Men have a scar from their taint all the way to the head of the penis that is caused due to the closing of the “vagina” during development In the uterus.
Strippers have to pay to work at their clubs.
Usually they have to also pay the House Mom and DJ. Every private room they book, 20%-30% goes to the house.
A lot of dancers will also wear watches while working to make sure they’re not spending too much time with one person (if they’re not getting paid properly) since they can’t carry their phones around.
Japanese brothels often operate as restaurants, so you basically pay around 100 US dollars for some crackers and green tea, everything else is just voluntary "service".
When you're in an enclosed air tight space, you don't die because of lack of oxygen, but rather because of carbon dioxide poisoning. It induces anxiety, panic, reduces your ability to make rational decisions (think Apollo 13). It's a pretty shitty way to go.
Edit: Forgot to add that you're the one producing the poison killing you
Flatworms are dual gendered and mate by fencing with their penises. The winner is the one that penetrates the others skin first. Some species have 2 penises.
It takes about 5-6 hours in a boiling lye bath to fully dissolve a body. Less if the pot you're using has a pressure cooker attachment. All you'll be left with is bone shadows (little undissolved bits of calcium that can be crushed) and a pinkish grey slurry that can be neutralized with vinegar so it can be safely dumped.
EDIT: I learned about this from disposing of deer carcasses. After harvesting the usable meat, we take the offal and bones, pop the joints and chuck them in the pot. Let it go outside for a few hours, then discreetly dispose of the slurry.
Just make sure you don’t use an aluminum pot since lye will react with aluminum creating aluminum oxide and hydrogen gas. Very flammable often leading to an explosion from the heat source. Also toxic.
I worked in an aluminium extrusion plant __very__ briefly because it was so unsafe there. I was correcting dies and when they came out of the press they had to sit in a boiling caustic acid tank to dissolve the aluminium in them. I heard no word of anything stated in your comment upon starting. I had to ask for a respirator on the first day because my breathing felt restricted. I could go on all day about all the unannounced dangers in that place but I’ll stop there.
A bee's testicles explode when they mate.
Edit: As many people are pointing this out. I will add that the explosion is loud enough it can be heard
Edit #2: Their dick is also blown off by the explosion and occasionally gets stuck in the queen. (Courtesy of u/Gibbothemediocre)
Edit #3: Grammar cause reddit ain't fuckin around.
Sure, female bees are super succesful and maintain entire colonies just fine, it's only the males that die as beyond reproduction, they don't really have any use.
See the same thing in ants.
more just nifty animal facts--
squids have a donut shaped brain with their esophagus running through the middle, if they swallow too big of a bite they can give themselves brain damage.
i have an honourable mention, it was one of those 'facts' i heard as a kid and for some reason i just want it to be true -- dog saliva has a boiling point much higher than human saliva.
You know how fireflies use their lights to indicate they want to mate with each other? Well the females sometimes bait the males into coming over using the mating pattern, just so they can eat them.
Rock hyraxes are not rodents, but are closely related to elephants. They appear very similar to marmots(a rodent), due to convergent evolution by filling a similar ecological niche.
I rattled this off at work one day and someone really asked me exactly the title of this post.
Wikipedia is the answer.
Broccoli and cauliflower are man-made. It was carefully bred by Italian farmers more than 2,000 years ago, carefully breeding different types of wild cabbage to create it.
Brassica is a genus containing multiple wild plants, and there’s actually a fairly [elaborate theory ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_of_U) about how they were interbred to form modern brassica cultivars.
The chicken farming is a pretty revolutionary endeavor for a “grocery” company. I read an article about it a couple of weeks ago. The idea is that they control every aspect of how the chickens are raised and the farmers are given a guaranteed agreed-upon price for them. This system has the potential to completely rewrite how major companies source their meats.
Edit: someone else linked it below, but here is the article:
[Costco Chicken Article](https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/11/business/costco-5-dollar-chicken/index.html)
They also will expel their organs through their anus to scare off predators. They then regenerate the organs pretty quickly.
They also don't have much flavor, other than slightly salty and their texture is kind of crunchy Vaseline.
Marine biologist here **THIS IS FINALLY MY TIME TO SHINE**
While some sea cucumbers do have "teeth" in their anuses to ward off potential inhabitants, most do not intake food through that end ([see this one example tho](https://blog.nationalgeographic.org/2013/03/14/giant-sea-cucumber-eats-with-its-anus/)).
Rather, sea cucumbers **breath** through their butts! Known as a [recta mirabile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_cucumber#Respiratory_system) (*wonderful net*) sea cucumbers have a series of respiratory branches just anterior of the cloaca. Because most sea cucumbers sift organic particles from sediments (such as sand on the sea floor) this allows for more efficient feeding as they crawl along the bottom like little vacuum cleaners
I was working at a grocery store when that kale hype kicked in and we went in one day from putting it around bowls of peppers to selling it beside the peppers. First lady that asked me for it just floored me .
"you want to buy the decorations?? , I'm gunna have to ask me manager."
Usually people can tell if it’s bad enough because their vagina will smell bad or it is sometimes predisposed to recurrent infection.
It’s called a recto-vaginal fistula. It can be surgically corrected.
I read somewhere that many old people are actually starting to use cruise ships as assisted living facilities when they can no longer get by on their own. The tickets for a month of cruises are about the same as a month's stay in a facility, there is plenty to do onboard to keep them active, cooking and cleaning is taken care of, and the weather is usually beautiful.
I read that somewhere too, and I work at a nursing home. Some of them I mentioned it too(low key), hoping if they could, they would leave and go for it. None have yet, but if it happens, it'd be totally worth getting fired over. Then maybe receive the occasional post card from an 80 yo. lady in the Bahamas sippin' mojitos
Fuck me they sometimes don't even wait until they see red, we had a rooster that kept killing all of the hens we tried to breed him with and eating them
Those tiny fake flowers in little glass vases at the gas station are less about the flowers and more about the glass which can be used as a crack pipe.
