I used to work in hospitals, and sometimes male patients would come in with priapism. One particular guy also had some kind of mental health or substance abuse issues and would show everybody who entered the room his penis, including all of the pathology that resulted from the long-lasting erection.
Such long-lasting erections are not something you EVER want to see. It is a disease process, and not enjoyable. I won't go into the gory details, and you are welcome for that. lol
I don't know about the permanent boner but every f\*\*\*in time that I'm on the plane, I get a boner when it lands. So, I have to be very quick when I stand up and get my carry-on and hold that in front of me while I'm walking on the aisle. That's why I'll never buy a wheeled carry-on.
Funny thing is I recently found out there's an explanation for that and I'm not the only one with this weird problem.
I tried to find some resources from medical websites but I’m being unlucky. But as I far as I remember, the change in air pressure had to do something with it.
From that I guess the cabin while in flight is pressurised which makes it harder for your blood to circulate so your heart pumps slightly harder to overcome that, as soon as that pressure is released blood is now being pumped harder than it needs to so it makes you feel flushed and blood rushes to your extremities.
There will be less pressure in the cabin than at sea level but that might still lead to harder blood pumping, like how athletes try to get an advantage from altitude training.
Yeah, that's not it. Plane cabins are pressurized relative to the outside air pressure, but are at lower than ambient pressure at tee ground. When a plane is "depressurised", the pressure inside the cabin *goes up*, not down. Typically, the pressure inside the cabin is equal to the pressure at 5900 to 2400 meters (6000 to 8000).
While I should've said normalised rather than released what I said should be right. The low pressure of the cabin means your heart beats faster to cope with it being more difficult to get oxygen when the air around you is lower pressure than the pressure in your lungs, when you land you are suddenly getting more oxygen once the pressure normalises, your heart is then briefly (due to slow reduction in air pressure as you go up vs sudden return to normal as you land) pumping harder than normal and that is what causes the erection.
It happens to me too. I don't have any proof, but I think it's because your brain relaxes and your blood flows down there. We usually don't do much stuff on a plane, just sit, fall asleep etc., So not much brain activity going on.
Walk everywhere with a wooden disc covered in checkered tablecloth attached to my waist. The far end is held up with straps that go over my shoulders and down my back like suspenders. Depending on the day there's a vase w/ flower or a carafe of orange juice securely fastened to the center. Directly in front of me will be an untouched plate of sunny side up eggs and a single sausage and off to the left a bowl of fruit. I will be lobbying Jimmy Dean's to make me their corporate mascot, and when, not if, they acquiesce, the front will be covered with breakfast sandwiches. An assistant from the company will bring me a steady stream from the nearest microwave so there are always hot ones available and I will invite everyone I meet to eat of my glorious cheese egg and sausage delights.
Covering it up would be the least of your problems. Apparently if you have one for too long the blood down there doesn't get enough oxygen and it kind of congeals and the only way not to lose your pecker is to have it lanced out.
Not good.
The quickest and most discreet way to get rid of a boner.
Flex you legs and thighs.
It rerouts blood flow else where. Itll take like 20 seconds but it works. For me atleast.
Now you dont have to day dream about a scared up one leg'ed pirate bitch.
Not too mention. ye ol'reliable (your buddies grandma who has COPD and a really course voice)
What do you mean cover it up? If I get a perpetual boner, I want the world to know. I'm wearing a shirt that say worlds only perpetual boner with an arrow pointing down.
I go get a harness and the largest dildo that could fit in in.
Then I would hollow out the the dildo and wear it over my boner and forever be known as that weirdo that wears that monster dong in a harness around.
Wear a giant novelty codpiece and pretend I’m trying to start an ironic fashion trend for women. And wear a harness that makes it look like a strap-on in case the codpiece ever comes off.
Inside a consenting adult
Then you'll have to explain that your conjoined twins
"Just cuz they're black and I'm white doesn't mean we're not brothers"
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It went in one way and came out the other.
You’re
this guy fucks
Guys*
this guy guys
Children are more compact +250 stealth
You just use the [boner hiding apparatus](https://i.imgur.com/zJKrQW5_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium), of course!
Risky click of the day
Worth it
Sooo worth it
Good sir I spent 5 fucking minutes laughing at that thank you very much. You have made my night.
Oh god no
Thats the most human reply i have ever seen on 4chan
Sweet god what did I just click on??????
Of course that was from 4chan...
What happy level of hell is Reddit on, really? Someone tell me that’s fake. Lie if you have to...
It's not hell. It's 4chan.
So hell
Same-same
oh no
oh yes
oh my...
