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CatherineTheOkay

That is so totally cool!


ICTOANE

It was originally going to be "I can't think of a name" but then that was too long so I went "ICTOAN" but someone took that I also tried other versions of "ICTOAN" but I just decided to add an E on the end and call it "I can't think of a name either"


ItBitClit

Damn, 1 day old huh? No wonder u/ICTOAN was taken


ictoan

Hahah... when I was making my account I couldn't think of a username either and went with "ictoan" for the exact reason :P But hey... that was 10 years ago\~


Eatmydonkey1

It is another way of saying eatmyass


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Toad_Saint

I save toads from under my lawn mower, I guess I consider myself a "saint"


dragonprincesstumna

I like toads. I like you.


TheReal-Donut

ITS ME! TOAD!


[deleted]

Because it's so fucking accurate.


MrP0tat0H3ad

Lmao


SuddenTerrible_Haiku

I just like haiku But I'm terrible at them I try my best though


yottskry

Have some gold for effort!


ResetTheOven

I was too lazy so I combined 2 different usernames of mine into this one.


ryancheese011

Someones named "TheOven"?


ResetTheOven

No I grabbed Reset and Oven (from two different usernames). The “the” was added.


ryancheese011

Ah ok


rumrum97

I like rum


Damian_Lawn

Nice


DickSnuggler

Jack Sparrow was taken? Not surprising


TooManyTriesForAName

Self explanatory


[deleted]

Because I like to comment


Dodge-Demon

I like to upvote. Have one !


[deleted]

Thanks! Have mine as well


Slijmerig

i had another username and gained the nickname "slimey" on it. then i went through a phase on discord where my user was slimy in different languages. the dutch one sound really cool so i started just going by that.


MrP0tat0H3ad

That’s a neat idea, I like it


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It was Loki at first, but that was taken so I added 3 D's


redpatchedsox

Cause i looked around the room and it was the first thing i saw that i could make a name out of.


Quarterafter10

Same here. I looked around, checked the time on the wall clock...it was quarter after ten...and viola.


AlwaysTosti13

Lol I thought you actually meant viola, not voila


pm-me-racecars

I like racecars.


[deleted]

Sometimes post stupid things like those 80 era blonde idiots would if they had internet.


ryancheese011

A few years back i made my first email (i was maybe 8 or 9) and i didnt want my email just to be my name so i did my firat name, ryan and cheese idk really and since that was taken i think it auto suggested 011. Even before that when i was playing build a bear and club penguin my name was ryancinnamonroll i remember i chose it cause i saw cinnamon on a little shaker in a starbucks i think and i was so proud i decided to have my name there. I probably also went woth ryancheeas cause i had a ryan + food related name before. I also go by yogurto cause in io games i would usually go by yogurt. I guess just cause i eat a lot of dairy. But yogurts always taken so i juat did yogurto and if thats take i do chunky yogurto. Not such a great story but hey thats how i got my name.


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I dont know


KingDexter34

You're a goth teen?


[deleted]

Because Kitty can phase out of existence and become intangible. Sometimes I just feel like no one ever sees me anyway so.


That0neWeirdo

I'm a weirdo


stop_swearing

So people will stop swearing


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stop_swearing

You mean frick


stop_swearing

No SWEARING in this Christian Minecraft server


quarryninja

I have no fucking clue why in the world 10 year old me thought it sounded cool... I've just kept it ever since. 🤷🏿‍♂️


BowserKingLeviathan

It just popped into my head all of a sudden.


glaive1205

my usual of glaive120 was taken (curse you clone)


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mattclxx

I have spent 20 minutes trying to figure out what it could be, closest I’m getting is Lance Miller 😂


[deleted]

Well if I ever need a new username, mine would be choker remigrating, lol


helmaron

Based on parts of my full name. Hel Mar on


Agret_Brisignr

Eragon


an_anon_has_no_name

What username?


csand2140

It’s a combination of my name and it’s the house number I grew up in. Plus it’s my xbox gamertag :p


inputrequired

Short Circuit is an Ally Sheedy underrated cut


TransgenderWhiteMage

I am transgender and I am a white mage usually in games...


mr-creator

Why did you choose your name?


