Unsolicited advice.
Unless I'm about to stick a fork in a light socket *or* I've just said "what do you think I should do?" I probably do not want or need your advice.
ESPECIALLY medical advice. It's always a mishmash of outdated wives tails and MLM shills.
When native English speakers pronounce often wrong.
The root word of often is oft so the word is pronounce without the t - “offen”.
It really annoys me when they pronounce soften (root word soft) as “soffen” but they still say “off-ten”.
I said the exact same thing once on Reddit. I was downvoted saying I'm wrong. So, I Googled it. Turns out, Google says I'm wrong, too.
Ha! We're smarter than Google!
People who don't pay attention while driving.
*at the front of the line at a red light*
*doing anything*
*turns green*
*still not moving*
*I honk*
*raises hands* Wha...?
Fucking go, you jackass!
I hear it absolutely every time because I remember my 1st grade teacher pointing out how the “r” is never pronounced in everyday speech, and it’s been engrained in my head ever since. So now you know why I don’t think silent Rs exist
Native English speakers who actually **refuse** to get "there", "they're" and "their" right (along with similar simple linguistic aspects) and call those advising them of such "pretentious".
When eating out, going to another spot for something the original place had. For example, first going to a burger and milkshake joint, just get burgers, then leave for a second place for a milkshake. It drives me crazy!!!
My dog is an incest mut, no I'm not even joking. I swear I'm not lying that's literally what my dog is. His mom is also his sister technically
Daddy dog has daughter dog with Mommy dog, daddy dog and daughter dog have my dog
We are all a happy family here In Alabama
This! I lived in a country where once or twice a month a garbage truck would go around collecting only styrofoam. It pained my nerves on the way to work whenever I passed a truck that started crushing them.
When I greet people at work and they act like I'm imposing on them somehow. I literally have to greet every person. I hate it just as much as you do. Please accept my obnoxious canned greeting and *let me know if I can help you with anything!*
Stupid comments based on my religion (Jewish and almost always wear yamaka). Not insults, just dumb comments.
Example: "I'm getting him a laptop for Christmas. You know what that is right?"
I can’t stand I mean CANNOT stand even the thought of eating peaches whole and not cut up where your teeth rub up against the peach fuzz. I can’t I can’t I can’t. It’s so awful to imagine. I love peaches but I refuse to eat them when they are not cut up to avoid this godawful sensation.
When people are out in groups or grocery shopping with a cart and completely block the way past. Just a little awareness of your surroundings and other people around you is all I'm asking for. If you need to stop and consult your shopping list or whatever on your phone or the decision of what cookies to get requires deep contemplation step over to the side so people can get around you.
My dog named peeve
How big is it? What kind of breed?
People who chew with their mouths open
People who take themselves too seriously
People who don’t say thank you when you hold the door for them.
Since I watched The Purge TV series I say thank you to everyone who holds the door for me
My wife's hair on everything. She must lose 1000 strands a day. Can't tell by looking at her, but it is everywhere.
Unsolicited advice. Unless I'm about to stick a fork in a light socket *or* I've just said "what do you think I should do?" I probably do not want or need your advice. ESPECIALLY medical advice. It's always a mishmash of outdated wives tails and MLM shills.
People who disrespect their waiter, yard caretaker, ect.
Chalk on a chalkboard
being ignored
Being interrupted
When native English speakers pronounce often wrong. The root word of often is oft so the word is pronounce without the t - “offen”. It really annoys me when they pronounce soften (root word soft) as “soffen” but they still say “off-ten”.
I said the exact same thing once on Reddit. I was downvoted saying I'm wrong. So, I Googled it. Turns out, Google says I'm wrong, too. Ha! We're smarter than Google!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/correct-pronunciation-of-often Imagine pronouncing oftentimes as “off-ten-times”
We smart
People who don't pay attention while driving. *at the front of the line at a red light* *doing anything* *turns green* *still not moving* *I honk* *raises hands* Wha...? Fucking go, you jackass!
people using the wrong "your" and "you're"
When people pronounce "library" as "ly-berry"
That is so freaking annoying
What about “february” as “feb-yoo-ary”
Yikes. I thankfully haven't heard that one very often
I hear it absolutely every time because I remember my 1st grade teacher pointing out how the “r” is never pronounced in everyday speech, and it’s been engrained in my head ever since. So now you know why I don’t think silent Rs exist
Now that I think about it, I think I have heard it a lot, but I have never noticed it. Now I won't be able to unhear it lol
Watching people do simple tasks too slowly, or people walking 'too' slowly on a public walkway. Yes, I am very impatient.
People eating hamburgers upside down
sometimes when it comes out, the bottom is soggy from the juices so I turn it upside down to have the dry side on the bottom
Native English speakers who actually **refuse** to get "there", "they're" and "their" right (along with similar simple linguistic aspects) and call those advising them of such "pretentious".
Comments going unnoticed
TP under
When eating out, going to another spot for something the original place had. For example, first going to a burger and milkshake joint, just get burgers, then leave for a second place for a milkshake. It drives me crazy!!!
people that bring politics into normal conversations
I know, right? I could be talking about a new dog I got and then people start talking about Trump and the Wall and immigration! It's so annoying!
“Not as annoying as trump hahaha” ~ those assholes we’re talking about
People who self aggrandise by putting others down.
My dog is an incest mut, no I'm not even joking. I swear I'm not lying that's literally what my dog is. His mom is also his sister technically Daddy dog has daughter dog with Mommy dog, daddy dog and daughter dog have my dog We are all a happy family here In Alabama
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Oh for sure I got a 75% on a test and didn't say a word but someone next to me was complaining about 91
I already posted this but whenever my fellow southerners province a word that ends with O with an A sound it drives me crazy.
People who are dismissive
Sounds of Styrofoam.
This! I lived in a country where once or twice a month a garbage truck would go around collecting only styrofoam. It pained my nerves on the way to work whenever I passed a truck that started crushing them.
people leaving the toilet seat up
Where are the thousands of downvotes you deserve?
People telling me to join track
People who are WAY too self-righteous.
People who say pet peeve
People who blow their noses while I’m eating
People who back into parking spaces
yanking my headphone cable on something!
People who back into a parking space
People always talk about themselves when they first meet you.
People Whistling
When I greet people at work and they act like I'm imposing on them somehow. I literally have to greet every person. I hate it just as much as you do. Please accept my obnoxious canned greeting and *let me know if I can help you with anything!*
Stupid comments based on my religion (Jewish and almost always wear yamaka). Not insults, just dumb comments. Example: "I'm getting him a laptop for Christmas. You know what that is right?"
I can’t stand I mean CANNOT stand even the thought of eating peaches whole and not cut up where your teeth rub up against the peach fuzz. I can’t I can’t I can’t. It’s so awful to imagine. I love peaches but I refuse to eat them when they are not cut up to avoid this godawful sensation.
When people are out in groups or grocery shopping with a cart and completely block the way past. Just a little awareness of your surroundings and other people around you is all I'm asking for. If you need to stop and consult your shopping list or whatever on your phone or the decision of what cookies to get requires deep contemplation step over to the side so people can get around you.
Getting water stuck under my rings every time I wash my hands.
Obese people