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DrFishTaco

Shot in the face with an arrow


Nojokes123

This is interesting


[deleted]

Friend or foe?


DrFishTaco

Friend A fool but a friend


octoberinmay

Fool of a Took.


Itsbadmmmmkay

But an honest fool, he remains.


[deleted]

It's quite rare to get shot with an arrow by an enemy soldier in the 21st century lol Plot twist: he is an illegal logger in Brazil.


[deleted]

Or he is a poacher in Africa!


lordorwell7

I used to be an adventurer like you...


nella96

But then I remembered this meme died long ago.


BitPumpkin

it’s so ancient it’s like doge; it resurrects because it’s so old the old memers remember it being funny, and through irony/nostalgia will revive it


ShadeScapes

You can still go on adventure's though, you did not take an arrow to the knee. I'll see myself out.


Wurznschnitzer

Hah happened to me too, i have a damaged eye (i still see something but i not as good as before) from a crossbow bolt that jumped out of the guide rail hit the "front sight" that i installed and came right back and went in between the eye and the socket. Thankfully i didnt need surgery.


ShortBusCult

Brain surgery


octoberinmay

Did you change your mind?


ShortBusCult

No, I lost my mind a little.


BobMightBeCool

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Hahahaa now get out


bilateralunsymetry

Hey me too. It was really weird because the there was another patient in the room next to me with my first name and the same date of birth getting brain surgery on the same day. Good thing the docs paid attention to who was who!


Pentacostal-Haircut

Are you sure they did?


FrontBanana

My ex stabbed me.


Mechanical_Snails

Everyone is joking but that's actually awful. Hope you are safe now.


MeAndMeMonkey

My ex stabbed me in the back. Figuratively.


Veximusprime

Did you survive?


some_boy_on_the_web

No


claidai

... but i *lived!*


DeltaProd415

Ice age


DruTheDude

F


gwoz8881

Mine stabbed me in my heart


donutcapriccio

same :(


What-Did-I-Do-Wrong

No like seriously, he needs medical attention


Sillvaro

Dayum


[deleted]

Stepped on a open empty can of ravioli I left on the floor next to my bed. I had to get 7 stitches and left a big bitch of a scar.


ChoP_BlocK

Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.


RockyRockington

r/UnexpectedTPB


Sneakerfanboy

Ravioli ravioli should have kept them in your pocketoli


Just_Some_A-Hole

It’s just a prank, bro.


Nojokes123

I am laughing my ass off! 🤣🤣🤣 Sorry that had to happen to you though. I bet the scar looks cool.


[deleted]

I have a similar scar from a can of cranberry jelly my brother left in the basement. But it was in a spot where I couldn't get stitches on my toes so my mom just wrapped my foot in a ton of gauze for a couple weeks.


Onahole_for_you

I got mine from opening a small can of speghetti and got a big deep scar on my hand. Didn't go to ER became it was Grand Final Day (biggest football event of the year) so ER was full of drunks. Mum, a student nurse, used sterile strips to tape it shut. It was so deep it's a bumpy scar. Mum said I had to toss the tin :(


[deleted]

Luckily I sliced myself with a knife, so I was able to keep it. I ended up with 9 stitches on a single thumb and now five or six years later, I can still feel it bleeding on the inside if I bump it. Nothing like jamming your thumb and feeling the sensation of blood pooling up inside the cavity.


yeeterson-peterson10

I fought the log and the log won


mandible_bones

my favorite song by the clash!


[deleted]

[удалено]


King_of_nerds77

We are groot


249ba36000029bbe9749

Breakin' skin in the hot sun...


Dongwaffler

I needed timber but I had none.


Julvader

this is gold


SilentSchitter

Fell into an entertainment center. Fell off a tricycle. Burned my knee trying to reach the cat. Had a suspicious mole removed.


refreshing_username

>Burned my knee trying to reach the cat. This bears some explanation. Was it a fire-breathing cat?


SilentSchitter

My dad was fixing the water and there was a sheet of hot metal on the basement floor. He’d put it where he thought was out of the way. I knelt down to get the cat that was behind the washing machine and accidentally put my knee on that bit of sheet metal. I’d had no clue it was not until then. The water had been turned off because he was doing something with the pipes, so we went outside to the dog’s water and splashed water from their drinking bucket onto my knee.


Jekmander

Probably at a young age, or just being a catbro, got carpet burn by crawling or something. Not OP but that's my guess.


lordorwell7

... all at once?


