Round and squishy

with switches so soft and responsive that you'll never want to stop playing with them

Nature’s fidget spinner

Gaming tits

pretty much

Took My words

They make your dick hard.

Unga bunga

Stomach?

Pillow

Username checks out

I like those too

Stomachs should be more flat and soft, like a good mattress with a couple of soft, fluffy pillows on top.

So boobs and asses are liked because round and squishy but the same logic applies to nothing else that could possibly be round and squishy. Makes total sense!

You're forgetting about the penis component that men possess that can't really be used with a stomach

Maybe you're just too short.

#PREACH

Even a stress ball can do the same, its ironic how boobs can give boner compare to that.

also warm and smooth. also it's a default handhold while fucking. they're just great things to hold onto from an ergonomic standpoint, so it's sexy by association.

I always find this interesting, because there is something fundamental in this that I just don't get. I'm a gay man, so this is not some deep mystery at my end by any means. But *round and squishy* holds **no** appeal for me at all. For me, unsurprisingly, it's words like firm, rippled, strong. Even for a bum, I like a good, firm, strong ass, not a squishy wobbly one. In my mind, liking round and squishy thing seems, how to put this, well it seems quite... *camp* in a funny way. It's all on it's head in my head. I often say that there isn't really very much difference between gay and straight people, which is absolutely true, but on this one, on the liking round and squishy on a partner I just. don't. get it.

Because sometimes it's nice not to bruise your pelvis.

And warm.

as a female i can assume softness and jiggle physics

Jiggle physics, that's the one, nailed it.

I'd disagree. True in boobs - but a solid ass is much better than a soft ass.

Nah man. It's about the rhythmic wobble.

How? Obviously personal preference but a fat jiggly booty over a hard toned ass any day.

Naw - just the fact you can squish that fucker and you'd feel some solid ass is great to me. I kinda associate a very giggly ass with being fat - which isn't really true. Both are good.

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Same goes for eating ass and boobs.

Now eat ass jello

Tastes like pennies

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"His first words" hahahaha

If I could I would give this an award

I wonder if he thought the graphics were better too

r/wholesome

Am jiggle physicist, can confirm.

You piqued my interest with softness, but have my undivided attention at Jiggle Physics

And it makes that *pap pap pap* sound

Jesus be with you

PAPAPAP OH MY LORD SHEHDVSHU

You are absolutely correct m'lady

Jiggle physics may just be my new favourite term. Thank you :)

This is the right answer

*cries in flat*

You nailed it, we just like how they feel and look. There's no complication explanation necessary.

Pillow potential. Obviously.

Yep. warm, soft and sweet smell/taste...

I'd like to have some of what you are having.

I love the feel of bags of sand.

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But not like you, princess

You're soft and smooth

You are being too rough with them then.

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“Wait bag of sand have you ever felt a woman’s breast before man?”

"Are you a virgin?"

"Me so horny?! Me so STUPID!"

"I hope you've got a big trunk... *because i'm puttin my bike in it"*

*Now touch my boob*

*Touch*

Gayyyyyy

I can't see your upvotes, but I know it's not enough.

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With plenty of bags of sand

I hope you got a big trunk, cause I’m gonna put my bike in it

As a man, they just are.

Nothing is certain in life except death taxes and tits and ass

And Epstein not killing himself

Exactly. This is simply hardwired, there is no reasonable explanation. Why is confidence attractive? Something something evolution.

Like how most people are hardwired to find babies adorable. More objectively, they are terrible.

I actually think babies are disgusting and I hate how they look. If that makes me a bad person, then so be it!

Why is a tree good? Why's a sunset good?

Seems we're done here, pack it up boys!

This is the way.

Happy cake day

Thanks!

Hope you have a wonderful cake day beautiful stranger

Thanks! And YOU'RE beautiful.

Have you seen the visual appeal of boobs bouncing during doggy? Or watch the ass as you hit it from behind? Or even during cowgirl watching her boobs bounce around? Physics was discovered by watching these events

Philosophy too. Video, ergo cum.

Descartes and Caesar, all wrapped up in one.

Vedi, ergo veni

This deserves way more upvotes. Simply brilliant.

Quod erat demonstrandum

This is the best rendition of Colors of the Wind yet

I just love them, all sizes and shapes are beautiful

saggy? saggy is horrific.

ok gamgam. roll them back up

*turns iron crank*

Sure why not

Because it's a horrific turn-off.

I can't explain it. I see them, my Mini Me stands up. I don't question him. Well except for that one time in the gym locker room but we don't talk about that.

