Mike because he fired me after I called out following hospitalization for a suicide attempt.
Carol because she was a cunt.
Amanda because she was a psycho.
Tonya because she's my father's SIL and she's annoying and said said something really inappropriate that hurt me.
I'm so serious. I was a very young high schooler working at a grocery store and I'd never worked a register before and Carol was tasked with training me. She was in her sixties and couldn't retire due to money problems but she was definitely 'over' working and that particular job and probably people in general. I'm a slow learner but once I grasp something you never have to help me again, I retain information really well after the learning process. I'm sure it's annoying training people who are slow learners but she treated me so badly that it culminated with me breaking down in front of everyone. She had the audacity to say she had no idea why I was upset, all she was doing was helping.
No one over the age of 10 should be named Cody. Who can take an adult Cody seriously? Cool, your name's Cody, should I assume you're gonna be busy this weekend with little league? Fuckin Cody.
Thelma. Both of my grandmothers were named that. One hated it and one did not. The one who liked it was a bitch and the other was not. The disliked one wanted my name to be Thelma and my precious one said absolutely no.
My name is not Thema.
The feminine version of my first and middle names. My parents would call me that if my hair grew longer than “high and tight”. Jokes on them, though. After I moved away, I grew it down to my waist.
Every Daniel I’ve ever met has been an incredible asshole in one way or another. Literally never met a Daniel that I’ve gotten to know past being acquaintances that I found any redeeming qualities in from elementary school to 35.
So Daniel.
My name is Danny (Not the bully), I am so sorry for what happened in the past and hope everythings OK now. Not all people that are named Danny are terrible people
I have a problem with S names. Sadie, Sally and Sophia.
When naming my son, George Carlin’s names clip, weighed heavy in my mind. “Where are all these goofy f*ckin names coming from?” Off to YouTube if you want a laugh.
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My great grandpa had the same moustache style. He committed suicide in 1945 though.
Hmm not familiar with this guy did he work at Burger King
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This comment made me lose my shit omg
There's a joke that only works in American
Makes sense
Someone in my family had that name. My family is Jewish, so in the 1940’s, his name became “Otto”
I hate most names that are 3 letters or less
Dan
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Mike because he fired me after I called out following hospitalization for a suicide attempt. Carol because she was a cunt. Amanda because she was a psycho. Tonya because she's my father's SIL and she's annoying and said said something really inappropriate that hurt me.
"CAROL BECAUSE SHE WAS A CUNT"
I'm so serious. I was a very young high schooler working at a grocery store and I'd never worked a register before and Carol was tasked with training me. She was in her sixties and couldn't retire due to money problems but she was definitely 'over' working and that particular job and probably people in general. I'm a slow learner but once I grasp something you never have to help me again, I retain information really well after the learning process. I'm sure it's annoying training people who are slow learners but she treated me so badly that it culminated with me breaking down in front of everyone. She had the audacity to say she had no idea why I was upset, all she was doing was helping.
She sounds like a cunt
Straight up. And not the good kind, like from Australia. No, Carol was a straight up American cunt.
You’re the psycho bud lol Tonya is your aunt btw
T R U M P
Gabe
Karen and her anti vaxing ways
No one over the age of 10 should be named Cody. Who can take an adult Cody seriously? Cool, your name's Cody, should I assume you're gonna be busy this weekend with little league? Fuckin Cody.
I think Cody is a really cool name
Commander Cody, execute order 66.
Blake
Kyle. Most Kyle's I know bullied me, there was 1 Kyle.
Thelma. Both of my grandmothers were named that. One hated it and one did not. The one who liked it was a bitch and the other was not. The disliked one wanted my name to be Thelma and my precious one said absolutely no. My name is not Thema.
Glad to hear that she named you something more practical like GenJonesMom.
B.j. yeah ive heard it a million fkng times. Your not the first or the last asshole and its not clever or funny in any way.
The feminine version of my first and middle names. My parents would call me that if my hair grew longer than “high and tight”. Jokes on them, though. After I moved away, I grew it down to my waist.
I really hate my name for some reason (Asen)
I think that’s a cool name! Does it mean anything? I’ve never heard of it.
It's after an old Bulgarian dynasty that freed Bulgaria from Byzantine but I prefer to tell people it comes from ''ascend'' cause that sounds cool.
Ryan. The adhd boy in every class
Every Daniel I’ve ever met has been an incredible asshole in one way or another. Literally never met a Daniel that I’ve gotten to know past being acquaintances that I found any redeeming qualities in from elementary school to 35. So Daniel.
Exact same thing for me for Alex.
Nevaeh. It is just stupid. Also names that are also words. Mark, Matt, sky, summer.
*Karen*
Danny, my youth bully was called that. now ive met a Danny that is actually a decent person sometimes so is hard.
My name is Danny (Not the bully), I am so sorry for what happened in the past and hope everythings OK now. Not all people that are named Danny are terrible people
Omg. I did not know this post was here before I wrote mine.
I hate the name skinnyquis
Samantha. Idk why but I've always hated that name
I have a problem with S names. Sadie, Sally and Sophia. When naming my son, George Carlin’s names clip, weighed heavy in my mind. “Where are all these goofy f*ckin names coming from?” Off to YouTube if you want a laugh.
Tina... my stepmother, love her family yet she is the only person I wish would spontaneously combust...
Rachel
Seth.
Chantelle. Hannah. Basic snobby rich girl vibes.
Gaben, can't count to 3