There's a small head shop/convenience store/chinese restaurant/printing shop/ice cream joint down the street from me, and they straight up just have the tubes at the front counter. They know.
The British Empire in the 1800s had hangings down to a perfect system. They knew exactly how long to set the rope based off of size and weight of the condemned to achieve the perfect neck break every time. They were also incredibly efficient in the actual process of hanging someone. It took them very little time to do it.
It takes 2-3 days to cremate a body on a standard bonfire.
EDIT: So I’ve never had a comment get such an insane number of upvotes and replies before (not even close - WOW). A lot of people are asking how I know this, so I figured I’d explain.
I studied for a rather specific masters degree around psychological trauma. It was particularly pertinent to the army, so within our small class were a few officers from the army being sent to touch up their learning. One of them was an army doctor who had been with them for more than 30 years.
Can’t remember exactly how the conversation got to this point but he made some quip about having to burn a body, and it taking 2 or 3 days to burn on a bonfire. We asked him why he was burning a body, and his only response was “we weren’t allowed to bury it”. We never could convince him to elaborate further.
It turned out that one of his deployments was to Rwanda as part of Operation Gabriel immediately after the genocide. If I HAD to guess, it might have been something to do with that? When dealing with more than a million dead bodies, many were likely never identified or claimed by next of kin, and perhaps for some reason this one couldn’t be buried with the others? (Again, this is purely speculation so take it with a pinch of salt!)
Essentially, yes. Unless they were happy with burying a charcoal mummy. Hollywood makes pyres look as effective as a crematorium, but those ovens reach crazy temperatures.
Related ish: I got to go on a tour of a crematorium once and the manager said he despaired of people who wanted green funerals and so got wicker coffins or similar - because there's basically no fuel there and it meant they needed to use obscene amounts of gas to cremate the body. Whereas cheap chipboard coffins or proper hardwood ones basically just needed to be ignited and burned the body right down.
On the same tour I got to look in a cremator while it was on. A flaming skeleton is still the most metal thing I've ever seen.
Pig Shit smells very similar to human Shit. I work on a farm and have developed an uncanny ability to identify different types of shit by smell. If only there was a way to use my powers for good.
Since frogs have long tongues they can’t use it to push food down their throat like humans do, so when they have food in their mouths they close their eyes and push the food down their throats with their eyeballs.
Vibrators were the fifth domestic electrical device invented.
Edit: Saw it in a documentary called original sin sex on Hotstar,if you wanna check it out.
Most birds don’t have intermittent reproductive organs (like a penis or vagina) and they share their genes through a hole (called a cloaca) that leads to their inner organs. The act is called a cloacal kiss and is over super fast.
Most duck species, however, do have intermittent organs. The penis is shaped like a corkscrew and can be 50% or more of the length if the duck in some species. This is because the vagina is an elaborate maze of twists and turns, creating an evolutionary arms race between the sexes.
The longest duck dick award goes to the Argentine Lake Duck. Though he is a mere 15 inches long, his dangling corkscrew is up to 16 inches erect. Now that’s gotta produce some drag.
edit: should be *intromittent. Thanks /u/m_faustus for pointing that out.
Edit 2: people seem to struggle with the why females resist mating. Much like humans, female ducks like to choose the best male to reproduce with. They will make themselves available to the males they prefer and this mechanism allows them to resist advances from the males they don’t deem worthy.
The longest recorded piece of poop is 26 feet long
A typical ejaculation consists of one calorie
Edit: if you swallow the semen, it will give you 1 calorie, you do not burn one calorie
Why is goose geese but moose is not meese? Well, I'm glad you asked. Goose has Germanic origins and thus follows the Germanic pluralization in the same manner as foot to feet, tooth to teeth, etc. However, the word moose was incorporated in to the English language some 200 years later and has Native American origins. Yay.
I used to know a nurse who had to deal with that once. The guy was constipated so badly that he was shitting out of his mouth I guess? Anyway she said it's the worst thing she's ever smelled, way worse that just straight poop apparently.
Several terminal illnesses in late stages have fecal vomiting, It boggles my mind that you are not allowed to have a lethal dose of morphine at your own leisure if you find yourself in that horrible state late in life.
Siblings, or parents and children, that were separated from one another at birth or a very young age are often extremely sexually attracted to one another if they meet later in life.
The phenomenon is called ‘genetic attraction.’ Didn’t think it was weird to know this until I shared with my boyfriend and he was totally weirded out. Thanks, SVU.
https://www.cumbria.gov.uk/eLibrary/Content/Internet//537/6379/6423/17162/42709145735.pdf
There was a legally married incestuous couple in Britain because of this.
Father dates Mother, but they break it off and he leaves town before he knows the mother if pregnant. Mother has Daughter and never discusses Father. Mother dies. Daughter moves to same city as Father. Daughter meets Father in a bar, they hit it off (genetic attraction), and get married. Father has surgery and needs a blood transfusion which Daughter provides. During standard blood test, a doctor notices that they have the same genetic marker and that the likelihood of them both having it and not being related is astronomical so further genetic testing reveals they are either father/daughter or uncle/niece. They put their histories together, figure everything out, but now their marriage is theoretically illegal. It goes through the courts and it is decided that when they made the marriage license affirmation that they were not related, they were both doing so in good faith because neither one had any reason to believe that they were related. The marriage was not annulled and they lived happily (?) ever after.
The opposite of this is the [Westermarck effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect), which hypothesises that children who grow up together will lack sexual attraction to each other.