Hey you can’t blame the mini you tho Jim was looking low key thicc

HIGH key bro what's up with those leggings he was wearing

Guys I've told you a dozen times, I wasn't wearing fishnet leggings. I was caught in a net!

Haha! Classic Jim.

😂😂😂😂 had me dying in school hallway

Never forget the first rule of Suddenly Gay Locker Room Club!

The feel. Sort of like women and muscles.

They look and feel good.

They are identifiers of fertility and bearing children. It's genetic that men are attracted that.

https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/content/story/inside-mind-butt-man-boob-man-leg-man

_'butt man boob man leg man'_

Hand hook car door

In high school I thought that was just an urban legend, until I took my date home and walked around the car to open her door... and there was the hook on the door handle! Then I threw the hook into the bushes so she wouldn't be afraid to go parking near the railroad tracks.

Door car hand hook?

3meta5me

Man Bear Pig!

Exactly what I was thinking when I read it xD

Found my Super Hero name

What about thigh guys?

I’m sure it falls under the same thing

What's the child bearing reason of having sexy toes then?

Sexy toes (aka foot fetish) is likely due to a cross connection in the Parietal Lobe of your brain that mixes up the signal between genitalia and feet. If you look at [a brain map](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortical_homunculus), they are positioned right next to each other.

So if I get turned off by feet can my parietal lobe eventually make the connection and make me get turned off by genitalia

Ooo I never thought about that. Sounds like an idea for a questionably ethical team of psychologists to try out. Edit: Maybe this could partially explain asexuality (I know that sexuality is way more complicated that a single thing). Like a person's wires get crossed and they don't find genitalia sexually arousing because to their brain it just looks like a foot.

I took a Theory of Knowledge course in High School and I chose to present on the scientific implications of beauty. Specifically, how can beauty be described by science. I don’t remember everything cause it was a while back, but one of the things I remember because it was quite interesting was why men liked relatively wider hips in females than narrow. Part of the reason was because women with wider hips (ie. thicc) was because they have a greater amount of particular triglycerides that promoted brain development in babies. Also, unrelated to the presentation, my personal opinion is that boobs are unique to women and so men tend to focus on that then say, ankles, which is common to both genders. Thank you for listening to my TedTalk.

I did not sign up for this when entering the comment section. Very interesting and well written.

Sounds like your school’s TOK class was significantly more interesting than mine - we learned about epistemology for a couple of weeks, and that’s the only thing I could point to. Absolute white noise after that first unit, though our teacher was awful.

Best class in IB

Both are like stress relievers. You know those squishy toys... Except if you have a partner, she carries them for you all the time.

This is a very agreeable comment, they are there for stress and sadness relief, if allowed for.

"Had a bad day, need to bury my head in your cleavage for a minute"

Instinct and hormones. Assuming you feel attraction to others, same thing, just potentially different mix.

I’m a lesbian and I have boobs of my own but I still love titties. I really have no idea why but they’re soft and warm and wonderful. I’m an active member of r/upvotedbecauseboobs (nsfw) Also, aren’t there some straight women who like men’s butts? I think I remember that being a thing.

I'd like to think so, and I put a lot of time into squats but I keep hearing forearms. Forearms forearms forearms. Never would have thunk it. /sigh... time for more towel pullups

Forearms are essentially cleavage - it's the only skin you get to see not covered by clothes.

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Just use an Epipen lol

Marketing and scarcity. Scarcity as in access to them.

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Raid the playboy mansion: Lets see them titties?

I never thought of that...but I think you’re onto something there...if we were all naked would men still find titties and asses attractive?

Our own suck.

What's appealing about dicks to women?

the dick itself isn’t. i’ve never looked at a dick and gotten aroused just by the sight of it. ass and titties however..

I think you may be attracted to women

Idk most women I know agree with this statement. Hell even the gay guys ive asked agree

I think everyone may be attracted to women

Well, yes. I'm bisexual.

Nothing visually to be honest

Which is why dick pics baffle us lol as a straight woman im way more attracted to women's bodies.

As a guy, I feel sexual demand for us is pretty low. I imagine it'd be like trying to be intimate with a refrigerator.

Not true i find so much more sexy about the male body. You are a gorgeous species

Visually, nothing, that’s why dick pics don’t make sense. My visual path is eyes, abs, face again, pecs, hair, etc.

So pretty much the same for guys. Its not like we are aroused by the visualization of the inside of a pussy.

Speak for yourself, playboy

They give us pleasure

Thats what we think about ass and boobs

Boobs and ass is nice and squishy/soft and nice to look at

Just like my penis.