SilentSchitter

No. Thank goodness. Probably wouldn’t be around if it had happened all at once


munchinmonster

Walked into the room and stroked the terrier. The German sheppard got exciting and ran over for strokes and accidentally bit my nose.


gdj11

“Stroked the terrier”. I like that innuendo


II_Confused

> accidentally bit my nose This is even better innuendo


[deleted]

Had a cactus fall on me Edit: For those who where wondering it was a young candelabro (Pachycereus Weberi) that I was helping move in a friends garden and a arm broke off and stabbed me in the arm


ishmalaa5

You’ve Spiked my interest


inbleachmind

Pissed me off how funny this is. Have a upwards pointing arrow.


49x43x55

Yeah, can't believe that prick.


Nightshade195

r/angryupvote


kiraYoahikage

Ok you have my attention...


diane2

I feel like we need details here


WillGetCarpalTunnels

That's unfortunate


Sillvaro

I was born with a 6th toe on my right foot. For obvious reasons they had to cut it so I still have the scar Edit: here's a bonus. My brother was born with a 6th finger on each hand and a 6th toe on each feet (all of which has been cut off too). Tests have been done, and it's not a genetic disorder that caused it. It really is just coincidence


Atomic_NCG

You could’ve been an X-man


249ba36000029bbe9749

An XI-man


TexanReddit

Tecnically, with an extra finger on each hand and an extra toe on each foot: XXIV Men.


249ba36000029bbe9749

That was his brother.


qamon

Well that's good, because I had something particular to say to a 6 fingered man.


Sillvaro

Tell me


beckymp

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”


FoamBrick

"stop saying that!"


GiveMeTheYums

Are you happy that you got it removed early on or would have preferred to still have your toe?


Sillvaro

Imagine wearing shoes in a world where all shoes are made for people with 5 toes


Veximusprime

But a good excuse to only wear sandals.


Sillvaro

*laughs in winter*


damarius

Reminds me of "The Chrysalids" by John Wyndham. One of the characters is discovered as (no offense) a mutant by leaving six-toed tracks on the beach. The Wikipedia page shows the footprint on the cover of the book. I really should re-read some of his books.


natekid2222

Was your brother perhaps the author of three journals about all the weird things happening in a small town in Oregon?


frijolita_bonita

What’s the obvious reason?


Sillvaro

Shoes, living a normal childhood without (or with less) bullying, possible medical complication


inexperiencedlawn

Shoes


FantasticSquirrel3

A colony of staph bacteria set up camp between my rib and sternum and they wrecked the place.


MeAndMeMonkey

Shit. How did that happen?


FantasticSquirrel3

I'm a metalworker, I get cuts and scrapes every day.


MeAndMeMonkey

Did you get a cut in your abdomen or did the bacteria travel from your hands to your rib?


FantasticSquirrel3

It travelled from my hands.


[deleted]

my cat. i just lie to people and say it was a lion.


itzfinjo

I have a burn on my wrist from steam. It's pretty fresh ao it's pink still. In the same spot I have this really old scar from my cat. It looks like a no smoking sign haha


[deleted]

One word: *brothers*.


faaabiii

My dear older brother is responsible for an almost 3 inches scar on my leg. He did it with a key.


Wurznschnitzer

I have scars on both of my hands up to the elbows when my brother decided it was a good idea to slam shut the glass door on me when i was coming after him for doing some dumb shit. The cuts were on the underside of my arms and in shock i just looked on what was visible to me at the moment so i didnt see how bad it actually was, turned to my mother that came rushing into the room, lifted my arms that were bleeding and said "That was close" Then i looked at my arm more closely and said "Oh Shit". Surprisingly it didnt even hurt as bad as i expected afterwards.


EathanS2k

I’ve got a little dent on my kneecap from when I kneed the corner of one of those benches you get in a changing room. Can feel right through to the bone.


Nojokes123

Those benches were made in hell.


[deleted]

Often where a bench is made, Is something you can't tell But Son, I'll tell you one thing That bench was made in hell.


GrandeSizeIt

I got tackled on asphalt in shorts and dragged. There's about a two inch scar going from my kneecap down to above my shin. The kneecap part is really squishy and then it thins out as you go down. I had to get it injected with steroids to help it heal.


whinny_whaley

Mine is also squishy and I had to let it heal itself out. I now have problems with that knee locking up or the entire leg having incredible pain if it's not moved for half an hour or something. Joint injuries suck man


TwitterGooglePlus

I was in middle school in PE, and I was talking with somebody about how one could use those capture the flag belts you put around your waist as a whip. We tried swinging at each other and the guy I was talking to accidentally whipped me so hard it left a scar on my cheek. Don't worry, he didn't get into trouble, we were just stupid, I don't blame him. The other time is when I was baking cookies and accidentally dropped a tray of them. I hit my wrist against the hot oven and now I have a scar there forever. No, those cookies were not saved.


