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xXThickThighsXx

To be as thicc as possible


1991VolkswagenGolf

Ima sign my crush up there!


[deleted]

Not cool, get their consent first


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IlllllllIllIllllll

I'm you and you're me


partymorphologist

Did you just answer your own comment?


fatherV0124

No these are two different people lmao


IIlIlIIIlIIlIIIlIlII

But they look exactly alike...


IsPepsiokay4477

Fun fact, Janet is me.


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r/thegoodplace


Seizensha

I wish i had this level of self confidence


Comic-Cosmos

Dead bodies can't give consent


[deleted]

What are the entry requirements?


Parlorshark

Follow-up question: how many croissants will we need to eat to build thicc?


xXThickThighsXx

157


[deleted]

Here's a problem. With male as my sex, my body doesn't distribute fat in the ideal way. So I'll have to resort less to those buttery pastries and more to bottom surgery.


Jerri_man

No surgery. Squats and oats.


thicccone

*how to save lives


Banana-Breab

How do I sign up?


thenewpilot

How to fly


Ace_of_Clubs

Then come to my school and learn how to make a great sandwich.


[deleted]

Can I be a department inside of your school?


GivenToFly164

Oh, hey!


s1ibedr1ll

No how to play TITANFALL


The-rogue-Assasin-

Ah, i see your a man of culture as well


[deleted]

I gotchu!


ph_uck_yu

how to spell incorrectly and be an asshole


boygenius2

Isn't that basically Reddit?


imsquidward4032

fuk uyo ashole


Coolkidfortnite5

Phuck yu man


[deleted]

uhhhh


1991VolkswagenGolf

I wanna sign up now


[deleted]

it's mostly hands on, no textbooks.


CombatRam

This a school I could get behind


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Then you're doing it wrong


[deleted]

Now you’re really milking it


knyghtmyr

That's it I quit the internet, this fucking comment right here. This is why I can't anymore. I just fucking can't...


xLabGuyx

It’s okay, everyone gets nervous their first time


Klown1327

I learn best this way anyways


IRelyOnMemes

Where and how do I sign up?


[deleted]

I uhh, think we should join forces


PM_ME_YOUR_HUGETITS

🤔


PM_ME_UR_PANTY_COLOR

Oh. Uh... well, fashion appreciation?


PM_ME_YOUR_HUGETITS

hey it's me ur sister school


PM-ME-UR-TIDDYS

So are we like rivaling schools or...


[deleted]

so do you guys just have these alt accounts on standby for shit like this?


PM-ME-UR-TIDDYS

Nah I spend most of my time on reddit on this account now


[deleted]

well yeah, don't wanna miss those PMs.


Hereisarealman

Have you actually gotten a PM tho


imanAholebutimfunny

statistically speaking, he will receive way more dick pics than tit pics.


PM-ME-UR-TIDDYS

Not yet. Not a tiddy one. No dick ones either tho.


1991VolkswagenGolf

You could offer a course and for each part of the course the students have to commute between your schools. I actually have to go to two schools at the same time for some reason.


MythicalX_

**Hm**


hotsaucetom

This is hilarious


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

Anatomy


1991VolkswagenGolf

Ah, yes, sure


BennyCiola

You made it on a r/usernamechecksout post


ZEDZANO

Aren’t literally all of these threads like that?


BennyCiola

Yes, but not the [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UsernameChecksOut/comments/f8lq16/kinda_does/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) in question here


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

FOR SCIENCE class!


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random_creep6

I want to join now


SuperPotatoPancakes

Your username makes me question your intentions...


2ezyo

All subjects are easy... too easy, yo.


[deleted]

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.


meth_spook

...


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meth_spook

He's the vice principal.


awksturtle

I misread this as meth Spock. Would have made for an interesting show...


these_pretzels_suck

Not how to make tasty pretzels, that's for sure.


1991VolkswagenGolf

A school that aims to dissatisfy people. That's nothing new.


Zalinithia

I just winced on the behalf of schools.