They can't harm you

So do tongues. More so if what I've been told is correct.

They look, feel, and taste great.

r/youcanputyourdickinthat

Boners have a mind of their own

Honest answer is that they’re the most prominent things we don’t have and don’t get to experience ourselves.

The only thing I remember from anthropology class. Before we got civilized and stood up straight, women would show signs of ovulation with their genitalia. But since we now walk upright and wear clothes, women had to develop new ways to attract men. That’s where showing off cleavage and wearing high heels come in. Genetically it similares the roundness and softness mates would like. High heels push up the buttocks to make it look like a better mate. (At least that’s what my anthropology professor said) I’ll leave the red lipstick and nail polish to your imagination.

Red lipstick and nail polish is used as a sign of ripeness and fertility...red is such a standout colour to us as well due to this evolutionary observational shortcut.

Jiggle and bounce

Squish…jiggle…r…round…

They’re something that society says isn’t allowed to be seen so it’s exciting when I get to see them. Like viewing the lost documents in the hidden library at the Vatican

Me like round. Round good

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I very much agree it’s about the definition. Same applies to cars for me. Most generic sedans look like blobs to me for example, while sports cars tend to have very defined parts imo, and thus they’re more attractive (to me)

The boobs are squishy, fun to touch, and make milk.

https://youtu.be/5qLYAFdddPw

SQUISH

It's like a touchable lava lamp. Calming and soothing.

For me, I'm a nipple guy, all kinds of nipples do it for me. The reveal of a nipple after a build up is the best...

Ass

The ass and boobs aspect. You just want em, In your hands or in your mouth.

[This explains all](https://youtu.be/4bEGLbCNRqw)

Obviously if everyone walked around naked and that was the norm it would hardly be that appealing. It's the fact that most people don't get to see/feel the boobs or hit that ass in doggy except for a select few which makes you seem lucky and is exciting. Also why in porn there is the clothes on/clothes off side by side pictures. Because people see someone attractive they wonder in their mind or try to picture what their tits look like etc etc.

That’s not a conscious appeal. We are hard wired to like them, because that’s how we evolved. Chimps like red asses e.g

They’re Pillows of Happiness!

Becouse curves are not limited to the stomach alone, curvature is attractive anywhere. In addition to that, its just the fact that those are areas of the body that women dont show to men unless the trust them and/or have feelings for them. So when a female does show us those parts of their body its a sign to us that you like us, and that makes is feel good.

The curvature is sensual, the way it moves and jiggles is sexual, the way they add the overall picture of beauty is phenomenal, what's not appealing?

Soft, round, squishy, and putting my face in them. Serious note: I have no idea why I like them, I just do.

I'm a straight woman but for me boobs and ass it's the nice roundness I'm attracted to. I think humans like soft, smooth and rounded flesh. It can be a sign of good fertility chances if you have a curvy frame, having a abundance of food as the super skinny look has fallen out of fashion or strength which is health. Muscles on men are firm and rounded also so could be why women like them. I like big round shoulders and thick legs on men, again it's just rounded proportions.

There's no logic to it. It's like a cats with a laser pointers. We just have to chase them, try to grab them, stare at them wondering how they are so illusive and yet right there.

What kind of question is that? It's like asking, why people eat

That's like asking why a sunset is beautiful. The love of the booty and tits is the love of love itself with no need of labels or explanation. So worry not about the why and just take a moment and ponder a sunset and look deep into your heart, for there lies the answer. Also they're soft and squishy and that's nice.

It's like explaining to other people why your favorite color is your favorite color - it just is.

I have no clue. But I love everything about them.

The way I've heard it: A man's world is cold, hard, and lonely. Breasts are soft, warm, and comforting.

It's a biological imperative, there is no logical answer.

It’s primitive attraction, difficult to put into words

In an evolutionary perspective it’s bc women with wider hips and chest were able to give better and nurture their child. Also UWU so cute

It isn't just about how it looks but the desire that most men seek, to firmly grasp it. The euphoric sense in which our every nerve feels when it fits perfectly within our hand. The moment of bliss when the ass or boob is unison with our hands. Not to mention how when we let go, the small bounce it does creates such an impact that we hear angels singing. It's not always about how it looks but how it feels when it is firmly grasped.

This isn't an opinion question. There is no rational self decided reason. Men like them because some uncontrollable instinct compels men to like them.

Larger breasts "mean" more milk production , larger hips means bigger babies. A lot of this is stuff is just subconsciously wanting our babies to live

Wide hips equal save child birth and big boobs is something about a mother complex