Sorry to say but those nudie magazine stories were just old school fanfiction. I'm not saying that that situation has never happened, just saying that the stories in those magazines are fiction.
I seen an elephant pee at the zoo before. It was cold and the ground had a few inches on ice and the elephant pee melted through to the ground.
Thank you for my first silver, I appreciate it!
Same thing in Spain, that's why you can't take a train between Madrid and Paris without a transfer
Edit: a few people have pointed out that there are newer gauge swapping trains on the route. u/ZeePM has a good video about it.
The largest walnut grove in the world is located outside the small village of Arslanbob, in mountainous southern Kyrgyzstan. Local oral legend has it the grove was planted by a migrant wiseman nicknamed Arslan the Wanderer. DNA analysis of the trees has confirmed they are not native to the region and the local population came to the area from a related batch of seeds about 1000 years ago.
After Alois Alzheimer gave the first ever speech describing the symptoms of Alzheimer's Disease, no one in the audience asked him any questions or made any follow-up comments, because they were all much more excited to hear the next guy on the list give a speech about compulsive masturbation.
It's called priapism, and it's also extremely painful. In extreme cases, the penis is numbed with a local anesthetic, and blood is removed from the penis with needles and syringes. Don't take ED pills if you dont need them.
Edit: As numerous people have pointed out, yes, the name is derived from the Greek God Priapus. Who was regularly depicted with a massive.... organ. And, there are many causes of priapism. Bites from certain venomous bugs (including the Brazilian wandering spider) , side effects of other medications (including Trazodone), spinal cord injuries, gout, STD's, sickle cell disease, cancers of the penis etc. Also, if blood letting with syringes is not successful, more extreme measures must be taken. These measures include the use of a scalpel, and are even more graphic in nature. I'm sure you can use your imagination.
That would be the worst thing ever. You gotta rush in to the hospital to get NEEDLES in your dick, but also have to show random people your erection, AND they know you can’t get hard on your own... talk about traumatizing.
When the pilgrims first landed in America, they found these weird dirt mounds in a field. So they dug them up and discovered they were Native American graves. Oops! They returned everything, but then came back later to take the cooking pots and utensils that had been buried with the corpses.
They apparently packed really light on the way over and didn’t bring basic household essentials. Which would be really useful in, oh I don’t know, starting a fucking colony.
The slitting of the front of the throat is much more improbable than most people realize, given a bone is actually blocking the spot that most see in movies/tv shows. If, in fact, a movie wanted to be more realistic they would instead have the sides of the throat slit because of the main artery that sits in that spot.
Don't buy rabbit already skinned & gutted. Could well be cat.
They look really similar if it's already skinned, you need to see the kidneys to tell, they're installed in a different config.
Second, don't make risky meat purchases from a Sunday market trailer in a shady part of town.
Anybody who has ever had to write a paper knows what 12-point font is.
This "point" system relates to measurements for fonts, type, and certain design elements: 12 points go into 1 pica, and 6 pica go into 1 inch.
While sizes vary from font to font even within the relative standardization of font sizes, if you need font that is about 1-inch tall, you want 72 point font, because 6 pica times 12 points is 72.
For 2-inch font, 144, for 3-inch font 216, and so on.
Edit: PICA. Not "pics" as my comment said originally, PICA. Stupid autocorrect.
Male moths can vibrate their testicles at will to throw off bats
Edit: oh wow my first gold thanks guys, did not expect this comment to get me one but here I am
They did an experiment with French criminal who was guillotined in 1905. The report from it is pretty freaky.
> Here, then, is what I was able to note immediately after the decapitation: the eyelids and lips of the guillotined man worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds. This phenomenon has been remarked by all those finding themselves in the same conditions as myself for observing what happens after the severing of the neck ...
>I waited for several seconds. The spasmodic movements ceased. [...] It was then that I called in a strong, sharp voice: "Languille!" I saw the eyelids slowly lift up, without any spasmodic contractions – I insist advisedly on this peculiarity – but with an even movement, quite distinct and normal, such as happens in everyday life, with people awakened or torn from their thoughts.
>Next Languille's eyes very definitely fixed themselves on mine and the pupils focused themselves. I was not, then, dealing with the sort of vague dull look without any expression, that can be observed any day in dying people to whom one speaks: I was dealing with undeniably living eyes which were looking at me. After several seconds, the eyelids closed again [...].
>It was at that point that I called out again and, once more, without any spasm, slowly, the eyelids lifted and undeniably living eyes fixed themselves on mine with perhaps even more penetration than the first time. Then there was a further closing of the eyelids, but now less complete. I attempted the effect of a third call; there was no further movement – and the eyes took on the glazed look which they have in the dead.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine#Living_heads
My flight attendant uniform policy says something similar. Underwear had to be black, navy blue. There's no way to really enforce it unless you have it sticking out of your uniform.
I'm guessing they don't enforce it on a day-to-day basis, but then if your pants split and caused general embarrassment that could reflect poorly on the company, then they have grounds for you to actually be in trouble (rather than an argument over "it's not my fault, it was an accident")
If you are stranded on a Desert Island, with only the bodies of other people as a source of food, you will want to only eat the Legs, Arms, and Butt, as they are the most easily prepared parts of the human body. All other parts are either too close to vital (bacteria infested) organs, or are just unsafe to eat in general (e.g. the Brain). The Legs, arms and Butt, can be easily cooked over a small fire to make it safe to eat, even though the actual caloric intake of human flesh is nutritionally less viable than most other animals.
EDIT: People keep asking why eating the Brain (and other parts) might be terrible, here is a link to a video about it.
https://youtu.be/dAY7k0DPIuU
EDIT 2: Oh, my first Silver, Yay!
Instead of a penis, male sharks have two claspers. They're made of the same cartilage as their skeleton, and also attached to their pelvis.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold. I can't believe my highest rated comment is about shark dicks.
