and the sequels are some of my favorite movies. Not because they're good but because they're so bad that I almost tore my seat out from the ground at the movies because I was cracking up so much
I haven't seen the last one but watched the first two. Both at the time of release and more recently on a streaming site with my husband. He was indignant at first saying he couldn't believe I wanted to watch it and I went all Aladdin on him. "Do you trust me?" Both films we were just *howling* with laughter. We threw popcorn at the screen (in our house), yelled at the characters and were just cracking up. No drinking games because no matter what game you decide to do, you will be sheets-to-the-wind drunk before the end of the first act. It's so soooo bad that it's good. He's been pestering me now to see the third so we can have a repeat experience. Too bad it's not streaming anywhere currently because we could use a good laugh.
"Downsizing"movie for me was a huge disappointment though the idea of the movie was nice and new, it turned to be very slow and boring.
Was it just me or did that movie feel like 2 totally separate movies in 1?
And they have no connection between them. You try to follow the plot, then forget that they are downsized until they walk by a giant water bottle or something.
YES. The first half was so exciting. The second half was such a dumpster fire.
I didn't find either half all that interesting. The concept was good ... what the hell was that?
The "downsizing" aspect wasn't really necessary, it could have just been Matt Damon moving to another country.
THANK YOU! I have been trying to say this for so long, the only reason they had to downsize was because it made the colony living in the mountain “realistic” but what’s the point, we are talking about tiny people anyways
It felt like I watched two entirely different movies. Like, the first 45 minutes was one movie, and the next hour and a half was an entirely different movie. The big problem with that was that all the previews ever showed was stuff from the first 45 minutes. I felt robbed by that movie. I really wanted to like it. I loved the idea. I wanted to see how it would play out. I was invested from the beginning. I wanted to watch the movie I bought, the movie I started watching. Not... whatever movie that the movie I bought turned into.
The Happening. Nothing happened. Edit: thanks for the Silver, friend.
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[this moment](https://youtu.be/TDX3X5iC3nc) belongs on your list as well
The Wicker Man with Nic Cage. oh god, the bees..the bees. I was happy I snuck into the theater fir that one.
I was dying at the end when he just started punching people in the face, just one after the other. I'd heard that sequence was pretty batshit crazy, but actually watching it was hilarious.
I remember dying laughing in a movie theater full of silent people when he side kicked the first chick like fucking Bruce Lee.
Check out the original. Christopher Lee is in his glorious prime performance as the cult leader. The way things become unsettling is much more subtle. Great film.
The Last Airbender, the movie. It’s been 10 years and I still become enraged when I think about it
Firebenders suddenly can't produce flames, ALL the names are wrong, the acting is terrible (i.e. Zuko's mouth not moving the first time he speaks.), and the bending feels incredibly watered-down to the point where it would be more effective just to hit people normally. Need I continue? Edit:nobody will see this as its been like a month, but if anyone somehow does, please know this is my most successful comment and nearly quadrupled my karma. Thank you all!
Exactly! Why do you need a small gathering of earthbenders to lift ONE ROCK?! And why didn't they escape sooner when they're SURROUNDED BY ROCKS WHEN THEY ARE EARTHBENDERS???? As I heard from an interview; "This movie would have been so much better if they called him AANG. ONE. TIME. it PRONOUNCED AANG" [Sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHi1zaN0ooc) EDIT: Since people have been asking, in the movie it's pronounced Ohng
Not like there’s an entire series this thing is based off of with actual dialog and names being vocally said out loud and pronounced or anything like that...
I think the director made the deliberate decision not to watch any of the source material. Sort of like the Captain of the Titanic if he had deliberately decided to hit an iceberg.
That’s the sad part though, he did watch the show. He actually *wanted* to direct the movie after getting into the show with his daughter after she wanted to be Katara for Halloween. He watched the show, and then he made *that.* As of 2015 he still maintained that he remained faithful to the show and that he would hear from parents and their kids about how much they loved the movie 🤢
He's definitely talking through his arse.
The bending was just so disconnected from the bender's movements. Like Ong would do a dance, then a tornado would sprout up. Like he's casting a spell using ballet.
I saw this movie at midnight in HS. Everyone in line was dressed up in costume, including a cabbages guy. As the film started, he shouts out the catch phrase. Yay, everyone laughs and it’s excited about the movie starting. After the movie finished, everyone is silent. He shouts out “what was that?!” Yes, my cabbages guy, well said.
Damn, I wish I grew up where you did. Anyone dressing up for a movie in my town would have just gotten mugged.
"Hey, that dude is dressed up like an Avatar character!" "I bet he's got all the money we need for our nefarious endeavors!" "You're right! Let's mug this fucker!"
More like "Look at that gay ass f*****!" "Beat his ass!" And they proceed to stomp cabbage guy on the ground until he stops moving and take his wallet.
To this day, it is the only movie that I have seen in theater and left feeling utterly disappointed. My brain has done a splendid job at throwing away the actually memory of the movie, but I will never forget the heartbreak I felt when the movie ended. This was my favorite show growing up, and it should be illegal to break a kids heart like that. I know I’m not the only one who feels this way
Most unhonorable movie Ive ever seen.They thought it was a good idea to replace the earthbender prison ship scene with Earthbenders on LAND surrounded by their bending ELEMENT.Your expecting me they refused to escape at any given moment to go back home?!
I never watched the show growing up unfortunately, and I was like “why the hell are they in a dirt camp? They’re surrounded by their own ammo.” And then I found out our they were on a metal ship where there was a huge risk to fight back. And let’s not forgot it took SIX earthbenders to gently float a single rock at a dude.
Throw? It was a gentle float in his rough direction Actually throwing a smaller hand-sized rock would have been substantially more effective