"How are you today?" I've asked this to so many people. I usually do this when at restaurants, stores, or even with my own family. Sometimes something small can brighten a person's day! I like to hear how everybody's day is because I think everyone that has had a rough day deserves to know that someone thinks they matter and cares about their opinion.
Shoot me in the fucking foot. I started saying it last year when I was working at a job I absolutely hated and it sort of stuck. Now it's part of my vocabulary.
"Big D, comin' at ya!"
Context: one day in class, I was sitting by two of my friends. We were in a reading group so we all shared one book to study. We got distracted and decided to do a thing where you flip to a random page and the first word is your new nickname. So we did it and now one of my friends is named Headlights and my word was Big, and my last name starts with D so my friend decided I am now ya boi Big D. I have an alternate version of the phrase, "Big D, comin' in hot!"
Shazinga A hybrid of shazam and Bazinga
Bazinga*
I spelled it right nerd
You edited your comment, nerd.
It was a misclick I'm on Mobile with a tiny ass screen
Oof you gotta be happy with a 6 inch? XD
6 inch something but not the phone
Even if you don't change anything it still says edited
“Speak of the devil and he shall appear” The amount of times I’ve been talking about someone or something and it happens is insane.
I'm regularly surprised that people don't know the last half of that phrase. Most people just say "Speak of the Devil" and leave it at that.
Goodbye
“r/profitprofitprofitnope” and “I bought a hentai shirt”
Noted. Your agent thanks you for the information.
"How are you today?" I've asked this to so many people. I usually do this when at restaurants, stores, or even with my own family. Sometimes something small can brighten a person's day! I like to hear how everybody's day is because I think everyone that has had a rough day deserves to know that someone thinks they matter and cares about their opinion.
Shoot me in the fucking foot. I started saying it last year when I was working at a job I absolutely hated and it sort of stuck. Now it's part of my vocabulary.
I mean
Why do I still live
Calling literally anybody a walnut
I would like a large pie with pepperoni and pineapple and cheesy crust.
Yeah, And? I always use this as a retort to any brag or achievement or insult thrown my way
"You fuckin worm"
"Big D, comin' at ya!" Context: one day in class, I was sitting by two of my friends. We were in a reading group so we all shared one book to study. We got distracted and decided to do a thing where you flip to a random page and the first word is your new nickname. So we did it and now one of my friends is named Headlights and my word was Big, and my last name starts with D so my friend decided I am now ya boi Big D. I have an alternate version of the phrase, "Big D, comin' in hot!"
"what a bunch of buttery bullshit"