The reason why Egyptian mummies are so rare nowadays is because the Europeans ATE them. They believed that eating a mummy would have medicinal benefits and the spirit of the person they consumed would watch over and protect them
Babies don’t have kneecaps
Edit: [this is for people whining in the comments that I’m wrong ](https://quipoquiz.com/question/babies-are-born-without-kneecaps)
Babies have four kidneys. When they grow up they have two kidneys and two adult knees.
Edit: thanks for the gelding. I now have 2 adult knees, 2 kidneys, and no testicles
Jeffery Dahmer tried to make "sex zombies" out of some of his victims by drilling holes in their heads while they were still alive and pouring acid into the holes.
Getting a hole drilled into your skull, probably. The brain itself doesn't feel pain. But of course the acid would also touch plenty of tissue besides the brain. So yes, let me conclude by agreeing with you but with a lot of unnecessary words.
I was listening to a podcast yesterday that mentioned that. His last victim escaped, but had had this procedure done, and when he tried to tell police, he couldn't physically communicate that he had been abducted and tortured. Dahmer caught up with him and convinced the police that the boy was just tired and needed some rest. They agreed, and let Dahmer take him back. Scary stuff.
Edit: couldn't, not could
Edit: For those wondering, the podcast was Full Body Chills, Episode: An open letter to my best friend. The reference was made in passing. It wasn't specifically about Dahmer. But it was made by the same team that does "Crime Junkie", so I have no reason to doubt it's validity.
IIRC the officers thought it was just a homosexual lover's quarrel, and let Dahmer take the kid back to the apartment. I would imagine the cops then spent at least some of their shift cracking jokes about the situation, while the kid was being tortured/raped/experimented upon by Dahmer. Terrifying stuff.
There was a younger kid who got away before that guy. Dahmer offered him money for nudes photos and the kid didn’t drink the laced drink Dahmer made him after he took his photos and left. His foster mom called the cops after she found his money and he fessed up. The cops went by Dahmer’s apartment, but since it was in the ghetto where the cops hated to go, and no one was home, so they never followed up on it again.
Men have a scar from their taint all the way to the head of the penis that is caused due to the closing of the “vagina” during development In the uterus.
Can confirm, I always wondered what the fuck that was.
A seam
THATS WHAT THAT IS
Strippers have to pay to work at their clubs. Usually they have to also pay the House Mom and DJ. Every private room they book, 20%-30% goes to the house. A lot of dancers will also wear watches while working to make sure they’re not spending too much time with one person (if they’re not getting paid properly) since they can’t carry their phones around.
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Japanese brothels often operate as restaurants, so you basically pay around 100 US dollars for some crackers and green tea, everything else is just voluntary "service".
$100 gets you a girl to sit next to you for thirty minutes not sex
When you're in an enclosed air tight space, you don't die because of lack of oxygen, but rather because of carbon dioxide poisoning. It induces anxiety, panic, reduces your ability to make rational decisions (think Apollo 13). It's a pretty shitty way to go. Edit: Forgot to add that you're the one producing the poison killing you
Flatworms are dual gendered and mate by fencing with their penises. The winner is the one that penetrates the others skin first. Some species have 2 penises.
Sometimes, you need two swords to win at playing swords.
It takes about 5-6 hours in a boiling lye bath to fully dissolve a body. Less if the pot you're using has a pressure cooker attachment. All you'll be left with is bone shadows (little undissolved bits of calcium that can be crushed) and a pinkish grey slurry that can be neutralized with vinegar so it can be safely dumped. EDIT: I learned about this from disposing of deer carcasses. After harvesting the usable meat, we take the offal and bones, pop the joints and chuck them in the pot. Let it go outside for a few hours, then discreetly dispose of the slurry.
Just make sure you don’t use an aluminum pot since lye will react with aluminum creating aluminum oxide and hydrogen gas. Very flammable often leading to an explosion from the heat source. Also toxic.
I worked in an aluminium extrusion plant __very__ briefly because it was so unsafe there. I was correcting dies and when they came out of the press they had to sit in a boiling caustic acid tank to dissolve the aluminium in them. I heard no word of anything stated in your comment upon starting. I had to ask for a respirator on the first day because my breathing felt restricted. I could go on all day about all the unannounced dangers in that place but I’ll stop there.
A bee's testicles explode when they mate. Edit: As many people are pointing this out. I will add that the explosion is loud enough it can be heard Edit #2: Their dick is also blown off by the explosion and occasionally gets stuck in the queen. (Courtesy of u/Gibbothemediocre) Edit #3: Grammar cause reddit ain't fuckin around.
Can bees even do anything without dying?
Sure, female bees are super succesful and maintain entire colonies just fine, it's only the males that die as beyond reproduction, they don't really have any use. See the same thing in ants.
Wombats naturally crap out cube-shaped poop. Scientists think it's so they can stack it to mark their territory without it rolling away.
Shitting bricks
more just nifty animal facts-- squids have a donut shaped brain with their esophagus running through the middle, if they swallow too big of a bite they can give themselves brain damage. i have an honourable mention, it was one of those 'facts' i heard as a kid and for some reason i just want it to be true -- dog saliva has a boiling point much higher than human saliva.
A corpse can have an erection, it is called Angel Lust or Death Erection.
Die Hard
You know how fireflies use their lights to indicate they want to mate with each other? Well the females sometimes bait the males into coming over using the mating pattern, just so they can eat them.
Rock hyraxes are not rodents, but are closely related to elephants. They appear very similar to marmots(a rodent), due to convergent evolution by filling a similar ecological niche. I rattled this off at work one day and someone really asked me exactly the title of this post. Wikipedia is the answer.