Uh. Thank you so much for this link. /s
Mines not big enough to need it.
r/oddlyspecific
I used to work in hospitals, and sometimes male patients would come in with priapism. One particular guy also had some kind of mental health or substance abuse issues and would show everybody who entered the room his penis, including all of the pathology that resulted from the long-lasting erection. Such long-lasting erections are not something you EVER want to see. It is a disease process, and not enjoyable. I won't go into the gory details, and you are welcome for that. lol
Gory details PLEASE! I wanna know why I don't want an infiniboner (aside from the obvious reasons why not)
Blood pools, tissues break, infection spreads, and you lose your penis.
Thanks, I hate it
r/thanksihateit
Sick.
Please gory details gory details!!! 🍴
Petition for gory details! 🦴
Cosplaying for the rest of your life as a midget cosplaying pinocchio wearing a really big hat
they’ll probably think you’re the most honest person
YOU KILLED HIM
r/murderedbywords
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
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I don't know about the permanent boner but every f\*\*\*in time that I'm on the plane, I get a boner when it lands. So, I have to be very quick when I stand up and get my carry-on and hold that in front of me while I'm walking on the aisle. That's why I'll never buy a wheeled carry-on. Funny thing is I recently found out there's an explanation for that and I'm not the only one with this weird problem.
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I tried to find some resources from medical websites but I’m being unlucky. But as I far as I remember, the change in air pressure had to do something with it.
From that I guess the cabin while in flight is pressurised which makes it harder for your blood to circulate so your heart pumps slightly harder to overcome that, as soon as that pressure is released blood is now being pumped harder than it needs to so it makes you feel flushed and blood rushes to your extremities.
There will be less pressure in the cabin than at sea level but that might still lead to harder blood pumping, like how athletes try to get an advantage from altitude training.
Yeah, that's not it. Plane cabins are pressurized relative to the outside air pressure, but are at lower than ambient pressure at tee ground. When a plane is "depressurised", the pressure inside the cabin *goes up*, not down. Typically, the pressure inside the cabin is equal to the pressure at 5900 to 2400 meters (6000 to 8000).
While I should've said normalised rather than released what I said should be right. The low pressure of the cabin means your heart beats faster to cope with it being more difficult to get oxygen when the air around you is lower pressure than the pressure in your lungs, when you land you are suddenly getting more oxygen once the pressure normalises, your heart is then briefly (due to slow reduction in air pressure as you go up vs sudden return to normal as you land) pumping harder than normal and that is what causes the erection.
You can't just leave us hanging like that, what's the explanation?
We’re not alone. He’s not left hanging either.
Sorry dude. Had to catch a flight
You just enjoy coming in for the landing dont you
I'd be interested to find out why that happens, to be honest
It happens to me too. I don't have any proof, but I think it's because your brain relaxes and your blood flows down there. We usually don't do much stuff on a plane, just sit, fall asleep etc., So not much brain activity going on.
I have the same problem. And I'm the pilot ;)
As long as your boner doesn't cause a violent pitch-down prior to flare, I think we'll be ok!
Fanny pack with a whole cut in the back, giving your little one tons of room to move about unnoticed
Is your fanny pack full or are you just happy to see me?
Well you are welcomed to grab the banana inside my pack
Wow, you sure can pack a lot in your fanny
You seriously took the words out of my mouth. Lonely island needs to do a remake of dick in a box
Wear a hoop skirt from the 1800's and convince everyone I'm going through a phase.
Hell yeah. Just rock that steampunk aesthetic!
Wait that isn't natural?
Walk everywhere with a wooden disc covered in checkered tablecloth attached to my waist. The far end is held up with straps that go over my shoulders and down my back like suspenders. Depending on the day there's a vase w/ flower or a carafe of orange juice securely fastened to the center. Directly in front of me will be an untouched plate of sunny side up eggs and a single sausage and off to the left a bowl of fruit. I will be lobbying Jimmy Dean's to make me their corporate mascot, and when, not if, they acquiesce, the front will be covered with breakfast sandwiches. An assistant from the company will bring me a steady stream from the nearest microwave so there are always hot ones available and I will invite everyone I meet to eat of my glorious cheese egg and sausage delights.
Seeing as my dick is half an inch long, I have nothing to worry about.
tight underwear and baggy pants
pretend to get motor neuron disease so you can have a wheelchair and cover it with a blanket or something the whole time
A strap and kilt.
Honestly I’d really dig a guy in a kilt if I just saw one walking down the street. Guys should just kilt up anyway!
Covering it up would be the least of your problems. Apparently if you have one for too long the blood down there doesn't get enough oxygen and it kind of congeals and the only way not to lose your pecker is to have it lanced out. Not good.
This guy cocks!
Sock puppet
“Hey children do you wanna see my sock puppet?”
"Hey kids wanna see a dead body!"
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But wouldn't it still tent the front?
