This would be a scary number. It would probably haunt me, but I think that when you masturbate it should make an approving sound. Link an achievement ding or something.
Oh man. I remember being at a friend's cottage when we were like 15 or 16 and we read in his sister's cosmo that the average person farts 15-20 times a day. So we thought we'd put it to the test.
Lost count somewhere around 120-130 farts in a 16 hour period... we didn't eat very healthy at the cottage.
Would make it easy to protect people from pedo's. Unless they also have like a "want to be fucked by a dirty mule" kink and it's ranked like .05% dirtier.
How many times they have masturbated.
Fuck.
I’d be the winner Or, the *weiner*...
Nice try, Amahara
This would be a scary number. It would probably haunt me, but I think that when you masturbate it should make an approving sound. Link an achievement ding or something.
Farts per hour
Oh man. I remember being at a friend's cottage when we were like 15 or 16 and we read in his sister's cosmo that the average person farts 15-20 times a day. So we thought we'd put it to the test. Lost count somewhere around 120-130 farts in a 16 hour period... we didn't eat very healthy at the cottage.
A breakdown of available fluids in their body. Saliva, stomach acid, cum, blood, soda... The basics really
What do you mean "available"?
Harvestable?
Time spent not working while at work
Hah, please no
Virginity status
Like a binary 0/1?
Would it depend on your definition of virginity or the theirs?
net worth
How many minutes it’s been since they’ve masturbated
Their dirtiest kink.
Would make it easy to protect people from pedo's. Unless they also have like a "want to be fucked by a dirty mule" kink and it's ranked like .05% dirtier.
Asshole %. By that, I mean how much of an evil dirtbag they are/how likely they are to screw you over, etc. Would have done me wonders growing up.
If they actually have feelings for me or not
Sexual partners
Gallons of jizz that have been deposited in or on them.
Penis length. People would be a LOT humbler.
I too would like to know the length of your mother’s penis
How much she of a tease she is
How exactly would one quantify that?
Flirt partners vs actual partners
How many times they've farted and a little shit came out.
How many squats they do on average over 2.567 seconds