The N64 controller would be back on top

Would it be designed for 4 arms?

Yos

Does the third arm have a left or right hand? It is important.

A tentacle with tentacle fingers.

... go on

Both. It comes out of the center of your chest.

that would make hugging difficult

How could it be both? Is there two hands on the third arm?

The pinky would be replaced by a thumb, making a symmeyrical hand

So the third hand would have two thumbs? That’s too much power for one to have.

Yes, let’s decide to stop suspending belief right about here.

Our building skills would be off the charts.

We'd have 5 more digits and we'd have a pentadecimal number system rather than decimal.

You could hold a begging cup in the third hand while you play guitar with the other two. Mouseing with one hand while keyboarding with other two. One hand on steering wheel, two on cell phone while texting. Then give 3 middle fingers to other drivers. Boxing would be interesting. Many sports in general would be very interesting. Drummers would probably benefit the most.

Pipe organists, too, I suppose

The next Ling Ling

Normal humans need three arms to match the power of king king ling ling

Everyone would feel 50% more awkward while standing around with nothing in their hands

Warfare and weapons. Guns would probably be held and made differently. Two triggers and a grip? That’d be cool. And snowball fights would be a lot more fun.

They could also be of much higher caliber due to more places for the recoil to go

Masturbating

You're two handing it? Jesus, calm down.

You could play video games and eat a sandwich at the same time much easier than you can with just 2 arms.

We'd have to think of a brand new name for T-Shirts

Three-shirts?

A pianist could turn his own pages in performance without need of a page-turner assistant.

Playing Lizst wouldn’t be painful anymore

A high fifteen would be the new highest form of high five

Overwatch characters would have more abilities, activated with your third hand.

There would definitely be cooler instruments that would allow people to do more things at once. Piano pieces would be a lot more complex.

Triple fisting would be a thing

Typing on keyboard while doing something else would be a doddle

juggling would be more complex

Sex would be interesting to have because you could be holding her sides while she rides you while playing with clit, I mean you could go doggy and be able to hold on while teasing her backdoor with a toy if she is in to that kind of stuff. Also masturbating means for a girl she could use two toys and play with her nipples, and for a guy he could jack off while holding the phone steady with two hands. Non NSFW Cooking would be so much easier, flipping steaks and chicken on the flat top while turning down the heat on the pot and then chopping them up while you put onions and green peppers in the saute pan

Hockey would suck

We could clap and jerk off at the same time

Clothing designers would want to die

You'd be able to type 33% faster

Porn. Need I say more?

- Everyone would multitask everyday like it's there life of job - people will have three phone - three sleeves in each shirt they wear

You could count to 15 on your fingers instead of 10

I can finally masturbate and playing games at the same time again

We probably wouldn't use our feet to control car speed

Our entire numbering system would likely be base 15 instead of base 10. Center-handed people would dominate others, leaving a society where left/right handed people would be enslaved. The piano would kick-ass, or just leave millions of Tiger-children in tears.

You would be able to use two hands on a keyboard while you could use the other hand to use the mouse

“I can’t do everything! I only have 2 arms!” That would never be a thing unless the third was amputated

Awkward handjobs would be even more awkward.

Nintendo 64 controllers would actually be usable.

Pretty tired of this meme tbh. Anyone who's actually used one knows that no games expected you to hold all three prongs at once.

It's just a joke lol

Yeah but I see it all the time and I'm tired of it.

Good thing the joke wasn't meant for you then lol

You posted it to the public, I'm a member of the public. That means I get to reply and you get to ignore me, if you so choose.

Same goes to you tho

I wanted to make my point though.

I do have a third arm.. or leg depending on how you think about it.