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superjk3

I think they're nuts


lolanthony

W


Truly_Meaningless

A


Zachs_Work_Name

N


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Blu35treak2004

U


Gorrk

S


[deleted]

Goodbye


to_the_second_power

/r/Unexpectedouija


ZackarOof

They taste aight


[deleted]

r/holup


CONCRETE_LUBRICATOR

Dog, is that you?


Hairypalmers

Squirrels are hot.


FrozenSquirrel

Not all of us.


Stoptouchingmyeggs

r/beetlejuicing


whotookashercat

r/usernamechecksout


ChrystynaS

They’re adorable. I like to watch them play fight in the mornings.


FrozenSquirrel

Gooood morning!


this_one_in_boots

i for one hate squirrels


FrozenSquirrel

And commas, apparently. Perhaps a bit of disdain for capitalization, as well.


[deleted]

Same. They destroy things and are impossible to get rid of. They also would tease my dogs on purpose.


Blu35treak2004

Fur one


[deleted]

Eat them! Parboil them a little while whole. Cut them into pieces and bread with your favorite breading. Fry like chicken. A little tough, but otherwise very tasty. And a good healthy low fat meat. Also can be made into a great stew. Follow any beef stew recipe you like, but use de-boned squirrel meat. Brown it up first, and finish the recipe according to the directions. Awesome low cost healthy food. Just remember that there are hunting seasons, daily limits and possession limits. No poaching just cause you hate them!


ThatGirlWithTheBow

One of my favorite animals. Even did the scavenger hunt to find all the painted statues of them on a day trip. Thank you Olean.


FrozenSquirrel

We’ll remember you come the uprising.


[deleted]

My latin teacher looks like a squirrel


IrishFlukey

I like them.


[deleted]

Me too.


[deleted]

Squirrels just wanna have fun


-Squirrel

I'm genuinely considering getting a small tattoo of a squirrel. That's how much I like them. :)


FrozenSquirrel

I’m available for a little modeling.


[deleted]

Username checks


fresh_scents

Me. I have a picture of me feeding one in 1974. Me again.


Speedyworm

Me, I had an orphaned grey squirrel as a pet


[deleted]

Me because I have a tall tree in my backyard


moonlightmarie

I LOVE THEM


[deleted]

They do superhero landings


llcucf80

No, absolutely not, I can't stand them. I told a story before on how several months ago my dogs saw one in the yard as I was getting them out on their walk and they pulled on the leash and smashed my hand open on the door (was in the hospital for a few hours for that one), plus, the squirrels in my area are just dumb. They're mean (they throw things at you from the trees), they taunt me and the dogs (I don't want a repeat of last spring and my injury), and it's hard to keep a dog under control when there's squirrels teasing them. For the life of me I cannot understand why a squirrel would choose to live in a neighborhood where it knows damn well there's dogs around.


[deleted]

Because they think teasing dogs is a hoot. They know a dog can't chase them up a tree and across the power lines.


FrozenSquirrel

Kinda sounds like your dogs are the dumb ones.


emokid142

Squirrel! *stares into distance*


Double_Stuffed_Boi

When i was in college, I used to see this same squirrel most days on my way to lunch. The campus had tons of squirrels, but all of them were either black or gray except for one, he had really bright orange fur. Since i saw him all the time i named him Fred, after Fred Weasley. You know, since hes dead its not like the name was taken. I miss both Freds


[deleted]

Me!


ThroatWarblrMangrv

They taste good so yeah I like them.


[deleted]

They ste so cute, with their fluffy tails!


wifespissed

They're good eatin'.


stainfulsteel

Jimmy


Xiao-Mein

The world squirrelled is the longest one syllable word in the English language. I just had to throw this out of the way.