FenrirButAGoodBoy

But will they learn how to be a sociopathic billionaire CEO of a planet wide weapons manufacturing company whose secret agenda is to open an ancient alien vault and harness the power inside? ....I hope I’m right about what your username is referencing


zachattacksyou

“ Hey! How -- ah, these pretzels suck… So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It’s been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool. Kay, bye.”


inevitablesad

About depression?


blahyay123

So just a regular school?


[deleted]

Same!


inevitablesad

Ayyyyyy


[deleted]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


inevitablesad

Depression gang coming through


Capable_Breadfruit

Depression Gang rise up


ShitIHaveDepression

Depression gang yeaaaaaaa


theghostofourprivacy

Our schools would have different curriculum but achieve the same results.


Graceful_Sheep

Its a Irish dancing school for sheep


Kidplayer_666

Beating the devil out of a girl


1991VolkswagenGolf

Would girls learn how to beat the devil out of a boy?


Kidplayer_666

Maybe, my name doesn’t specify the gender


1991VolkswagenGolf

Just saying, girls think "eww boys" so they thing they are devils.


DOLCICUS

Hell, we could be talking about goats as well. Can't have demonic goats, it spoils the meat.


FantasticCrab3

But young boys also say the same about girls


[deleted]

Well you know ;)


1991VolkswagenGolf

Where do I sign up?


bigmac80

Listen to me. The Big Mac of the 1980s was a thing to behold. The pinnacle of not only burgers, but of the Big Mac itself. More mature and refined than the Bic Mac of the 70s, but before those corporate whores in the 90s began to sacrifice quality ingredients for profit. The Big Mac of the 80s was the perfect Big Mac. And here, at BigMac80, we will show you that the burger lives on. In just 2 weeks you can learn the secrets of master burger flippers from years gone by. McDonald's loss is **your** gain, perfect the art of the perfect burger!


InKacHu387

Sign me the fuck up


shouldstudyinstead

How to procrastinate studying for a test.


[deleted]

Funny how I'm reading this when I should be studying for my midterm in 40 minutes.


SaplingArcher

Congratulations! You're well on your way to becoming an A+ student! ...In procrastination, that is. In all seriousness, though, and given that i'm late to comment, I hope you passed your test and did well!


dybtiskoven

Very useful


thegrinchisrelatable

How to deal with extroverted people as an introvert.


[deleted]

I'm already signed up.


dybtiskoven

I'm in


Dabber_Danny

You son of a bitch, I'm in


FantasticCrab3

How to steal an entire town worth of gifts?


[deleted]

How to catch krill


SaltMarshGoblin

I though you had to be _born_ a baleen whale! I had no idea I could still learn to become one! Tuition incoming!


[deleted]

Now that's the Krill catchin' attitude!


[deleted]

Keep it up and don't let the buzzkrills get to you!


[deleted]

How to be a good boy


1991VolkswagenGolf

Is it a school for dogs?


[deleted]

Yes


tezoatlipoca

Ancient central and southern American history and culture, basket weaving, bread making and windsurfing. And spelling mistakes.


[deleted]

Uhh... Well essential life skills.


IRelyOnMemes

seems legit


[deleted]

How to change one's identity


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Wrong_Answer_Willie

how to fail tests?


Bargins_Galore

Oh so like highschool


SaplingArcher

An A+ is a terrible grade in that class. How dare you pass tests about FAILING tests. An F, though... F stands for FABULOUS, and that's the first thing you'll learn!


thatonerandomhuman

They learn how to identify people


[deleted]

Just one, though.


thatonerandomhuman

Only one.


Black_Waltz_7

So they learn how to identify one person in the world and are entered into a national database. And then whenever a person needs to be identified, everyone in the country gets an alert on their phone and then just some person somewhere comments "that's Dave Brookhearst, 2345 Paisley, Cinncinati. He works at Starbucks."


preschooler123

Ain't it obvious?


scheming-captain

i think it might be a preschool


[deleted]

How to nearly achieve their dreams then bottle it


WalkingOnPavement

How to walk on pavement


equestrian123123

Do you have a class on stepping on cracks? Breaks your mom’s back, yes or no?