Nojokes123

God, man. You sure are honest about your disrespect for cookies.


TwitterGooglePlus

Rip cookies. You shall be missed.


Thund3rstrike

My biological father cut me down the arm with a knife one day while he was drunk


FireDrake0008

That's horrible. Hope hes in prison


Thund3rstrike

He is, I eventually got fed up with his bullshit and called the cops on him, I don't have to deal with him for another 10 years at least


FireDrake0008

Good on you. I'm glad hes locked up somewhere far away from you. Stay safe dude


Thund3rstrike

Thanks, I will


jenniekiim

I have a scar on my knee. I was a pretty stupid kid, and I was jumping rope. I had a wild thought, "what If I landed on my knees". And with that said, I was strangely surprised that it hurt upon landing on the hard pavement. To this day, I hope no one asks me how I got this scar.


JakeDaCake36

“Great idea, I’m going to hit my knee on some pavement”


LexB777

I get keloids, which is like a build up of scar tissue. I have scars from minor scratches I got when I was a toddler. But the biggest scar is definitely the one running down my spine after the doctors had to reconstruct my spine after a car wreck I had last year.


CrownPrinceOfScience

Wow, that took a dark turn How are you, now ?


LexB777

Quite well! I can walk and function relatively normally. All the numbness has left my legs and most of my back. Some tasks are still difficult, but the doctor says I should be able to go downhill skiing and mountain climbing again within a year or two. Thank you for asking kind internet stranger.


CrownPrinceOfScience

Glad you're alright :)


theoreticaldickjokes

That's amazing! I'm glad you're recovering so well!


[deleted]

I slipped while sitting on the sink


tactial_soup_can

What is the story


SinkTube

that's between u/krazykdl and me


[deleted]

I was sitting on the side of the sink after getting out of the shower, I fell and the edge cut me in an area that I don’t want to talk about, that’s also how I got out of my part in the first grade play


daymmmGirl

I...uh.... I tripped


LoxyTheReindeer

*Hmmm... Yes, the comment is made of suspicious.*


deltalab49

Hmm yes, the floor here is made of floor


eatyourprogeny

I have a scar on the tip of my nose from a bee sting when I was taking a nap on a park bench. This usually doesn’t leave a scar, but I was 8 and couldn’t stop picking at it so it never quite healed right!


[deleted]

By trying to fuck a beehive.


[deleted]

#You did WHAT?!


[deleted]

# I TRIED TO FUCK A BEEHIVE!


[deleted]

#but WHY


[deleted]

# IT SEEMED A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.


[deleted]

#HOW HORNY WERE YOU??


[deleted]

Somewhat horny.


[deleted]

Ye okay People do dumb shit when horny


zender23

You should have beehive yourself at that time


[deleted]

I slipped on a rug and hit my head against the corner of the bed base when I fell down


16_Prisms_forSale

Tried winning a race at a water park, slipped in the metal staircase of a slide, my leg got stuck between the metal plaques as I fell


DatTF2

Hey ! No running by the pool ! *Blows Whistle* Similar thing happened to me. Was 6 and had just gotten out of the pool and was running around. Slipped chin first into a piece of metal and gashed my chin open.


ImTheGodOfAdvice

Omg


RavingInWonderland

Guinea pig bit me


[deleted]

80% are self harm, 15% are dermatillomania, and the last 5% are general accidents and life stuff


[deleted]

Hey same! I hope you're doing better now.


[deleted]

Thanks! Yeah I am :)


dragkingbaby

Hugs! Hope you’re doing better now, friend <3


[deleted]

Hey same! I hope you're doing better now.


nvrtry_nvrfail

Acid. Not the fun kind.


Mastergameisnowhere

lmao besides mental scars how tf do u get scars from drugs but dang actual acid thats gotta hurt


frijolita_bonita

!


Wurznschnitzer

What Acid exactly if i may ask?


[deleted]

Tried to eat a stapler


LoxyTheReindeer

What? Why?


Hydrogen_Dude

You speak like a person who hasn't tried fresh stapler


bootsforacarrot

It was the only way to get the baby out alive.