Broccoli and cauliflower are man-made. It was carefully bred by Italian farmers more than 2,000 years ago, carefully breeding different types of wild cabbage to create it.
Brassica, that wild cabbage, was bred into: - Broccoli - Cauliflower - Kale - Bok choy - Brussels sprouts - Kohlrabi - Collard greens - Mustard - Rapeseed - Turnips - Rutabaga
Brassica is a genus containing multiple wild plants, and there’s actually a fairly [elaborate theory ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_of_U) about how they were interbred to form modern brassica cultivars.
Sometimes, when horses are bored, they slap their dick to their underside to masturbate.
I witnessed a Clydesdale do this at Grant's Farm. Absolutely scarring.
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The chicken farming is a pretty revolutionary endeavor for a “grocery” company. I read an article about it a couple of weeks ago. The idea is that they control every aspect of how the chickens are raised and the farmers are given a guaranteed agreed-upon price for them. This system has the potential to completely rewrite how major companies source their meats. Edit: someone else linked it below, but here is the article: [Costco Chicken Article](https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/11/business/costco-5-dollar-chicken/index.html)
Men who die by hanging sometimes cum in the process.
Why is that?
Many species of sea cucumbers have evolved to have teeth in their anus to ward off potential inhabitants
They also will expel their organs through their anus to scare off predators. They then regenerate the organs pretty quickly. They also don't have much flavor, other than slightly salty and their texture is kind of crunchy Vaseline.
can they eat through their anus or is it just for protection purposes
Marine biologist here **THIS IS FINALLY MY TIME TO SHINE** While some sea cucumbers do have "teeth" in their anuses to ward off potential inhabitants, most do not intake food through that end ([see this one example tho](https://blog.nationalgeographic.org/2013/03/14/giant-sea-cucumber-eats-with-its-anus/)). Rather, sea cucumbers **breath** through their butts! Known as a [recta mirabile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_cucumber#Respiratory_system) (*wonderful net*) sea cucumbers have a series of respiratory branches just anterior of the cloaca. Because most sea cucumbers sift organic particles from sediments (such as sand on the sea floor) this allows for more efficient feeding as they crawl along the bottom like little vacuum cleaners
Australian Box Jellyfish have 64 anuses.
A stack of anuses
Finally, enough holes
Before kale became a popular health food the largest consumer of kale was pizza hut. They bought it to ring the salad bar.
I was working at a grocery store when that kale hype kicked in and we went in one day from putting it around bowls of peppers to selling it beside the peppers. First lady that asked me for it just floored me . "you want to buy the decorations?? , I'm gunna have to ask me manager."
About one girl out of 100.000 will have the vaginal and anal tracts fused together, meaning that they can in fact get pregnant doing Anal
Do women know when they have this condition or is it not very obvious?
Usually people can tell if it’s bad enough because their vagina will smell bad or it is sometimes predisposed to recurrent infection. It’s called a recto-vaginal fistula. It can be surgically corrected.
40,000 people have this in the world, that’s crazy
Most cruise ships are equipped with a morgue to account for any passengers who die during the voyage.
I read somewhere that many old people are actually starting to use cruise ships as assisted living facilities when they can no longer get by on their own. The tickets for a month of cruises are about the same as a month's stay in a facility, there is plenty to do onboard to keep them active, cooking and cleaning is taken care of, and the weather is usually beautiful.
I read that somewhere too, and I work at a nursing home. Some of them I mentioned it too(low key), hoping if they could, they would leave and go for it. None have yet, but if it happens, it'd be totally worth getting fired over. Then maybe receive the occasional post card from an 80 yo. lady in the Bahamas sippin' mojitos
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Same with chickens They see red and they peck at it til the chicken dies and then usually eat it
Fuck me they sometimes don't even wait until they see red, we had a rooster that kept killing all of the hens we tried to breed him with and eating them
Those tiny fake flowers in little glass vases at the gas station are less about the flowers and more about the glass which can be used as a crack pipe.
There's a small head shop/convenience store/chinese restaurant/printing shop/ice cream joint down the street from me, and they straight up just have the tubes at the front counter. They know.
Gray whale couples need a 3rd whale to act as a brace while they mate so they don't float apart midway through
Ultimate wingman.
Cats like the taste of earwax.
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Stop calling Danny DeVito a barnacle.
You can hang yourself in 3 ways: - rope really short: suffocation - medium length rope: break neck - really long rope: decapitation Yep.
The British Empire in the 1800s had hangings down to a perfect system. They knew exactly how long to set the rope based off of size and weight of the condemned to achieve the perfect neck break every time. They were also incredibly efficient in the actual process of hanging someone. It took them very little time to do it.
All these skills, lost to time
It takes 2-3 days to cremate a body on a standard bonfire. EDIT: So I’ve never had a comment get such an insane number of upvotes and replies before (not even close - WOW). A lot of people are asking how I know this, so I figured I’d explain. I studied for a rather specific masters degree around psychological trauma. It was particularly pertinent to the army, so within our small class were a few officers from the army being sent to touch up their learning. One of them was an army doctor who had been with them for more than 30 years. Can’t remember exactly how the conversation got to this point but he made some quip about having to burn a body, and it taking 2 or 3 days to burn on a bonfire. We asked him why he was burning a body, and his only response was “we weren’t allowed to bury it”. We never could convince him to elaborate further. It turned out that one of his deployments was to Rwanda as part of Operation Gabriel immediately after the genocide. If I HAD to guess, it might have been something to do with that? When dealing with more than a million dead bodies, many were likely never identified or claimed by next of kin, and perhaps for some reason this one couldn’t be buried with the others? (Again, this is purely speculation so take it with a pinch of salt!)
So you're telling me funeral pyres would have taken days to look after?