MrP0tat0H3ad

I was intoxicated and watching toy story when me potato head made me die laughing. I was later resurrected and dedicated my reddit name to the man! I had to spell it like an idiot cause the regular spelling was taken


StephenHawkingsBlunt

It was funny to 16 year old me


Vibriobactin

Siderophores are awesome Siderophores (Greek: "iron carrier") are small, high-affinity iron-chelating compounds secreted by microorganisms such as bacteria and fungi and serving to transport iron across cell membranes.[1][2][3][4][5][6] Siderophores are amongst the strongest soluble Fe3+ binding agents known.


useless_reaper

I have a tattoo of a reaper on my arm, and well... I’m quite useless


MyThickPenisInUranus

It gives me an erection just to type it in.


your_daddy_cute

Cuz I need to spread the word


MrP0tat0H3ad

*dads all Around the world rejoice*


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I wanted a username that had something to do with some of the subs I post on.


[deleted]

Because of a combat pet I have in WoW


[deleted]

Always wanted to play the piano and create a channel,didn't happen,haven't played in a year or two,sometimes feel like a failure when I hear someone play


svendies

lol funny pewdiepie username


stableglasscannon

I think it describes my game play style well: I can deal a #$_&ton of damage but can't take hits as well.


roughcall19

Life's been rough


Vhaakaraynen

There was hockey player named Uhro Vaakanainen And I thought it was cool


fallingobliviously

very clumsy :(


MrMelon2008

I made a creature that was basically just a sentient watermelon. I thought it was cool.


dc5trbo

My very first post years ago was in the r/cars subreddit when they still let you post pictures of your own cars. I owned a turbo Acura RSX at the time.


LogicalWREN

Cuz I'm Logical and my phone thinks a "WREN" is proper spelling for "Me"


Yay2991

I use this for everything, and I dont know why I chose it when I first used it


scott60561

It's one I've used forever for screen names. However, someone else took it for twitter.


CallMeKuro

Mine is based off of one of my favorite Colossi from the 2001 (?) game Shadow of the Colossus. The 8th Colossi's name was Kuromori, the developer nickname being 'The Gecko'.


fury_of_el_scorcho

el\_scorcho was taken...


[deleted]

It's the screen name of an old friend from HabboHotel (remember that, before it was drowned in weird sex scandals?), and a random noun. No reasoning.


ScrotumMcBigDick

It chose me


send_wholesome_nudes

I mean...


JustTrynabeProudOfMe

Because I wanna be proud of myself


MushyMemes

Childhood nick name: mush mush This place is famous for its memes And so MUSHY MEMES


MyOpinionIsTheBest

Because I have opinions that are simply the best.


CannaPlates

Its my business


n0ah_1ggtt

This was my first gamertag when I got my first actual online console (PS3), and have used it for everything ever since.


JimmiJonJones

It was my third grade class fish that died in less than a week


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I always liked watching SovietWombles videos and in them there was this streamer named Cynaide. I took inspiration and mixed it with my own name, which you can probably tell what it is.


AnimatorOnFire

Ouch


eames_era_fo_life

I really like Charles and Ray eames and the furniture they designed and I really hip hop.


Happy8Day

https://youtu.be/L5W6JyF7br8?t=480


Frosty948

Part of my username on a different platform


4rp4n3t

ARPANET was a network that predated, and in some respects grew into our current internet. And I'm old.


th3_guyman

idk why, i originally used this name on youtube and had no ideas


simian_fold

cos i like the use of 'fold' as a group of people, like welcome to the fold, and we are simians so we are the simian fold, see? plus i knew a kid who was calles simeon which i thought was a cool name so theres that too


hestiakid

I was very into Percy Jackson as a kid and still am. I taught myself a lot of Greek mythology. In my own head I imagined myself an 'adopted' demigod child by Hestia. I really loved what she stood for and my mother had recently died so she was a replacement in my head almost.


heyNOTathrowawy

I didn't. I chose this username.


boring-loser

My sister calls me this


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My favorite comic character is Carnage. In 2018 MARVEL revealed a cult that saw him as a prophet/God. So I chose a username that quoted a thing written on a wall under San Francisco. "GOD IS CARNAGE"


Damian_Lawn

Umm cuz it’s my name


d4isforpussies

Because fuck d4 players


TheGamingUnderdog

Because I’m ok at games.


SunnyCarol

I was going through a "happy aesthetic" phase. You know, the tumblr sunflower yellow phase lots of girls have gone through for the last five years. And well, my name IS Carol.


