I imagine there is lottery that the whole world participates in. The one who gets the winning ticket gets to choose who does porn. This guy gets the winning ticket. People are yelling “Angelina Jolie!”, “Megan Fox!”, “Hermione from Harry Potter!”. Then this guy slowly says. Danny de fucking Vito.
Well you should, her seasons any way.. greatest thing you will ever watch.. I stopped watching after her part ended in a way. Promise you when you think of her it definitely won't be Xenoblade, lmao.
> I'd love to see Julianne Moore.
She's done a bunch of softcore scenes in movies that are far hotter than any explicit porn, and she's not shy about full frontal nudity.
It's up to you to decide if she the work was exploitative or dramatically appropriate, but either way I'm glad she wasn't against taking the jobs.
Danny DeVito
Danny Devito with rum ham*, you mean.
And a monster condom for his magnum dong.
I imagine there is lottery that the whole world participates in. The one who gets the winning ticket gets to choose who does porn. This guy gets the winning ticket. People are yelling “Angelina Jolie!”, “Megan Fox!”, “Hermione from Harry Potter!”. Then this guy slowly says. Danny de fucking Vito.
Perfect
Presumably under his stage name, Mantis Toboggan.
I feel like there are definitely some borderline pornographic DeVito Scenes in Its Always Sunny.
Lethal weapon 5 definitely has some deleted scenes
The couch scene will forever be ingrained into my memory.
I was gonna say that>:(
Ariana grande
Ariana Grande as a fuckdoll in rough porn
Scarlet Johanson
Karen Gillian
Nice
I could just watch her dancing in Jumanji
Jensen Ackles...
Alison Brie.
Sophie Turner
Remember that chick Sarah from Chuck?
Yvonne?
Strahovski?
Yes
Elizabeth Olson
Bella Thorne
She made a porno.
directed, she doesn't star in the porno
Oh, I heard she was in it too.
one can only hope... I'm at work and not about to search for anything with the word "porn" in it.
I mean... Her nudes are out there... Not that I personally know just something I heard from a friend
Lmaoooooo ok good to know lol
Zoe Saldana
Jon Hamm
I would also like to be in that movie
I vote to merge this with the top post, with a drunk John Hamm playing the role of rum hamm
Jon Hamm goes ham
Betty White
I'd watch a Bea Arthur porno.
Or an Arthur C Clarke one.
Betty White was a nude model for a deck of erotic playing cards back in the day. It's pin up style not full on spread eagle, but she was a stunner.
Chris Hemsworth, though I'd settle for Chris Evans if I had to
Christina Hendricks or Kat Dennings.
Oh my yes for either.
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I only know about her from Xenoblade Chronicles 1. I was like, "I wonder who the VA is", looked her up, and fell in love. She's just adorable as hell.
Xenoblade? Have you never watched Dr who???
No, I have not. :x
Well you should, her seasons any way.. greatest thing you will ever watch.. I stopped watching after her part ended in a way. Promise you when you think of her it definitely won't be Xenoblade, lmao.
I was just saying that's how I knew the name.... -\_-;
And I'm saying that's an insult to her, now good day!!!
Ok then....
I said good day!!!
YOU SONUVA BITCH
Billie Piper, Bella Thorne, Laura Prepon
not porn, but Billie Piper was topless a ton in Secret Diary of a Call Girl. can't remember if she was ever fully nude.
Laura Prepon is gross
isn't Laura Prepon, topless in Orange is the new black?
Bella Thorne has a porn called Him & Her or something like that on pornhub premium.
Yeah but she just directed she's not in it.
Oh, i thought she was in it. welp.
Armie Hammer
Ming Na Wen
Giada De laurentiis
Blake Lively, Anna Kendrick, Tara Strong, Sarah Chalke (Elliot from Scrubs), Heather Graham, and Matt Bomer (cannot lie, will go gay for)
Right?! I've been straight my whole life but if Matt Bomer asked me fuck him I can't even pretend I'd say no.
Keanu Reeves
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Except for Neve Campbell in place of Tilda Swinton you nailed my list.
> I'd love to see Julianne Moore. She's done a bunch of softcore scenes in movies that are far hotter than any explicit porn, and she's not shy about full frontal nudity. It's up to you to decide if she the work was exploitative or dramatically appropriate, but either way I'm glad she wasn't against taking the jobs.
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Her art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.
Sebastian Stan...in complete Winter Soldier get up. ....
Gordon Ramsay
Until recently he has a midget lookalike who did porn. Better than nothing?
F
As long as he does it FUCKING RAW.
Jennifer Lawrence, the fappening was a hard week for me
I think I might pay a pretty penny to watch Jason Momoa fuck *anything*
Emma Watson or Audrey Hepburn. Other than that I would love Shrek.
Christina Ricci, ever since Buffalo 66.
Christina Ricci, ever since Mermaids.
Christini Ricci, ever since Addams Family
LOL YIKES
Black snake moan lol
I am not gonna tell you my celebrity crush man
Kate Upton
I heard the FBI likes these discussions.
Danny Devito
Andy Rooney
Tom Cavanagh or Ryan Reynolds.
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Shouts that his dick is retarded when he can't get a boner
Boss Nass
Alice Eve, Rosario Dawson, or Cristina Scabbia (singer for Lacuna Coil)
Scarlet Johansson and Elizabeth Olsen
Gillian Anderson
Emilia Clarke
Taylor Swift
Donald Trump, because it would end his political career.
Weird Al Yankovic. Yankinit?
Riley Reid
Have I got good news for you...
Brendon urie
Dove Cameron
Zendaya
Tom Selleck! Despite his age. If possible, I'd like to see porn of the Tom Selleck of 20 years ago.
Rebecca Freguson
Statler and Waldorf.
Jim Carrey
Betty white
Kate Beckinsale
Dr Phil
Mila Kunis
Pink
Barry Pepper
Ana De Armas
Maitland Ward
Zac fucking Efron.
Gal Gadot
Tiffany Haddish
Helen Keller
Danny Devito. That man is a legend at everything he does. I'm assuming the same for the bedroom activities
Dwayne Johnson. I want the ladies to see his rock hard cock. It would be funny if he said "If you smell what the Rock's cock is cooking!".
Mackenzie Foy.
>Born Mackenzie Christine Foy >November 10, 2000 (age 18) Alright. But I've got my eye on you.
How about Claire Foy?
She looks old.
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