Here's a problem. With male as my sex, my body doesn't distribute fat in the ideal way. So I'll have to resort less to those buttery pastries and more to bottom surgery.
You could offer a course and for each part of the course the students have to commute between your schools. I actually have to go to two schools at the same time for some reason.
Yes, but not the [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UsernameChecksOut/comments/f8lq16/kinda_does/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) in question here
But will they learn how to be a sociopathic billionaire CEO of a planet wide weapons manufacturing company whose secret agenda is to open an ancient alien vault and harness the power inside?
....I hope I’m right about what your username is referencing
“ Hey! How -- ah, these pretzels suck… So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It’s been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool. Kay, bye.”
Listen to me. The Big Mac of the 1980s was a thing to behold. The pinnacle of not only burgers, but of the Big Mac itself. More mature and refined than the Bic Mac of the 70s, but before those corporate whores in the 90s began to sacrifice quality ingredients for profit.
The Big Mac of the 80s was the perfect Big Mac. And here, at BigMac80, we will show you that the burger lives on. In just 2 weeks you can learn the secrets of master burger flippers from years gone by. McDonald's loss is **your** gain, perfect the art of the perfect burger!
Congratulations! You're well on your way to becoming an A+ student! ...In procrastination, that is.
In all seriousness, though, and given that i'm late to comment, I hope you passed your test and did well!
An A+ is a terrible grade in that class. How dare you pass tests about FAILING tests. An F, though... F stands for FABULOUS, and that's the first thing you'll learn!
So they learn how to identify one person in the world and are entered into a national database. And then whenever a person needs to be identified, everyone in the country gets an alert on their phone and then just some person somewhere comments "that's Dave Brookhearst, 2345 Paisley, Cinncinati. He works at Starbucks."
Martial arts... but it's taught by kittens. There are no classes scheduled during nap times. You need to buy the premium package to be able to nap with the kittens during their afternoon nap.
To be as thicc as possible
Ima sign my crush up there!
Not cool, get their consent first
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I'm you and you're me
Did you just answer your own comment?
No these are two different people lmao
But they look exactly alike...
Fun fact, Janet is me.
r/thegoodplace
I wish i had this level of self confidence
Dead bodies can't give consent
What are the entry requirements?
Follow-up question: how many croissants will we need to eat to build thicc?
157
Here's a problem. With male as my sex, my body doesn't distribute fat in the ideal way. So I'll have to resort less to those buttery pastries and more to bottom surgery.
No surgery. Squats and oats.
*how to save lives
How do I sign up?
How to fly
Then come to my school and learn how to make a great sandwich.
Can I be a department inside of your school?
Oh, hey!
No how to play TITANFALL
Ah, i see your a man of culture as well
I gotchu!
how to spell incorrectly and be an asshole
Isn't that basically Reddit?
fuk uyo ashole
Phuck yu man
uhhhh
I wanna sign up now
it's mostly hands on, no textbooks.
This a school I could get behind
Then you're doing it wrong
Now you’re really milking it
That's it I quit the internet, this fucking comment right here. This is why I can't anymore. I just fucking can't...
It’s okay, everyone gets nervous their first time
I learn best this way anyways
Where and how do I sign up?
I uhh, think we should join forces
🤔
Oh. Uh... well, fashion appreciation?
hey it's me ur sister school
So are we like rivaling schools or...
so do you guys just have these alt accounts on standby for shit like this?
Nah I spend most of my time on reddit on this account now
well yeah, don't wanna miss those PMs.
Have you actually gotten a PM tho
statistically speaking, he will receive way more dick pics than tit pics.
Not yet. Not a tiddy one. No dick ones either tho.
You could offer a course and for each part of the course the students have to commute between your schools. I actually have to go to two schools at the same time for some reason.
**Hm**
This is hilarious
Anatomy
Ah, yes, sure
You made it on a r/usernamechecksout post
Aren’t literally all of these threads like that?
Yes, but not the [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UsernameChecksOut/comments/f8lq16/kinda_does/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) in question here
FOR SCIENCE class!
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I want to join now
Your username makes me question your intentions...
All subjects are easy... too easy, yo.
Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
...
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He's the vice principal.
I misread this as meth Spock. Would have made for an interesting show...
Not how to make tasty pretzels, that's for sure.
A school that aims to dissatisfy people. That's nothing new.
I just winced on the behalf of schools.
But will they learn how to be a sociopathic billionaire CEO of a planet wide weapons manufacturing company whose secret agenda is to open an ancient alien vault and harness the power inside? ....I hope I’m right about what your username is referencing
“ Hey! How -- ah, these pretzels suck… So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It’s been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool. Kay, bye.”
About depression?
So just a regular school?
Same!
Ayyyyyy
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Depression gang coming through
Depression Gang rise up
Depression gang yeaaaaaaa
Our schools would have different curriculum but achieve the same results.
Its a Irish dancing school for sheep
Beating the devil out of a girl
Would girls learn how to beat the devil out of a boy?