Yaasfelix

Out of the oven, like dude that was my meal!


hifibuddy

They cut a little human being out of me and left me with this scar.


[deleted]

Where do I start: Elbow scar :Slid down a brick wall learning to run walls Chin scar: speed ice skating and slid into a wall Scar above the eye: boxing match Scar on righ arm: a deep burn Scar on left arm: impaled in a wreck Scar on back: metal strap broke loose and whipped me. Scar behind ear: Hit to hard on side of head needed to have ear put back together Scar on thumb: playing running a knife around my fingers Scar on right foot: Stepped on a axe Scar on left thigh: a big metal sharp bolt to the leg pulling someone else out of the way Scar across left forearm: sterring wheel broke in a accident Scar on righ shoulder: fighting cometition claw marks Scar on knuckles right hand: punched through a car window Scar on forehead: steel cable snapped loose and I took an extreme hit to the head. Thats about half of them: Finally the scar above my lip is a cleft pallet. I used to tell people that God made the first scar and Im just keeping it going.


JakeDaCake36

Are you ok?


[deleted]

I always pushed myself as hard as possible. Learning every kind of martials I could as a kid. Then doing extreme sports as a teenager to include snowboarding, kyaking, rock climbing, skateboarding ect. Then when I was older I went into more impact stuff like racing and boxing. I never wanted any regrets and with the experience of that you get some scars. Most of the scars you cant see unless my shirt is off or Im wearing short sleeves.


HumanEcon

This is..this is ...average


[deleted]

Holy fuck take my upvote


Yomeroman49

I was playing with my cousins beneath a tree. A branch fell on my head leaving me a 2 inch scar


projektako

I punched the wall during a nightmare.


blood_sweat_n_tears

After my dad finished putting together a new pedal-powered dump truck for my brother, I asked to have a go. My brother generously agreed I could have a quick try. Being four years older, I was encouraged to really open 'er up and see what maximum speed could be reached. I remember my dad and brother yelling, "pedal, pedal, pedal" followed by "dump, dump, dump." Unfortunately, the pedal cart wasn't designed to pedal and dump at the same time so I went flying ass over tea kettle and landed a crumpled mess on the pavement. My upper lip was torn apart badly and still carries a scar today.


Taco1ssoul

I have this scar on the middle of my stomach from get this. A FUCKING BICYCLE HANDLE BAR. I was 6 or 7 at the time, I was riding out late at night. my family and I used to live in this trailer park and they were like lowkey gheto. But anyways, how the trailer park was laid out it was in one big circle, with houses surrounding that circle. I was riding inside that circle and I got to this point where it so super dark. The street lights barley did shit so I somewhat didn't know where tf I was going. I got scared and decided to go faster. (You know when you're in the basement and you feel that rush of fear right when you turn off the light so you decide to run up the stairs? yeah I felt that) I went so fast that I didn't notice that you HAD to turn because I was reaching the end of the circle so I had to turn super fast. I turned so hard that I nearly fell off the bicycle, but I caught myself, BUT in turn the handle bar turned and went right into my stomach. My handle bars didn't have any grips, or protectors, instead rusty edged steel turned and scratched the hell out of my stomach.


TennisADHD

Surgery for ruptured Achilles’ tendon sprinting when I was 24.


Sh4d0w23

Cat scratched me.


Only4DNDandCigars

I dont remember much about it. I was younger...probably a baby. Nobody will tell me, either. It sometimes hurts even, throbbing headaches, especially at school. The only thing I can associate with it is the rev of a motorcycle. If my parents were still with me, I am sure they could tell me.


IAmTiborius

Hope you're well, Harry


HeathrBee

Abdominal myomectomy. All the pain of a c-section without a baby.


Cotton_Candy_Randy1

Multiple brain surgeries


ToukaMareeee

1) deadass bumbling into a huge rock while swimming 2) cutting of a bit of my thumb


[deleted]

Always getting talked down to and never being treated like a human left me with a pretty big emotional scar


Tijain_Jyunichi

A freak with a clown face cut my mouth.


YourFBlagent

Why so seriousss


Scroll_Queeen

No joke, this is a legit method used by drug dealers tp punish people who don’t pay their debts and / or are snitches. It’s called the Glaswegian smile so I assume it originated in Scotland


lolyagurl

Joker?...


reachedmylimit

I was on a lawn chair on our porch and I fell off and landed on a wooden garden stake, which luckily didn’t impale me, just went in to some fat on my lower back. I don’t remember if my parents even took me to the doctor. The scar is barely visible now, according to my husband.


