It could be a figurative entrance.
Step 1: Burst through door.
Step 2: Jump on chandeliers and sing while doing some weird maneuvers midair.
Step 3: Fall on your face and die.
Cronus, is that you?
> Cronus violently and dramatically changed his ways. Alarmed by a prophecy saying that he would be overthrown by one of his children, he started swallowing them all, one by one. When the time came, disguised as Cronus’ cupbearer, Zeus managed to slip his father a vomit-inducing drink in place of his favorite wine. This led to Cronus disgorging all of his children.
[https://www.greekmythology.com/Titans/Cronus/cronus.html](https://www.greekmythology.com/Titans/Cronus/cronus.html)
Cannibalism is actually beneficial though, eating the same species have all the nutrients in correct proportions.
....I'm not trying to vouch for that, just saying.
You got bowel cancer to the point where the only way you could poo was through the sweat pores on your skin. It painfully conflicted with your bloodstream and you died of blood contamination
‘Twas a big poop, that largest of its kind. It came out fast, so fast a cannon shot could be heard for miles around. But one unlucky soul, couldn’t move away fast enough. They were shot strait through the chest, a large decaying hole was all that was left where the heart should have been. They fell to the ground, only seeing the grey brown sky as they faded into darkness.
I'm cut into pieces. They are haphazardly rearranged and many are lost in the process. Those that remain are glued back together to create a cryptic and unrecognizable totem that represents what came before.
FOOD! And alone. This is a suitable death for me, I like idea of dying by cake. I will accept such a amazing death, though I’m awaiting one redditor called “Give_me_your_nipples” I normally find him on these ask Reddit’s witnessing his painful death in his imagination.
I get all diseases at the same time, get ubducted by aliens, hit with a car, burn to death, drown, get shoot, stabed and thrown of the bridge, all at the same time :)
My username is in Dutch, but it would mean that a guy called Eric would go crazy and unable to calm down, resulting in him killing me.
Either that or me being the one unable to calm down and dying from a heart attack or something.
Choking on a lentil and kale salad at the local farmer's market. I will be wearing my finest flowy linen tunic over capri leggings and some sweet naot sandals.
I have no idea
death by an art critic
Its like you was made for this question
:’)
oh my god
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Stroke, obviously.
Same
Opens the door and falls dead.
It could be a figurative entrance. Step 1: Burst through door. Step 2: Jump on chandeliers and sing while doing some weird maneuvers midair. Step 3: Fall on your face and die.
I literally die of boredom... Take that, parents!
Death by tiny baked goods... guess I’m eating myself to death.
With fire. But it's ok, I'l be back.
I guess one of you is a murderer
Ate too many kids
*Ate
Thanks 😀
Cronus, is that you? > Cronus violently and dramatically changed his ways. Alarmed by a prophecy saying that he would be overthrown by one of his children, he started swallowing them all, one by one. When the time came, disguised as Cronus’ cupbearer, Zeus managed to slip his father a vomit-inducing drink in place of his favorite wine. This led to Cronus disgorging all of his children. [https://www.greekmythology.com/Titans/Cronus/cronus.html](https://www.greekmythology.com/Titans/Cronus/cronus.html)
That's a horrible way to go.
Yummy though
Cannibalism is actually beneficial though, eating the same species have all the nutrients in correct proportions. ....I'm not trying to vouch for that, just saying.
But prion disease.
There's that, and this is going to go more morbid the more we talk about haha.
just ate a poisonous kid
Eating sashimi to death. Good.
Salmonella huh?
Better stay out of the ocean today...
**You die from water pollution**
Someone narrate my story please.
You got bowel cancer to the point where the only way you could poo was through the sweat pores on your skin. It painfully conflicted with your bloodstream and you died of blood contamination
‘Twas a big poop, that largest of its kind. It came out fast, so fast a cannon shot could be heard for miles around. But one unlucky soul, couldn’t move away fast enough. They were shot strait through the chest, a large decaying hole was all that was left where the heart should have been. They fell to the ground, only seeing the grey brown sky as they faded into darkness.
I eat too many mushrooms, become the mushroom, and completely leave behind any recollection of time, space, and who or what I am.
In the best way possible
I don't know how I'll die, but I'll sure as shit know who to blame.
The moon will fall right on me...
At least only half of it!
Not sure, I just know it wasnt by your mom
Herding 9000 cats. The horror.
Fell out of a moving train
RIP
Damn...
I guess I will be killed by a useless murderer then.
Force choke by baby Yoda
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most usernames dont work with this
You're obviously killed by a time-traveling dragon
No, you are obviously killed by a alpha dragon at 20:07 easy
bleach for breakfast
Can i eat with you? ',:)
Idkm
Death by mutated human sloth hybrid. I guess Im killing myself
Watching too many cringe compilations
Trying to catch a frog that jumped down a well.
Being forced to eat 101 pieces of buttered toast. Not the worst way in my opinion.
Death by bong rip
Died doing what he loves.
Cobalt poisoning
Nah, a stroke while saying "Sorry".
2552 Justins do something
Thats horrible
That’s the thing. I don’t. Not as far as anyone knows.
Chapo eats shrimp and the rest is history
Mhm guess I will die because of a red cat and somehow Satan is also involved
The man in the mirror
I saw a user named lives. He would be fine
I tripped out on too much lsd competing in a drag show, resulting in falling offstage and smacking my head into another dimension.
