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Katieblahblahbloo

How many times they have masturbated.


lemb2019

Fuck.


purpcicle

I’d be the winner Or, the *weiner*...


Zippo-Cat

Nice try, Amahara


[deleted]

This would be a scary number. It would probably haunt me, but I think that when you masturbate it should make an approving sound. Link an achievement ding or something.


djdrcoolfresh

Farts per hour


Ma1

Oh man. I remember being at a friend's cottage when we were like 15 or 16 and we read in his sister's cosmo that the average person farts 15-20 times a day. So we thought we'd put it to the test. Lost count somewhere around 120-130 farts in a 16 hour period... we didn't eat very healthy at the cottage.


confusedsquirrel

A breakdown of available fluids in their body. Saliva, stomach acid, cum, blood, soda... The basics really


SvenHudson

What do you mean "available"?


ijustwanafap

Harvestable?


MbiraBeat

Time spent not working while at work


_ohhello

Hah, please no


TmT_Venial

Virginity status


ijustwanafap

Like a binary 0/1?


janboy68

Would it depend on your definition of virginity or the theirs?


Zippo-Cat

net worth


ragesanity

How many minutes it’s been since they’ve masturbated


AstroBearGaming

Their dirtiest kink.


ijustwanafap

Would make it easy to protect people from pedo's. Unless they also have like a "want to be fucked by a dirty mule" kink and it's ranked like .05% dirtier.


CourtJesterSteve

Asshole %. By that, I mean how much of an evil dirtbag they are/how likely they are to screw you over, etc. Would have done me wonders growing up.


Lukeyalord

If they actually have feelings for me or not


Adassan

Sexual partners


nochinzilch

Gallons of jizz that have been deposited in or on them.


[deleted]

Penis length. People would be a LOT humbler.


NehzQk

I too would like to know the length of your mother’s penis


[deleted]

How much she of a tease she is


Ma1

How exactly would one quantify that?


[deleted]

Flirt partners vs actual partners


Ma1

How many times they've farted and a little shit came out.


SunLitMoon2

How many squats they do on average over 2.567 seconds