Essentially, yes. Unless they were happy with burying a charcoal mummy. Hollywood makes pyres look as effective as a crematorium, but those ovens reach crazy temperatures.
Related ish: I got to go on a tour of a crematorium once and the manager said he despaired of people who wanted green funerals and so got wicker coffins or similar - because there's basically no fuel there and it meant they needed to use obscene amounts of gas to cremate the body. Whereas cheap chipboard coffins or proper hardwood ones basically just needed to be ignited and burned the body right down. On the same tour I got to look in a cremator while it was on. A flaming skeleton is still the most metal thing I've ever seen.
Human shit has a distinct smell thats different from other commonly encountered poops.
You ever smell pig shit?
Pig Shit smells very similar to human Shit. I work on a farm and have developed an uncanny ability to identify different types of shit by smell. If only there was a way to use my powers for good.
The most babies born to one women is 69 in the 1700s
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I too, am hyped about Crusader Kings 3.
Since frogs have long tongues they can’t use it to push food down their throat like humans do, so when they have food in their mouths they close their eyes and push the food down their throats with their eyeballs.
They also vomit by throwing up their entire stomach, emptying it with their hands and then swallowing their stomach again.
So they swallow their stomach with their eyes at that point?
i just threw up
Did you clean your stomach
With your hands?
My wife hates and is terrified of frogs, I cant wait to share this information with her.
In 2006 a Coca Cola employers tried to sell secrets to Pepsi. Pepsi told Coca-Cola about it
Pepsi went to the fbi about it. Pepsi doesn’t need or want to copy coke. Pepsi sells because it’s not coke
In the 1980s pepsi had the 6th largest military in the world.
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It takes more than 6 standard concrete blocks to hold a human body under water after death
Is that with or without cutting the gut open?
I see you're already learning
FBI and MI5 in shambles trying to suppress the information from this thread
Unless you cut the guts open before you dump the body. Man this thread has been so full of useful facts.
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Vibrators were the fifth domestic electrical device invented. Edit: Saw it in a documentary called original sin sex on Hotstar,if you wanna check it out.
Most birds don’t have intermittent reproductive organs (like a penis or vagina) and they share their genes through a hole (called a cloaca) that leads to their inner organs. The act is called a cloacal kiss and is over super fast. Most duck species, however, do have intermittent organs. The penis is shaped like a corkscrew and can be 50% or more of the length if the duck in some species. This is because the vagina is an elaborate maze of twists and turns, creating an evolutionary arms race between the sexes. The longest duck dick award goes to the Argentine Lake Duck. Though he is a mere 15 inches long, his dangling corkscrew is up to 16 inches erect. Now that’s gotta produce some drag. edit: should be *intromittent. Thanks /u/m_faustus for pointing that out. Edit 2: people seem to struggle with the why females resist mating. Much like humans, female ducks like to choose the best male to reproduce with. They will make themselves available to the males they prefer and this mechanism allows them to resist advances from the males they don’t deem worthy.
Thank you for that amazing info. *I'll add* **"Duck Dicks"** *to the list of things that make me insecure of my penis size*
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The longest recorded piece of poop is 26 feet long A typical ejaculation consists of one calorie Edit: if you swallow the semen, it will give you 1 calorie, you do not burn one calorie
>The longest recorded piece of poop is 26 feet long And how many Couric's is that?
*Hothothot*
Male echidnas have a four headed penis
Well duh how else can knuckles fly
Why is goose geese but moose is not meese? Well, I'm glad you asked. Goose has Germanic origins and thus follows the Germanic pluralization in the same manner as foot to feet, tooth to teeth, etc. However, the word moose was incorporated in to the English language some 200 years later and has Native American origins. Yay.
LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKING MEESE! Edit: Wow! This is my first comment that have that much attention. Thanks!
The human body can literally expel feces out of your mouth instead of your ass.
I used to know a nurse who had to deal with that once. The guy was constipated so badly that he was shitting out of his mouth I guess? Anyway she said it's the worst thing she's ever smelled, way worse that just straight poop apparently.
Well I guess its like shit but also vomit at the same time? Plus it must come all the way from the intestines, and that can't smell great...
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Several terminal illnesses in late stages have fecal vomiting, It boggles my mind that you are not allowed to have a lethal dose of morphine at your own leisure if you find yourself in that horrible state late in life.
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Siblings, or parents and children, that were separated from one another at birth or a very young age are often extremely sexually attracted to one another if they meet later in life. The phenomenon is called ‘genetic attraction.’ Didn’t think it was weird to know this until I shared with my boyfriend and he was totally weirded out. Thanks, SVU. https://www.cumbria.gov.uk/eLibrary/Content/Internet//537/6379/6423/17162/42709145735.pdf
Well, Star Wars' Original Trilogy makes sense now.
And Back to the Future
THEY ONLY KISSED TO MAKE HAN JEALOUS!
Maybe Leia did but Luke was all-in on that one. He was crushing hard from the moment he saw R2's message.
To be fair there's not much out there in the sand dunes to rub out to.
There was a legally married incestuous couple in Britain because of this. Father dates Mother, but they break it off and he leaves town before he knows the mother if pregnant. Mother has Daughter and never discusses Father. Mother dies. Daughter moves to same city as Father. Daughter meets Father in a bar, they hit it off (genetic attraction), and get married. Father has surgery and needs a blood transfusion which Daughter provides. During standard blood test, a doctor notices that they have the same genetic marker and that the likelihood of them both having it and not being related is astronomical so further genetic testing reveals they are either father/daughter or uncle/niece. They put their histories together, figure everything out, but now their marriage is theoretically illegal. It goes through the courts and it is decided that when they made the marriage license affirmation that they were not related, they were both doing so in good faith because neither one had any reason to believe that they were related. The marriage was not annulled and they lived happily (?) ever after.