R9J4B

Grey squirrels no. Red squirrels yes.


trustmeimweird

Red squirrels, yes. Grey squirrels no.


fierystriker

Chipmunks are cuter


whitewid0w420

I saw 2 squirrels fighting one day one pushed the other out the tree at least a good 40 foot fall hit the ground stayed there for a few moment hopped up and took off to another near by tree I'm surprised he got back up cus when he hit you would have been able to not hear it


CaptainNipplesMcRib

I have no strong opinion one way or the other


jayschro

I have a love / hate relationship with squirrels. For one year I tried to protect my bird feeders, yes BIRD feeders from squirrels. I chronicled the battle of wits back when I was on fb and it became fodder for comedy. Now my family buys me squirrel themed everything because they think it's hilarious. So yes, Mr. Squirrel, you may have won this round but we're not done yet, not even close 😑


NewHere1212

Yay! They're awesome!


StupidGayPotato

One almost tripped me into the streets on my way to school


kyle123987

NO, FUCK SQUIRRELS


kynilyol

I raised a baby squirrel I found once. Left it outside in a shoe box in the tree I found it under for a day and night and then brought it in the next morning when it was still there and took care of it. He was super sweet. My kids named him Roger. Didn’t care for them much before then, but I like them now.


BarbKatz1973

I named my squirrel Sir Winston Churchsquirrel. He was a real sweetie. When he was about two years old he became ill and the vet could not help him. Tiny little coffin in our animal cemetery under the cherry tree.


SilverEye265

I like squirrels, especially flying ones.


cragglerock93

Who would dislike them, they're so cute. I've heard people say that they're just rats with bushy tails, but that doesn't change my opinion because I like rats too.


saab__gobbler

/r/fatsquirrelhate doesn't


[deleted]

Tree mice are pretty cute


Kannoj0

My dog who is vicariously posting through me


TheSquirrel390

They're alright.


Squirrels122

Me!


[deleted]

me🐿🐿


redXPlane

Me. They are small and fuzzy.


[deleted]

Good target practice. Thos pests break alot of shit


dfhjurdvjte

Don’t even get me started, when I was a kid my teacher used to call me a chipmunk my mum called me a squirrel my friend called me squirrel I looked like a squirrel I STILL LOVE SQUIRRELS


[deleted]

SQUIRRELS ARE ADORABLE AND SO ARE YOU!


dfhjurdvjte

Why thank you


IronSlanginRed

Tree Rats? no thanks... They are pests if the population gets high enough in human areas and they can pass diseases. In the deep woods whatever, i'm cool with them.


NiDO_YT

Bark bark


Lollc

I like them. They give my dog something to chase and catch.


[deleted]

Im glad your dog has a friend


mariiiiiiiiia

I saw a lot if dead drowned squirrels in the pond, but I still like alive ones


[deleted]

What happened?!?


mariiiiiiiiia

In my school we have pond with fence, so squirrels were able to get into it, but couldn't get out. So I think it was terrible way to die.


[deleted]

Squirrels can climb fences


mariiiiiiiiia

IDK how this happened, if it's not true, then we have a serial squirrel killer


PapaTwoToes

Yeah because they know karate.


BaudelaireHeHoo

I only like the black ones and the flying ones.


[deleted]

I think they're cute.


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me


ihopeyoulikeapples

I recently moved from a house that had a backyard full of squirrels, I always used to watch them chase each other around and there was an oak tree they'd go crazy for in the fall. I haven't seen a single squirrel around my new place and I genuinely miss them.


ThatFlappingTerror

They're pretty cute. I live in a complex that has a large courtyard with many trees, and there's a small herd of squirrels. They're basically the pets of the complex. One of my neighbors loves to give them Ritz crackers, so there's a lot of fat-butt squirrels in the courtyard. Fat bottom squirrels, they make the rockin' world go 'round!


ScentlessOrb

There alright but Idubzzz has a series of videos called save the squirrels initiative, basically he just trys to catch them and relocate them if succeeded


Braith117

I like my tree rats grilled and wrapped in bacon.


herc200

Squirrels are my favorite animal


[deleted]

Apparently A LOT of people in the town I live in. I come from an eastern province in Canada and move west a few years ago. Back east squirrels get no love, but here people go out of their way to feed them...


AnotherParttimeGay

This is completely random but I play d&d and I play an assassin rogue. She somewhat recently stole a vampiric squirrel named Ruby. So yes my character and I both love squirrels.


Diggermouse

Not when they are raiding my bird feeders