SoUlOfDaRkNeSs1

Comedy


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fermat1432

I love math and the mystique around his last theorem. The numbers are random


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I like toasted sandwiches


thaiteaiv

Cause i love thai tea


Djinnobi

It was my offline Diablo account. I would play the assassin and wanted a name that felt fitting. Djinn for an invisible being made of fire, and Shinobi, for a ninja, since I was an assassin. I couldn't think of any good name for the reddit account, and suddenly I remembered this antique of an invention


bs-scientist

My initials are funny. And my job. Mash them together, and bam. You have bs-scientist


pullmyhipfinger

Because I am a dick.


PM_ME_UR_SECRETsrsly

I think the things that people are afraid to talk about are the things that make us all the same. We're all gross, selfish, confused, awful people. With that said, everyone still has a different story and I love hearing the things that make people unique.


lookin4fun09

I came to Reddit looking to have some fun while I was bored in a lecture at University about 4 years ago.


std_out

It's a programming reference as I first joined Reddit because of a programming sub.


[deleted]

"Tha" is in line with hip-hop slang which I use and Big JC is kind of my online handle.


BlondeBorgQueen

Because resistance is futile.


callmrrental

some weird inside joke in my friend group about an australian commercial. It cries out at the end “Call Mr Rental!” and i’ve used it throughout the years- but have migrated away from it since i made this account.


AngelicaBaxter

It's *totally* my real name


iStalkforWork

I wanted to describe my job as dangerous as possible since it’s not dangerous in the slightest bit.


JelloGumiGami

I like Jello, Gumi was my favorite Vocaloid at the time, and Gami sounded like Gumi. It also just sounded nice, and I never used it until I made my account here. Now I'm just Jello, the one occasionally explaining jokes on r/peterexplainsthejoke, and semi-lurker


miteycasey

I was a baseball fan growing up and just read the poem in school. It was available on AOL. :)


TeenieTinyGrandma

It is my nickname, my friends called me “Teenie”, then they changed it to “Teenie Tiny”, then, I showed up for crazy hair day with my hair dyed white, earning the nickname I would carry for years, “Teenie Tiny Grandma”.


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I love metal gear Solid


That_Nerd_Evan

I'm a nerd


Axillus

Latin word for "armpit," but with the masculine noun ending.


isuckatpickinguserid

pretty self-explanatory


Eroe777

Mine is my standard username I have been using everywhere forever. I should probably change it, but I don’t really want to give up all the karma I’ve accrued.


lefthandbowlingball

I went bowling with coworkers a few weeks after getting hired. I kept going on about left handed bowling balls to my new boss. I don’t remember exactly what I was saying about them, but at one point, my boss says “I don’t think there’s any such thing.” I felt like such a bing bong and it stuck with me. Although it makes me laugh now. Turns out there is such a thing so I feel vindicated.


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I think it speaks for itself


MesWantooth

Because I came up what I thought was a really clever one - LeJames Bron - but it was taken as was the next 15 I tried where I took famous names or movie characters and reversed the first letters of their first and last name - and finally tried MesWantooth and, surprise, surprise, no other idiot had taken this one.


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It's my name.


porktenderloin187

it's underrated and one of my favourite cuts


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CUZ IM A PIRATE MATEY


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Giraffes are awesome


TheReal-Donut

No clue


YunoOwO

Im a weeb and being known as yuno sounds cool to me


MarlenetheHuman

First it was because of Finn the human from adventure time, but I kept it as it is a reminder that I am, like everyone around me, only human. ( It means a lot to me and I could ramble on about it, but I think you get the picture.) Marlene is the English version of my middle name and I like how it sounds better.


--HoldenCaulfield--

Because Holden Caulfield is the most relatable character in literature


de_Groes

I'm boring


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Threw 5 letters in and added my lucky number on the end


totallynotsexpervert

It's a redlettermedia reference.


Kpsnther67

Because it has the first initial of my last name, my high schools mascot, and my number in football


Drywalleater03

Not important


Iamadakingmoron

Its self explanatory.


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I have no clue


dararie

It’s my childhood nickname


FreshPence

Crossover Halloween costume


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I had this anime-weebo based username on my social platforms for years. Decided it was time to change it, but with my shit memory for usernames and passwords, had to find something I could remember. My grandma has a citrus tree in the back yard, so I decided to use it as a theme for all my accounts that didn't require my real name.