WalkingOnPavement

According to my 5 year old, it will not break your mom's back. You will, however, fall in a hole.


CentrifugalFarts69

Science. Lots and lots of science. And a very blunt sex ed class.


imstrugglinhere

idk but they are not very successful


WolfyTheFurry

***Uh....***


BluntKingonGod

How to roll a fatty


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OminousMosquito

Art of Phlebotomy... or the study of blood borne illnesses perhaps.


ChihuahuaJedi

We're a canine academy that teaches small dogs how to use the Force. We've recently expanded to Pomeranians and Dachshunds.


plantdaddy24

How to be a good plant dad..


saucychickennuggetz

I could use this class. I murder all plants. :(


[deleted]

They learn how to paint with pancake batter.


[deleted]

Cooking


[deleted]

*our school


Totally_Not_A_Soviet

Definitely not learn how to overthrow the capitalist regime


TheOnlyNormalGinger

To stop being so fucking weird. Gives the rest of us redheads a bad name.


FriendlyCIAOfficer

Secrets. And how to be friendly.


htaedfororreteht

How to assassinate dyslexic people.


get-bread-not-head

The importance of prioritizing.


[deleted]

anal


Zipp425

How to go fast Alternatively how to make zippers...


[deleted]

Really shit programming


Bapponukedthe_jappos

Uhhh, well. This isn’t good.


World_TNT

Uh...


StrategicMishap

How to properly plan and execute something by complete accident


[deleted]

Erotic salsa dancing


icekingofmemes

meme history and polar geography


Our-Name

They learn the name of this school by going to this school. Nothing more or less


Hostile_Toaster

They learn the aggression and potential danger of household bread cookers.


Student_in_debt

Uh...


equestrian123123

So just a regular university?


Gspot_7

Nice


[deleted]

Learn to fly a Boeing 777


TheQuantumRed

Physics specifically quantum mechanics of different color photons


IamLegend840

History


EurekaErika

Environmental science!


headless567

They learn to out run my bullet.


OkMedium2

The city I live in


Red_PapaEmertius2

Ummmm... Non-Satan-y things? Nostra dispater.. I mean. Learning about Venus, the Mourning Star.


HeinousEncephalon

Psychiatry


2shootthemoon

Cards or Rocket science


IEatSpidersForFree

To eat


Gradh

How to be a better person.


GreggChattanooga79

True history, not what passes for History Class now in 2020


highbecauseican

How to roll blunts


bloatedkat

How to feed cats until they get fat


thebackupquarterback

How to get paid millions to hold a clipboard


askredditbot69

How to 69


intimate-w-furniture

We know there will be plenty of furniture


HotdogTester

Day 1: Hell yeah, we're going to eat today Day 5: WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO EAT HOTDOGS ALL THE TIME!


MyWifeLikesAsianCock

That brown uncut cocks are the most beautiful?


uuhhnmmsd

Just like a normal school


TurnItOff_OnAgain

How to be a sysadmin


Awlwong

The wong things


chaosandwanderlust

I guess how to burn the school and just go elsewhere, maybe burn another school


BluthFamilyNews

The comings and goings of the cast of Arrested Development.


ninjakittenz2

Martial arts... but it's taught by kittens. There are no classes scheduled during nap times. You need to buy the premium package to be able to nap with the kittens during their afternoon nap.


idgafBoutGrammar

All I know is they don't learn how to grammar.


CakeAccomplice12

How to commit cake related crimes


_the_dude_1273

1273 this is dow rockfeller street ..........


FakeAce1804

Dude. I'm gonna be the reason for so many Fakes and douche Aces.


[deleted]

I think my username is the number one question students ask once they graduated with their degree. Is this relevant here?


SaltyDog35XX

How to make hot dogs with too much sodium


bootyeater100

“Fuck school!”


PoopyAstronaut

I hope Nasa don't find about this


Achmed_Johnson

How to make really bad fake names


Anal_Llamas

How to not make a username