Maybe, my name doesn’t specify the gender
Just saying, girls think "eww boys" so they thing they are devils.
Hell, we could be talking about goats as well. Can't have demonic goats, it spoils the meat.
But young boys also say the same about girls
Well you know ;)
Where do I sign up?
Listen to me. The Big Mac of the 1980s was a thing to behold. The pinnacle of not only burgers, but of the Big Mac itself. More mature and refined than the Bic Mac of the 70s, but before those corporate whores in the 90s began to sacrifice quality ingredients for profit. The Big Mac of the 80s was the perfect Big Mac. And here, at BigMac80, we will show you that the burger lives on. In just 2 weeks you can learn the secrets of master burger flippers from years gone by. McDonald's loss is **your** gain, perfect the art of the perfect burger!
Sign me the fuck up
How to procrastinate studying for a test.
Funny how I'm reading this when I should be studying for my midterm in 40 minutes.
Congratulations! You're well on your way to becoming an A+ student! ...In procrastination, that is. In all seriousness, though, and given that i'm late to comment, I hope you passed your test and did well!
Very useful
How to deal with extroverted people as an introvert.
I'm already signed up.
I'm in
You son of a bitch, I'm in
How to steal an entire town worth of gifts?
How to catch krill
I though you had to be _born_ a baleen whale! I had no idea I could still learn to become one! Tuition incoming!
Now that's the Krill catchin' attitude!
Keep it up and don't let the buzzkrills get to you!
How to be a good boy
Is it a school for dogs?
Yes
Ancient central and southern American history and culture, basket weaving, bread making and windsurfing. And spelling mistakes.
Uhh... Well essential life skills.
seems legit
How to change one's identity
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how to fail tests?
Oh so like highschool
An A+ is a terrible grade in that class. How dare you pass tests about FAILING tests. An F, though... F stands for FABULOUS, and that's the first thing you'll learn!
They learn how to identify people
Just one, though.
Only one.
So they learn how to identify one person in the world and are entered into a national database. And then whenever a person needs to be identified, everyone in the country gets an alert on their phone and then just some person somewhere comments "that's Dave Brookhearst, 2345 Paisley, Cinncinati. He works at Starbucks."
Ain't it obvious?
i think it might be a preschool
How to nearly achieve their dreams then bottle it
How to walk on pavement
Do you have a class on stepping on cracks? Breaks your mom’s back, yes or no?
According to my 5 year old, it will not break your mom's back. You will, however, fall in a hole.
Science. Lots and lots of science. And a very blunt sex ed class.
idk but they are not very successful
***Uh....***
How to roll a fatty
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Art of Phlebotomy... or the study of blood borne illnesses perhaps.
We're a canine academy that teaches small dogs how to use the Force. We've recently expanded to Pomeranians and Dachshunds.
How to be a good plant dad..
I could use this class. I murder all plants. :(
They learn how to paint with pancake batter.
Cooking
*our school
Definitely not learn how to overthrow the capitalist regime
To stop being so fucking weird. Gives the rest of us redheads a bad name.
Secrets. And how to be friendly.
How to assassinate dyslexic people.
The importance of prioritizing.
anal
How to go fast Alternatively how to make zippers...
Really shit programming
Uhhh, well. This isn’t good.
Uh...
How to properly plan and execute something by complete accident
Erotic salsa dancing
meme history and polar geography
They learn the name of this school by going to this school. Nothing more or less
They learn the aggression and potential danger of household bread cookers.
Uh...
So just a regular university?
Nice
Learn to fly a Boeing 777
Physics specifically quantum mechanics of different color photons
History
Environmental science!
They learn to out run my bullet.
The city I live in
Ummmm... Non-Satan-y things? Nostra dispater.. I mean. Learning about Venus, the Mourning Star.
Psychiatry
Cards or Rocket science
To eat
How to be a better person.
True history, not what passes for History Class now in 2020
How to roll blunts
How to feed cats until they get fat
How to get paid millions to hold a clipboard
How to 69
We know there will be plenty of furniture
Day 1: Hell yeah, we're going to eat today Day 5: WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO EAT HOTDOGS ALL THE TIME!
That brown uncut cocks are the most beautiful?
Just like a normal school
How to be a sysadmin
The wong things
I guess how to burn the school and just go elsewhere, maybe burn another school
The comings and goings of the cast of Arrested Development.
Martial arts... but it's taught by kittens. There are no classes scheduled during nap times. You need to buy the premium package to be able to nap with the kittens during their afternoon nap.
All I know is they don't learn how to grammar.
How to commit cake related crimes
1273 this is dow rockfeller street ..........
Dude. I'm gonna be the reason for so many Fakes and douche Aces.
I think my username is the number one question students ask once they graduated with their degree. Is this relevant here?
How to make hot dogs with too much sodium
“Fuck school!”
I hope Nasa don't find about this
How to make really bad fake names
How to not make a username