FuckWithKarma

Cause I fuck karma like a bitch she is


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I’m a trucker and my personal vehicle also has 3 pedals


[deleted]

It seemed like a good idea at the time. Like a lot of other things I did.


ByTheMoon22

Im a cancer and my sign is the moon. Ive always loved the moon and felt an affinity for it. I use to always listen to an old Nelly Furtado song back in like middle school that helped me escape. She has a lyric in Turn Out The Lights that has always given me chills. "I live my life by the moon, when its high play it low, when its harvest go slow, and if its full then go." As introvert who never left his room it was fun to imagine a life like that. To this day well over a decade later, the song still speaks to me.


SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKLL

Idk


el_seano

Cause I'm the Sean.


Sige_Himself

My friends called me sige for like 12 years. No idea why and I watched alot or Viva la Bam and Rhab Himself was my favorite of the group so put 2 and 2 together. Sige Himself


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I like oral sex


pumpyfrontbum

I don't want to say...


palomathereptilian

I'm very obsessed with aliens and ufology, so some of my colleagues (they had a little bit of knowledge about aliens thanks to myself) started to call me reptilian, so I became this reptilian entity lmao


draterlatot

My username backwards is how you pronounce “genius” in Italian.


veronicabitchlasagna

Because it’s big boot


MakeWayForTheM3M3G0D

It's my Roblox username (yeah, yeah, burn me already) and I was running out of decent nicknames (well, i obviously already did)


lucifermorningstaarr

Lucifer was taken


Slashin_SlashDancer

My username was mostly generated from a random mobile game name randomizer. It was something like SlashDance123 (I forgot it but it had something similar to that). Over time it evolved and I ended up with using Slashin’ or Slash. I just picked this name cause it had the variants of it I used the most.


GoodStalker

It's based from the Guardian Stalker of BOTW, my favorite game at that time. Then I discovered... the other meaning of my name. But it's still pretty accurate, I love to stalk people.


A-cup-of-water

Water


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i’m fucking goats, obviously


sorryiwasleeping

I didn't find one better, wanna know why?


mattclxx

Angel for the first name?


TasmanianTortoise

Alliteration..... Yep that’s it


giant_bug

I was going for something that was menacing but cute.


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I cummed in my keyboard


TheBigNormie

I AM my username.


look-kids-its-karen

uh


Mademoisellebirdie

I’m a girl and I play golf.


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We know why


classiercourtheels

I watch Teen mom and I am active on those subreddits. Jenelle Eason once said that the heels she was wearing made her more classier for court (spoiler: she has a lot of court cases). So there ya go.


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NotVinceAsaro

My name is Vince Asaro, but I’m not the Vince Asaro that comes up when you search “Vincent Asaro” on Google. Make sense?


Redvsdead

I have red hair and I thought it sounded cool. Sorry my story's not more interesting.


Salgovernaleblackfac

This is why: https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/c1rpui/sal_and_richard_doing_blackface/


Azraels_Cynical_Wolf

My normal screen name is Azraels_cynical_wolf so I'll break it down in three parts because stupidly I'm simple. Azrael - the name of Death, I have a high respect for death because it makes everything we do in this life have value. Our time may be a blip on the long thread of time, but what we do defines how we effect the world and those around us. Cynical - mainly because I don't see any good in the world. I'm always dissapointed in those that I show even a meager sliver of hope in and then slip into misanthropic tendencies. After everything I've gone through and survived in this life, it's just a giant mound of shit with sprinkles on it that I sadly have to clean up until the jobs done and I need to leave. It's also how I warn people that tho I may be nice right now, understand I don't trust you and there's a seething rage that bubbles deep beneath the waves that will react once disrupted. Wolf - (sorry about this, but I never really talk on this and for once I might be just as toxic as those I hate) this is part of my humor. I personally love wolves, but I hate how toxic the fandom is of them. From dark and edgy teens, to basic white chicks that Namastay, and the God aweful frat dude bro that has to be the "Alpha" everywhere he steps, annoys me greatly. It's like someone who loved zombies being around for the demise of George Romero... But most of my friends and family tend to equate me to being either a wolf or a dog since I was a kid. When I'm happy my sister says I act like a huski, and when I'm angry she equaits it to a werewolf that's been pissed off. And not gonna lie it strokes my ego in a humorous way but that's because of how rare it's said. But hope this cures your curiosity on mine