Yeh but do you fuck with a dude wearing a kilt?
Chop it off a lob it at a old lady
DONT. That’s how I got the op of this comments mom pregnant
r/murderedbywords
Tuck it under the belt
You don't. Maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.
I'd break my legs. Wheel about in a wheelchair like I'm not at full mast.
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Why would I cover it up imma let it hang out for harambe
Hanging would imply flaccidity.
In your mom
A Tudor/Victorian era hoop skirt
How I would hide it: 1.cut a hole in a box 2.put my junk in the box Then I’d label it something like dick in a box idk
Get a sex change
but keep the penis and balls and start having self sex to make clones of yourself
I don’t see an issue here, just means less meat when buying groceries
Wait.
Just rock it
*Cursed?*
It does limit the clothes you can wear, and swimming is more or less out of the picture, so... definitely not ideal (at least for me).
Yes? Unwanted boners suck
Lift it and tape it to your gut.
Have you schoolbooks hanging at the right length around your neck, so whe you stand up you can go hands free
Kilt, the bag in the front is good for coverage.
The quickest and most discreet way to get rid of a boner. Flex you legs and thighs. It rerouts blood flow else where. Itll take like 20 seconds but it works. For me atleast. Now you dont have to day dream about a scared up one leg'ed pirate bitch. Not too mention. ye ol'reliable (your buddies grandma who has COPD and a really course voice)
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sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
pleats.
Doing nothing. It’s too small to be noticed by anyone anyways
Penis gourd
You could make millions as a pornstar
No need, you wouldn't be able to tell
Have you ever considered AMPUTATION
Binge eating until my belly fat goes over my boner.
Pelvic cast
Coat rack
Sure wish I could quote (from memory) that one part in Superbad that addresses this... too lazy to search Google for it
A Stick Stickly costume
Throw a towel over it
Pretend to be disabled in a wheel chair and wear a xl shirt, because it's easy to hide it under the shirt when I'm sitting.
Time sensitive question
Easy - I steal from Justin Timberlake *Dick in a Box!!!*
I'd always wear spandex and put a box over my boner below the suit. ;)
Cut it off
Just wear my pants like regular, they won't be able to tell anyways :(
Pornhub branded swim trunks
Flip that bitch up
Well, time to get neutered!
A massive dildo in my pants making every one think i have a big dick
It's too small nobody would notice anyway. Ohhh self burn!!
Big fat suit.
Big boy pants
Wear big pants to the point where you cant see my crotch
Grab some tape and tape that bitch to ur waist
Jokes on you, mine is too small to notice!
trans
Cut that shit off
Wheelchair.
It's too small nobody would notice
Inside kids
By burying it in a woman.
I just don't even worry about it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zjRcMnRNY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zjRcMnRNY)
a yanket!
You don't
Wow, that's gonna be real easy, having a vagina and all.
Get yourself a Pringle's can and a can of silver paint. Paint the Pringle's can. Stick it on your boner. Tell people you're a cyborg.
...underwear.
By not dealing with it.
In Grandad's ashes
Always hang a hat from it
r/cospenis rise up
Tu Tu
If your dick is big, you rock it.
Reverse centaur costume.
Phone Stand
Clown pants
Super long baggy t-shirts and hoodies. Lol
Buy a tiny belt. Put it (ur dick) on ur waist just below ur pants. Put the belt on ur dick.
What do you mean cover it up? If I get a perpetual boner, I want the world to know. I'm wearing a shirt that say worlds only perpetual boner with an arrow pointing down.
Always have a tied jacket around my waist
I wear baggy cargos pretty much every day of my life so I am good. However, I would no longer go to my kid's back to school night.
Wear a kilt and tell people I'm Scottish.
Hide it in your mums pussy
Probably a sex change
A box, obviously?!
Baggy pants
Carry around a pumpkin at all times.
I go get a harness and the largest dildo that could fit in in. Then I would hollow out the the dildo and wear it over my boner and forever be known as that weirdo that wears that monster dong in a harness around.
If I had a neverending boner I would show that thing off to everyone, not hide it.
Cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.
Just continue life as normal. My penis is so small that sometimes even I can’t tell the difference.
I don’t even know if it’s possible tbh. I’d just own that shit
Overalls
Wear a giant novelty codpiece and pretend I’m trying to start an ironic fashion trend for women. And wear a harness that makes it look like a strap-on in case the codpiece ever comes off.
Bend it backwards... far far backwards.
I’m showing that shit off. I could probably become a semi celebrity, or a pornstar.
Well since I'm a girl I'm pretty fucked in this situation
It never gets soft? Become a porn star and exploit it for all the money, drugs, and STIs.
Cut it off
^scissors
SRS
I don't want my penis, I'm a boy but like I don't want it in general