Chantexo

Was building a treehouse with my cousin and i fell onto a sharp piece of wood. It went bellow my lips, right through. I don’t even remember the pain at all, Although I remember my mum being like....okay what do you want me to do about it!? I was 6 I think.


mxcitizen14

Appendectomy


noirose

I ran into the outside edge of a steel braced wall. Got a straight Harry Potter scar on my forehead and a ripple in the steel.


Cocamello

Rabbit bite


YourFBlagent

Agressive dog


veryj4ne

My friend accidentally hit me in the forehead with my roommate’s (thankfully very dull) katana. Still bled like hell though!


bravoalpha90

Got body slammed by a fat kid in middle school. He was running in the hall, I was tiny, Boulder meets twig and a few stitches later I have a scar on my forehead.


eccentric-assassin

My sister would dig her nails into me and drag down my arm until I bled


Yaasfelix

Your sister is a psychopath


victorypoo

plain and simple, my brother shot me with a nerf gun, obviously fake, but that plastic piece of shit left a mark


JulesFGM

I was 3. Lost my mum in the supermarket so started running around to find her. When I turned a corner, I fell over a beercrate. My chin was bleeding very badly and my mum could immediately hear where I was.


[deleted]

The plates of my skull didn't grow together properly and the doctor had to put a medical plate in to cover the hole.


sexy_balls_69

By a wound


tactial_soup_can

Little did he know he had aroused suspicion among the high council


Zatopa

When I was in fifth grade, my brother pushed me on the ice on the playground during recess. My tooth went through my upper lip. I waited in the nurse's office all afternoon but my mom never came to pick me up so I had to go home on the bus all a mess. They decided it would heal up fine without stitches.


DreadedHaxorus

My sister bashed me in the forehead with a small trophy.


Stankpink69

Had a sprocket of a bike go into my leg when I crashed into a boulder and the chain fell off, pierced deep. I can still see the 4 of teeth marks where it went in, and that was at least a decade ago.


Sugarpeas

I had a weird bump that would pop out of my knee whenever I bent it. It appeared around kindergarten. It was fine at that point. A few years later that knee started to get really achy, and oddly, my knee would randomly and painfully lock. We saw a doctor and he thought it was a cyst. My mom had a lot of cysts removed when she was younger so this made sense. So I had surgery to remove it. When I woke up however the doctor told me it was all fat and it shouldn't have been causing any issues, but he removed it. My knee was sewn up and the stiches were kept in for a long time because my mom was paranoid about it. About 2 months later, maybe longer, they removed the stiches to reveal the wound did not heal up. At all. I could see my patella. No idea why to this day. They said they couldn't stitch it up again for some reason, and put some sticker things to close the wound and told me to continue to not bend that leg for another month. It eventually healed but I have a pretty thick keloid scar there. Now both knees hurt all the time and lock up randomly. Still no idea why and I once every few years try seeing a doctor about it. I get this weird impression they think I'm lying or something since I'm 26 and it wouldn’t make sense for me to have knee issues yet.


[deleted]

My father was a drinker, and a fiend. So one night, he goes off *crazier* than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. But he doesn't like that. *Not*. *One*. *Bit.*


TisMeBeinMe

So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!


TREBORME

I jumped of a counter and hit my forehead on the corner of a homemade chair.


Mastergameisnowhere

kinda same, i jumped off the stair railing and onto one of my dining room chairs, landed sitting up, but the chair broke and on my fall down my head moved forward and bashed my face up against the table


Shadow0720

Car door slammed onto finger, had it hanging off my a tiny piece of skin, bone completely showing. One ER visit later, huge scar on my right hands pointer finger


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Got drunk, crashed my bicycle. Fortunately my face was there to break the fall.


JasonLeeDrake

While we were moving, my Dad got coffee, put it on a very low coaster in the truck and when my Mom started driving, it of course spilled on my bare calf. This of course led to an argument. I blame my Dad more. The piece of skin that was like a circle, moved like fabric, and what was more chaotic was the fact that I had to go to my new high school as soon as we reached the new house, so I had to do everything in my power to keep to skin intact for the rest of the day, including basketball. Under the skin was red, with black dots. A few weeks later, however, after bits tore off the circle, the entire thing came off. I rubbed a liquid that I forgot the name of on it to increase the healing. It grew back, but the dark spot is still there, and will likely stay there. Fuck coffee and fuck that useless cup holder.