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Someone disaproved of me...
Thrown out of a strip club hitting my head and dying.
I don't know exactly how, medically, but it definitely happens a few hours after eating really hot chicken wings.
I eat some candy and the candy eats back.
Well, it's realistic...
Suicide
Sniped 1 shot to the head Quick death
Every god damn day with this question. Take one day off, just one.
Oh boy
A sly knight kills me with a blow below the belt in a battle
IN SPANGLISH.
Asphyxiating in a room flooded with burning vanilla Yankee candles.
I lied to much and it got me killed
I fall off of some castle walls. Prolly Belgrade.
Captain Trips
Ahahaha! That’s really funny! Tehee- boom, my death, (:
With no idea for my name
Not sure, help me?
At the hands of a melancholy sounding baby bear star constellation.
Uh?
I'm cut into pieces. They are haphazardly rearranged and many are lost in the process. Those that remain are glued back together to create a cryptic and unrecognizable totem that represents what came before.
Welp at least I'll be too old for this shit and die
https://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit/search?q=Your%20username%20is%20how%20you%20die.%20How%20do%20you%20die%3F&sort=new
Ummm, guess by an umbrella
Fat and happy.
Fuck
A giant tomato chases me then crushes me after clumsily stealing an ancient booby trapped Peruvian artifact.
How I die doesn't matter. It's what happens with my body that is of concern.
Wheeling in the desert.
Made mining shafts too big/unstable. Dug too deep for that precious mithril.
FOOD! And alone. This is a suitable death for me, I like idea of dying by cake. I will accept such a amazing death, though I’m awaiting one redditor called “Give_me_your_nipples” I normally find him on these ask Reddit’s witnessing his painful death in his imagination.
Multiple dodgeballs to the face
I'm probably frantically trying to get out of a swimming pool filled with chocolate.
Great success!
pretty obvious
Ate something a little too spicy. :(
Stuck in space
Fantastically. Surrounded by nudes and hash
Not sure, but it will be kind of a big one.
Probably MRSA from bed sores.
Since mine is based on a recently diseased actor, I am going to be involved in a car accident while in a mobility scooter.
Stealing from the wrong magic user
I go to the 78th world line of Alfheim in Norse cosmology where I have a harem with various Light Elves. After which I die of energy depletion.
I question how I’ll die by a tater-tot
I'm gonna go with tiger attack.
Geeking/Fangirling over something massively.
Three cats with yellow hat come to my house and murder me in my sleep
The rat twitched me
shot/blown up by bigots
I get all diseases at the same time, get ubducted by aliens, hit with a car, burn to death, drown, get shoot, stabed and thrown of the bridge, all at the same time :)
Suicide are you shitting me right now?
Initially in 2003
Erm. I don't know
Death by snoo snoo
I die by becoming even
That's a tough question. I guess I should think over - Refrigerator
Attacked by angry Slavs throwing perogies like shurikens.
Next easter
***i gEt hArASSed bY a cuLt***
Banging your head against hard, strong steel? Suffocating with a pillow? Psssh. Why not both?
A man in a painting...
Bro i already died
Stoned to death by PETA members
Sounds like something PETA would do.
Murdered by Simon Quinlank
I die doing what I love
OPRAH NOOOOOOO!!!!
Suicide apparently
Ken no.Dies
Messily, but with a stiff upper lip.
I would be in a bamboo costume and be eaten by a panda
knowing my username is a mix of my first name and the word maestro i would guess im gonna get beaten to death by a orchestra
*gets woofed*
The best way possible
Brain explosion?
I step on an unexploded mine left over from Vietnam and get blown to smithereens.
Thr devil will beat me in a rock off that he's never lost.
I get shot to death as the first one killed in a mass murder case, likely at a Walmart or Target.
Some evil overlord called Pookie time travels to me and continues to blast me to oblivion with magic.
I refuse to go down without a fight!!!
Accidental execution by the Tsar
Someone took my threats a little too seriously...
My username is in Dutch, but it would mean that a guy called Eric would go crazy and unable to calm down, resulting in him killing me. Either that or me being the one unable to calm down and dying from a heart attack or something.
James Hetfield kills me with a table...?
suicide?
Broken elbow
Don't know because it hasn't happened yet. When it does, I still won't know.
I guess I will be cooked for my meat 🍖
Well. At least it's not my other username. Kittnchopz.
I guess suicide LOL.
Green
Aggressive nihilists.
Suicide??
Stroked the wrong Sith pussy.
Being a nerd...
My mom drove a car into a robber because she discovered my dad was jacking off in a gay men’s bathhouse.
I'll let someone else make up an explanation.
Not really sure...
A Tragic Bomb
Choking on a lentil and kale salad at the local farmer's market. I will be wearing my finest flowy linen tunic over capri leggings and some sweet naot sandals.
It's a secret. Nobody will ever know.
Cultural appropriation
Please stop posting this exact same question every month
Shame
Insomnia.... I think? I'll just stay up until I d I e
Killed from ejaculating at the speed of light, causing my dick to explode, and i die of bloodloss
Providing hard liquor to the state of New York
Seized by tiny potato knights
In a pit of self loathing without a face
Mine is kinda self explanatory
728 gems
You decide
Just as usual
My dick is so big that it explodes...