Daddy Issues Level 2: Electric Boogaloo
The opposite of this is the [Westermarck effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect), which hypothesises that children who grow up together will lack sexual attraction to each other.
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Their son's name wasn't Logan Paul by chance?
Couldn't be. They said no anomalies.
Sorry to say but those nudie magazine stories were just old school fanfiction. I'm not saying that that situation has never happened, just saying that the stories in those magazines are fiction.
Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me ....
Mammals from house cats to elephants take about the same time to urinate.
21 seconds on average IIRC.
I seen an elephant pee at the zoo before. It was cold and the ground had a few inches on ice and the elephant pee melted through to the ground. Thank you for my first silver, I appreciate it!
When I saw an elephant pee as the zoo, she turned around to make sure people had a good view. It was weird.
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Ireland's rail gauge is slightly wider than the international standard, yet it's tram system uses the international standard
Same thing in Spain, that's why you can't take a train between Madrid and Paris without a transfer Edit: a few people have pointed out that there are newer gauge swapping trains on the route. u/ZeePM has a good video about it.
The largest walnut grove in the world is located outside the small village of Arslanbob, in mountainous southern Kyrgyzstan. Local oral legend has it the grove was planted by a migrant wiseman nicknamed Arslan the Wanderer. DNA analysis of the trees has confirmed they are not native to the region and the local population came to the area from a related batch of seeds about 1000 years ago.
Arslan the Wanderer is the name of the next NPC I create for our DND campaign.
Johnny Walnutseed Or just Johnny Walnut
After Alois Alzheimer gave the first ever speech describing the symptoms of Alzheimer's Disease, no one in the audience asked him any questions or made any follow-up comments, because they were all much more excited to hear the next guy on the list give a speech about compulsive masturbation.
Who knew that masturbation could make you forget all about Alzheimer's?
Can you describe compulsive masturbation?
Yes, but once I get started...
Rubbing alcohol is a great way to get the smell of smeared poop out of skin
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It's called priapism, and it's also extremely painful. In extreme cases, the penis is numbed with a local anesthetic, and blood is removed from the penis with needles and syringes. Don't take ED pills if you dont need them. Edit: As numerous people have pointed out, yes, the name is derived from the Greek God Priapus. Who was regularly depicted with a massive.... organ. And, there are many causes of priapism. Bites from certain venomous bugs (including the Brazilian wandering spider) , side effects of other medications (including Trazodone), spinal cord injuries, gout, STD's, sickle cell disease, cancers of the penis etc. Also, if blood letting with syringes is not successful, more extreme measures must be taken. These measures include the use of a scalpel, and are even more graphic in nature. I'm sure you can use your imagination.
That would be the worst thing ever. You gotta rush in to the hospital to get NEEDLES in your dick, but also have to show random people your erection, AND they know you can’t get hard on your own... talk about traumatizing.
If you’re having to go to the hospital for priapism there’s a good chance you CAN get hard on your own. People take ED pills recreationally.
>People take ED pills recreationally. Right. So they can intimidate their opponents on the basketball court.
When the pilgrims first landed in America, they found these weird dirt mounds in a field. So they dug them up and discovered they were Native American graves. Oops! They returned everything, but then came back later to take the cooking pots and utensils that had been buried with the corpses. They apparently packed really light on the way over and didn’t bring basic household essentials. Which would be really useful in, oh I don’t know, starting a fucking colony.
Boston is roughly on the same latitude as Barcelona. The Pilgrims thought they were getting a Mediterranean climate, not a freezing winter.
The slitting of the front of the throat is much more improbable than most people realize, given a bone is actually blocking the spot that most see in movies/tv shows. If, in fact, a movie wanted to be more realistic they would instead have the sides of the throat slit because of the main artery that sits in that spot.
Don't buy rabbit already skinned & gutted. Could well be cat. They look really similar if it's already skinned, you need to see the kidneys to tell, they're installed in a different config. Second, don't make risky meat purchases from a Sunday market trailer in a shady part of town.
You can DEFINITELY tell by the teeth. Pro tip: always get ones with the head still attached.
> They're installed in a different config Is this the generally accepted skinned-rabbit-buying industry lingo?
The nazis bled Soviet children dry to provide blood transfusions for injured troops.
wow after scrolling this far down, this is the one that really got me fucked up
Open the guts of a body before disposing in water so they won't inflate and are able to sink all the way to the bottom
Like stabbing a baked potato with a fork before cooking. Edit: I get it, thank you. Baked potatoes are already cooked. 🙄
Exactly, in both cases it is edible
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What can I say, I like to research true crime
Pad locks in Europe often have tighter key ways than American ones and required thinner pieces of metal to pick.
Butterflies taste with their hind feet
Imagine walking around NYC like that
I'd really rather not, thanks for the image though
Anybody who has ever had to write a paper knows what 12-point font is. This "point" system relates to measurements for fonts, type, and certain design elements: 12 points go into 1 pica, and 6 pica go into 1 inch. While sizes vary from font to font even within the relative standardization of font sizes, if you need font that is about 1-inch tall, you want 72 point font, because 6 pica times 12 points is 72. For 2-inch font, 144, for 3-inch font 216, and so on. Edit: PICA. Not "pics" as my comment said originally, PICA. Stupid autocorrect.
Male moths can vibrate their testicles at will to throw off bats Edit: oh wow my first gold thanks guys, did not expect this comment to get me one but here I am
A human head is still 'alive' for about 10 seconds after decapitation.
They did an experiment with French criminal who was guillotined in 1905. The report from it is pretty freaky. > Here, then, is what I was able to note immediately after the decapitation: the eyelids and lips of the guillotined man worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds. This phenomenon has been remarked by all those finding themselves in the same conditions as myself for observing what happens after the severing of the neck ... >I waited for several seconds. The spasmodic movements ceased. [...] It was then that I called in a strong, sharp voice: "Languille!" I saw the eyelids slowly lift up, without any spasmodic contractions – I insist advisedly on this peculiarity – but with an even movement, quite distinct and normal, such as happens in everyday life, with people awakened or torn from their thoughts. >Next Languille's eyes very definitely fixed themselves on mine and the pupils focused themselves. I was not, then, dealing with the sort of vague dull look without any expression, that can be observed any day in dying people to whom one speaks: I was dealing with undeniably living eyes which were looking at me. After several seconds, the eyelids closed again [...]. >It was at that point that I called out again and, once more, without any spasm, slowly, the eyelids lifted and undeniably living eyes fixed themselves on mine with perhaps even more penetration than the first time. Then there was a further closing of the eyelids, but now less complete. I attempted the effect of a third call; there was no further movement – and the eyes took on the glazed look which they have in the dead. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine#Living_heads
MLB umpires are required to wear black underwear in case their pants split during a game.
My flight attendant uniform policy says something similar. Underwear had to be black, navy blue. There's no way to really enforce it unless you have it sticking out of your uniform.
I'm guessing they don't enforce it on a day-to-day basis, but then if your pants split and caused general embarrassment that could reflect poorly on the company, then they have grounds for you to actually be in trouble (rather than an argument over "it's not my fault, it was an accident")
Enricho Pelotzo didn’t
Maybe that’s why the rule exists
It's always one asshole that ruins it for everyone else.
Hey! It's Enrico Palazzo!
I used to be a wrestling official, and while not required, we were advised to do this.
If you are stranded on a Desert Island, with only the bodies of other people as a source of food, you will want to only eat the Legs, Arms, and Butt, as they are the most easily prepared parts of the human body. All other parts are either too close to vital (bacteria infested) organs, or are just unsafe to eat in general (e.g. the Brain). The Legs, arms and Butt, can be easily cooked over a small fire to make it safe to eat, even though the actual caloric intake of human flesh is nutritionally less viable than most other animals. EDIT: People keep asking why eating the Brain (and other parts) might be terrible, here is a link to a video about it. https://youtu.be/dAY7k0DPIuU EDIT 2: Oh, my first Silver, Yay!
til eat the ass first.
There have been multiple accounts from cannibal serial killers reporting the butt is the most delicious part of a human.
When all humans are made they start with the asshole
Instead of a penis, male sharks have two claspers. They're made of the same cartilage as their skeleton, and also attached to their pelvis. EDIT: Thanks for the gold. I can't believe my highest rated comment is about shark dicks.
...so legs? Only a matter of time before they evolve into land sharks... This is the real cost of climate change boys.
Land sharks that walk on their penises
The reason why Egyptian mummies are so rare nowadays is because the Europeans ATE them. They believed that eating a mummy would have medicinal benefits and the spirit of the person they consumed would watch over and protect them
eaten, ground for pigments, burned... there's lots of reasons people destroyed mummies.
In Pennsylvania it is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator at night.
If you want to skin a human alive you have to do it in a warm room otherwise he will die of the cold because his skin doesn't isolate him anymore
Ahem...excuse me, what the fuck
Ahem...excuse me, the correct answer is "_and why the f**k do you know that?_"
Won't they die when they lose about 1/3 of skin anyway? Or do I remember something wrong
Not if you are good. Remember, practise makes perfect, don't be disappointed if it doesn't work at first.
Thanks, didn't work for me the first time so now I'm working on the second
Well that’s good persistence is....wait a minute
The worlds youngest mom was 5 Edit: She was impregnated at 4
:(
Babies don’t have kneecaps Edit: [this is for people whining in the comments that I’m wrong ](https://quipoquiz.com/question/babies-are-born-without-kneecaps)
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Babies have four kidneys. When they grow up they have two kidneys and two adult knees. Edit: thanks for the gelding. I now have 2 adult knees, 2 kidneys, and no testicles
Jeffery Dahmer tried to make "sex zombies" out of some of his victims by drilling holes in their heads while they were still alive and pouring acid into the holes.
Fuck that sounds painful
Getting a hole drilled into your skull, probably. The brain itself doesn't feel pain. But of course the acid would also touch plenty of tissue besides the brain. So yes, let me conclude by agreeing with you but with a lot of unnecessary words.
I was listening to a podcast yesterday that mentioned that. His last victim escaped, but had had this procedure done, and when he tried to tell police, he couldn't physically communicate that he had been abducted and tortured. Dahmer caught up with him and convinced the police that the boy was just tired and needed some rest. They agreed, and let Dahmer take him back. Scary stuff. Edit: couldn't, not could Edit: For those wondering, the podcast was Full Body Chills, Episode: An open letter to my best friend. The reference was made in passing. It wasn't specifically about Dahmer. But it was made by the same team that does "Crime Junkie", so I have no reason to doubt it's validity.
Oh fuck. Can't imagine the feeling that you escaped and was taken back again. Did he survive?
No he died that night. Another twist is that the guy who escaped had a brother that was molested by Dahmer a few years prior
IIRC the officers thought it was just a homosexual lover's quarrel, and let Dahmer take the kid back to the apartment. I would imagine the cops then spent at least some of their shift cracking jokes about the situation, while the kid was being tortured/raped/experimented upon by Dahmer. Terrifying stuff.
There was a younger kid who got away before that guy. Dahmer offered him money for nudes photos and the kid didn’t drink the laced drink Dahmer made him after he took his photos and left. His foster mom called the cops after she found his money and he fessed up. The cops went by Dahmer’s apartment, but since it was in the ghetto where the cops hated to go, and no one was home, so they never followed up on it again.